Yet another constitutional amendment beckons

Ladies and gentlemen I hope you are way ahead with repairing your homes that were damaged by the recent violent rains, and what Mapombi can only offer are good wishes. At least I am offering something, zviri zvehurumende kangamwai henyu hakuna chinouya, kuribe chitu. Ini kadendere kangu kandange ndavaka last week near Mucheke river paChimusana apo kakatsakatika nemvura, izvozviso ndongorara mumadziro mepay toilet yepaChitima iyo iya. Tinotenda Musiki nekutipa mvura, chero zvazvo yakasengana nematenga edzimba plus zvikoro zvakaoraora mukati umu. Ehe, one thing you cannot escape if you do not develop your infrastructure ndiwaya madisasters akadai. It’s not like maclassroom blocks acho are state-of-the-art or something. At least it’s not during the school term, otherwise dai ratova rimwezve dambudziko. Prof Murwira penyu paRafomoyo apoo, dai mamiramira mavaonawo, that’s what shows kuti one is truly educated; giving back to their community nhaika. Ini kwangu kwaChirimudombo I may not have the resources to do miracles but vanotoziva kuti vanonyorwa mubepa every week and that’s just my part. I truly hope for the sake of these school kids by January vanomutswa nemweya pahomwe vanenge vatomutswa zvagadziriswa.
Icho Chimusana zvakazomboguma nepi nhai? Takaguma gore riya pachinzi panoda kugadzirwa bridge hombe, manje with the elections done munoti pane chichabuda before campaign period ya2028 iyemi. I highly doubt that because team racho rinoshandisa government work yeinfrastructure development for campaigning and apo havana kana nyadzi. Mari idzodzo dzenyika dzekukwereta idzodzo Zanu uses it kubelievisa vanhu before elections, ko tingadii hedu munyika yechipikirwa? But on a serious note, pamain bridge apo panoda attention please. With the festive season upon us, passing through Masvingo will be a nightmare, let alone getting into town for those who live in the city. Nemajoni joni arikudira aya zvinenge zvichirwadza kufamba. Those two bridges ainzi anoda kugadzirwa are long overdue because congestion haimirire munhu, and just imagine if we are to have emergency cases, madzimai anozvarira mucongestion. Inga you had done well wani nhai musecond dispensation mukatigadzirisira Harare-Beitbridge road, neERRP, mabridge edu munoda kuti atore makore mangani nhai? Maybe your number of victims that you want to perish ipo paya haisati yakwana, ko tingatii. First things first ladies and gentlemen, I hear kuBirchenough kunoda kuvakwa rimwe, yes it’s good but tadii kutanga tapedza zvakatangwa before starting another project? Ko asi mafriends edu arikututa lithium ekuEast mari yava shoma? Izvozvi panenge pane one munhu akagarira basa, tichingonyeperwa hedu. I really wonder where our country would be if government workers really loved their job and did it diligently. Chokwadi we would be far, kuseri kwekuseri chaiko. Uone the bulk of our annual budget senyika goes to them, nyika irikungoshandira kuhoresa macivil servants, and it does not seem like we have any other solution to the size of our wage bill. Izvozviso maghost workers haupedzi, azere musystem iyoyi, pakatsika remberi ndopanongotsika reshure, zvaMugabe izvozvo ndopatinongori. Handiti you heard it for yourself, right from the horse’s mouth kuti masystems aya vakuru ndivo vakamagadzira? Chinhu chavo ichi and anoti nyoo hapana.
