Kugocha kunoda kwe Zanu?

Ndakambokuudzai Ladies and gentlemen kuti in 2017 takapurudzira n’anga inobata mai mukati ndinonyepa, now look what is happening. But to be honest, I ululated when we removed uncle Bob, kutambisa mhururu zvangu nxaaa. Let me rant my frustration over the continued capture of our judiciary by these self-proclaimed liberators who have now decided to place themselves above the laws of the land. How on Earth can the laws of the land be applied selectively along political ideologies? Haaa everything is upside down, ummm had I known in 2017 I should not have ululated on the removal from office of Uncle Robert by these democracy champions who pretended to be ‘saving the revorution’ nxaaa hapana zviripo makumbo enyoka apa. Manje handisi kuzonyarara until you let go of Marry and release Wiwa and his colleagues. But I have tried to ask those professors and doctors I see kuno kuchitima vachitenga madomasi kuti varume ava vakapra ipi chaizvo but I haven’t found an answer upto now. I know you are shocked kuti maProfesor anozotenga madomasi kuchitima, yes they come and look around vachitsvaka akawanda just like anybody else and demanding bhasera kkkk. That is the situation we have in our country, education is nolonger something to be proud of. Magrade seven vari kudya because ndovanoita chikorokoza while the fundi are busy with books which do not pay xem.
So they have decided to silence the only man who can challenge the status quo with action not speeches hee. It’s in the DNA, that’s why JUDAH JONGWE went down, imo mujeri imomu.. What kind of a state is this Zimbabwe plunging into? Only those behind the capture of other arms of state like judiciary and legislature would be in a position to answer. i know zanu loyalists are saying HH kuZambia is arresting opponents for insulting him, that’s backward I agree but at least Kwacha is gaining value, atori nekasomething touchable than here. I feel pity for Job, hope he still has his belly coz I know hakuna kana chikafu. Hakutorina chekunyima chacho kkkkk. I hea r they have poisoned him.Ndizvo zvamurikumunyimira bail here kuti muwane kupondera musaga? Siyanai naye Job imi maJudah, momuponderei, kkk ndenge ndafunga kuZion kwaMambo Nhemiya.
But let me take this opportunity to warn this young men called Ostallos, the way he is torching limelit mmmm, vanomutsvakira sooon. The young men is exactly Nero’s replica during his time under Tsvangirai thats why he was handpicked for VP paya. Ana Welsh beware mufana ari kuuya hot anotora chimuti soon. I think that young man should be the spokesp[erson because he can articulate issues well and has respect to the media kwete Fadzi who is always said not to be available for comment and when she does, she doesn’t comment. Pamberi naOstallos kkk. I want to practise to call him VP kkkkk, he deserve, especially in the absence of Wiwa kudai.
I used to think kugocha kunoda kwaamai kwemwana kunodzima moto is just one of those useless saying we were forced to cram at primary school but it now begins to make sense. I heard our listening president missed the only chance to make the illegal sanction imposed on Zimbabwe be removed kkkk. Hanzi he shook hands with the author of sanctions Tony Blair himself. Our president is really courageous, meeting one of satan’s kids and shake hands with him? Regai vachinzi vakawisa chitima, vane zvivindi baba vedu. Heya kugocha kunoda kweZanu nhai? It’s good when Zanu PF cdes pose for pictures with the whites because its reengagement but when the same is done by the opposition its asking for sanctions. So whites are kids of Satan? Do two walk together unless they made an appointment? Whatever term is used to sanitize the meeting, just swallow your pride and desist from primitive way of doing politics and start talking ideas and ideologies. hapana asingade murungu, ini Mapombi I wish to be married nemurungu ini, who doesn’t? If it’s that easy to ask for sanctions at meetings then I guess our president asked for their removal when he met Blair. But I think uncle Bob is turning in his grave, he hated that man kusvika mumongo, hanzi naTambaoga the Blair that I know is a toilet kkkk. Iye aripiko, ndasuwaRambai Makashinga song kkkk. Takaramba taksahinga since then and nothing has changed, please if anyone sees him ask him kuti toshinga kusvika papi kkk. But on a more serious note, please tell the president that posing for pictures with football legends and the likes doesn’t bring food on our tables; he has to stop that with immediate effect, Hatizvidiii.
I guess it’s now easy for ED now that Gogo is nomore and he has pocketed Blair tochimboona kuti zvofamba sei kkkk, handiti we have been told countless times kuti masanctions are causing all this looting and corruption as well as human rights abuses, arrests of political opponents, stifling the media, harassing journalists and capture of state institutions. All this is because of sanctions kkkk, haa ngaabviswe tione vakamira kuba kkk. You finally met Blair and presented your sanctions issue and the whole nation awaits the response or outcome of the meeting and if you fail then you need to stop talking about them at rallies.
What is this I heard about brand Zimbabwe what what, chimbori chii chaizvo asi. I just heard it was launched to market Zimbabwe. Haa mapolicies tinochinja but they are failing to yield any result. 100 percent ocal content chakabuda hapana, kwakauya indegenisation policy, nothing came out, kunoti Zim ASSERT BLUE print, nothing materialised, Zimbabwe Open for busssines hakauna chinhu, reengagement drive luto, now Brand Zimbabwe kkkkkk hpana chinobuda that’s just cheap talk. Musatinyaudze imi.
Can anyone enlighten me, when is that medication bill Limpopo MEC said would send to murume wasisi Philanthropist? We are waiting to hear about that. If someone is close to her please tell her kuti ngaasaita semapoliticians edu aya who are just good at talking and no action. Hope people are being attended to as usual in the hospitals after all those utterances by the MEC.
What is happening with the presidential rural poultry project? Pedu paChitima apa tingoriwo muruzevha why isati yasviika. We have bush toilets, we drink from the river, we bath and wash there, and so can we say tiri mutown? Koi iye Mboko akatanga nezvitiyo aripiwo. What happened to his son who was arrested? Has anyone heard from Mr Ibbu, this Matemadanda guy is too quiet. Hanzi handivati dzikabata ndisina kuita slogan yeZanu PF, iyezvino uripi? ZANU CHIWORORO. I miss the likes of Sekeramayi, Mutasa and the farm manager Joseph Made kkkkk. Chero vana mai vese vakati nyararei these days kkk. Mboko imboko !!!