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State of Public Service Delivery: A Peep Into 2021 Auditor-General Report

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The audit reports issued by the Auditor-General (AG) serve as an essential public expenditure document that tracks government (local and national) expenses to ensure optimum public finance management (PFM).
These reports also serve as an evaluation tool for internal control mechanisms within the public sector which will in turn stimulate good governance through enhancing efficiency, transparency, and accountability in the use of public funds.
This column, therefore, succinctly reviews the latest 2021 OAG report on Local Authorities (LAs) specifically focusing on City Councils, with the main intention of identifying governance, service delivery, employment, revenue management, and procurement issues raised by the AG as well as giving insights on the implication of these on the welfare of residents.
Brief Context
The Office of the Auditor-General (OAG) is an independent office established under the Audit Office Act (Chapter 22:18). This office is charged with the primary oversight role of ensuring accountability within the three (3) arms of Government.
The Public Finance Management Act [Chapter 22:19] and the Audit Office Act [Chapter 22:18], direct the Auditor General (AG) to prepare and submit not later than the 30th of June in each year, a report on the outcome of an examination and audit of the financials prepared by the government and its entities. As such the OAG report provides the Auditor-General’s opinion on the validity and reliability of an entity’s financial statements.
2021 OAG Findings
For 2021, the OAG managed to audit the financial books of only four (4) City Councils: Kadoma (2018), Masvingo (2020), Mutare (2020), and Victoria Falls (2020). The findings are discussed below.

1. Business Continuity

The concept of going concern in business accounting is an assumption that an entity will not be forced to halt its operations in the immediate term and will not liquidate its assets. In simple terms, the entity is expected to operate for the foreseeable future.
However, the AG report registered concern about the business continuity of City Councils. For example, Kadoma City Council was operating without a documented disaster recovery policy. Data back-ups were reportedly being done on-site using external hard drives but there was no evidence of monitoring and checks on whether onsite backups were being done consistently. As such, business continuity may be compromised which may greatly affect residents who rely on Council services.

2. Violation of Procurement Procedures

The Auditor-General unearthed violations of procurement procedures and processes by some of the four (4) City Councils that submitted books for audit in the year under review. For instance, a local contractor was contracted by Mutare City Council and paid about US$3.26 million in 2010 to construct the Dangamvura water pipeline.
But to date, the pipeline is yet to be completed. As a result of such irregular procurement processes, local authorities may incur financial losses and misappropriation of assets. Also, residents will suffer prejudice from delays in the completion of life-changing projects.

3. Poor Revenue Collection

Many local authorities continue to increase rates charged to residents instead of broadening their tax base by improving efficiency in revenue collections. The latter brings relief to residents while increasing revenue for quality service delivery.
For example, the AG indicated that Kadoma City Council failed to obtain sales schedules from brewers to ascertain the exact amount of beer levies to collect from breweries within its jurisdiction as per the Traditional Beer Act.
The Masvingo City Council failed to maintain the security items register for business licenses issued. These business licenses were neither serialized nor had other security features. All this promotes fraudulent activities and compromises service delivery for residents.

4. Inventory
Management

Inventory management is the process of ordering, storing, and using an entity’s stock like raw materials, work-in-progress, and final products. A lack of effective stock management might cause an overflow of stock which is difficult to manage, a challenge being faced by some local authorities in Zimbabwe.
For instance, the OAG found that Kadoma City Council did not have records for expired drugs and damaged inventory. Ironically, this inventory was stored in the same warehouse as the current stock and was not separated from the rest of the stock. In the end, the Council may issue expired drugs to patients or may overstate its stock by including obsolete inventory.

5. Asset Valuation and Registers

The AG’s audit report highlighted that some City Councils are not properly registering as well as valuing their assets. It was established that Masvingo City Council (MCC) had property, plant, and equipment (PPE) with a carrying amount of ZWL88.9 million but asset valuation was last undertaken in 2011. The Council did not assess the economically useful life of the PPE contrary to international public sector accounting standards (IPSAS).
Also, MCC failed to maintain a comprehensive asset register showing acquisition dates for its assets and did not have an asset management policy. As for Mutare, the Council did not assess its properties for impairment despite evidence of the walls, trusses, and ceilings of its properties falling out. All of these cases may result in safety risks to Council tenants, misappropriation of assets, and materially misstated financial statements.