Zvakaendwaka naTshabangu last weekend, bit by bit he is going to deliver two thirds majority to the revolutionary party. Atova padhuze mukomana and maviri asara munoti haabudi imi? But chakatanga ndochakachenjedza, panext by-election vanaChibaya and crew will have to file as independent candidates, ndokunge pasina chimwe chitechnicality that is currently lurking in obscurity chinozongokandwa chiri chijoker like what happened last week at the very last minute. Akangoenda maconstituency makangoti vavava. One thing for sure is Zanu will get it’s two thirds majority by hook or crook, mark my words. That party is consolidating power by each ticking second, grabbing opportunities presented by their politically dull opponents by the neck. Voregerei havo kugohwesa pagedhi pasina munhu? Even team reChavo Chete Chete that is still in Parliament has been seriously subdued vangova vana yes sir yes ma’am for fear of being exposed and subsequently being recalled. We have all seen how reluctant, for lack of a better word, they are about resigning from the national assembly, hanzi tobviswa nevanhu vakatiisa, kkkkk. Huye bodo. What then becomes ironic is how they condemn the election hanzi it was a sham, woshaya kuti maanomalies acho emaelections anga ambori selective zvinengei. Haa kudya kunodiwa vakomana. Hwende the other day was trying to break down what MPs get from having that position in monetary terms, hanzi hapana nezvemari ini ndine yangu, kkkkk. This thing is all about power, and what one gets by wielding that power. Zvimwe zvese ritongoriwo drama chairo. If it wasn’t about the money, ma$40k loan aizotorwa here neveopposition takatarisa? Mutisvode mazvinzwa, hatisi vana venyu vamunonyepera, dziyai moto wembavha makatinyararira uko, musatisaiza. Strategic ambiguity zvakakona n’anga but hatichazivi kuti murapwa wacho aida here. Regai vamwe vachizoti Nero wacho iproject, but we don’t know hedu kuti yechii but haungorambeka uchingokanda zvimaverse while your house is on fire. Also, just the amount of vulnerability yeCCC exposed in all this fiasco makes one wonder kuti was there ever an opposition to start with. Mapombi is not that dull zvake but please explain to me how, with all Zanu’s shenanigans, known and unknown, Nero and whoever his advisors are fail to see the vulnerabilities in their own party, ndiudzeiwo hama dzangu mweya wangu uzorore. How do you dine with the devil without a big spoon? Do not get me wrong, I totally believe in the capabilities of young people, but let’s say nhasi CCC yadeedzwa kumanegotiations neZanu, kunomboenda ani chaizvo pane vari close to Chamisa? Ostallos naFadzi naTakudzwa Ngadziore versus vanaMutsvangwa, vana Bimha nanaChinamasa? Vana Prof Welsh nanaBiti varipo havo, hamuoniwo sekuti dzinotoita kunge ny’ambo zvadzo? The logic yaNero of sidelining madhara will forever be his biggest undoing, and it also exposes dictatorial tendencies. Zvine kakutonga nechibhakera so, because that’s practically removing everyone who has the capacity to criticize you or your style of leadership, replacing them with vasati vanyatsoibva mustruggle. I think we need another strong opposition to challenge the 3Cs. I think they are getting comfortable by being opposition. They are doing a good job in keeping Zanu PF on its toes but they also need to be kept on theirs ndokuti zvifambe. Chete hatina amwe maopposition, toti ani, Mwonzora, Madhuku, Chapman or ladies Valerio kana Sis Linda haa maDrama ega ega kkk.
Speaking of ladies, I was pained zvangu naShanty who is a victim of circumstances, and of a broken political ideology. She was supposed to make a comeback chero aisazodzokera zvake pahumayor, but due to pride zvakazongodhakwa—ehe pride because they could have negotiated naRoki and Chirairo tsoro yacho yotobuda. Hanzi nevamwe she lost because of Farai Chinobva who took the campaign in his hands accusing local leaders of belonging to Tshabangu. Mjolo wakaparira sure kkkk. But haa, kana kune munhu akadzidza lesson ndiRoki. Dzakangouya ndokudira mavhu muusavi vamwe vachida kuseva, ndokupihwa punishment plus good move, kkkk. Vanombozvida here vanhu vemumataundi zvemunhu anoita kunge anoputa madhaka. Chazvinonakidzira is that they would have used resources campaigning wowana electorate yakabhara ziro, kkkk, haa unoti chuzi. Tinongoti makorokoto kunaVaHwata, monyatsoita kuti zvifaye mumafull council meeting umo naManyanga naSharon handiti, vagari vakakumirirai.
Two thirds majority yauya nebhande iyi and the appetite to amend the constitution is already there and it’s very clear kuti that is where we are going. Materm limits anomover chete, ndopika namai vangu kudai. Chiri kuuya chibill manje manje and you will all be left confused vatoita zvavo zvavanoda naro bumbiro remutemo. Gore riya makangosara makati tuzu wani yatoammendwa and paya vaitesta paya. Ikozvino they will do yavanolover, hapana kwazvaimboenda nako. Inganhonga nhonga zvayo opposition mumaby-election umu but number ikangokwana you will notice. All this will die down, and the real Zanu strengthening will start happening zvekutodaro. Tshabangu pake akatosakura akazunza, haasisitorina dhiri, he is done for, tangofanana kana kuti ini nditori nani,kkkk.
Let me go ndindokanga maputi angu for lunch zvangu ndimwe mvura, mazuvano yakati bayai vanhu. Ko nhaimi VaHungwe varikupikowo former minister vepyschomotor? Varova chose. Ndavasuwa vese naformer VP vekunonokerwa naBhobho kuisa Dr Gire pachigaro munaNovember werimwe gore so paFreedom Square apoo, VaMphoko. Mboko imboko!