SADC also waiting with us all for 2028

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope by now it is sinking in that elections are over and there is nothing more to expect than to brace for the five years ago to come. Zvakatoendwa hama dzangu. SADC once again has been rendered a toothless bulldog, although Dr Nevers Mumba tried his best. I think nayowo SADC is also waiting to see what will happen isu tichiti pane zvaichaitavo. Inotongwa nevene iyi, kkkk and hapana zvamunovaita. Mapombi is reliably informed that mukomana haatorina kana plan zvake, kusara kwemabible verse nekungotweeter pano neapo as he goes around the country assuring people of what is difficult to comprehend, huye bodo. Meanwhile vene vari kutowedzera kutsvetana zvavo pazvigaro nemabhebhi avo isu vanyai takangoti vavava. Mapombi was happy a few weeks ago after hearing that ED refused to sign the PVO Bill ndikati shuwa midzimu yakombora because some of us depend on aid yemaNGO ka, paya panopihwa vanhu chibage towanawo chemaputi ekukanga kuno kuchitima. Zvehurumende yedu itamba tamba chidembo muswe ndakabata chaiyo. I am told the bill will be the gift that continues giving, vanoda kufarisa robva rabudiswa monyarara. If there is anything this current regime has mastered it is the art of intimidation, and we all saw that when opposition leaders were being arrested like nobody’s business. At least the ERC group that was arrested on elections day are out on bail, and I recently heard that they are fighting their placement on remand. Haa chero regime yozovhura hombe, raiding and arresting elections stakeholders on elections day was the lowest of the low. Munosvodesa.
Before I start running my mouth as usual, I just want to extend my sincere condolences to the Rio Zim team that was in a plane crash that took the life of business tycoon Harpal Randhawa and his son kwedu kuMashava Muraini maSabhuku Vharazipi. Umwe acharipiswa chete kkk. It is so saddening to lose such important people in our society. Mapombi was just appalled by the amount of hate people have for the current establishment because I saw a comment or two on social media stating disappointment that it should have been one of vene. Musadaro veduwe, where is your humanity? But the truth is vene vacho vanosvitsa vanhu pasipo ava. They created this system and navowo you see them spewing hate on social media. Musi uno uno I saw Niki Mangwana responding to someone musosho imomu threatening ‘kuputisa’ mai, sisi, mukadzi plus girlfriend of that user ‘asina kukumbira’. Whatever that meant ndakangoti baba ava vapindwa neiko. Also telling those with albinism kuti vasamunyaudza nezvisina basa on his birthday. Zvisina basa shuwa Permanent Secretary Mangwana to people with disabilities? Chete vanhu veZanu maopen foot ndoavo, kuipa nemoyo. Zuro ndizuro Jamwanda George Charamba was spewing all the nonsense you can think of against civic actors and opposition activists. Kuita chijairira chekurashika pavanhu kudaro, haa munomakisa machinda.
Ko hanzi cholera yatsviriridza kuChiredzi uko ladies and gentlemen. You know, these outbreaks always make Mapombi think that at any given moment, Zimbabwean civilians are sitting on a ticking time bomb. Can you imagine, a whole sovereign nation still grappling with such archaic diseases like cholera. Chokwadi cholera chaiyo here kana ndimi hama dzangu? In this era where boreholes are being sunk everywhere, and for that matter it being one of Zanu’s campaign tool, you still hear that there are places where people are drinking river water. After that you have the nerve to go and intimidate those people to vote for you, as if you care for them. Kutozoisa FAZ in those places to make sure that you get each and every vote, and barely a month after winning elections the same voters are enduring cholera. This system is rotten to the core.