6. Segregation of Duties

Generally, segregating duties is considered the best technique for minimizing risks internally. This is because, with the segregation of duties, the risk of fraud or error will be reduced as all workers involved get access control and limitations.
However, almost all city councils covered in the 2021 AG’s report were not segregating duties among employees. For instance, Kadoma City Council had an IT administrator also working as the Human Resources Officer responsible for senior payroll because it failed to fill the vacant post.
The AG also established that there was no segregation of duties between the revenue function and systems administration function at Masvingo City Council. The lack of segregation of duties may result in financial losses due to overriding of controls.

7. Residential Stands

Zimbabwe is facing acute housing shortages with government estimates showing that the nation has a backlog of two (2) million housing units. Yet, local authorities are failing to develop, manage, and account for residential stands.
For example, Masvingo City Council did not have a master record clearly showing opening balances, new creations, allocations during the year, and closing balances of residential stands.
The case is the same for Mutare City Council which was operating without a land bank register to account for its land reserves. Resultantly, poor accounting of land reserves & residential stands causes misappropriation of land, dual allocations of stands, and serious misstatement of financial books.

8. Water Management

Zimbabwe’s Constitution identifies access to clean, safe, and potable water as a human right. It is also crucial in the realization of other human rights like the right to a clean and safe environment. Despite all this, City Councils are failing to provide safe water to communities.
For instance, Masvingo City Council is failing to supply adequate portable water as it relies on a water treatment plant that was commissioned 50 years ago. In Mutare, the Council had no bulk water meters to record water distribution and identify water losses between the pumping point and consumption point.
The aging water infrastructure and limited resources to acquire electronic devices to detect underground leakages by many Councils are also leading to excessive water losses. This is forcing residents to use unprotected water sources thereby exposed to waterborne diseases like cholera and typhoid.

9. Health Provision

Residents depend on social services provided by local authorities. As such, these local authorities should ensure the delivery of quality and affordable social services like health care all the time. However, the OAG report established that services provided by many Councils are of poor quality.
For example, Kadoma City Council had one (1) operational ambulance which made it difficult to attend to all ambulance requests on time. At the same Council, the AG unearthed acute shortages of medical drugs, especially for chronic illnesses like tuberculosis (TB), epilepsy, and psychiatric in which patients are not allowed to default in taking medication.
In conclusion, local governments have proximity to ordinary citizens compared to the central government. As such, they are expected to always have increased operational efficiency to ensure the delivery of quality and affordable social services.
Therefore, if Zimbabwe is to attain its aspirations of stable, inclusive, and sustainable economic growth and development as espoused in the National Development Strategy (NDS), strengthening PFM systems in local authorities must take center stage.

John P. Maketo is the Programmes Manager, Zimbabwe Coalition on Debt and Development (ZIMCODD) and Acting Fight Inequality
Alliance Zimbabwe Coordinator and writes in his personal capacity. John is a Public Debt Management & Economic Justice analyst and can be contacted on email: john.maketo@fightinequality.org or
jpmaketo@gmail.com

Mashava accident claims three, injures seven

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Perpetua Murungweni

Three people died in a fatal road accident that occurred at the 42 km peg (Mashva) along Masvingo-Mbalabala road yesterday on August 8, 2023.
Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP) confirmed the accident on their official X handle formerly known as (Twitter) and said the vehicle veered off the road and overturned after a tyre burst.
“A front right tyre of the Nissan Caravan Vehicle burst resulting in the vehicle veering off the road before overturning several times and landing on its left side,” reads the post
The vehicle had 10 passengers on board, three died and seven others were injured. The bodies of the deceased were taken to Masvingo provincial hospital for postmortem while the injured were admitted for treatment at the same hospital.
Meanwhile, Police in Harare are investigating a road traffic accident that happened on the same day August 8, 2023, involving a Toyota Hiace Kombi where 12 people were injured. The kombi was driving against one-way traffic, overturned and landed on its roof along Robert Mugabe road.

