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Mwenezi man protests roadblocks, disappears with handcuffs

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Cephas Shava

MWENEZI – A 36-year-old passenger who was angered by the endless police roadblocks on the road threatened to commit suicide, labelled police officers thieves before disappearing with a pair of handcuffs, the Mwenezi Court heard last week.
Farirepi Nhongoviro of Mutoredzanwa village, Chief Nemauzhe in Chivi, pleaded not guilty on disorderly conduct and escaping from lawful custody charges when he appeared before magistrate Honest Musiiwa.
Nhongoviro said the police merely arrested him because he dared ask the driver of the car he was travelling in the nature of the offence he was being charged with.
He argued that he did not escape from custody, saying he went straight to the police camp after his arrest because the police officers who had handcuffed him wanted to keep him for the whole night at the roadblock as a way of fixing him.
However, one of the officers who was at the roadblock on the day in question, Brian Siyabonga told the court that Nhongoviro scolded him and his colleagues, calling them perennial thieves.
They also alleged that Nhongorivo threatened to cause a scene, blocked some motorists from freely moving and threatened to throw himself in front of moving cars.
The State’s case, as presented by prosecutor Willard Chasi was that on May 13, 2017 at the 166 km peg along Masvingo – Beitbridge highway, Nhongoviro was a passenger in a car that was stopped at a roadblock.
He allegedly engaged in riotous conduct by running around the road block shouting at police officers and disturbing the free movement of vehicles.
After being arrested at that roadblock, the handcuffed Nhongoviro allegedly ran away and disappeared into the darkness.
He was later spotted that same evening on his way to Mwenezi police station where he was arrested again.
The trial continues next month.local

Bottle store brawl lands man in jail

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Shumirai Zhou

ZVISHAVANE – A man who assaulted and stabbed a fellow reveler in a bottle store for trying to push him out as it was time to close the place was last week sentenced to two years imprisonment by magistrate Shepherd Mnjanja.
Abraham Sibanda was convicted on charges of assaulting Louis Pasvani over a misunderstanding at a bottle store in Muzvondiwa area.
Six months of Sibanda’s sentence were put aside on condition of good behavior, leaving him with 16 months of prison time to serve.
The court heard that the complainant and the accused were drinking beer at the bottle store before it was announced that the shop was now closing for the day and that it was time for all customers to leave.
The complainant arose from where he was sleeping and began to push customers out of the bar and that is when the misunderstanding broke out.
He went on to push Sibanda and slapped him on his back and the fight grew uglier when Sibanda pulled out an Okapi knife from his pocket and stabbed Pasvani once on the chest and six times on his left hand.
The accused was later arrested and the complainant showed the court where he was stabbed.
Monica Mungwena prosecuted.

Zaka RDC backtracks on stands repossession

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Brighton Chiseva

ZAKA – The Rural District Council (RDC) last week backtracked on its decision to repossess what it claimed to be undeveloped stands at Jerera growth point after resident and business associations engaged the services of Mutendi, Mudisi and Shumba Legal Practitioners.
Few weeks ago, the RDC published a list of hundreds of residential and business stands which it said it would soon repossess because the owners had apparently for long failed to make any developments on them.
The decision by residents and businesses to rope in lawyers, however, has successfully stopped the local authority, cold in its tracks.
Zaka district administrator Victor Zinanga confirmed the development saying he was happy that the two parties managed to reach a consensus.
“The meeting was fruitful for the council and the residents and the business community managed to compromise,” said Zinanga
In the meeting, which took about two hours, the local authority represented by Rodney Makausi of Saratoga and Makausi, agreed to scrap the repossession plan and revisit the matter so as to shape a more amicable way forward.
The lawyers who represented the residents said they were happy that they had successfully managed to convince the local authority to stop its plan.
Council chief executive officer (CEO) David Majaura, however, said they had not succumbed to the pressure from the associations but they, instead, had already agreed to settle the matter with other residents before going to the lawyers.
“We had already met with most of the affected residents and we were not going to just repossess the stands as many people might think. We wanted the residents to come to deliberate and many residents did just that. However, with the lawyers we agreed to send the matter to the planning committee and probably wait for the full council meeting to be held next month,” Majaura said.
Other sources who attended the meeting said the council apologised to the residents for rushing to the press without informing all stakeholders.local