News reaching me here kuchitima dzirikuti mukomana Nero was recently in town and he told his supporters that it’s not over, hanzi mukomana ane plan. It looks like Nero is banking on SADC and other regional bodies to intervene on what he calls an illegitimate election. If that is going to happen, Mapombi will walk up to masoja aya epaState House kunokumbira mvura yekunwa because angave mashura padunhu chaiwo. When will Chamisa realise that SADC is never going to throw one of its own under the bus? Chinhu chine vene ichi. ED and his friends, or ED’s friends to be precise will never let him down kuSADC uko I promise you, manje maYero ukamaudza izvozvo they will think you’re a murakashi but facts are stubborn. Kuzvida kana kusazvida we all know the truth. Mapombi also heard Promise Mkwananzi, who had the police telling civilians that he was a wanted man after he addressed a press conference was also here in Masvingo with Nero. Vakomana vacho here, ishasha idzi. He had us think he had skipped borders but he is here zvake. Zanu haina nyadzi ndotokuudzai, kusanganisira all the state apparatus they use to thwart dissenting voices, mapurisa iwayo ehe. Bvunzai Ostallos who was arrested for merely saying ‘we fear fokol’ kkkkkk. Hanzi it caused aram and despondency sekureva kwaJenarari. What pains my heart though is that Job Sikhala is still languishing in prison, and it’s really beginning to feel like he has been forgotten. Ngaruvhume again achimowo and no one is losing sleep over him, probably except for his family. Thinking that 2030 vanenge vachipo, tichapera tese kuvharirwa, but if they come here kuchitima ndovahwanda mushanga like the biblical Moses. One thing you need to know is that hapana chisingaperi, one day the hunter will become the hunted. Maybe on Sikhala, they are preparing him to do a Nelson Mandela style? 27 years in Jail, then President.
Few weeks back I saw Masomere crying with joy during ED’s birthday after he had been gifted mombe, purazi netractor. On top of that he got a car, vese naHwenje. Ndokunonzi kubhadharwazve nemusangano uku. Of course kusupporter Zanu mukore uno kunenge kuromba but at least mambodyawo henyu. Kusiri kufa ndekupi. If you can’t beat them join them. Kutonga nyika kusvika munhu wese asisina integrity, kusvika munhu wese akuda kutengawo kachikwambo kake, kkkkkk. Tinongoti hedu makorokoto Teacher DJ Masomere, mochirega kuva overzealous because musangano wacho hauna shuwa, moswera makungoritaira sedzimwe shasha dzatongoona mumastreet umu dzaimbovamo.
How far kucouncil kwedu kune vanyowani uko? It seems there isn’t much activity but I can promise you that full council meetings are going to be so much fun. This time ibheke raTizirai chairo, kkkk, makasangana zvidhakwa tati taonei. The most exciting part however is having Shanty chairing these meetings, achinyararidza vanaManyanga, tichaonerera. Pakadai that’s where the statement ‘Masvingo yazviita zvekare’ should be used because we made history by putting a young woman on the mayoral position. Zvekuti hee she is untested ratove drama, maida kumutestera pai? I hope she lives up to many’s expectations as a young leader and as a woman mabiyedu, but just a word of advice Your Worship; mukada kuwanza protocol nepower you will only build hostility against yourself. People need a leader who is not difficult, asingawanze bureaucracy kunge Zanu handitika? Ehee, haikona kuzoti havana kundiyambira. Ask for notes from former mayor Fidze who many can testify that although he was not a politician par excellent, he was one of Masvingo’s most loved mayors. Nesuwo vana Mapombi we want access to our leadership, like Councillor Masimba said kuti chakakosha vanhu, nokuti vanhu ndonyika, kkkk.
Where is Mama Joyi Mujuru nhai? We last saw her kuinauguration hugging her once sworn enemy, haa politics is a dirty game. Ungazomboti ndivo vaya vaitukirira makore aya. Regai Nero azoti hatichada macareer politicians because dzirimo dzimwe shasha in opposition who think they are entitled to being in high political positions for life, yet everyday they are frothing on the mouth complaining about Zanu. Hanzi naNero endai munotanga enyu maparty, mazvinwa here imi vana musorobhangu kkkkk?
Regai ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch. Mazuvano mabanana handisi kudya akaora because akadira. Mboko imboko!