Geza and Co, where are you?

Ladies and gentlemen I was surprised on Thursday hearing baba vekukonewa Finance Ministry, uyuzve Chinamasa announcing that Zanu had expelled Geza from the party, ndikati aah ko anga achimo muparty? But did anyone notice that this script sounds very old, reminding us of the days anaMatemadanda nanaMahiya versus Baba Bona? Chete we need to keep the man who became famous for officially opening bins in the rural area busy, otherwise he will lose relevance. I hear he is wreaking havoc kuvarakashi uko, purging the shallow minded trolls from defending the party on online spaces because zvimwe zvacho vanenge vaakutonyadzisa musangano. Kurakasha kunoda uine a bit of umbowo hwemabook chaihwo, because the resistance will be coming from people who know their stuff when it comes to propaganda. Manje team rekupihwa manew phone iri chozikanwa hapana, they just want to fill their tummies with free food, go online and say whatever, without even putting any thought in it. I hope they also recruit mwana waDhagi Bango Rako Berita because she seems really good at trolling, but handizozivi if she can do that to anyone else asiri Nero because whatever it is Nero did to her chihombe. If she only she could turn all the hate she has for Muvhangeri wenyika Nero into electricity, loadshedding would be a thing of the past. Back to Geza, I wonder where he is and why he went quiet even when they got his namesake, journalist Dhara B. The regime clearly got the wrong Blessed, and havatorina zvavo nyadzi. I said it last week, that locking up a journalist is bottom of the barrel tyranny because what is that? Zimbabwe inenge bheke raTizirai, because anyone can get arrested for anything. Gore riya we were arresting tourists, hapana asingazezesi. I was hoping to see war veterans condemning the arrest of a journalist on flimsy charges, but maya, that’s when you see that all these are just ‘moutheatrics’, nothing about what is right, as long as tadyavo nevamwe. They hated vatengesi muhondo, but letting Blessed Mhlanga stay in jail for another day ndohutengesi hwekupedzisira because you were given a platform to air your grievances, nhasi vamwe you now have zvibhorani padzimba, and also those houses dzamakavakirwa although some of the houses look like zvirugwi zvembudzi, kkkk. Zanu inombotsvinya zvayo vakomana. Dai muchizorega kuzadza pamasaisai, bringing the poverty yevanhu vakafira nyika ino pajekerere for them to be laughed at, musadaro imi. Tongoti zvedu it’s the thought that counts, ko tingatii? But on a serious note, if all these programmes anoitwa neZanu to appease vekumasero were being done diligently and with integrity, some of them would have brought meaningful change. Pakugadzira mamodel here, haa ishasha dziya, hande paground uone mashura aani iwayo. I once said the war veterans cannot see why the regime wants them to remain in the gutters, because vanozovanyengerera sei? The war vets do not know the power they have ndoproblem. Geza spoke out on Mai Two’s nhodo and pada expeditions mumaruwa, who had the guts to do so? He called out the personalization of the country by a chosen few, tikanzwa voti I will persuade the persuaders to stop persuading me, amwe madununu ndokutotanga kutozviti Persuaders4ED. That’s how powerful Geza was. My biggest wish right now is for them to find and arrest Geza, that is if they haven’t found him yet, which I highly doubt. I just want them to arrest him, if they are sincere, vanotyanana vanhu ava. I bet Baba Two cannot tread the path yekucreator the kind of animosity between him and Genarari pachena like what Dr Gire and Bhobho did with him. Kurumirana muvhu. I saw mai sitting muPolitburo the other day, vakati zete zvavo, ndikati zvaakuda kutanga. Zvepitikoti government zviri kwese izvi ladies and gentlemen. What Dr Stop It didn’t do, Dr Auxy will do it. Madzimai arikuvhura hombe these days, vanaChinomona vane akambovaudzawo here kuti kwaimbove nanaMandiitawepi nanaSarah Mahoka? Vaudzei, not for anything kungomuudzawo kuti pane vaakubika magwinya paMoza apa kumadzisekuru awo, kkkkk. The only woman wandinongoti anenge akagona kutamba tsoro dzacho ndivo Dr Gire pachavo, because she still looks fresh, even though her children look like varikutanda botso. She was looking nice kunhamo kuNamibia the other day, and I understood why Mai Two may feel jealousy of her, chinogeza Gire. Same same naSecond Lady Mai Genarari, unongoona wega kuti vanosimudzikawo pavanhu kuti simukai mai venyika muonekwe nepovo, kkkk. Sometimes I think Dr Gire is relieved that she does not have to deal with diapers and catheters echidhara Bhobho, she is now enjoying her youth zvavo. But power yakaoma vakomana, munhu kuita chitokwani achirambirapo, apa his supporters ironically called themselves G40, muchenjere kupenga imimi. Nhasi you want to sell us Kasukuwere as if he is a saint of sorts. Speaking of, while I think the regime has gone completely nuts in arresting journalist Dhara B, I feel like it’s jittery over the Kasukuwere threat, especially after the interview he was given by Dhara B’s stable. Knowing the power journalism has, they thought of silencing them, because zvakataurwa naGeza, Kasukuwere and Mawarire especially on the POSB scandal vakatozvinzwa. Zanu really wants to destroy the Fourth Estate, and their actions are very deliberate and calculated. I got really disappointed when I heard that journalists had been given phones and money naTungwarara, only to hear names I had never heard of, zvivarakashi zvenzara nzara, who think journalism inongonhongwa mubin. Varume, zvinotoenderwa kuchikoro izvi, you just don’t wake up and tell us watove journalist uchisimudza chibhakera parally wakapfeka regalia nhaika. Zvikoro zvejournalism zviri kutoda vanhu, matondinzwa so. They know that once journalism becomes what they want it to be inenge yangova njake njake, no one will be questioning power. Regerai vakomana. I also aspire to be a scribe muthird republic pachauya free education because ndairova chikoro ini paChirimudombo apa, but haumbonzwi ndichizviti ndatova journalist, time will come. Ini ndingori gentleman chete, handivanzi.
Let me go ndinokanga maputi angu for luch zvangu, these days mabanana nezhizha ndodhakwa nazvo muChitima umu, kwakaibva. Pfumvudza yakazongotangirwa zvayo neFall Army Worm but havazoshayisise. I only wish communal farmers would have a bumper harvest tione kuti Zanu inovhairira ani nechibage chakapfukutwa nemupunga une mavhu, kkkk, nhasi hangu nanaHwende vemusangano usiri kutonga. Ukuwo Nyakakomana Mafume paHarare apa achivaonesa chitsvuku nekudya paakasungirirwa, imiwoye. Ndiye adii, he is eating zvevapfupi nekureba or whatever it is his height, I mean political height, allows him. Please tell Madungwe asandisiye on Sunday kucompetition yanaPapa, ndine CV rakasimba mukuonera, maybe ndingangodyawo mita. Until next time, free Dhara B, journalism is not a crime!