Human skeleton found in Mwenezi

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Faith Duri

A human skeleton was recently discovered in Mwenezi by game scouts who were on patrol in Chinyawada area, Nuanetsi Ranch.
Masvingo Provincial Spokesperson Kudakwashe Dhehwa confirmed the incident and said investigations were underway
Sources said on September 3 2023 around 1600hrs a man called Kudakwashe Cephas (27) of village 6 Mandizvidza area under Chief Bere saw a human skull under a Mopani tree in Chinyawada area Nuanetsi Ranch whilst he was on patrol.
He later saw the remaining bones of the skeleton 15metres away from the Mopani tree where he saw the skull.
The case was reported at Mwenezi police station and the bones were taken to a pathologist for post mortem.
People are now waiting for the post mortem results from the pathologist.

Woman arrested for attempting to kill son

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Yeukai Munetsi

MIDLANDS – In a horrific incident that left people in Zvishavane shell-shocked, a woman was arrested for attempting to kill her two year old son by stabbing him on the stomach and left him battling for his life over an undisclosed reason.
Midlands Police spokesperson, Inspector Emmanuel Mahoko confirmed the incident and urged members of the public to make use of the police’s community relations and liaison offices at police stations if they have issues that they cannot disclose to the relatives.
“We urge members of the public to make use of the ZRP Community relations and liaisons offices which are found at every police station when they have issues they feel they can not disclose to relatives and friends to avoid such incidents,” Mahoko said.
The incident happened on September 5 2023 around 0800 hours in Highlands residential area, Zvishavane, where the accused Mildness Mukoshori (38) came back from work and took her 2-year-old son from the kitchen to the bedroom where she stabbed him with a kitchen knife on the stomach.
Jeremiah Mutunhira who also stays at Mukoshori’s residence heard the baby crying unusually and rushed to check if everything was okay.
He discovered that Mukoshori’s bedroom door was locked from inside and he force opened it only to find the baby lying in a pool of blood and his mother standing beside him.
Matter was reported to the police and Mukoshori was arrested and taken to court where she was remanded in custody for further trial
The baby was admitted at Gweru Provincial Hospital by the time of writing.

Hwende eyes vehicle as exit package

Beatific Gumbwanda

CHIREDZI– The outgoing Chiredzi Town Council Chairperson Alderman Gibson Hwende, who lost in Chiredzi Central Constituency is reportedly lobbying newly elected councilors to resolve that he gets the Toyota GD6 single cab vehicle that he was using, as consolation like what his predecessor, Francis Moyo did in 2018.

Alderman Hwende whose hopes of getting to Mt Hampden was cut short by his deputy, Ropafadzo Makumire, is allegedly trying to convince newly elected councilors, especially from the opposition to pass a resolution that allows him to keep the vehicle he has been using as council Chairman.

He seem to be forgetting that when he was sworn into Office in 2018, he said he had no interest in having a vehicle as Chairman after Moyo’s departure with the vehicle having raised public concerns, and pleaded with council to buy him a bicycle for his itineraries around the local authority’s jurisdiction which however did not come to pass after he was given a vehicle two years after taking oath.

Contacted for comment, Hwende, indicated that there was a circular from the Minister of Local Government that allowed the local authority to make a resolution for all the Chairpersons and Mayors across the country to get vehicles.

“It is in the conditions of service that I should exit with that vehicle which the minister approved through a circular. I am yet to get mine like what other Chairpersons and Mayors have done across the country.

“I am still weighing options whether I should take the offer or not but procedurally I am supposed to get that vehicle,” said Hwende.

One of the councilors who refused to be named said Hwende is dearly in need of the vehicle and was trying to influence them to pass that resolution.

“He is trying his best to influence us to pass that resolution which unfortunately will not go the way he thinks it will because he failed to convince the last council,” said the councilor.

When asked for comment, Makumire who was Vice Chairperson said the circular existed but they refused to pass the resolution saying it was going to cripple the local authority.

”That circular from the Minister existed but as councilors we refused to pass a resolution which is a requirement for him to get that vehicle because we felt that it will affect service provision as council would need to channel money for the purchase of another vehicle,” said Makumire.

Chiredzi Residents and Ratepayers Association (CHIRRA) Chairperson Jonathan Muusha, said Hwende was not supposed to get the vehicle like what Moyo did.

“As residents, we don’t agree that the vehicle that was bought with proceeds from land sale be given to the outgoing chairperson.  CTC has no vehicles and it would cost residents that every five years they need buy a new vehicle for the Chairman.

“The circular from the ministry is clear, when council sees it fit, so as it stands our council is constrained,” said Muusha.

