Mapombi is always praying for this beloved motherland called Zimbabwe, as we drift towards 2023 elections, I can see Zanu PF haisi kurara everyday trying to do all sorts of gimmicks. They are busy trying to make sure they manipulate voters, 2023 is not easy maCdes I can see kkkk. Yes some may say Zanu PF benefits from the delimitation report but kune zvimwe zvikara zviri kunyura nayo iyi kkkkk wait and see. It may be beneficial to the party as a whole but imwe mikono iri kuwa apa and their teeth are already gnashing as we speak. You can see from what they are doing whole ministers are officially opening useless things that even a head boy cannot afford to, but neZanu munotokuenda chete. I heard our very own Minister will be in Chivi at a dip tank to declare war on January Disease. Sure minister kufambira kunoona mombe dzichitiva kkkk. While that’s a noble cause, but madii kuzvisiira vana Provincial vet officers to declare war on ticks. We have many other issues that we need our ministers to declare war on. Declare on corruption, war against human rights abuses, war against incarceration of opposition politicians, war against drug abuse, war against violation of human rights, war against hunger, and war against child marriages, not zveJanuary disease izvo. Our challenge is mainly corruption and everything else is a result of that.
Kkkkkk, todiiko nevanhu veMasvingo kkkkk, haa regai nditange zvangu nekuseka, shuwa I really don’t know what to do with vana Wezhira zvakarebwa naMbuya vaGivas paya. That old lady reminds me of gogo Mahofa Chikoforo, chaiva chakaoma chimai chiya. One Munhu who could tell the army to take over from Mugabe saying he was surrounded by thieves, true to her word, the army took over a few months after her death kkk. I think mapfupa avo akamuka kunge ambuya Nehanda. I just pray dai amuka futi aite zvaakamboita ipapo pacho coz mmm, the situation we are in is worse than that time when the army stepped in. Zvino Masvingo is at it again, busy abusing our old gogos and madalas who should be resting at home. I heard mbuya vaGivas saying they only know China and Russia. Hanzi Zanu yakauya neropa not nepencil kkkkk. Imi vana Pande siyai chembere dzedu dzizorore zvakanaka musavapinza mupolitics.
Zuro ndizuro Masvingo forced the Sexmorehardy to officially open a clinic, a whole old and sick Zanu PF Second Secretary kuuya kuzovhura clinic, is he a government official? Why not ask our Dr Shamhu to open it? Apa they had forced him kunonga marara mutown and to plant trees. Seiko musina moyo imi vanhu veZanu ko iko kukotsira shasha yakati zete muchair. Kushungurudza harahwa yevanhu kudaro hamunyari. Zanu PF should learn to distinguish party from State events.
But chimusangano chinonzi Zanu PF chinojairira vanhu sure, they want to hijack everything yet they don’t want to give rivalries even a small chance to exercise their constitutional rights. Tosvikepi with that kind of leadership. Itai henyu, asi let me warn you. You won’t be in the ballot box, vanhu vangwara, you can bribe them all you want but come election, umwe neumwe anomira nezvake kkk. Zvabva zvandifungidza zvangu kuchurch tichiimba umwe neumwe anondomira nezvake kudenga kuma Mwari baba. Mmm I miss those days vanhu vachanamata chaiko not zvava kuitwa mazuva ano where comedians are church leaders. Sure kutoti tina prophet kubvira Panganai Java. Ukuwo we have ana Hebert Mudzanire vekuzvichinja Zita Hanzi Hubert Angel, ndozvakaita Angel zviya, nxaa. Manje I hear the so called angel was filmed neAljazeera achiroodza kutaura how they do it, yes how corruption is being done. Let me tell you this today, Mwari haasi chidhori, haatambwe naye, on that note ndapedza nemi.
I hear Zanu PF is having its primary elections very soon so tichaonerera zvedu especially here in Masvingo, I can’t wait for the drama. So ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you this, fasten your seat belts because we are in for a bumpy joyride kkk. Hazvisi KuZanu chete, even kuChamisa Chete Chete or Citizens Coalition of Comedians hameno kkkk, I just know kuti at the end its triple C. Yes triple C has its own drams and tichaonerera zvedu, I just know that Lawyers will battle it out to represent Masvingo Urban in the house of assembly. Kkkk, Zanu yagara hailumi, hezvino ndiri pano. Asi never say never kkkk, Zanu PF is capable of anything, since they have manipulated the delimitation process, gore rino tichadzidza zvakawanda sure. They offloaded three wards from Masvingo Urban kwaakukuturira kumaruzevha kkkk. But Zanuka, haipererwi kkkk. Imi vanhu veCCC, please itai maprimary elections not imposition yamoda kuita. There is no consensus whatsoever. Take it or leave it but ndatofira kureva zvangu.
Zanu PF is now full of sick people, used to think it’s only Kedha and Sexmorehardy zvigulani but I was shocked to hear someone who looks healthy like Larry Mavhima achikosora ari kuPoly zvainzwika kuchitima uko. He was addressing youths while coughing like hell. Ko kana munhu achirwara kuzorora kunodii? Kuda allowance or kuda basa?
If anyone sees Whitehead please tell July Moyo please kuti akawana time akwane, I heard he was forcing all traditional lead to swear allegiance to Zanu PF, asi havasi vanhu? In this era vanhu vachaita zvekuvhundusirwa here kuti support Zanu PF because ndoyakupai ushe. Chete vanhu vangwara like I told you, they benefit from you but will vote for their choice. Apa while teachers are struggling, they are busy preparing to give masabhuku mari, after all vanoripisa vanhu vachidya, vamwe zvavo vanodya kuviri. Iwo anotonga, especially those from Zaka and Chivi kkkk.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, let me take this opportunity to congratulate our fellows from our sister country of Nigeria. Yes kwaana Oga ikoko they did it so we will also do it. They chose their own old man just like the Americans. Tinubu inenge itori nhubu zvayo, how can people with senses vote for such an old man who looks like he has just been resurrected. Ours is old but this is the only time I can be proud of him, achiri nani zvake kkkkk. But I am sure as Zimbabweans we will copy a few notes from Nigeria. What happened in Nigeria is how not to vote kkkk. Let’s not vote for old people vafana varipo. Kana musingadi Nero better vote for Linda Masarira kkkk.
Let’s thank the almighty for giving us the boy or man this time around, this guy called Freddy is as soft as wool. I hear he has a few casualties but it’s not devastating as Idai. However, while you are all celebrating, ini ndanzwa nechando. Moto wemapaper hauveseki kuchinaya kudai. This is when I think of Mphoko and the incubators kkkk. Maybe aidai aakutondipawo imwe kkkk. Iye akazodiiko naWelshman Ncube neChoppies issue iya. Kubva ati zii kudaro. Is Ncube still VP weCCC? He is also quiet just like Mphoko. Chete zvikomo zviri pedo napedo zvopakurirana mhute kkk. Mboko Imboko!!!!
