When I was growing up kwaChirimudombo kwedu uko, I always wondered why this one homestead always had noise, and on top of that pamba ipapo paibuda shasha dzepamuromo worse still dzisingaoni kana tai kuchikoro. It was always dzvootsvoo day in day out, bva kana nekumunda hakuna chaikohwewa, yaive zhara yoga yoga chero kunaye sei, uone mawandiro evanhu at one homestead. What never ceased to amaze me though was the amount of tumoto moto twaiveswapo; kudai uno atobuda anotanga chake choto, uno akutobikawo tuhove twake apo, uyuwo tumbeva twake necheapo, mumwewo tuhowa apo kkkkkk. Most of the adults’ vepo also never bothered to look for jobs, kwaingova kupopotedzerana munda watateguru, jecha roga roga, apa pasina kana chisvinu chairimwamo. I watched with glee over the past week how the supposed ‘government in waiting’ reminisced that family, vanhu kuita kutavurana manhenga on public platforms. Ndoreva iwo machongwe eMazizi zve awa, who, last year this time we were anticipating for their ascendancy to power. For the benefit of those who don’t know, a few years back, at the advent of Varakashi, nekusada kusarira the Yellow Brigade adopted the Mazizi tagline, which obviously emanated from the mockery of whatever was being mocked panguva iyoyo. Those were the days when load shedding was at its peak. Ehe ndozviziva kuti we have countless peaks when it comes to loadshedding but for context, you should remember that time yataigara murima semazizi. On that note, I just think many of the lot yanga iri muCCC is in denial kuti chinhu chavo chakaora kudhara, and out of bitterness harboured over years, they just want to find somewhere to bleed. Too many mistakes were made kubva kuna Tsvangison chaiko, worse Nero threw those who had endured nemusangano under the bus, and there was never any effort to rectify those mistakes, now vavakutatadzurirana nyama yakaora. Ini ndiri gentleman handivanzi, I believe the bitterness of the comrades that were wronged kubva kare is the one that destroyed chimusangano chavo ichi. There were just too many holes ekuvhurira mhepo kuti ipinde, zvosanganawo netoxic entitlement ine maZimbabwean politicians in general, vana ‘we died for this country’, haa hapana chinobuda. Zvoti again kurumirana muvhu nekusava principled pakutaura chokwadi, including bootlicking yevakuru, kubika mbodza chaiko. I have a feeling Murisi Zwizwai died a bitter man, as testified at his funeral by the so called comrades. Too much betrayal from within. Who would have known kuti Mai Kore nekuimba kwese kwavaiita Chamisa Kakata, Chamisa Dhonza kumarally aya she could be the one aitosota hake tsoro yose kusvika Scott apinda muparliament? Remember Mai Kore vakamboita mwana wavo akaonekwa kuState House uko madays ana Lawyers for ED, kutoitwa interview naVaBarwe paNational Broadcaster, and Mai Kore vacho put herself in knots trying to distance herself from the young lady, chero takazoziva hedu kuti she was her niece, and atori sazita wavo and they are actually close. Tichagoziva zvipi kana zvadai, pamwe ndopaitotambwa tsoro yacho. I told you kuti Tshabangu was a mere stooge mukati ndinopenga, he was just given names and instructions, musangano wedu wekuyera uyu ukatoti chance given, ndokushonyorora mutemo to make sure zvavanoda zvaita. Asiwo nemi maZimbabweans, chiiko chiya chamakarega chichipinda muConstitution, chimutemo chemarecalls chiya?