United Chiredzi Residents and Ratepayers Association (UCHIRRA) Advocacy officer, Constance Chikumbo also shared the same view with Muusha and indicated that they don’t want to face another ‘Frango saga’.

“It’s not possible. We are not having another Frango incident again,” she said.

Gibson Hwende who was recently conferred the alderman status served as ward one councilor for a decade before deciding to run for the constituency post before he was disqualified by  CCC in the primaries before contesting as  independent and garnered 676 votes while the preferred candidate Makumire got 12 342 and Francis Moyo getting 7 832 votes.

Zanu PF bigwigs second wives into council women’s quota

Perpetua Murungweni

MASVINGO – In a shameless and embarrassing move, Zanu PF bigwigs in Masvingo province have proved wrong the former national war vets chair Jabulani Sibanda who once claimed that power is not sexually transmitted after they seconded their wives to take up the women quota seats in local authorities that were recently created in order to increase women participation in both politics and development.
Sibanda once claimed during the height of Zanu PF factional wars that power is never sexually transmitted when the former President Robert Mugabe seemed like he wanted his wife Grace to take over from him.
However, Mugabe must be turning in his grave now as investigations by TellZim revealed that some senior Zanu PF members in Masvingo province have influenced the appointment of their wives through the women quota system for local authorities.
Deputy Minister of finance and economic development Clemence Chiduwa who is the newly elected Zaka South MP and Zaka District Coordinating Committee (DCC) chairperson respectively, has his wife, Fungai Maregedze appointed into Zaka RDC through the women quota slots.
Chiduwa was co-opted into the provincial executive in 2019 after his bid to contest for the then Zaka East constituency hit a brick wall after he failed to meet the selection criteria. He was then later co-opted into the provincial executive after lobbying and subsequently made it to Parliament through by-election following the death of Casper Gumbwanda.
It is alleged that Chiduwa used his powerful DCC position to influence the appointment of his wife to become councilor through the quota system.
Chief Nhema, born Rangarirayi Bwawanda, now senator and a staunch Zanu PF stalwart is also alleged to have influenced the selection of his wife Portia Gwese as a councilor at Zaka RDC through the women quota system. The bootlicking Chief Nhema, of course unthoughtfully and unreasonably, once promised President Emmerson Mnangagwa five million votes from Zaka alone during the run up to elections yet the whole district and country had about 800 000 and 6.6 million registered voters respectively.
In Chiredzi Town Council, one of the three elected councilors Sekai Njanjure is former Chiredzi Town council Chairperson and Zanu PF losing candidate for Chiredzi Central Francis Moyo’s sister in-law (Younger sister to his wife) whilst in Masvingo District, Masvingo West MP and former Minister of State Ezra Chadzamira’s wife also made it into Masvingo RDC through the women quota.
Investigations by TellZim revealed that nepotism and corruption allegations were some of the key reasons that saw Moyo being rejected by the electorate in Chiredzi Central Constituency because Zanu PF members who were more senior felt cheated and instigated ‘bhora musango’.
In Chivi District, a husband and wife will be in council chambers after Jacob Magando was elected in Ward 25 while his wife Fungai Chinjekure got in through women’s quota.
Many ordinary people who spoke to TellZim condemned the level of nepotism saying Zanu PF has completely ruined a noble idea by government which was meant to empower and increase women participation in both politics and development of local communities as the opportunity is now being used by powerful politicians for self-aggrandizement.
Zanu PF provincial chairperson Robson Mavhenyengwa said there was nothing amiss about big wigs wives getting into council saying each one used his or her party card membership to get into positions.
“There is nothing wrong with that, all those women who won used their membership to get in positions. They simply applied or contested and if they qualify what is wrong with that. At national level we have the Mutsvangwas (Chris and Monica) who both hold bigger positions and are very active in in the party and government,” said Mavhenyengwa.
Analysts condemned nepotism saying it disadvantages women with potential who want to take up these leadership positions as those that are related to the powerful ones get first preference.
Political commentator Dr Wellington Gadzikwa said though there are no laws that prohibits couples from getting into positions of influence, morally it was not good and promotes corruption.
“There is no law that prohibits couples from occupying those positions, however, under normal circumstances it should not be allowed because it promotes corruption. There are a number of capable people even in Zanu PF who could occupy those positions even better. So it shows that it’s no longer about serving people but access to resources,” Dr Gadzikwa said.
In a move aimed at increasing women’s representation in local authorities, the government introduced the women’s quota system which has seen women elected into council through proportional representation.
The Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) introduced women’s quota in local authorities as calculated figures representing 30percent of the total members of each local authority for the purpose of reserving them for women party-list councilors in accordance of the section 277 (4) of the constitution.
A total 73 women have since been elected into nine local authorities in Masvingo province. Bikita RDC has 10, Gutu RDC 12, Chivi RDC 10, Mwenezi RDC 5, Zaka RDC 10, Masvingo RDC 11, Masvingo City Council 3, Chiredzi RDC and Chiredzi Town Council have 10 and 2 respectively.
Out of the total 73, CCC has 21 and Zanu-PF got 52 slots.

