Zim politicians sipping from same mug

Ladies and gentlemen, events in East Africa’s Sudan are not pleasant at all as blood is spilt in the streets of Sudanese capital Khartoum with Africans at each other’s throats. Shame, who is breeding these civil wars for I have a strong feeling that the remote is somewhere overseas than in Africa, forgive me for going that far but ka saMai moyo wekubereka unopedzisira wadzimba. Yaa news filtering nekuno kuChitima is that Russia’s deadly Wagner which is wreaking havoc in Ukraine is involved in the conflict in Sudan where thousands of fellow Africans are trapped while the Europeans are organizing evacuation missions to save precious lives of their kith and kins, shame on them. Why and how would these people with ulterior motives and agendas sponsor conflicts between Africans only to fulfil the myth that the continent is home to famine, hunger and civil wars among other things. Europe is engulfed in proxy wars between the world’s bullies masquerading as Super Powers and why involve the continent in their murky issues as such.
Nxaaa, regai ndisiyane nenyaya dzekwevamwe and focus on our own troubles, so let me tell you kuti 1 million inonyorwa sei, Unobhara Ziro, wobhara Ziro, wobhara Ziro, wobheka koma, ahh kkkkk, if I could vote twice or thrice, I would vote out this clown we call our president. What is it with this guy maCDEs, I curse myself when I think that at some point I envied that guy when he was being victimised by our late Uncle Bob who was supposed to rule even vari pachikomo pavakazotadza kuenda kkkk. But zvataiitirwa nana Dr Amai, haa sometimes ndomboti Jenarari vakagona, nana Chipanga and this guy, Hamandishe wekuti Jah Love hachisi chinhu. Ndozoona what they brought about I begin to think kuti dai takangorega Gire wacho akatora maybe it was going to be better than what we are seeing. The RTGS which was once bragged to be the best in Africa is crumbling kunge matamba against the US$.
Do you think this guy will ever think of proclaiming the date for the 2023 harmonized elections which others would prefer to call watershed polls or is just thinking of zeros nekubheka Comma kkkk. He thinks tingatadza kunyora 1 million isu taigona kunyora matrillion in 2008. Hameno kuda that is the new way to counter inflation. Chete anything is possible muZimbabwe and ukanzwa votaura pamaRally chibva wazivawo kuti there is substance to it nyamba havangovhumuki ka vaya chero varova dzemuGreen House dzodhaka dziya vaite sei icho chaiva chikafu chana mukoma in the liberation struggle which birthed the new black majority bondage by a few fellow blacks.
Ladies and gentlemen, why has this whole issue of choosing prospective councillors, MPs, Senators and or even presidents been shrouded in mystery and controversy with quite a number of suspicious activities pointing to rigging and manipulation being on the rampage? I am beginning to realize that the way these political parties chose or elect their candidates is similar but what differs is the terminology involved with some calling it Primary while others prefer Candidate selection. In both cases, there are processes involved which if one takes a closer look at would realize how the ordinary voter be it the Cell or is a citizen coz CCC is yet to talk of structures all point to the same conclusion that the choice of the leaders of those very political parties. Kkkk nhasi zvangu chazviparira nemaNerorists, havadi kutaurwa pavanoresva kkkk, hanzi ingotaurai zveZanu chete, manje in ndiri gentlemen handivanze. Imi, Yellow C way of choosing candidates is exactly the same neZanu PF yacho nxaaa. It reminds me of the yester years when Nero was organizing secretary weMDC during the late Tsvangirai’s leadership would say ‘Chiitiro cheZanu icho chinja’ and then he would be referring to anyone disputing the general consensus. After Forever Zimbabwe Associates (FAZ) believed to be a Civic Society Organization (CSO) while at the same time a company owned by the cheap nylon-clad guys did their rigging well, the results instead of being announced at respective polling stations as has been the norm, were stopped from being announced before they are rallied to the Politburo and Bimha nechikomba chaMonica assumed total control over the results. After that akazobuda achisviniwa semasese e7 malanga kkk. As if that was not enough, CCC as the biggest opposition could not be outdone by their rivals and their selection also followed similar steps which saw the prospective candidates nominated going for further scrutiny in Harare just like what ZANU PF did. Yaa vakafanana vanhu ava and vanoratidza kuti vakamwa pazamu rimwe not knowing kuti raMbuya Nehanda here or nderani but vakayamwa pane rakafanana. In all cases, the ordinary voter’s choice is in doubt especially when the results are withheld and one won’t even know if there may be cases of manipulation on the final outcome and thus their input will be insignificant to say the least.
Right, let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, we are actually on our own, these politicians vatori kubasa, they are working for their families vachitogadzira nhaka while we cry. Hakuna hurumende inokudiridzira garden, kana mange musingazivi, that’s the honest truth. Kana muchifunga kuti ndonyepa let’s change the government in August muone, yeah asi izvo zvakanakawo we need new thieves, new liars, new gold mafias kkk, I can imagine team dzana Chibaya from Midlands dzichiita takeover the Machete gangs kkkkk, mirai muone kana muchiti ndonyepa. Imagine Chibaya otomuka ari Mudha haayas.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi, let me hasten to say, ndange ndichitamba zvangu CCC and Zanu PF are never the same. But zvikafamba mushe tingangoenda kumaelection tisisina first lady. Yes I mean it, I heard all is not well in the first family and recently the Croc was locked nana Tsano for the whole night in company of the twins and Dr Amai who had gone to Bulawayo kuZITF had to rush back kkkkk. Remember Dr Amai has the support yevakomana and I am sure we are on another petticoat government. Haa chatakatadzira vekumatenga chikuru sure.
Anyway, winter is coming, those with extra clothes, jerseys and blankets should wash them nicely because soon I will be calling for you to bring them, of coz not kuno kuChitima, I will tell you soon where to bring them so that I distribute them to the needy. We should spare a thought for our loved ones who are underprivileged in our societies and give them kwete kuita pillow yemaJuzi in this era. Ndopega pandaidira Mphoko ipapa, aidai aakutomhanya mhanya nemaIncubators totodziirwa zvedu mudzimba umu kkkk. Iye akazodiiko nemwana wake uya aida Tinashe Mugabe, Mboko Imbok!!!