Anyway, you should remember pane mamwe mazita on the recalls list akanzi akapinda nemistake, kkkk, haa unenge une ropa rakanhanzvwa nembwa chokwadi. Chinopedza power manje is how the party, or should I say movement yeUnstrategic ambiguity iyi has always been vulnerable to infiltration from ruling party. It just means kuti wherever Nero goes, anenge achingokweva jira rine inda, ugoshaya kuti nekufunda kwakaita macomrades kwese kuya havagoni kugadzira some fool proof ways dzekugadzirisa zvinhu izvi here? Kedu kemuHarare aka Mafume, has history yekutopandukira Tsvangison chaiye; ndangoreva iyeye because to me he surpasses others in being a flipflopper and power hungry. Hezvino Tshabangu atove leader of opposition makangoti vavava, vanaHwende, or maybe it is what you have always wanted? Muparliament macho zero zero, chozikanwa hapana. Mangova vanatumburatigoche, kkkkk, ini zvangu ini. Honorable Makumire havo ndivo vanoisa paTiktok his submissions mudare, totomboitawo tariro mbichana. But ini hangu semunhu who loves peace, I just want to give advice kune vechidiki who still have hope nekuzotungamira ramangwana when this diseased dog of an opposition has died. Ostallos, Obey Sithole, Fadzi, Joanna, Kademaunga newewo Kurauone plus vamwe vanaCecilia and the lot, do not burn bridges between each other muchifurirwa nemacareer politician awa vasina njere nemabasa. Maactivists vanaMako Haruzivishe, vanaTawanda Muchehiwa nanaPride Mukono vanoodzwa moyo nazvo izvi apa vakatambudzwa nayo regime mahara. Do not forget also the Dzamara brothers who had to pay the ultimate price for daring to speak against matororo aya. Do not perpetuate all this ‘democrazy’ muchikopa Zanu kuita semunopenga. I know the current establishment is messed up, and it looks like there is no hope, but I believe the young will rescue it. See how desperate they all are to lead the party, apa hapana kana ane spine to do that. Tora zvako chinhu Tshabangu iwe ndiwe wadii, unongonodhonda dhonda urimo kusvika vazokusvipawo when you lose relevance wodzokera kwako chaiko. Dhagi akatomboitawo motorcade wani zvikashamisira parukesheni, kkkk. Vafana vechidiki, listen when I speak, these people who have always been destroying the party from within kubva kare are not worth you tearing each other apart on social media handitika. Vanhu varikungodawo kudya ava, madhara ava kuchembera asina kana penjeni and ndopenjeni yavo iyoyi. Trying to build a viable opposition with these old hags is like flogging a dead horse, harimuki nyangorova nemboma yemvuu. It will just go through the same cycle and back again to zero. Musangano is not built on social media, paX paya where you spend all your time shouting at each other. Bvunzai Malema kana muchiti ndinonyepa. Who would have thought his party would come a distant fourth, kukurirwa neparty yaMsholozi waakadzingisa basa. One thing I like zvangu when it comes to Malema is that he is very much principled, and he will stand by his principles come what may. He never backtracked on the issue yemaimmigrants no matter how unpopular it made him. Iyezvinozvi he is adamantly refusing to be a part of a government of national unity neDA, and that is what he has always been saying. Haaite shift magoalposts like what we see kuopposition yedu kunoku. But on a lighter note, ari kuita achikoromoka marevolutionary party kuSouthern Africa, kwasara isu takanokorwa tsoka newakafa. Kutongomirira nguva yaivo vanaDhugish naNumber One and Half Dzambarafuta Wiknero ipere, ko handiti ndiye ava mujinga jinga chaimo. Dr Chandaizment vakangoudza povo kuti ‘regerai vakomana’ papinda maZig paya, sekuti ndivo vane uso hunoshandisika pakuvhundusira vanhu, tongoona tsvoposi yavo irikumira mirawo chose mune zvemodelling zvaingoitawo Mary. Vanotambira musosho munotovaonawo chose vane masocialites vachishandisawo zita remaslay queen, hanzi Minnie, nhaka hangu ndichakaviwa shaya naColonel ndigotadza kutsenga maputi zvikagoti ndinomada, kkkk. Uku Mai Two vanenge vachingobikawo howa hwakaomesewa nedivi, makeup ichimokotoka pamoto kunge dovi, kkkkk, ini zvangu ini. Nedress reshiri yenyika. But honestly, mucheka uya unoita kunge machira emudzimu, or maybe kungouvenga because it’s associated neZanu. Next time I will try to be lenient, but I can’t promise, I am just too objective. Chakashata chakashata. Ahh huye maminister enyu that you just pick from nowhere aya, I tried to comprehend Mavetera’s key takeaways from the South Korea digital summit, kutsenga tsenga zvokwadi. Ingori ‘nyika inovakwa nevene’, ‘Vision 2030’ nepasingadi slogan. Ndozvinodzikisa data here izvozvo nhai Tendai Jari? Munosvodesavo imi.
Let me go ndinokanga maputi angu zvangu for lunch, mazuvano arikunetsa kuwanaka neiyo El Nino drought iyoyi, kutoverenga shanga dzechibage pazuva. Mabanana akaora ndoari kumbowanikwa mbichana. But before I go, I just want to ask kuti ko nhai Kiritsopfaa anombosvutei chaizvo because kamwe kakupfichuka kaanozoita unongoona kuti hazvisisina hudignitary mukati. Maybe he was celebrating Baby Boy wavo’s release from jail. Takaona judge vakuzviita recuse from the case yaNeville and we knew kuti zvaendwa. Asi imimiwo futi, makurega Mhamha vachikicka bhora negogo futi ko vakapunzika negotsi dhirezi rikaenda kumeso? ZvaOkidhoki zvinokunda ngoma kurira chokwadi. Regai zvedu tikweshe man’a timirire SADC, ko iyo haiiti tour yenyika yose here timbovharirwa mapothole azara muno medu muMasvingo? Ko VaMphoko sahwira wangu where is he mazuvano nhaimi? I miss kumboona face yemutungamiri one oga who wanted to offer his post kumudzimai washefu, kkkkk. Talk about loyalty. Until next week, mboko imboko!!