Jostle for Masvingo mayorship begins

. . . As 9 CCC councilors submit CVs for the top post

Brighton Chiseva

MASVINGO – Jostling for the position of Masvingo City Mayor has begun with nine out of 10 councilors elected through the ballot during the August 23 harmonized elections are said to be vying for the top post.
All the nine are from main opposition party Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) and have since submitted their resumes to the party headquarters for consideration.
Those who submitted their resumes are Sabina Chikwangwani (Ward 1), Shantiel Chiwara (Ward 2), Maxwell Madhuna (Ward 3), Alec Tabee (Ward 4), Daniel Mberikunashe (Ward 5), Wilstaff Sitemere (Ward 6), Tafara Masimba (Ward 7), Richard Musekiwa (Ward 8) and Bernard Muchokwa (Ward 9).
TellZim news analyzed these councilors and realized they all possess different qualities, strengths and weaknesses which may work to their advantage, or against in as far as landing the mayoral position is concerned.

Masvingo Municipality ward 2 Shantiel Chiwara

Chikwangwani and Chiwara may sail through if the gender card comes to play. These are two greenhorns who have very little experience not only in politics but even working experience. It will be a total disservice to the residents of Masvingo Urban if CCC chooses one of these two to be at the helm for the next five years.
Of course Chiwara has better education qualifications as she is studying for a Master’s degree in Business Administration (MBA), but her record shows that she is very inexperienced politically. In terms of work experience, she worked as a Customer Service Officer at Steward Bank and is now a bank teller at POSB. It is very important to always consider gender in order to empower women and youths but experience should be considered as well.
Sources in CCC party however, told TellZim News that Chiwara has very strong connections at party headquarters and her backers are already working on convincing their president Nelson Chamisa to name her as the party’s preferred candidate for the mayoral position.
“There was chaos in Ward 2’s CCC WhatsApp group when a member announced that Shantiel will be the next mayor for Masvingo City as residents condemned the decision saying she was inexperienced to lead the city. However, people seemed to have been whipped into line and they are now saying if she is the one seconded by the party they will accept her,” said one CCC member from Ward 2.
The Chiwaras seem to have lucky charm or probably they have strong connections in the opposition party because Shantiel’s father once landed a deputy mayor position during 2013-2018 term despite him being the least educated then. Therefore, it is not surprising if Shantiel is seconded by the party, the same manner she became the candidate for the Ward under controversial circumstances. If CCC decides to consider gender balancing then Chikwangwani or Chiwara should battle it out for the deputy mayor position.
Madhuna might have submitted his resume for mere formality because he lacks what it takes to lead the city notwithstanding that he is one of the most loyal opposition members. Madhuna held several positions in MDC led by the late Morgan Tsvangirai before joining CCC during its inception.
Tabe is said to be positioning himself for the top post and sources from CCC said he is also lobbying through some influential national members he is related to. He was in the previous council having won the ticket through the March 26, 2022 by-elections. In terms of educational qualifications, Tabe has a National certificate and a National Diploma in Human Resource Management. He also has a degree in transport and logistics from GZU and several awards. Tabe was also the Provincial Administrator of the MDC-T party during the inclusive government. He has experience in leadership but it is up to the party to then decide.
Mberikunashe is the most sober councilor and it won’t be surprising if his party second him to become the next mayor. His educational qualifications are not impressing as he only has O’ Level passes and Class 1 welding certificate. But in terms of composure and humility, Mberikunashe is the best. Having served two terms in council, Mberikunashe might have the requisite experience and good working relations with the management which might make him the most suitable for the job. His biggest undoing is that it is said he is related to Chamisa and many people may overlook his qualities and allege nepotism.
Ward 6’s Sitemere is another suitable candidate for the mayoral position. Sitemere is known for hardworking during his time as the MDC-T Masvingo provincial chairperson. He worked hard for the party and is well experienced. It will not be surprising if CCC chooses him to be the next mayor of Masvingo. Despite him being generally a short tempered guy, he is very much experienced.