Sexy comedy ‘A Bedfull of Foreigners’ returns to Charles Austin Theatre

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A scene from ‘A Bedfull of Foreigners’

Doug Hill

On April 28 this year at the Charles Austin Theatre, a little-known comedy called A Bedfull of Foreigners proved to be a success that would go unforgotten for a long time in the memories of those who watched it.
The naughty play, originally penned by British playwright Dave Freeman, follows unusual events that occur in a hotel’s double room when two couples are forced to share it for the night.
Adapted by the Charles Austin Theatre’s artistic director Khetani Michael Banda and NAMA nominated theatre director Charles Munganasa, the play coincidentally featured a cast of real foreigners, which comprised mainly of Zimbabweans and Malawians.
On the night that it was staged at Masvingo’s sole theatre house, A Bedfull of Foreigners played out like the insane laughfest that it is in print.
The audaciousness and hilarity of the play reached peach heights with the introduction of each characters from the lazy and rebellious drunkard hotel assistant Chikatero, played by Malawian Joseph Njoka, the flirtatious hotel manager Fernando, played by soon-to-be-travelling-to-Hollywood-actor Donovan Takaendesa,  fake politburo member Claude, played by Ngoni Chinovava, to the sly stripper Bev, played by Nicole Jamu.
Those who went to watch the play because of the “no under 18” were not disappointed. Characters would trot on and off stage half-naked, wives were swapped, kisses thrown about like confetti, Bev served us with a bit of a striptease, not forgetting the infamous last scene of the play when she enters dressed as a nun, with parts cut of her dress to reveal her buttocks.
At times, the laughter from the audience was so intense that the action on stage had to stop for a few seconds and immediately after the curtain went down on the production requests of a re-run of the play were riotous.
On this note, Banda has confirmed the return of A Bedfull of Foreigners to the Charles Austin Theatre on the June 30, with most of the original cast which includes the aforementioned actors and Jane Phisso who plays Helga, a former nurse who feels unloved, Josephine Pedzisayi, who plays Brenda, a spoilt wife to Stanley and Banda who plays Stanley.

