Masvingo offside again

Ladies and gentlemen, the rains are upon us and I am happy, maybe this year vanhu vangakohwa and be spared from abuse neVene. People are currently starving because someone decided kumwa mari yefuel that was supposed to be used to transport grain to the vulnerable members of the community. Yes it’s obvious mari yakadyiwa or yakamwirwa, the truth has a tendency of coming out just like the ZEC gate and Mbudzigate scandals so muchazviona just watch the space. Nekuda kwenyadzi the government is now denying people a chance to contribute madollar dollar kuti vawane chikafu—this is not doing any good for Vene, its exposing their selfishness. I doubt kuti chikafu chacho chitoriko ini, I think it’s just a way to divert people’s attention and give them false hope as we wait for the rains kuti miboora imere tiwane chekusevesa. I understand now people were getting food from majuru, ishwa and of late nyenze has been added to the bowl. Yes, nyenze chaidzo dziri kutomwiswa tea, ko haisi kukwanaka kutenga sugar nechingwa, you buy one and leave one kkkk. But all the same, kutongomwa tea nenyama tikazvitarisa because those insects are rich in protein, kkkkk. On the other hand the most useless Minister of Finance Professor Mutuvi who leads boys dzeSmoko Band azodzimirwa nemagetsi soon after presenting a useless budget that is only full of figures. Dai aitova in USD it was going to be better. The shameless Minister of Incompetence goes on to tell people that Zimbabwe economy is going to be the fastest growing next year kkkkk. I am sure mese makambozvinzwa with the RTGS being touted as the strongest currency gore riya, zvakazoendepi? We are tired of being lied to. Mutuvi, stop urinating in our faces, we do not eat lies Minister, we want action not reviewing taxes every year and introducing new ones pamadira. The junk food taxes are ill advised minister, you cannot tax us to death. The only way to deal with the economy is to reverse the informalisation and bring in a formal economy. Sure how can a whole Professor want to tax burgers, pizza etc nemachips? Last time you introduced sugar tax paya tikanyarara and I don’t think munowirirana nevanasikana neyamatanga iyi kkk. At least men will now have an excuse for not buying fast food for us ladies, ko handiti yangova tax yega yega? This system of introducing taxes shows that Mutuvi is acting like a headless chicken, he doesn’t know where exactly he should tune to make things better, kungobata bata chero, pressing any button within reach like mwana arikudzidzira kukambaira. Chasara kutonzwa kuti they are now taxing Gogo vangu kubika magwinya paChristmas kumusha kwaChirimudombo uko, mukati tinoadya iyemi. I once vowed that I will not speak about Mutuvi but his actions seem like he is dancing on my toes and I am tempted to speak. The Walker Tax Us Ranger will soon tax mashuku, mango harurwa and the new release, nyenze kkkk, ah, I had left out majuru; ishwa hatitauri because this time around dziri kubuda dzoshaya magetsi and retreat. Mutuvi is always on the prowl looking for something to tax, and our dear mothers and grandmothers who had now become frequent patrons kumabetting house vatevererwa futi ikoko kunotaxiwa. Hanzi kungomanyisa imbwa dziya or kubhururutsa chindege mubetting house, Professor Nonsense vatoluma. The percentage which betting yacho is being taxed ndoyekupenga—a whole 10 percent. Ko iko kuzoexempter duty pamaelectric cars as if magetsi acho munawo to charge the cars, let alone maroads. Zvichajammer zvimota zvemagetsi izvozvo zvapinda mumapothole, ahii. I saw that he allocated US$1 mita for the Warriors kuAfcon 2025, but you will still hear kuti varikudyiswa manhuchu asina sauti in camp, mark my words, after mbavha dzenyika ino loot that money. Takaroiwa neakafa. You would think with all this taxing, we will get better social security as a country, but alas, chinotouya nematama Mutuvi plus designer spectacles to present a nonsense budget kuParliament as if to insult the poor masses. So many schools in the rural areas right now have had their rotten roofs blown away by the windy rains, but agozviziva here Mthuli izvozvo?
