Mapombi is saddened by the death of Gogo Shuvai Ben Chikoforo Mahofa the Minister of State for Provincial Affairs for Masvingo on Monday morning (Heroes Day). You know very well that Mapombi has been on record encouraging gogo Mahofa to resign so that she could have more time to rest especially after allegations that she had been poisoned at Zanu PF congress in Victoria Falls in December 2014.
Though no one took heed, Mapombi still appreciated that Mahofa was a real politician. I liked her political stamina. Chikoforo chaicho! May her soul rest in eternal peace! May we have a minute of silence in her honour please!
But the headache is now with Team Lacoste faction in Masvingo which is at catch 22 situation as its musketeer has passed on. By the way, Mapombi had the opportunity to attend the Heroes Day celebrations at Masvingo provincial Heroes Acre though she was sitting a bit distant because her clothes were stinky, her rags rather.
But close enough to see what was happening from the VIP tent. I can tell you guys that Cde Hungwe had a pale face – he was in real grief and his speech summed it all; ‘Minister Shuvai Mahofa vakashaika mausiku …zvino tichaita seiko pama elections 2018? Shuvai Mahofa ndiye wanga ari mukuru wedu kuno kuMasvingo zvino handizivi kuti tichaita seiko nhai Chadzamira, Matuke navaMakwarimba.”
Those who care to follow the factional politics in Zanu PF can agree with me that these guys named by Hungwe are Team Lacoste sympathisers. Hate her or like her, Mahofa was Lacoste’s kingpin in the province; ndomunhu chete anga asina matyira kuudza even President Mugabe kuti kuMasvingo kune nzara so forget about cattle donations dzekuti dziende kuAU.
Mapombi can confidently tell you that Lacoste yava pamahwani iyezvino because kwasara mbwende dzega dzega iyezvino and no one has the guts to openly say NO to Mugabe. Worse Ngwena achitonzi ari kurwarawo kudai. Hameno regai tione.
Ko iyi yandiri kunzwa yaDr Amai ndeipi iyi? I heard she caused a commotion across the Limpopo awana hanzi vakomana vachidya nyika rutivi nevasikana vanozivikanwa nekusasimira hanzu dzavo zvakanaka. Kkkkkkk asi zvakaoma vakomana kugondera vanasikana vevaridzi uchisiya vako.
But I heard the South African police were in a no nonsense mood and they arrested her and she appeared before the court. Yes, court chaiyo and they don’t care about the diplomatic immunities vanongosunga zvakadaro. Kwasiyana nekuZimbabwe kwamunoita madiro kkkkkkkkkk zvaiwana ngwarati.
Asi iniwo zvangu saMapombi ndakanyarira mai venyika hangu – chokwadi kundoita zvinhu zvinonyadzisa kudaro kune imwe nyika here shuwa. Ko inga zvinonzi gudo guru peta muswe inga wani. Ko zvatichaparirwa ngozi takatarisa.
Mapombi heard Dr Amai once exhibited this kind of behavior; is it in Malaysia or Singapore hanzi vakazobhadhariswa maCamera avakaputsa. Don’t you think it is high time our mother vagadzirisawo hunhu especially when outside the country otherwise umwe mukuru angafa neBP.
By the way, I heard Mnangagwa was flown to SA amid reports that he was poisoned at a rally in Gwanda. There are jokes doing the rounds on social media hanzi murume mukuru wofira ice cream – is it true that he was poisoned through ice cream?
But Mapombi heard the Croc is now in a stable condition in SA where he was receiving treatment. But many others questioned the genuineness of this issue yekuti he was poisoned. I will not comment on that one.
It’s almost lunch time guys let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch. But before I go I have a word or two for Zanu PF – muchapedzana mukaita zvekutamba. Nhambe tambe inoregwa ichanaka varume uku kwama kutambira konyudza uku, kune makuva mukati.
Anyway, how is Mphoko doing? These days he is a bit quiet ndofunga kutya kudyisiwa kkkkkkkk. Mboko imboko!mapombi