Bona for Youth League

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Mapombi heard some people discussing about President Robert Mugabe’s long stay in power and they were giving Biblical examples – and Mapombi was tempted to believe them.
They said the Good Lord made the people of Israel toil in the wilderness for 40 years before they reached Canaan, the land of honey and milk – they said 40 years is the maximum which God set for people to be in the wilderness before they are delivered.
I smiled and started soliloquizing as I counted the number of years Mugabe has been at the helm of this country and I got 37 years.  Thirty-seve good years of struggling under Mugabe leadership, three years shy of the number of years spent by the Israelites in the desert. We are almost getting there comrades and the truth is we will never surpass the maximum 40 years the Lord set in the Bible. Who knows maybe 2018 is the turning point!
But hope dzandiri kurota mazuva ano hadzina kumira zvakanaka varume maybe it is because of the cold weather asi dai maiva vamwe mainamata chokwadi. Chando chiriko hacho asi handimbofunga kuti ihope dzechando idzodzo. Can someone go to Magaya or Makandiwa kundopiwa muteuro –  a-ah by the way hausi muteuro it’s anointing water tibatsirikane because ndiri kurota disaster chairo.
Haa can someone tell me kuti zvinombofamba seiko when a country with so learned people like Zimbabwe be run by someone who is almost losing all teeth due to old age? Shuwa kutongwa nechembere yava kutozara manyada mumuromo mese takangotarisa? You are lucky that I am a woman dai ndaiva murume chokwadi maichiona mind you handisi mbwende ka ini senge varume vari muZanu PF.
I am not a bootlicker and I will never lick one. Never! I am totally different from Mnangagwa, Chombo or uyu mudhara wekuenda nemuzukuru on government trip uyu is he Mboko or Mphoko? But Mapombi has never seen a coward person like the self-proclaimed Crocodile. Mukati ichokwadi kuti blazo uya akabhomba chitima imi? I doubt very much. Makore akawanda tichiudzwa kuti Joice akawisa chikopokopo chema Bhunu, tikangozonzwa zvonzi ahh ndezve nhema zviya. Saka rimwe gore tichahwa zvechitima zvorambwa futi….kkkkk, hameno.
Mapombi heard kuti kuhondo Ngwena was a mere bodyguard raMugabe just like Khaya-Moyo aibatira Nkomo briefcase. After all, is Mnangagwa really a Karanga? Mukaranga anobva hameno kupiko uko kuZvishavane uko? Hameno but the name does not sound Karanga at all!
Anyway, like I told you few weeks ago that Bona Mugabe will be soon joining active politics after she was appointed into the censorship board so that she could censor people like Mapombi vanotaura chokwadi about his father Bob.
But zvimwe zvinozonyanya vakomana this kind of nepotism baffles Mapombi big time. Because Bona is still young she really understands new media therefore she will help her mudhara by censoring the new media so that the people of Zimbabwe will not be able to freely express themselves on views about Mugabe’s dictatorial tendencies. Really?
Mapombi heard a frightening dream – kashoma kurota zvisingaitike ini kubva ndichiri kacheche chaiko. Ndarota Bona achipinda muPolitburo meeting ini achinzi Youth League boss. I swear; I saw her in that dream sitting on the right side of her father Mugabe, while Grace was sitting on the left side in politburo ndikati baba vangu iwe zvino tapera. Mapombi can safely tell you that Bona will soon join the youth league guys musingade muchida. Aah muri kutobvunza kuti anenge abva nepi ko Grace akabva nepi? Anobva neikoko kwakabva Grace – kungomera sehowa kkkkkkkkk.
Imagine there will be three Mugabes sitting in the politburo kozoti muzukuru Zhuwao panenge pakaipa, hapana kana achati pwee. By the way Bona will be a doctor (PhD) soon ka. Ko zvinombonetsa here kana uri kuZanu PF kuita Dr – three months dzakatowandisa bvunzai Grace anokuudzai.
Mapombi can tell guys that Mugabe will soon reshuffle his politburo and cabinet to accommodate Bona and Chipanga respectively.  Yes, Chipanga will be rewarded with a ministerial post because akashanda mufana organising such rallies is not a joke.
By the way, Mugabe is coming to Mucheke Stadium next week on June 30. You will see how our council will run around kugadzirisa maroad and Zesa ichigadzirisawo malights kkkkkkk murume uya ndofunga une garudzo ini chete. Makaona zvakasara zvaita roads kwaMutare here kkkkkkk wish Mugabe visits Masvingo every month chokwadi inosara yava kuyevedza senge kwaZvimba.
Mapombi is afraid Mugabe will officially re-open that ICT centre at Chikato Post Office nekukanganwa kuti he once officially opened it in December. Ko zvinozikanwa here ndivoka vakamboverenga speech yavakamboverenga gore riye. Hopefully someone will remind him kuti makamboivhura zvakare in December.
Did you ever notice kuti the old man now clearly supports one of the factions? Hanzi wakati the next leader should be a Karanga ndiani? Tisu tiri kudaro Cde nguva yareba muchidya mega ikoko kuHarare chimbotipaiwo mukana musaita senge ndimi mega makaenda kuhondo apo. Aah vanhu vepi kusainyara!
Anyway, it’s almost lunch time guys let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch but musarega vanhu vachitijairira mhani avo. We should tell them pavanouya ipapa kuti you overstayed your welcome Cdes. Before I go, can someone remind Mphoko to bring at least two incubators to donate to the youths here in Masvingo and few chicks of course. Kkkkkkk haa Mphoko pane basa chairo.
Regai ndinyarare zvangu otherwise ndingavingwa kuno kwaDr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre ndikaswera ndofurufushwa hangu ko ndivo vayeka vekuenda kumaPolice camp ava. Mboko imboko!mapombi

