Mapombi is worried by the queues she sees at most banks where civil servants are getting their 13th cheque. Mmmm mitsetse yandiri kuona apa with the recently discovered Omicron Covid-19 variant having knocked at our doors mmm ma1. Zvino our learned Dr General Bae vaakuiti Omiricon kkkkkkk. Apa he is the one who confirmed its presence in Masvingo at a cleanup campaign cum rally kuma Industry uko kkkkk. As if he was not aware that Omiricon is with us, he went on Kunounganidza zvake hundreds of people. Apedza oti let’s adhere to Covid-19 protocols, what a confusion of the highest order. Apa what boggles my mind is that if the Small boy want just to pass through an area pasina kuunganidza vanhu, spanners are thrown along the way. Ko adiii small boy anoda kutonga nyika paWhatsApp. Regai afambe achiona vanhu vake, ko ndiye adii kkkk.
The idea of bonus is a good one but the timing is bad. Why giving civil servants their bonuses at once? This is the reason why we are seeing these queues becoz vese varipo ipapo trying to get their US and avoid vana money changer. Why didn’t you give them their bonuses the same days they received their monthly salaries to avoid the current obtaining situation. Zvimwe zvinhu hazvidi Chikoro but simple logic. I heard mateachers ari kushainira maMoney changer hanzi this time tiri kuimora tega kkkk. At least you have been spared the charges dzemazuva ese when you try to buy US$ to give your house maids and cattle herders. I want to urge civil servants to ivetheir workers some advances so that next month they won’t be troubled tyring to buy USD kkkkk, word of advice.
Mapombi used to doubt fellow women when it comes to leadership, who can blame her after the characters dzatiinadzo in Zimbabwe, the likes of Khupe, Linda Masarira, Oppah Muchinguri, tisati tataura nezvana First Lady both the former and the current one. Women are usually known for their roles in unifying people but mmmmm team yandataura apo hapana kana anozvigona, I had my doubts about having female leaders but after hearing MDC vice president Amai Kore I was moved and started believing in women again. Her speech was so electrifying, she is a real leader, a real mother, a unifier. Those are the kind of speeches this country needs kwete zvekungotukana zvinogaroitwa nevamwe zviya. I doubt even Biti kana Welsh can give a speech like that one. I salute her and hope if she and I form a tag team we can unite this country. I liked it when she said the economic doldrums do not affect MDC Alliance members alone but everyone. But hanzi it affects Zanu PF members a little bit more because their leaders are eating while they suffer. Please batai mazwi amai Kore, hanzi kana veZanu mapiwa mbeu please share with your relatives despite them supporting Mavambo party or iyi yaNkosana because you are relatives or neighbors after all.
What is this I hear that Zhambe’s murderers are still walking scott free while his family is mourning. Vamwe vanhu havana nyadzi sure, nyaya iri pachena kudai, it was better henyu kuita catch and release as usual just to save face zvitori nani. I am sure hangu kuti makabata mazwi from Kore, hanzi the spirit of the deceased will haunt you. Mwari haasi weZANU but ndewemunhu wese so tichaona kwazvosvika.
Thumps up to the politburo for retiring our very own Sekuru Hungwe, he deserved to rest and chiportifolio chamange makavapa is just useless, secretary for labor? What is it about really? Ko ndonzwa kuti our first lady is rising through the ranks in the politiburo, hanzi she is now the secretary for environment and climate what what kkkk. Ivo zvetsvina havadi and I am sure she will help cleanse the party and keep the environment clean kkkk. Haa tikuvaona zvedu Amai, soon she will overtake Dr Gire I tell you, just watch the space hezvino ndiri pano.
Welcome to the Mutsvaangwa information Dynasty ladies and gentlemen, patronage has paid off for the couple kkkk. The Mutsvangwa couple is regaining power handiti, mai ndiSpokesperson weGovernment baba spokesperson weZanu PF, it’s now the Mutsvangwa information dynasty. Hazvishamisi tichanzwa kuti Mugwadi mwana wavo kkkkk. Zvino tichanzwisa nemavhoko kkkk, Chris is very verbose and I urge fellow countrymen to buy dictionaries so that when he delivers his message semutauririri wemusangano uri kutonga you get what he will be saying. Paya ndakamboti ndiiteiwo hangu commissar weZanu nditori nani, yes if given a chance to be commissar kuZANU I would go, after all everyone was once Zanu, kkkk we are all disgruntled members kkk. Haa chete Zanu chiwororo, hanzi haikwani muhomwe kkkk. Matemadanda akange odingindira achiita kunge ndeyekumba kwamai vake hezvo, where is he now kkk. He was dumped in the Indian Ocean kunana matsanga uko.
Ko paMasvingo poly apo ndakanzwa kuti vadzidzi vakabuda minister Mavima achitaura kkkk. Ko vana vechikoro remekedzo makaisepiko. Manga magona wani kumirira anti-sanctions campaign launch, zvakazoshatira papiko. What about members of the fourth estate vamaishungurudza kuti vatora mifananidzopachiitiko ichi. Am sure even the late Sikhanyiso ‘pleasure manager’ would not have tolerated such a behavior from Zicosu membership. Asika some actions are justified especially waswera wakagarisa vadzidzi iwe wosvika zuva ragara makomo, zvinogumbura shuwa heyyyyy.
Before i go zvangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, let me just say makasi ari kurema kune chedu chikomana chepaZaka. yes i mean Roby kkk. I hear there was a ground breaking ceremony PaChivata Clinic paZaka North but chedu Roby was not invited even though muri muConstituency make. mmmm pakaipa ladies and gentlemen,Chitova was the guest of honour there kkkk. Even paclean up apo Chitova vaingokuzwa ahead of Mkanya. but Masvingoka, hezvino ndri pano. Mavhenyengwa hanzvadzi yangu wotosunga dzisimbe kana uchida chitanda bcoz Chitova vakaruma rundebvu kkkk mboko imboko.