Masvingo Municipality ward 9 councillor Tafara Masimba

Masimba has been a foot soldier for the party but generally a shy or probably a media-shy man who is hardly visible. Even during campaigns, he mostly used the door to door campaign. He is good as a councilor and giving him the top position might expose him.
Just like Mberikunashe, ward 8 councilor Musekiwa has been in council since 2013 for ward 7 and was only moved to ward 8 because of delimitation. He is quite experienced and is a suitable candidate for the position of mayor. In terms of academics, Musekiwa has a certificate in building and welding and is a business man with a number of businesses in Masvingo.
In ward 9, Muchokwa is one of the new councilors with educational qualifications which are suitable for a mayor. He has a Master’s degree in Business Management, and he is another suitable candidate.
In ward 10, Zanu PF’s Sengerayi Manyanga has ambitions but his undoing is that he is alone and would not have enough votes. Manyanga was one of the most vocal councilors in the previous term, influencing a number of council projects.
Masvingo United Residents and Rate Payers Alliance (MURRA) board Chairperson Thomas Mbetu said the mayor should be a mature person with a sober mind and have experience of how council operates.
“We need a mature person for the position of Mayor. The person should be someone who has experience in council operations and has a sober mind who doesn’t use emotions because there are complex issues at council which doesn’t need a person who is emotional,” said Mbetu.
The outgoing Mayor Collen Maboke said the person who will replace him should be someone who is qualified in terms of academics saying the task ahead requires one to attend national and international meetings which will need someone who is eloquent.
“The mayor should be someone who is better placed in terms of academia; the post requires one to attend high profile meetings both national and international so the mayor should be up to the task to present issues as well as grasping concepts,” said Maboke.
He also said the mayor should be someone who is selfless and ready to sacrifice time and resources as well as having a good social standing.
“To be a mayor one should be selfless and ready to sacrifice. Sometimes you are woken at night to attend to something. Also there is no money as many anticipate, it’s a real sacrifice that one has to make,” said Maboke.
Centre for Gender and Community Development (CGCDZ) Programs Officer Chidaushe Mudadi said it was time for Masvingo to have a female mayor saying one of the councilors has all what it takes considering that she represents youth and women who constitute the bigger population.
“I think we now need a female mayor, of the elected councilors we have a young lady who is educated. She represents women and youths who constitute a bigger number of the population,” said Mudadi.

What’s behind ED’s recycling cdes?

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Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am sure you are all getting over the hangover yemaelections. Let’s go back to our normal hustles. I have seen kuno kuChitima market formally known as Dr Giresi Mugabe trading centre, madomasi haupedzi zvekuti my teeth are always gnashing. Kutogara wakavhara muromo, ungachenama here nehwadzira kkk. I heard Dr Stop It came to the Inaguresheni dressed to kill, kutosvotesa Mai Matwins. Hanzi the first daughters-inlaw ndovakambozama but they couldn’t match Gucci Gire. I am sure Trabablas will give her the honor of renaming our Market again in her name, ko yakabviswaka Chiremera. Yes, it won’t be surprising, I don’t know where this guy got that system. When I was doing Geography, we were taught about recycling. However, it was mainly recycling metals and plastics. I have never heard of recycling people like what is happening. Recycling people kunge maplastic sure. I always ask myself why resources were wasted going for polls only to remain where we were.