Chiredzi improves in fireguard measures – EMA

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Increase Gumbo

CHIREDZI – Chiredzi is one district which has immensely improved on the use of fireguard in Masvingo province, Environmental Management Agency (EMA) has said.
Speaking during the Provincial World Environment Day commemorations held at Sebanani Primary School in Ward 20 in Chiredzi, EMA Provincial Manager Robson Mavondo hailed villagers for implementing fireguards ain order to protect fire outbreaks in the district.
“We are happy that villagers here are taking into consideration the measures we have been teaching you to prevent veld fires. We are happy that this year you have come on the third position in the province,” said Mavondo.
“Let’s continue to work together to end veld fires, remember not to start any fire outside especially during fire season; that is, between July and October. Any offender will face three months imprisonment or $100 fine,” he added.
Villagers were also urged to use nine mitre fireguards to protect their fields from veld fires and they were also encouraged to plant trees in order to compensate for the cut down trees.
Chiredzi had the highest rate of veld fire outbreak last year, a position which has since taken over by Mwenezi district this year.local

Copota, Henry Murray schools plead for assistance

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Reverend Ranganai Rutoro

Lawrence Mandava

ZIMUTO – The Reformed Church in Zimbabwe (RCZ) – run Copota School for the Blind and the Henry Murray Schools for the Deaf have pleaded for assistance to enable them to beat the numerous resource challenges they are facing in efficiently doing their work.
At an event to facilitate a mutual relationship between the two institutions and the Ministry of Psychomotor organised by the RCZ at Zimuto Mission last week, church moderator Reverend Ranganai Rutoro said the schools currently relied on the goodwill of well-wishers to keep going.
“Our challenges have increased with the economic hardships we are facing as a country. All the raw materials are imported and we cannot access them because of Statutory Instrument 64 of 2016.
“New technologies have pushed out of the market some of the critical products like chalk that we used to produce in bulk at these schools for sale at the market,” said Rev Rutoro.
He said the schools were debt-ridden and were in urgent need of relief, calling upon government to stretch its hand and help the schools.
“Currently Copota and Henry Murray have hundreds of thousands of unpaid electricity and water bills partly because BEAM (the government’s Basic Education Assistance Module) has not released funds since 2014.
“Our culture does not care about the education of deaf and blind children. The church makes all the efforts to keep them going to school but because of other commitments, some of the needs are not met,” said Rev Rutoro.
Psychomotor Minister Josaya Hungwe, who visited the schools, said he would make sure the government extends its support to the welfare and education of the blind as well as the deaf and dumb.local

MP Masiya fights for better education, health facilities in Chiredzi East

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Denford Masiya


TellZim Reporter

CHIREDZI – The people of Chiredzi East constituency will remember their Member of Parliament (MP) Denford Masiya as a man who has managed to fight for better education opportunities for their children.
For the past four years, Masiya has overseen the establishment of five schools and two clinics in his constituency.
Although he is certain that he will push for even more schools to be opened in his rural constituency, his people seem to have given him a vote of confidence for the work he is doing to develop his area.
As a businessman-cum-politician, Masiya says he will not rest until the people in Chiredzi East have access to better education and health facilities.
“I have done a lot for the people of Chiredzi East. If you go to my constituency, you will discover that I have managed to improve the road network. I have also built a few dams so that we have water sources for our livestock.
“Education and healthcare are the two issues I am very passionate about because conditions in Chiredzi East are still very far from being perfect although we have done a lot. We have primary and ECD children travelling up to 20 km a day to and from school. Clinics are also very far apart and that is forcing people to travel long distances to access healthcare. 
“We have investigated the reasons for poor pass rate and I can tell you that children are walking for very long distances to the nearest schools. Before the end of the term, primary school children would have walked a distance that is equivalent to going Egypt on foot… they are walking for over 100 kms per week,” said Masiya.
Before Masiya’s intervention, on average school children were walking for over 35km to and from the nearest schools on daily basis.
Masiya has however, intervened and helped in the construction of schools such as Mapikule Primary, Musengi Primary, Lisama Primary as well as Chikovo among others.
Two clinics, namely Chibwedziva and Chipinda were also constructed.
Masiya thanked the Seventh Day Adventist (SDA) church for also assisting in the construction of one school in his constituency.
“It has always been my wish to play a role in improving access to education in my constituency and I am happy I am still working to do more,” said Masiya.local

