Mapombi
just received her second jab of the donated Chinese Sinopharm Covid-19 jab and
I can tell you that I am still alive and kicking. Ndipo pandichauraiwa
nevaccine iyo Zanu PF yakanditadza here kkkkk. If you can survive in Zimbabwe
under Zanu PF misrule I can bet you mabanana angu akaora nemaputi kuti nothing
can touch you. Not Covid-19 and not even the vaccine. This vaccine tiri
kungoibaiwawo hedu as a preventive measure but the truth of the matter is that
we have been hardened and immunized by poverty. A lot of Western countries
predicted that our streets here in Africa would be littered with dead bodies
but we survived against all odds. No one can explain why Covid-19 did not
ravage Africa as predicted. Mwari ndewe munhu wese. He will never forsake us by
giving us dictators and looters then add Covid-19 to our misery, No. But kana
ndakamboona munhu anotya Covid-19, ED vari mberi kkkk. Dzinopfeka mask even
dzichiita zoom conference with other heads of state. Why wear a mask in front
of a camera as if Covid-19 can be transmitted through zoom. Our dearly beloved
President will be the only one wearing a mask in the zoom meeting woshaya kuti
hadzioniwo here kuti ndidzo zambiringa munyemba. Mapombi is not saying people
should not wear face masks but there is a place to do it.
Kazembe
Kazembe huya pano. Dear readers I want to tell you nezva Kazembe uyu. Some say
he is ED’s son but ini hangu Mapombi handidi kupinda munyaya dzisinei neni.
Just because vane saka and vakada kufanana mototi they are father and son, itai
mushe imi vanhu. Grace once told us that ED has many kids zvekuti chero kuma 50
ikoko vanosvika but again who can trust the unhinged Grace. She was a lunatic
who was ultimately put in her place. I do not want to talk about ED’s children
but I want to talk about this one anonzi Kazembe. This man a few days ago
decided to wake up from his palatial mansion and go undercover in a passport
queue hanzi ndoda kubata corruption. Yes, he wanted to arrest corruption. While
in that queue, someone who woke up from under a bridge kwakunobata nzvimbo on
the passport queue, decided to sell his space to the undercover Kazembe and
boom, he was arrested. Now, was there corruption committed here by this unsuspecting
man? The incident was hyped so much so that even Mapombi was curious to follow
the events of that day only to laugh at Kazembe for exposing himself and his
boss ED for running down the country.
Surely
how do you preside over a country where people become so desperate to the
extent of doing business of selling positions in a passport queue? Then a whole
minister gets so much publicity for nailing munhu ari kutongwavha ngwavha kuti
araramise mhuri. You promised people jobs jobs jobs but what have you done?
Since you took over, a lot of people have lost their jobs which is why they are
doing everything to earn honest means of living. That man who sold his place in
a passport queue did nothing wrong but the police will victimize him because he
was arrested by the minister of Home Affairs. The people are so desperate and
have suffered enough. Have you ever noticed how ritual murders have increased
under the new dispensation? Hatina kumboona zvakadai under Mugabe. Someone
somewhere is sitting in the wrong chair and has to go. We cannot watch and do
nothing when our people are being turned on each other. How does a regime
preside over people who kill each other for ritual purposes? Dear Zimbabweans,
you can never be rich through the blood, head or privates of another human
being. Stop killing our children. They have a future which you are failing to
safeguard for them because you are choosing to watch while very old guard
squander everything. Killing children will not make you reach so Stop It. Kana
muchida kurarama zvakanaka your problem is political endai munopedzerana naED
uko kkkk tione anofa ndiani. Leave innocent children alone please.
Its
high someone says it. There are no signs so far that things are going to get
better or Zanu PF would lose its footing and be kicked out of power. These guys
have mastered the tricks of winning, keeping and retaining power. Anyone or
anything that threatens their way to power is dealt with decisively. If it’s
the majority of people, poverty is inflicted on them and they end up fighting
for survival and lose focus on who is causing their suffering. Zanu PF has set
its sights on 5 million presidential votes in 2023 and MDC Alliance has
embarked on 1 million membership campaign. Can someone read between the lines
here? Someone is targeting 5 million votes and someone is targeting 1 million
members. It is obvious who will win the elections if we look at the above
figures. I have always been telling MDC Alliance people that the difference
between them and Zanu PF is on membership and supporters. Zanu PF has members
and MDC has supporters. The difference is that members are loyal and supporters
are fence seaters. Maybe this is why MDC is so hell bend on getting the million
membership.
MDC is
fighting for the rural vote while Zanu PF is fighting for the urban vote. Zanu
PF has made sure that urbanites see the worst in service delivery with the hope
that they would turn against the opposition led local authorities. They have
allowed mukoma Douglas to fire councillors and blocked by-elections. With the
current state of service delivery, many people think the worst of Chamisa’s
councillors. This is what Zanu PF is hoping to cash in on. Recently we heard
that an inter-ministerial taskforce led by VP Chiwenga will
take over all poorly run urban local authorities and many people see this with
a limited view. This is a calculated move and deliberate ploy to discredit the
opposition in their urban strongholds. Zanu PF is coming in full force to win
the urban vote but unfortunately they are playing dirty. The urbanites see Zanu
PF for who they really are unlike their rural counterparts. Chamisa on the
other hand has kept his cards close to his chest on how he hopes to win the
rural vote. What I am sure about is that Chamisa is more charismatic than ED
but charisma unfortunately does not win votes. Zanu PF has a grip on the rural
vote and they enjoy the advantage of incumbency.
Zanu PF
controls the means of production in the rural areas and one wonders what
Chamisa has up his sleeves. With the green bombers having been reactivated, we
wait to see what 2023 will bring for the political parties. Ini hangu Mapombi
ndotodawo kuti Chamisa atonge but so far handisati ndaona the seriousness of
the young man. Maybe he will give us a signal when the time is ripe but for now
we are stuck with Zanu PF and tiri mugango. I have said enough regai ndinokanga
maputi angu for lunch but before I go I want to tell Zesa Masvingo to respect
us. We will not allow them to urinate on us and make us believe it is raining.
The power crisis at the Bushmead Water Works must be solved as a matter of
urgency. How can a city like Masvingo go for a month without water because Zesa
is dragging their feet? We are coming for you kuZesa ikoko. Mapombi haazvidi
and I am happy vanaManyanga and Madzibaba Reginai are against that. Parisei
pasowe madzibaba Chiteme. Ehe kuZanu variko vana madzibaba kkkk. I hear a
transformer was found in Mwenezi to replace the faulty one at Bushmead but I
hope hapana vanosara vachichema kuMwenezi ikoko. Todii nevanhu veMasvingo. Shinga
mushandi shinga. Happy Workers’ Day everyone. Mboko imboko.