We thought we were getting over the surprise win of the ruling party and thought we would get some consolation in the appointments then boom,  Campbell Dugish wemadhirezi fame has taken oath as the country’s vice president kkk. Come on guys, the guy resigned and all this while he was contemplating what he did then an 80 year old President who got in through a coup for the first time, couped second time then got in through a Frawed erekshen in the Jenarari’s voice kkk. Nhaiwe Scarfmore, let Campbell rest, can’t you see he is frail? But isvowo Kembo mukati maguchu asvaimwa haasiwo anoita svisafa? That guy has been ill for too long and I wish for him to rest kunotamba nevazukuru kumba kana variko. Reappointment of Chiwenga was obvious but pana Dugish haa bodo. Haasiye ega, Mudenda and the late Border Green Bomber Gezi’s widow Tsitsi are back again. Hanzi they sailed through uncontested after CCC members got in late for the election, imi woye. Iwo maGreen Bomber akamboendepiko, they were clipped wings by FAZ kkk. KuSenate have learnt Marble Chinomona retained the position again. Ko hakuna vamwe here nhai. I just want to thank one of us Madam Maggie Chakabuda for trying her luck though she lost as deputy president.

I know ndikataura you will say Mapombi atanga but let me tell you the honest truth, there won’t be any changes in the cabinet. We will simply continue. So holding elections is just a formality which wastes time, money and drain hope in people. I think we should just do away with them and find another way of doing things until we are ready for elections.

It was all smiles at Mt Hampden kkk, I saw a picture of Fadzi, Ostallos, Hwende around of course Madam Thoko, yeah people were happy with the outcome of this erection mirai ndikutaurirei. But ladies and gentlemen, let’s pray for Madam Thoko, she is not well and only our prayers can save her. I am grateful to the young man Chamisa for his heart, allowing her back to parliament though iye she failed to get to State House. I am sure we will all be able to bury our hatchets like what Chamisa and Madam Thoko did. I am not sure hangu who had wronged who but ndakambonzwa kuti Madam vaida kupisirwa mumba kuBuhera uko. However, let bygones be bygones and let’s unite as Zimbabweans and build our country. But Zanu ngaisadaro vakomana, so can someone balance me here, in 2028 what will be the slogan for CCC, NHM inenge ichaita? Maybe inenge yatova NHM again kkk, Ngaapinde Hake Mudara, he will be old ladies and gentlemen, he will be close to retirement zvekuti pakashaya zvinoitika apa mmmm.

But I can’t imagine a parliament without Biti and Bhuru, Themba Mliswa. Hanzi Mliswa was castrated by a small boy and retreated to cabbage farming. Mukamuonawo please tell him to bring some here kuchitima, I want to taste cabbage from Notorn rine mufudze weBhuru. Biti and Mliswa were the only two guys who could call a spade a spade in parliament. Chete we were born to believe that Biti will always be in parliament. Next term we have to do away with the likes of Hwende nana Chibaya, sure they are representing the alternative and cannot be seen being MPs for life kunge kuZanu where the likes of Oppah have never known any other life out of parliament since 1980. I admire her bravery as a woman but pakuzogarisa apa mmm, no.

I heard vamwe venyu especially those from MDC yaDhagi saying hee why did CCC MPs went for swearing in, they were supposed to boycott, imi? Muzvibate, these guys were fighting in trenches for exactly that. Moda kuti varamwire gudo munda? It will work, no, it will not work, you will not work, simple. Why did the MDC candidates contest in a flawed process when they knew that Togarasei had withdrawn from the race? Musada kutinzwa handiti. Tine bp dzekutongwa nevene moda kutinyaudza imi vanaBaba Bertha.

This past week yainakidza kani nadzo naguresheni countrywide. That’s where you see kuti takapemberera ngozi tichiti mudzimu. Mapombi can bet kuti the majority who got in especially local authorities hapana chinozikanwa. Kungofarira kunoba iwo mastand. Manje hapana chisingaperi. Ask Roki Kamuzonda. Wakangoravira two minutes ndobva zvadhakwa, Shanty ndokutiza nechinhu kkkk. I saw him at the swearing in pacouncil on Friday, unongoona kuti kuseka hako but the guy has chest pains. I think we should all pray for Roki guys. Nhamo neman’a hazvisiyani veduwe. I also saw Maboke at the swearing in ceremony. Manje dziya musatombodzityira manje. Zvadzo zvitori bhoo ipo paya. Ask Chamisa and Kurauone the type of guy Maboke is, they know kkkk. Tichingoti zvakare congratulations Mureri, munotiitira zvinhu kwazvo kuParliament uko musanosvodesa Advovo tokutembai. This time the August House is full of young blood. We expect policy making to take a turn for the better, not kungoimba sezvana zve primary zvirikubva kumasports muchisvotesana. Mapombi was disappointed seeing whole MPs breaking into party songs kuParliament. You guys expose us to ridicule by the world imimi. We will never beat the allegations nababa vangu kudai. Motisekesa imi and mosvodesa, nxaa. Chii icho chiya? Mese zvenyu nemi mazijembere ekuZanu kutojoinirawo, kwanai imi, you were elected by the people for the people.

