Ladies and gentlemen let me express my gratitude to the almighty for this summer which came hot on the heels of a chilly winter which protruded into late August maybe ndiyo Climate Change. I don’t know if this climate change is also responsible for the happenings in West Africa. It’s now coup after coup and I don’t know where SADC is missing the point. Infact tisu takatotanga nazvo but now takazosara kure kure. We need regular coups here in Southern Region because we usually have people who want to die in power, infact hatisisu tega, it was an African problem but vamwe vaakuti chero ukapinda nayo coup the moment yaunoibhaiza you go the same way. If you think I am lying ask Damiba. Captain Traore took the reins barely 8 months after vatorerawo umwe kkk. I read it in Tambaoga novel, hanzi munhu anoita Upenyu hwebanga anofa nebanga. Zimbabweans turned green with envy kkk, hanzi dai zvadarowo kwedu kkk.
Haa but I don’t think that will ever apply here with the kind of cowards we have in Zimbabwe. In fact it will never work if we still have Chiwenga as our VP he is just a useless and heartless coward. I personally don’t think these guys had anything to do with the planning of the 2017 coup ini. Raitova game rana SB, Shiri and a few others kwete Chiwenga. Both Chiwenga and ED vakazongoita advantage of being at a vantage point to power. Sure someone was brains behind that thing not Chiwenga haa nada ndaramba. He was just used semukuru wemauto but haa he is just a coward and has no balls to do what happened paya. Don’t you think that’s the reason why achigondera kuvakadzi. When we grew up kwedu kwaChirimudombo we knew makwara will not fight with fellow men, they will rather focus on beating women. Yes, wese anorova kana kushungurudza mukadzi whether wako or weumwe is a coward. Kusimbirira kushungurudza Marry when his colleague scarfmore is buzy urinating on top of the whole people and at times he is the one controlling the horse pipe now kwakungodira pese pese.
I have since heard all arms of Zanu PF have since endorsed Mnangagwa and he won’t be contested at congress, that simply shows kuti hapana hope that Chiwenga could overturn the tables as many of you anticipated. He is failing to grab the bull by its horns. Infact he is also a bootlicker. Kana muchiti ndiri Kunyepa endai Kuuswa Ushava munzwe zvaanotaura kana ariko. Nhaiwe Chiwenga, if you see kuti you cannot lead, why don’t you just take it wopa umwe like what happened last time tongoti paya maifungawo kuti magona. Infact makatogona, that was just the beginning and we want to see the system going on. Kana makonewa chero mukapa henyuzve mukomana, after all he has all the energy. Haaa, Generari chawakabvisira Mugabe handichioni ini kana zvangu kusara kwaiyo highway yototadza kupera yagonderwa iyoyi yeBeitbridge. But I think on that scarfmore has served his purpose, at least even if he goes now tongoarawo tichiti highway kkk.
Ko ye mukomna I heard he attended the funeral of this prolific drummer Bhuradha. Hanzi the youndman humbled himself kutoenda kunogara nevamwe kumatombo kkk, what a drama. If he is humble like that he should remain as such kwete kuti rimwe zuva he is surrounded by bullies wearing cheap black suits with plastic sunglasses then kurufu moona vasina haa imika. Don’t you think he should be talking about releasing Sikhala. But this regime yazopererwa manje but haina zvayo vanochallenger. CCC yacho handitoinzwisisiwo ini. Mukati vanotoda kupinda iyemi? Handizvioni ini. They seem to lack kamwe kaZeal so. Chete I don’t want the change champions to accuse me of yep yeppingbut mashoko angu vatoanzwa. We are slowly moving towards 2023 but we haven’t seen anything serious. Tongonzwa hanzi we won’t disclose our strategies, hameno. Kana aripo mastrategies acho tichaona surprise attack in 2023.
Speaking of 2023, Zanu PF is testing waters with internal polls and chakachaya nemaCentral Committee elections kwese kwese hapana kumira mushe as the factions battle it for one of Zanu PF‘s useless committees. Vari kuroyana wogotoshaya kuti zviri pai kkk. Heard things are not well in Manicaland MR BIN is in trouble kkkk. hanzi they want to strip him and leave him at the mercy of Scarfmore kkk. Kusara asina kana chigaro kkkk nhaka, regai tione. I heard JD Hungwe’s girlfriend Mupfumira’s CV sailed through though ane nyaya dzake dziri pending, imi woye, inonzi Zanu iyi. But Patrick shuwa mashinga here kuti ambonoita ordinary card carrying member? But after that high level of betrayal you did to Uncle Baba Bona, you deserve that harsh treatment after all, Hanzi he is trying by all means to find his way in but ma1.
I heard Nkosana Moyo has done another good thing of stepping down as APA president. That’s what we call maturity, kana waona zvisiri kuita siya nguva ichiripo kwete kutambisa time, at least he has reduced the number of people paballot box. Hope others will copy ana Dougie hope vanoitawo step down soonest kkk after all it’s a mere waste of time nana Linda, no one will vote for them.
But before I go zvangu for my usual lunch of rotten bananas and maputi, iko nezuva iri ari kuora ndomadyirasvoto. Maputi kutokanga nezuva achiibva kkk. Soon and very soon Mapombi will be the only voice of reason mirai muone, hope makanzwa zvakaitika kuAMH ukoo. And even paDead BC apo heard hapana kumira ushe and they are demanding an audience with Scarfmore. They want to tell him kuti after all the propaganda they do they are not being paid kkkk. Things are not well for the scribes, zvotoda ini zvangu ndajaira zvekudya zvemubin.
Does anyone know how CDE Matemadanda is doing, I miss Mr Ibbu so much, he was the best PC I have ever knew, after Tyson the G40 kkkk. please ZBC imbopai Matemadanda mic ambotaura anything timbonzwa. Rubbish yake kkk. Ko Tyson Wabantu movement howfar? Jonso and Mzembi are quiet also these days. Haa that’s why I hate this Chiwenga faction. Haina action and drama zvaiitwa neG40 and Lacoste paya. Only Mphoko was quiet. Iye akazombonzwika here kuti aripi. I thought he will show up kuCourt yemwana wake manje cant get.
Chiwenga is a bullish coward
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