Dhara B incarceration, Minister Muswere missing in action

I am one of those people who doesn’t like Matakadya kare, zviya zvevanhu vanoti hee Bob was better, hee Smith was better, I hate that zvekutodaro but apa haa, ndiri kuona kuti haa kare kwaiva nani. Before you celebrate, I don’t mean izvozvo, handisi kuti Bob or Smith was better no, ndikutoti Monica Mutsvangwa was better as Minister of Information chero anga asingazive hake kuti ZACC yakamirirei. I am sure you remember when she embarrassed us in front of the world when she failed to say Zimbabwe Anti-Corruption Commission. Yeah mese makati hapana chozikanwa and we even blamed Chris for not preparing his wife but I now see kuti she was far much better as the Minister of Information than mashura atiri kuona aya. I used to envy Jenfan Muswere, ndinotya kumuti Dr Coz eish, the fake doctors are now plenty. Whoever thought kuti Minister Mavetera is a fake one and who knows raWalter Mzembi would be also be labeled as fake kkkk. Zvivindi vanhu vari kuzviwanepi imi tinonhonga nhongavo, sure kudeedzwa kuti Dr usiri,shame. Before I speak about Muswere and Monica. Let me take this time to advice mubiyangu Minister Mavetera, inonzi woman to woman iyoyo, tikasatopa advice isu vamwe, men will never think of it. I may seem to be a destitute but remember Macheso’s song, ndishorei at your own peril. Right, Minister Mavetera, I think you need to have a media advisor, or social media advisor, kana mashaya please come here at Chitima Market, nechekuzasi, nowadays ndiri kuwandira kuzasi kumain Bridge, there kana yonaisa i will seek shelter in the log cabin left by Masimba when the company abandoned the road and bridge construction, I don’t want to say more zvangu about Masimba because ndakatogumbuka nenyaya yavo. Minister Mavetera sure is an amateur in politics, a whole minister engaging on petty fights on X defending her doctorate, that’s madness, let me advice you, the X streets are too wide for you, just stay in your lane at the far end and leave veko ikoko. If you want to be petty you can go on Facebook, there you can do whatever you want because pakazara yese yese not X. The only way to defend yourself is to do your own Doctorate. I hope you will take my advice sezvazviri mwachewe and engage a social media manager who speaks on your behalf while you concentrate on running the ministry. PhD haina kana basa we all know, you are a minister wani because you formed the young woman for ED. ini ndoda kuto former yangu but ndoshaya a proper name because handidi zve ForED, kana zvanetsa ndingatoita hangu Mapombi 4CGDNC. Mind you I am factionless and I don’t support team Chiwenga but it’s just that ma4ED awandisa so ndakumbodawo zvitsva. I maybe recognized and get a ministry panopinda General, of course if the constitution is not amended because if it does, 2030 vanenge vachipo vachingokokota Gapu.
I am disappointed ladies and gentlemen, as I write this, I am Imoshinali charged mostly because of Muswere, when he was appointed Minister I thought it was one of the few good choices by Ba 2, simply because of his age, achiri wechidiki and I thought he will be able to represent the youths well but alas, he is busy promoting the 2030 agenda and will not stop at anything to thwart all the opposing voice. Where is Muswere when journalists are being arrested for doing their work? I never trained journalism and I will never but I believe kuti umwe neumwe should be allowed to do his or her work freely. Why is he quiet? Where is Ndabaningi when journalists are being persecuted? Why are they quiet? Where is the freedom of speech and the media. I don’t blame the police for arresting him nor the NPA kana the judiciary service, they have been like that since time immemorial but I never thought Muswere will allow this to happen under his watch. What will be your legacy in the Ministry nhai Minister when you allow the arrest of someone for doing his Job? If it wasn’t about Monica, I would be exonerating you ndichiti hauna kumbopinda mu newsroom so you don’t understand how the media operates but no, haungakundwe nechembere mhani. Under Monica we saw a lot of positive changes in the media industry and I think that’s why she was removed, she had a goal to liberalise the media and she tried her best so she will be remembered for that ana AIPPA and POSA were removed under her and the issue of co-regulation was almost succeeding when she was removed only to be replaced by useless Muswere. I wonder why Nick Mangwana was pretending to be for media freedom naMonica mazuva aya when he is letting this happen under his watch. If I had the power, I would recommend him for the targeted sanction list.
Please Minister Muswere, the arrest of Dhara B is not a laughing matter, he should be released immediately and izvi zvekumunyima bail izvi is a scheme yatava kutoziva, you want him to serve a sentence then later mozomubudisa henyu moti haana mhosva. What is his crime really? Interviewing munhu? What is wrong with that? This is a sinister ploy to threaten the media against giving a platform to all opposing voice. If it’s a crime why didn’t you arrest Geza, he is the one who spoke against Ba 2. The desperation is just too much. If 2030 yacho comes this way ingogarai matora, ehee, hatinei nazvo you can go beyond 2030 mosiyana nezvekusunga innocent people.
I saw in some pictures dzandakaratidzwa kuno kuchitima that the court room was packed to the bream and I heard vanhu vanga vachitobudiswa vese vashaya pekugara and I heard kuti the sellouts, Biti and Job Mandela Lite were there in solidarity with Dhara. Yeah that shows he is a man and I also heard mukomana wema verse also took to his channel or X hameno to show solidarity though he failed to be at the court. Iye akagona zvake aikuvadzisa vanhu. I am sure Mandela lite got time with Dhara B and gave him some tips about the penitentiary. I hope the two were indeed in solidarity with Dhara B and not to seek political relevance as their careers seem to be bleak.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi, let me take this opportunity to plead with government to make sure that there are plans to mitigate the effects of USAID withdrarwal in some sectors and health ikoko please provide other services that were terminated otherwise vanhu vangafa takatarira. Let’s be safe wherever kwatiri ladies and gentlemen, mvura ichiriko and I have been counting zvangu ndiri kuno kuChitima, in Masvingo Province alone, we lost around 36 people between December and January. Moyo wekubereka unondibatwo veduwe, I am still calculating February and I am sure it’s not pleasing as well. We also need to pray ladies and gentlemen, the way this animal called African Army Worm is destroying crops is not good and if we are not careful, inoita Zhara kwakanaya. Has anyone heard from Mdara Rambai Fufuro Josiah Hungwe? Arova Mdara uya and I miss his husky voice warning people about corruption. I think people are now doing it because he is now old and cannot remind them that even the Bible does not condone corruption. If anyone sees Mdara Hungwe Please say hie and tell him I wish him a well-deserved rest.