Mudha still kicking in Zanu PF

Guys, let me first of all pay my last respects to the world’s longest serving monarchy whose passing on has set tongues wagging across the globe ndisingazivi kuti kudenga Ngirozi dzakafara here or dzakasuwa. Imi let’s respect our own Charumbiras nana Ndiweni kuno, the Whites respect theirs inga wani. Of course, the passing on of Queen Elizabeth has and is been topical of late with people from all walks of life having divided opinions along the kind of a person the late Queen was. Yaa, the Bible urges people not to judge, but a lot has been said of the late Queen who passed on at 95 saUncle Bob, haa what a coincidence. Negatively, some fingers are pointing to the role she played during the colonial era all over the globe and quite a number of people seem to express anti-Elizabeth sentiments kunyanya vari muZanu PF kkkkk hanzi maSanctions but zuro ndizuro the Croc was smiling kusvika kunzeve at Tony Blair the chief architect of sanctions.
Of course, some have a soft spot for the late and their opinion is just as good as would be their reasons and lines of argument as to why they think so. At least ED managed to pay his last respects not knowing if his position represented the whole party up from grassroots level. Anyway wafa Wanaka. Issues around her being leader of the ‘looting elite’ of Britain no longer hold any water looking at how she presided over matters that led to the upliftment of the British people.
SviReseach svakaitwa revealed kuti she was a better Monarchy than our democratically-elected leaders who eat on their own while she looted Africa and Asia much to the benefit of her whole people. Venyu vari kungomora kubva DRC ngoda vachitumira vana vechiuto kunofa kuhondo kusvika kwaMarange nekukorokoza gold shoma rakasiyiwa nanaRhodes for their own pockets. Apa varikuba vachifunga pamusoro pemhuri dzavo chete. Gogo Eliza nevamwe vavo vairangarira nyika yavo yese and up to now they are enjoying the fruits of colonising Africa and the rest of the world. Zvino vedu vane umbimbindoga and are good at feeding foreigners, the Chinese are eating better than us. Vabvandiripo kudya kudarika vobwo.
But ladies and gentlemen, when is Mohadi going to be replaced, doesn’t our constitution talk of two VPs? Kana zvanetsa vanodii kupa zvavo ini Mapombi, after all kwaitombonzi one should be a lady before the aita pfungwa dzekudawo chimuti kkk. We need Kembo’s replacement please. This brings me to the topic of the day kkk. The ministry of State Security was abolished after the sacking of Mudha why, why not replacing it, Obadiah Moyo was replaced wani naChiwenga. Icho Odadiah chakazoendepiko kkkk. I thought Mudha was fired and has gone into hibernation but alas, I have just heard that the ‘Godfather’ of violence whose conduct does not commensurate with a cabinet minister which led to his sacking is still conducting party business in Midlands. Haa, I just kept my fingers crossed when Mudah was fired because I knew the way Zanu PF loves violence, they could not dispose of warlike characters like him. I think we were just deceived paya, he was relieved of ministerial duties to concentrate on sharpening the Machetes as we approach 2023. I think this explains why maShurugwi ange akanyarara all along, vari busy kurodza mabhemba because their leader is still in the game.
I have heard on a number of occasions people saying violence makes up Zanu PF DNA and had reservations. Since then, I thought he was gone but ndikutoona zvangu kuti that was just wishful thinking. Mudha still holds a post in the party’s provincial structures coupled with the re-admission of his Cde in character and the current Bulawayo provincial chairperson Jabulani mmmm brace for a blood bath. Coz their tag team is ruthless.
You think I am lying? Remember who is the architect of the March attacks in Kwekwe which claimed the life of Mboneni Ncube? Ko paGokwe Kubuyuni akamhanyisa team Nero vakaita ziya nemutsoka ndiyani kkkk. That is why they eliminated their match in CCC, Sikhala always want to answer fire with fire unlike the peace loving Nero kkkk. I also overheard gossip saying the former national security minister is leading one of the three Midlands factions with the other two belonging to Mavima and Mackenzie saka kwakaipa ikoko kkk.
