Is there anyone who can offer me a decent accommodation Cdes? I cannot continue living at Dr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre anymore – kurara muma plastic hakuchaita akomana munondiwana ndakafa one day. Mapombi is now desperate for accommodation especially after the death of a colleague who was hit by a fallen gum tree and died on spot pamasquarter apo padhuze nekumaR.
In fact looking for a decent accommodation was one of Mapombi’s New Year resolutions. And of course stop eating rotten bananas and have decent meals as well. Asi maputi handiregi!
Mapombi has heard a lot of noise about a by-election to take place in Bikita West this Saturday. The noise from all political parties is just too much. But from what I overheard, I have a word for two gentlemen – President Robert Mugabe and leader of the MDC-T Morgan Richard Tsvangirai.
I like one thing about Cde Mugabe – he does not want to be associated with mediocrity. Did you still remember how he attacked and distanced self from that losing Norton candidate uyo wekudyiwa naThemba Mliswa?
Kkkkkkkk hanzi taigozohwina seikowo iko kwakaisiwa mbavha yemakoko. He is such a clever man that he waits until the game is over and then suddenly makes a statement when things did not come the way he expected. Mapombi is smelling something at Bikita West – I can foresee Mugabe making a statement. But Mapombi wants Mugabe to do it before the election – he should come out in the open and say whether he supports Beauty Chabaya or not. Kwete kumirira kuti atange ahwina or kudyiwa wozoti hee this and that blah blah.
Mnangagwa made it clear that Chabaya haamuzivi and this is what gentlemen should do – not to pretend as if you support but kana madyiwa wotanga kuti munhu imbavha. We want that statement as soon as possible from Singapore. Aah is it Singapore, Dubai; China; Mali; Equatorial Gunea or Malasia? Wherever the President might be; we just want a statement indicating whether she is behind Chabaya or not kwete zvokuzotitaurira zvimwe kana munhu adyiwa.
Mapombi is not suggesting that Chabaya unodyiwa but ndiri kungoti operation buda pachena chete kwete kuzongoda kutamba inorira.
Anyway, enough of Zanu PF and it’s imposed candidates. Mapombi heard Morgan is in South Africa for treatment – I wish him a quick recovery. But Mapombi is sure the MDC-T leader is overrated – he is not more. Or it’s Elias Mudzuri, Misheck Marava and a Gumbi who playing petty factional politics?
I heard they decided to support a little known independent candidate inonzi Innocent Muzvimbiri – kkkkkkk makakwana here vanhu imi? MDC-T is busy issuing statements saying we are supporting Muzvimbiri yet the guy is also busy telling ZEC that he would vote for Zanu PF. Kkkkkkk I am sure you should read detembo raJC Kumbirai rekuti ‘Ngwarai vasikana ngwarai’.
Zvimwe zvodawo kushandisa njere – supporting a loser simply means you are a loser too. Sometimes factional politics dzakanaka asi pamwe dzodawo njere – Gumbi and team apa makashaya zvekuita apa ndokunonzi kugumirwa uku. But I am happy you will learn one or two lessons. But more importantly; Morgan should make a public statement disassociating himself from this independent candidate Gumbi and team purport to be supporting.
Otherwise Morgan is not more! Maybe it’s Joice Mujuru who is more kkkkk.
It’s almost lunch time ini ndichingowawata let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch. Manje moto wacho unobata here nemvura iyoyi yakadai kuuya – I should seriously consider looking for a decent accommodation. But ndofunga Command Agirikatya iri kufaya nekunaya kuri kuita mvura uku. Hameno vanga vatotengesa mbeu, fertilizer and fuel yeCommand agriculture. Ini zvangu Mapombi ndakakanga mbeu.
By the way VP Mphoko was in Bikita yesterday. Kkkkkkkk the tallest man was in town manje kuno haarare because hakunaka Five Star hotel kkkkkkkk. Mboko imboko! mapombi