But I don’t have kind words for Zesa. How can they sabotage the President whilst in parliament kkk. Heads must roll. There are now criminals around the President, General Valerio Sibanda it’s now your duty, Kedha did his part, it’s now your role to uphold the constitution and remove criminals around the President. But Zesa hatina zera nayo sure, the guy who switched electricity off during the budget presentation chibaba, he had to show the President and the entire cabinet what is truly happening on the ground. Chakabatwa kuti dzvii nevakomana vemoto muzhinji, kungodai gaa vadzima zvavo. Parliament for what? President for who? At least they know how people feel when electricity is switched off kumalocations uko and other organizations. I am sure you can all see that the leadership in anything that starts with a Z is failing. This is why some are pushing for Kedha to take over at least in 2028 if they can’t do it anytime soon. But Masvingo as usual is offside again pushing for the 2030 nonsense. Bootlicking at its worst stage. I heard the youth boss John Paradza learnt nothing from Chipanga. He is taking bootlicking to another level. Hanzi vision 2030 is Mnangagwa’s vision which he was shown by God. Imika, ityai Mwari mazvinzwa. These are the same statements dzakaita Chipanga apfeke apolojersey in 2017 saying Mugabe is the Angel Gabriel and will help God to vet people in heaven. Vision 2030 is a failure just like any other policy or mantra that we have ever had in Zimbabwe so stop telling lies. Mwari haapindire in two things, Mujolo and Politics, munopedzerana mega so please Paradza stop involving God in your nonsense, butt lick zvakanaka without involving God. Apa he is a coward futi Chipanga was better because at least he showed allegiance to Bob and only Bob, zvino vana Paradza vari busy praising Ba 2 but because of fear of the unknown vava kuti hee we will be ahead supporting achasiirwa kkkk nhamo. Kutya kwese ikoko, if you want your lizard to continue just say that and leave Kedha alone. At least Bikita is not part of this nonsense, remember Bikita is notorious and is always against zvinoda mbombera, remember paya ana Jaboon nanaNhenjana vaiva kumberi pushing uncle Bob and Gire to take over while the rest of the districts were firmly behind Trabablas Dzokerai Mabhunu and except for a few, the kind of ana Muzembi and this shortest serving minister of all times kkkk, anonzani uyu Dhokota from Gutu, Chimedza, yes ndovega vaisuppoter Gire and I thought maybe Masvingo has seen the consequences of standing with Trabablas when he was fired but alas, havasi kutombozviona kana. General Rugeje please rambai makatsika ipapo, we cannot continue having pwere insulting the generals pakazara vanhu and get away with it.
You guys tell me, I see a lot of you Vene going kuPrecarbe farm to tour, what will you be doing there chaizvo, acting like muchatotamba rure rure nemombe dzaBa 2 or kutobereka mbudzana kumusana all in the name of bootlicking? There is a guy anonzi Zinyama, haa iyeye dzakatotamba nepwere chete because that amount of bootlicking has to be studied. Tongoti dai Wicknero achimuonawo like he did Zhakata naMai Charamba, whom we all saw in tears receiving the cars. Inotodya payakasungirwa, if you can’t beat them, join them.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, I wanted to know if anyone ever heard about Mai Mujuru, I last heard that she had been assigned to lead AUEOM kuMauritius handiti, yes and we never heard her report, the only election report we still know as Zimbabweans is the Dr Nevers Mumba one, yes that was the best the whole of Africa and I am yet to hear kuti raTeurai raitiwo kudii. Ko Mphoko, where is he? You mean Ba 2 is still bitter with him for a crime he committed in 2017 when he reprimanded his brother, hee kushayawo kana pavangangomukwanisawo here ladies and gentlemen. Mboko Imboko!!