Masvingo student ranked first at Turkish university

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Graduation awards presentation ceremony at Dragos Campus
From left is the Turkish Minister of Education congratulating Jareth Moyo for being the top student in the faculty of Engineering and Natural Sciences

Phineas Chinyanga

Jareth Moyo has put Masvingo on the world map by coming first among the 2017 Computer Science and Engineering graduates at Istanbul Sehir University in Turkey.
The last born in a family of four, Jareth is son to legendary musician, Jonah Moyo who is now based in South Africa.
From 2007 – 2012, Jareth was a student at Kyle College where he graduated with distinctions in Cambridge International Maths, Accounting and Economics for which he was awarded the Best Commercial Student trophy.
In 2013, he received a full super scholarship to study a Bachelor’s Degree in Computer Science and Engineering in Turkey.
His time at Istanbul University has been marked by a series of achievements as he has been a Teaching Assistant in Discrete Mathematics from 2015-16.
In 2016, he was also a Teaching Assistant in Programming Practice as well as a Software Developer Intern before becoming a Teaching Assistant in Machine Learning.
Besides giving tutorials, he was a research assistant in Natural Language Processing for three months. He also became responsible for the creation of projects and setting of exams which were taken by both undergraduate and masters students.
Jareth’s exploits at the university comes as a wonder given his lack of sufficient background in Engineering since he had majored in commercials at ‘A’ Level, and had to compete with students who had already studied Physics and Computer Science in high school.
Jareth, who intends to further his studies up to PhD level and has a particular interest in becoming a data scientist or anything to do with artificial intelligence, encourages young people to be dedicated and committed to career building.
“Don’t take education as a chore but as an investment in your future. You have the potential to become anything you set your mind to, but it takes hard work and dedication. Stay focused and you will be rewarded,” Jareth said.education

Baloyi accused of diverting Tokwe Mukosi fuel

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Rtd Brigadier General Kalisto Gwanetsa

Beatific Gumbwanda

CHIREDZI – Zanu PF supporters have accused party provincial deputy chairperson Ailes Baloyi for allegedly diverting 200 litres of fuel which was provided by the Commercial Sugarcane Farmers Association of Zimbabwe (CSFAZ) to ferry party supporters and senior government officials to the commissioning of Tokwe Mukosi Dam last week.
Baloyi signed for 200 litres of fuel donated by CSFAZ for the purposes of transporting supporters to and from Tokwe Mukosi where President Mugabe was commissioning the dam.
“He organised with the DA that they hire a bus which was supposed to transport senior government officials and Zanu PF supporters to and from Tokwe Mukosi and had instructed the DA to use the fuel which they had sourced from CSFAZ.
“He then later said all the fuel was finished after the bus had travelled only three trips leaving many people stranded,” said a source.
When contacted for comment, Baloyi denied the accusations and blamed intra-party mudslinging for what he said were attempts to smear him.
“You know people have already begun campaigning and they are trying to tarnish my image with useless things. It’s true that I signed for 200 litres of fuel and we gave 40 litres to the bus and the remaining fuel was allocated to the trucks that were hired to ferry other people,” said Baloyi.
District youth chairperson Philip Chiedza admitted there were challenges in getting some people back to Chiredzi due to errors in fuel allocation.
“We didn’t properly allocate the fuel but thank God we solved it and managed to find our way back home,” said Chiedza
Chiredzi South legislator Rtd Brigadier General Kalisto Gwanetsa was the one who bailed out the victims by supplying the required fuel to take them back.
“Yes I did provide fuel to ferry people after the DA had phoned me in desperation,” said Gwanetsa.local