Chinyika chedu chakaoma shuwa Mushurugwi kuitwa minister asi ED Mwari vave newe hako apo kwako kumusha Hichilema haasi kumbodaro. But Muda akambonyatsoparei chaizvo to warrant his dismissal, was he really a minister? Was it a real ministry? If yes, why has it sunk into oblivion and no successor appointed? Ko iye mhaka yaakanyanyopara ndeyei chaizvo nekuti ini kufunda ndakafunda chose but when the reason is just said to be conduct not expected of a government minister with no further explanation ummm I get lost. Haaa tichaziveiwo senyika? If Muda was fired for misconduct what about Wadyajena? Ko conduct yake iyo does it make him fit for a cabinet post or even just a law maker?
Saka neimwe nzira kuba kunokurudzirwa muZanu umu than zvimwe zvese. What does 2023 holds for Zimbabwe with this Midlands kunonzi kumusha kweNgwena where each of the three factions’ leaders would be working flat out to please their master? Haa ladies and gentleman, with violent rehearsals already been witnessed in the run- up to Gokwe-Kabuyuni by-election, I have got every reason to worry over the continued presence of this guy Mudha and his likely role in the campaigns judging by his love for violence.
Anyway, can someone up there tell this structure less party CCC to stop copying Zanu PF misdeeds, maJournalist haarohwe, that’s a taboo? Ndochinonzi chisakaonekwi. We don’t expect that especially from the alternative government. You are doing a disservice for yourself by these silly blunders and some are now sceptical kuti akapinda Murombe what will happen to the future of the fourth estate kana muchitanga kudai before you have any means to control power. Leave that to Zanu and prove to the people that you are better than them. Pfirai pasi imbwa dzinhonge. Umwe anotanda botso nazvo izvi.
On an almost similar note, I used to think it is only kuZanu where Security guards wear cheap nylon black suits and dark sheds but mmm, Nero is copying everything and perfecting some or I think someone is misleading him. Handisati ndamboona even ED’s body guards running vakakomba mota zviya. That’s how dictators start, if Nero is loved by people he should walk Scott free asiyane nezvivanhu zvine masuits zviya. Apa he is very jovial and wants to mix and mingle with people. We need a president who can drive on his own like zviya zvekaHonda Fit zviya. We don’t need a president anogara akakombwa isu. At least dai masuits acho akatonaka.
Those guys can never give him maximum security, if they really want to kill him they cannot do anything. Hapana hapana. One sniper can take him out of those black suits. Imi vakomana imi regai president afambe achitaura nevanhu. Akakombwa kudaro asati apinda kuzoti. Tsiurai mwana pachiri pedo imi rufu nderwaMwari munhu wese anofa.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, can Zesa guys be serious, zvekungodzima dzima magetsi izvi hazvibhadhari. Town yese kuswera isina magetsi vanhu voshaya zvekuita and up taking strolls kuno kuchitima vachitipedzera mhepo yekufema and some of them even take mabananas meant for me ndorara nenzara. Iyo economic activity yazongodya magetsi this month ndeyeiko?
Is the Croc going to bury Gogo? Geeneral Kaneta vari kuvigwa riini and nani? Imi maZimba lets concentrate on bread and butter issues tisiye zvekuti hee he was invited or not. Next time mondiudzawo kuti kwaita rufu munyika nekuti dai aasiri umwe anofamba achiridza chiBhazuka chake ndaizozvinzwirepi zvaChanetsa izvi Kurufu hakukokwi munhu asi ukaona vanhu vongokambira kuinda unobva washaya kuti zvikufamba sei ah. Ko where is Mphoko when his son is being hauled before the courts. Kana kumbopawo kastatement zvako? Rume riya rakakurira pasina sure kkkkk regai ndinokanga zvangu maputi ini, kana mabva kunoviga mbuya please tell me kkkk. Mboko Imboko!!!