I saw Perekedzera Mboko kunaguresheni hugging ED dzichifara chaizvo. Let me tell you guys, politics hamuna zera nadzo idzi. Ndambotaura ndikati recycling irikuitwa iyi zviri zvega izvozvi? What is ED up to? What’s going on KunaChancellor Avenue in the dead of night? Varumeka. Suddenly we have an influx of returnees being seen in odd places. Yes, inauguration yaED is an odd place for vese vanaGire nevana vake, Mboko, even Chombo being acquitted. Vanhu ava were sworn enemies not long ago, now they are all mushy mushy around each other. Jenarari muri safe here uko? Kembo ava nemaIncidents akati oo achiti ndiye next president wenyika ino. Plus that prophecy yegore riya kwaBushiri. Jenarari ka, heya! Regai zvakadero zvikazhane, Mapombi anenge achingoona hake to give commentary and analysis nekujekesa pasina kujeka. I’m a vagabond zvangu but ndoonera. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we are back to square zero. Loadshedding is playing nyemu nyemu with us lately. Kwatiri kubva ndokwatananga manje ipapa. Regai tione macouncils that are now with CCC people with no power nor resources kuti kunobudei, kkkkk. Team racho rogona richitovawo nezhara dzaro riya. Huye bodo. Ndozvamakada macitizens. All the same, Zanu yakanzwa bhata.

Let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch, ndozorova mabanana akaora time time, but before I go, pane ati afonera Baba  here kuti magetsi ava kuenda, I remember he said kana aenda mundifonere kkkkk  Mboko imboko!

MP intervenes, engages Chiredzi Christian School over fees payment

Staff Reporter

Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) legislator for Chiredzi Central Ropafadzo Makumire had to intervene to save the situation at Chiredzi Christian High School after the school authorities barred more than half of the learners from entering the school gate over nonpayment of fees on opening day.

The development sparked an outcry after TellZim News published photos of learners gathered outside the school premises with people accusing the school of being insensitive to economic hardships being faced by the learners’ guardians.

Makumire reacted after the story went viral and engaged the School Development Committee (SDC) Chairperson who agreed to give at least a week for parents to come and make payment plans.

“I called the SDC chairperson after seeing the pictures published by TellZim News. We talked and they agreed to give parents about a week to pay fees and those who cannot pay full fees to make payment plans with the school,” said Makumire.

He went on to urge parents to meet their end of the bargain and pay the little they have so that school progresses.

“I want to encourage parents to make sure that they stick to the agreed payment plans. They have to pay even the little they get so that the school progresses because it needs money to function properly,” said Makumire.

He further thanked TellZim News for bringing out the matter which sparked debate amongst social media users.

“I want to thank and encourage you as the media to bring about issues affecting our communities so that we address them collectively. I was not around when that incident happened and I had to learn it through you and took action to address it and I am confident now that pupils are learning and the parents are paying fees,” said Makumire.

CCC ward 3 councilor elect vows to fulfill promises

Bright Zhou

After emerging victorious in the recently held August 23 harmonized elections, Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC), Masvingo Urban ward 3 council elect Maxwell Madhuna has vowed to work with residents to stir development in the area to fulfil his election promises.
Madhuna said he is prepared to work hard to solve problems that residents in his ward are facing as part of fulfilling his pre-election campaign promises.
“I will work tirelessly to satisfy and drive residents’ developmental needs. I am going to mend every problem or difficulty that residents in my ward face,” said Madhuna.
He went on to thank voters for the supporters they gave him saying he will not let them down.
“I am full of joy, so pleased and delighted that I have won the election, I want to thank the electorate for trusting me,” he said.
Madhuna shrugged off competition from Taurai Mudzwiti of Zanu PF, Vhikayi Emelly (MDC-T) and Zvirevo Pedzisai (ZZPP).
Out of the 2 664 total valid votes, Madhuna got 1 686 followed by Mudzwiti with 946 and Vhikayi got 25 and Pedzisai came out last with only 7.