Chiwenga is not a fool after all

Ladies, gentlemen and others, the rains have come and this is the time to get busy in our farms. We must be able to feed our families then if we have surplus we sell to GMB. Mapombi will not tolerate any excuse why we are failing as a nation to produce for our families and even Africa – remember not so long ago Zim was the bread basket of Africa. Whatever means you got that piece of land that you have – be it through jambanja land invasions, offered by government or you bought it, just make it productive. Our government has been very supportive, of course to those supporting our liberation party ka kkkkkkkkk zvemunyika muno zvinokunda ngoma kurira chokwadi. Command Agriculture kuvanhu veZanu PF, Presidential inputs kuZanu PF, zvihuku kuZanu PF apa I heard kuti zviri kufa sei. It doesn’t matter they are government resources being used kana usiri weZanu haulume. Baba vangu mushaya mutupo iwe manje kungava kutonga nyika here nhai vakomana? Zvokwadi gwendo guno mukaita zvekutamba munorambwa pachena semutupo wenyu murambwi – at least Mapombi has warned you.
Mapombi is always a gentleman handivanzi and kana ndichifa ndinofira kureva. ED is worse than Uncle Bob – think of anything and try to compare him with that late old man. Mapombi really miss Mugabe (May His Soul Rest in Peace). November 2017 is unforgettable for many Zimbabweans. Of course the memories are different; some escaped death by a whisker vana Kasukuwere, Prof Jonso, Mzembi and many others, whilst others celebrated ko vaizivei kuti kufarira nánga inondobata mai. Even the opposition supporters celebrated. But those who cared to remember will agree with me that Mapombi warned you kuti haisi ngwena iyi mupurwa uyu hapana zvinobuda vazhinji vakanditri ndinopenga manje ndezvipi manje.
Anyway, let me not talk much about that because its now history, tirimo muhutongi hwatakagadzirirwa shamu ine munyu. But i have heard a lot of talk muma street umu hanzi Chiwenga wapera heee wakagadzirirwa size kuCongress kkkkkk vakomana Generari munomuziva here imi. Baba vaya havaperi zvekumhanya vaya that I can assure you. There is going to be a big fight, and Mapombi is well informed that Murambwi havachadi nechinhu yet kapindira masoja gore riye ra2017 the agreement was one term umwe wopindawo.
I know very few of you will say Mapombi unopenga but vanondiziva they know how reliable are my sources and handingotauri zvenhando. Kutambura zvangu kunondidyisa maputi and rotten bananas but information ndinayo bitg time. Chiwenga is strategising big time kkkkkkkk chete Kedha hamumuzive mushe. I can see you underrate him but trust me very soon the criminals around the President will be pushed out. I didn’t say ED please get me right, I said the criminals that surround him – eheeka makutaura now ivavo. But, of course, you never know some will be caught in cross fire.
I know many of you guys hamuna hana but let me tell you anyway because that’s what is going to happen. Kedha anenge ari panyanga come 2024. Yes, its not a mistake I said 2024. Even the names of the cabinet that will be appointed then yatovapo , and I can safely tell you that our neglected Bikita district will have a full cabinet minister for the first time since independence. Mapombi really don’t understand why Bikita has been neglected like that; all the other districts in the province have rotated the office of the Governor since 1980 but Bikita kana kamwe. Masvingo district had Dzikamai Mavhaire, Chivi had Josiah Hungwe, Gutu had Mai Mahofa, Mwenezi was represented by Kudakwashe Bhasikiti though he was kicked out for being in the wrong basket during the 2014 gamatox and weevils factional fights. Zaka and Chiredzi were also represented by Willard Chiwewe and Titus Maluleke respectively. Bikita has never tested power but come 2024 when Kedha took over haaaaa if you know you know.
The biggest mistake ED is making is following Mugabe’s footsteps. He copied everything including the vices and this is affecting his popularity on the ground. People are living in abject poverty and they (him and Mutuvi) are busy praising kuti the economy is improving kkkkkkkkk kana dziri fodya kana whiskey itai shoma varume its high time you face reality. Zvinhu hazvina kumira mushe.
ED can have as many formations or organisations 4ED but it will not work. That will not work. Simple. He is fishing in his own pond and these 4EDs organisations or groupings will not help that much come 2023 general elections. People may think that ED is gaining ground but haaaa musanyeperane varume kuno kwedu kuChitima vanhu havachadi. Of course Zanu PF will have more MPs in Parliament than CCC but kuna President kune nyaya. The electorate is picking up from where they left in 2018 and gwendo guno chero Malaba unokanda mapfumo pasi. Pachadyiwa munhu zvekuti kubirira kucharwadza. ED has to stabilise the economy if he really wants to win 2023 elections. Civil servants should get a decent salary. I said a decent salary handina kumboti inokwana kuti vatenge mota ini, ayewa. We all know that nice vehicles are for our government officials, MPs, Ministers and Senators and havadi kufafanana nemateacher. Gwendo guno munoenda murambwi rakacheka nyika madhongi achikuma zvokwadi mukaramba muchiita maitiro enyu aya naMutuvi. Don’t say I did not warn you.
Anyway, its lunch time now let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch. Rotten banans are difficult to get these days so kutingoita zvemaputi izvozvi kusvika Kedha abvuta chitanda in 2023. Cdes, this a genuine dream that I heard. I saw it clearly in the dream Kedha achibvuta chinhu from a crocodile like reptile in 2024 so vanogona kududzira hope ndibatsireiwo kuti zvingareveiko.
By the way, is there anyone who managed to buy Mutuvi’s gold coins? I just want to see it from a close range because I’m doubting if its genuine gold. In any case there is no one of us who can afford these gold coins, let alone having confidence muzvinhu zvaMutuvi rinomuka mangwana ronzi harichashande ivo vatora zvavo inotenga ine musoro waBenjamin. I didn’t say don’t buy those coins but i am only saying kana Mutuvi zvikamuka zvakakwidzwa zvinonzi hazvichashande mukashaya kwekuzozviendesa. Maputi angu aibva guys so let me enjoy my meal, peacefully. Pass my warm greetings to Kembo and Mphoko; just tell them I miss them big time. Mboko imboko!