Mapombi
is back again ndichiti mufaro kwamuri kumativi mana enyika. Kotsvo paZion,
Shalom paFOG fire apo. These so called man of cloth never cease to amaze
Mapombi. Hapanawo here anokwanisa kutaura against the ills and rot in our
country. Nyika yotsva here makatarisa nhai baba Guti, Mutendi, Magaya,
Makandiwa nemi vaWutawunashe. Hosiah Chipanga uriko here uko. VaMukanya makati
nyika yataichemera nhasi yava mamvemve. We are in trouble and nyika yoenda
kumawere. I do not know how we have found ourselves in this situation. Munoreva
here vana veZimbabwe kuti tingatambiswa nhova nemunhu umwe chete, one paranoid
man. Where are the heroes of today? Job Sikhala where are you? It is time you
stand up and fight for your people. Chamisa chii chiri kukumisa kuti upe vana
veZimbabwe a signal. You promised to give us a signal but all you have done
thus far is hide in your shell and we wonder if the signal is ever coming.
Tsviyo tsviyo mukoma Dhagi muriko here uko kkkkk. Hanzi maifunga kuti
hamudzingiki but murikupera one one. Mwonzora chawakaitirwa naChamisa chakaoma.
But what do we know hedu isu vana Mapombi. Regai zvizhakane.
I hear
there was a fake doctor in one of our major hospitals and I wonder how this
could be possible. Shuwa shuwa here kuita experiment with people’s lives
muchidaro varume. How can a fake doctor practice for six months without anyone
noticing? This goes to show that no one cares anymore. Chero hwindi anogona
kungouya kuzorapa vanhu achitoita maoperation kkkkk. Tipei maserious imi vanhu.
But since everything is fake in this country why should we be shocked by fake
doctors. We have fake Dr Chiwenga, fake Dr Gire, fake Chamisa, fake ED and I
mean fake everything. No one gives a shit about the other person. Yangova indodha
siyazibonela hameno kana ndagona Ndex yacho. I don’t blame the guy because he
came wanting to help our people because the so called doctors vanga vari on
strike. The fake doctor decided to do something about it. At least let us give
him the credit yekuita stand up and do something. Most of us are good at
criticizing heee ED atadza heee Chamisa this and that but hapana kana ane
maguts to stand up and do something. Teachers are on strike and would you blame
a fake teacher anouya oti anoda hake kudzidzisa kkkkk. Vasingazivi
ngavadzidziswe. A lot of people believe that what we are witnessing are the
signs for the last days of Robert Mugabe ahhh sorry I mean Emmerson Dambudzo.
Let me assure the nation that ED is not going anywhere and he is going to win
in 2023 without breaking even a sweat. Ko ED angavhundutswa nekeduChamisa here
kkkkk. Pane vandabata apa. Tiri tese here vana vesangano kkkk. If you are there
repeat after me “Pamberi nemusangano unotonga” kkkk.
So I
heard that the lands commission has been doing rounds in the country visiting
all urban councils and was in town recently. If these guys are serious then
many heads will roll because I’m reliably informed they opened a bucket not can
of worms paMasvingo City Council. Mapamula hama yangu uri safe here kkkkkkkk?
This visit will surely expose the rot at Urban Councils where corruption, looting
and vested political interests have been rampant costing residents’ quality
service delivery while some few individuals benefit. This cancer must be tamed
before it quickly spreads to Rural District Councils. Hopefully there won’t be
sacred cows and a catch and release because this has been the norm especially
on land scandals which suck in Zanu PF bigwigs. Lands Commission I’m warning
you, don’t sweep this under the carpet. Ini Mapombi mungandiona ndinouyapo
paKanzuru ipapo kuzokurura nguwo. I heard kuti vana Housing Director mukoma
Nzvura havana kana stand imwe iri muzita ravo kkkk, deputy housing director Cde
Mandi vakatorawo yavo stand kuEastvale uko pasina kana kubhadhara kana kobiri.
VaChiteme hanzi vakangoita abhurakadhabhura kwakutopihwa zvavo stand for a
service station in Rujeko. Ko vanonzi Madzibaba Reginai vakangokanda nhombo
everyone ototi amen baba kkkk. Hanziwo Manyanga akapihwa stand kwakutengesa
akatenga combi nerimwe ziBenz hameno ndere gore ripi kkk. Pakaora pakanzuru apo
regai zvedu isu vana Mapombi timirire report yacho.
Dear
readers do you remember mumwe muchinda achiti the voice of the people is the
voice of God? He said I am a listening President but Mapombi is here to tell
you that Emmerson does not have ears at all. He does not listen to anyone.
Ndiri kuona hangu twumwe twuchiti pwetere pwetere hanzi heee toda kuita
anti-sanctions gala. Have you guys lost your minds? Can someone come here and
explain how sanctions are really hurting ini zvangu Mapombi kuno kuChitima. The
only sanction which is hurting us is Zanu PF and its thievery culture. The
country is bleeding due to corruption. Why do you cry to play with someone asingadi
kutamba nesu. Tambai neChina yenyu yamakada please. Siyanai naTrump atoriwo
nezvake zviri kumunetsa. Remember America is having its elections on November 4
and Mapombi is confident Trump will win again. Joe Biden is close yes but the
Donald will be voted for because he will make America Great Again. Trump does
not care what is happening on this part of the country saka zvenyu zvekuti
anti-sanctions gala itai mega. We know the truth and you will not lie to us
anymore. You can lie to your shallow youth but not Mapombi. Zanu PF is
responsible for this mess and it is only Zanu PF which can get us out of it by
arresting corruption, implementing the electoral reforms, respect human rights,
and observe the constitution among others. Mr President, your people and you
are the ones who have caused the suffering of God’s people. Shamhu yamucharohwa
nayo kana adzika Mikairi in minzwa inobaya. SADC please tell Zanu PF to
implement the reforms kwete kungoti masanctions abve pasina chaitwa. Stop
protecting this dictator and tell him the truth. No reforms no deal.
No
amount of dancing or singing can ever remove the sanctions. Why can’t ED and
SADC introspect and see why the sanctions are there in the first place. What do
you expect when soldiers shoot down innocent civilians in the streets in broad
day light? What do you expect when people are arrested for standing up for
their rights? What do you expect when people are killed for demanding their
freedom? We want a free country which you promised us iwe ED. You took over
power and promised to usher in a new dispensation and we all ululated. Where
are all those things that you promised us? We had so much hope and little did
we know that kubatwa kumeso. We cannot keep crying about sanctions varume. If
you feel there are sanctions then make the necessary changes so that they can
be removed. Izvi zvenyu zvekuti munopembera because SADC has said it will
support the fight for the removal of sanctions ndezvekupenga. America will not
be moved by SADC’s solidarity. Where was SADC when our people were being killed
at 30 degree angle by the army? Where was SADC when our people were being
abducted and tortured by the regime? SADC shut up and forever maintain your
peace. We do not want your help because you are just there to defend this
brutal regime. Sanctions will always be there until Zanu PF realizes that they
need to repent. Unondinzwa here iwe Mthuli Ncube musoro bhangu. I have said
enough regai zvangu ndinokanga maputi angu for lunch. Mapombi is out. Mboko
imboko.
