Mapombi’s 2023 Easter Prayer

Let me start by wishing every one of you my avid readers a blessed Easter holiday and hopefully you will enjoy it. To those on religious journeys, pliz pray for this beloved motherland especially now that we are in the election mode, there is need for telling the Creator that we need peace. Safe practices during the duration of this holiday are every person’s responsibility and on the roads, human carnage should be a thing of the past. Drink responsibly and remember that it’s Jesus who died and resurrected, iwe ukafa haumuke.
It’s yet another sad Easter Ladies and gentlemen, if we were not celebrating the death and rise of our saviour, I would have appealed for the postponement of this holiday. Chete the guys from Qatari News television Aljazeera dropped another bombshell on the plundering of Zimbabwean resources by the Gold Mafia in Zimbabwe so people have something to talk about even at church conferences kkk. KuMbungo chaiko izvezvi ingori nyaya yegoridhe, regai nditi dhee, I just heard it from my quarters here at Chitima Market. It’s threatening the health and lives of varume vakuru who survived hondo yeChimurenga shuwa. I once spoke of myself not having a gadget that will enable me to get first-hand information and I hope my fans will do a go fund me to buy me a cell phone, inga Chamisa makamuitira wani. Iyo yakazodiiko mota iya kkkk. But believe you me, the documentary yashaker shaker vanhu kusvika kuShake Shake building along Rotten Row Drive and there is some reported movement in the corridors of power though I am worried about the ‘catch and release’ game that has become a common feature and occurrence on the Zimbabwean landscape. Now I am told the Financial Intelligence Unit has moved in to deal with the matter, kkkkk kutungana kwembudzi chaiko, where was this establishment all along only to act now as if the case is novel to them?
This has forced me to make this special prayer as we go for the holiday kudai. So close your eyes as I am about to pray and imi vekuRoma itai yamunosingoita I know you don’t close your eyes. I pray for the release of Job Sikhala who has already missed the nomination process though anga agarisawo ari MP. I pray to God to deal with all those involved in his unlawful incarceration accordingly. I pray for peaceful elections in August and I pray that all who are fond of violence be deleted before the elections come because no one should die or suffer because of a one day event. I pray for all those involved in our suffering to meet their fate at the hands of the Almighty. I pray to God to deal with the Gold Mafias and give teeth to Zacc and the prosecuting authorities. I pray for mild winter this year so that I survive up to election time and see if there is change
I pray for our own bank RBZ which claim to act now when in actual fact its own establishment Fidelity Printers is fingered as the biggest player in the whole act of smuggling and money laundering. I pray they that they people see kuti dismissing Airport staff is just gimmick and the real culprits are still free. I pray for this FIU which all along has lain dormant to be able to question this Mbavhassador at Large. I pray that the nation is not being fooled as we are likely to see another catch and release game for the web is meant for smaller animals and insects and not the bigger animals. I pray that Chidodo, Chirozvi, Dube and Kunaka won’t be just this 2023 Easter holiday’s sacrificial lambs while the likes of Henrietta are untouchable semuzukuru waPresident. I pray for leaders to tell us why they said this documentary is a Western plot timeously targeting the 2023 elections, and why they are now if there is no substance to this documentary.I pray that all the US$240 that is being alleged to have been stored by the Croc for elections be stolen or imunywe zvayo nemujuru, this time we need a free and fair election.
I pray for a peaceful contest in the City of Kings where I am told battle lines are being drawn after CCC on Wednesday did their nomination processes to select candidates for the harmonized elections and the crazy professor of incompetence Mutuvi Ncube will square off with Pengaudzoke Thoko Khupe in Cowdray Park parliamentary seat. It’s an interesting battle, but can I call it battle of Titans? No because the two are not that powerful and command no charisma to attract followers. I know Thoko anogona kudya because of the protest vote by the urban electorate because she has lost the popularity she once had in opposition ranks paakatanga kutamba naScarfomore. I pray for people to punish Crazy Mthuli who is busy promising people Wifi, what nonsense is that?. He seem to think that people Google food or school fees. Like I told you countless times, he is a professor of incompetence mukaramba. I am sure people in Bulawayo won’t betray us paFinal as the people from Muzarabani did pana Soda paya during primaries. Hapanawo chozikanwa and this time he will lose to Thokozane but muZanu everything is possible, he can just be re-appointed minister with no parliamentary seat to justify such.
I pray for people vekuYellow C to understand things quickly sevanhu vakaenda kuchikoro, i am told the process of selecting candidates is even confusing some involved in the processes. The nominated candidates have now gone for further scrutiny by the CCC’s own Politburo but hopefully maResults haazobudi ari zvipenga zvipenga like what happened kuZanu, Amen
Before I go kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, its Easter so let me end this with a biblical verse. I want to urge the wives of these guys who are stealing our Gold and those oppressing the poor Zimbabweans to go and read Amos 4:1, your time shall come. Regai zvangu ndinokanga mhandire dzangu ndigowana kumwa mvura zvakanaka
Mboko imboko!!!