What a
week it has been. We hear the taxi driver was fired but he came out saying he
was not fired. Saka toziva zvipi nhai vanhu veMasvingo kkkk. Mapombi is proud
to be from Masvingo. I love this place and in case you didn’t know, everything
starts here in Masvingo. The politics of this country is determined by
Masvingo. Wezhira wezhara wezhowezha and the people’s paper, TellZim yepamoyo
yoti Wezhira Wati Wahwei. TellZim makes it possible for Mapombi to come to you
dear readers every week and I hope I find you all well so regai ndirudunure zvangu.
Can
someone tell me what is happening in Zanu PF. Lately there has been some
confusing statements coming in related to the taxi driver. Ndinoreva
Matemadanda. I am sure a lot of people are still in shock Matemadanda was fired
from his position as the Zanu PF national political commissar and deputy
minister of Defense and War Veterans Affairs. No one knows the truth at the
moment but what I can tell you is that anything is possible in Zanu PF.
Zanu PF
cannot be owned by an individual and you can be kicked out anytime
wakawarairwa. Hanzi Zanu PF haikwani muhomwe memunhu. If Matemadanda happens to
be fired, I think it serves him right and will go as a message to everyone else
that you should not feel too comfortable on borrowed time. If Mugabe, who
treated Zanu PF like his private and personal enterprise, got kicked out who is
Matemadanda to refuse. Let us make one thing clear though, Matemadanda was
really good at what he did. A true political commissar par excellence. You can
challenge me on this assertion if you want but love or hate the man,
Matemadanda was a hardworking man. He had a lot of energy and balls to speak
his mind. He is the man who stood up to Grace Mugabe’s bullying when it was not
fashionable to do so. He told the all-powerful Grace that she should stop
treating Zimbos like her own children.
Matemadanda
was arrested and took a lot of punches for ED and I really find it difficult
that he would be fired. Firing is not that you would have been kicked out of
Zanu PF but what these Cdes do is what the English call demotion by promotion.
What promotion could Matemadanda possibly get which would be more powerful than
the portfolio’s he has now? Rumour has it that he wants to be reassigned to
Mozambique to be our ambassador there but we all know that Zanu PF kana yoda
kukurasa it will just give you a meaningless post like that of a diplomat. Our
ambassadors are very pathetic and are often times forgotten and humiliated
abroad over arrears like rent chaiyo. Kutonzwa kuti embassy yekuBritain yakavharwa
due to unpaid rentals kkkk. So tell me how one can be promoted to such a
mission achisiya huchi hwecommissariat and deputy minister plus MP.
We do
not know the facts but the truth is that it is a dog eat dog fight in Zanu PF. There
is a cold war brewing and very soon we will get to know what is really going
on. Rine manyanga hariputirwi. Remember what happened to the previous commissar
Engelbert Rugeje kkkk. The man was as soft as wool for the commissariat post.
He did not have any charisma at all and whenever he opened his mouth, everyone
would be left uninspired. Commissariat posts needs mortar mouths like
Matemadanda who speaks nonsense most of the time and create controversy. Rugeje
was removed from the commissariat position because he had failed the 2018
primary elections test and we heard he was going to be reassigned but to date
nothing came his way. That man was so unlucky and he keeps looking to the
horizon for his reassignment which may never come. ED successfully got rid of
Rugeje and the same fate may befall Matemadanda. The man drove taxis in
Mozambique during the war and now they want to send him to be our ambassador.
We do
not know and honestly Mapombi does not care. The best thing right now will be
for Zanu PF to just self-destruct so that we can start anew. Matemadanda said
he was not fired and was doing his duties in his capacities as the commissar
and deputy defense minister. Mapombi heard Matemadanda saying his alleged
firing was just a social media creation meant to excite people for nothing. He
said vana Chinamasa were his juniors kkkkk. Matemadanda vane moto chaiko. There
is a huge dark cloud surrounding Matemadanda’s case. If it was true, Zanu PF
would have issued a statement through the spokesperson and if it were all lies
Zanu PF would again have issued a statement disputing the rumours. It is very
confusing but what I want to tell you dear readers is that there are no
permanent friends in politics but only permanent interests. Maybe there is
something big in store for Matemadanda. Remember there is a vacancy left after
VP Mohadi’s resignation. We may have a shock of our lives when VP Matemadanda
get reassigned to that office kkkkk seka hako Mapombi. Hanzi kurota hakuna
kushata.
Speaking
of dreams, last night I had a dream about party inonzi People’s Democratic
Alliance (PDA). I saw in spirit a young anointed man whose name was Nelson
Chamisa leading it. Ndakaratidzwa pamweya party iyi ichitonga nyika ino kkkkkk.
Maybe dzaingova zvadzo hope dzemunhu avatira mabanana akaora kuno kuchitima but
I can tell you that it all looked real. There are reports filtering in that
Chamisa has finally decided to get rid of the MDC name. Mapombi is informed
that a new party name is on cards and the launch will be very soon. This is
really good news and I applaud the young man for this bold move. At least he
will leave vana mukoma Mwonzora with the MDC brand. This is what the people of
Zimbabwe have been waiting for. There was no use in clinging to a name which
has been abused like that. But I doubt Zanu PF will ever let this project see
the light of day kkkk. Remember only Zanu PF is allowed to gather people for
any function. The rest are restricted by Covid-19 regulations and if you are
thinking about launching this party through a rally then forget it. Kune
Covid-19 kkkkk.
I am
not sure about the party name but like I said ndakarota zita rinonzi PDA.
Whatever name you choose to use I do not care but as long as it is not the MDC Alliance
or any MDC for that matter. Why give the enemy the pleasure to torment us like
that all because of a name. Chamisa and his soon to be launched party will rise
from the ashes like the phoenix. The electorate will now know what is going on.
There was a lot of confusion on what the future holds for the biggest
opposition movement in the country. It will however be difficult to erase the
name machinja tichibvira the Chamisa team. The new party
is the first step in the right direction for Chamisa. Nelson Chamisa is like
Jack Bauer in the series 24 kkkkk. Bauer would simply not die no matter what
you throw his way. Like Bauer, Chamisa has managed to weather all storms that
came his way and he has been left standing. Famba Nero famba kkkkk. I can’t
believe I just said that but it is the truth. Regai zvangu ndinokanga maputi
for lunch but before I sign out, I want to encourage people to desist from
being complacent during the Easter holidays. Tinopera neCovid varume. Let us
remember the death and resurrection of Christ ndichiti muzita raBaba
neremwanakomana neremweya unoera, Amen. Mapombi is out. Mboko imboko.
