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Finance Minister blasted for cellphone tax

… His 2022 budget proposal too elitist

… MPs must reject capitalistic budget

Theresa Takafuma

Minister of Finance and Economic Development Professor Mthuli Ncube has proved himself an ‘anti-poor hardcore capitalist’ following his proposed levy of US$50 on all imported cellphone handsets in the 2022 budget. The move has been met with disgruntlement by the general citizenry, civic society and business community as it seeks to reverse the gains made in mobile penetration so far, especially in the face of Covid-19 era where use of electronic gadgets heightened.
During his 2022 national budget presentation to Parliament on November 25, Prof Ncube proposed that US$50 is to be collected prior to the registration of every new handset that would have been brought outside Zimbabwe, with Mobile Network Operators (MNOs) now having the mandate to impose the levy on behalf of government.
“Mr Speaker Sir, whereas imported cellular telephone handsets attract modest customs duty of 25%, the funds realized, however, point to evasion of the customs duty due to the nature of items which can easily be concealed.
“In order to curb tax evasion, I propose to introduce a levy of US$50 which will be collected prior to registration of new cellular handsets by Mobile Network Providers.
“However, where duty would have been paid, the Zimbabwe Revenue Authority will provide a refund of the levy, within 30 days of receipt of payment from the mobile network operator,” Prof Ncube said.
Senators and lawmakers are reported to have rejected the proposal during a post-budget seminar, citing its retrogressive nature on the ease of doing business amongst a plethora of other critical uses of cellphones.
Since his appointment as finance minister, Prof Ncube has courted controversy through taxing policies which have been widely condemned as anti-poor, and the cellphone levy will likely further widen the preexisting digital divide that has seen poor communities being left behind in technological advancement.
Political analyst Dr Alexander Rusero said just like all the other policies by Prof Ncube, the proposal is not pro-poor together with being both elitist and capitalistic in nature, which has been the norm in the second dispensation when it comes to taxing Zimbabweans.
“A government can never prosper by taxing its people, it has never happened anywhere in the world. No government in history of the world has ever prospered through the taxation of its own people, but this is exactly the approach that Mthuli Ncube seeks to cushion government expenditure and extravagance through punishing the poor.
“This is not only a violation of the moral principle of respecting everyone but it’s a violation of the constitution, which guarantees freedom of information and it is for both hardware and software,” Dr Rusero said.
Dr Rusero also said government’s proposed shifting the burden of collecting levies to MNOs is archaic and is likely going to cause unnecessary confusion as a lot will be required for the simple process of registering a mobile gadget, which was nonexistent during the government of national unity (GNU) era.
“Our government is in the habit of creating deliberate chaos where it is uncalled for and common sense should be used. The whole idea is a reflection of a law opinion on the poor. Why subject people to all those forms of harassment, bureaucracy, paperwork for simply owning a gadget? I don’t think it is proper.
“The GNU was a progressive era in Zimbabwe, as it saw the divide between the rural and urban starting to be bridged through duty free purchases of electronic imports and now we are turning the clock back,” Dr Rusero said.
Norton legislator Temba Mliswa echoed the same sentiments and said the proposal is not feasible but retrogressive given the importance of gadgets in pushing for the digitization of education among other things.
“If anything, these gadgets must be duty free to make sure that people have access to the digitization system that is being put in place. Online schooling now is through these gadgets and not only that; there is those small (tumbudzi) phone that go for five or ten dollars but they want fifty, how did they get to that figure? I don’t understand.
“My position as a legislator is that it is totally retrogressive and does not push the Agenda 2030 middle income on digitization as it is key towards anything. Other Members of Parliament unfortunately are whipped but that’s not to say that the truth is not said, it will stick,” Mliswa said.
Mliswa said it is on the onus of Zanu PF to whip its ministers in line at their caucuses which they have but they seem not to be doing that, which then leaves them at the mercy of the citizenry when such policies are put in place.
“You cannot continue whipping people on doing bad things. You’ve got to allow Zanu PF to be able to whip their own ministers in line at their caucuses but they seem not to do that and the minister ends up coming up with policies that are not linked to the people because they don’t caucus to say which direction do we take on this, so the electorate will always come out guns blazing because it’s not a pro-poor budget,” Mliswa said.
Masvingo Urban MP Jacob Nyokanhete said the policy will most likely affect all sectors as it will trigger price increases in mobile gadgets, which will in turn affect accessibility of technology to the general citizenry.
“Personally I am strongly against it because it will make the gadgets expensive. This will then affect all efforts of making technology accessible to everyone and online education will be greatly affected.
“All the sectors are to be affected. We should emulate the likes of Rwanda where gadgets are not taxed and Rwanda has one the fastest improving technology to the extent that even our Parliamentary Portfolio Committee went there on a benchmarking visit,” Nyokanhete said.
Senator Chief Fortune Charumbira was also quoted in the state media saying the proposal had been rejected at a pre-budget seminar and was surprised to have seen it included in the budget.
This could be an indication of Prof Ncube’s adamancy on taxes, evident in the policies he has introduced since he got in office.
The Media Institute of Southern Africa on December 1 2021 released a statement where they castigated the proposal saying the push by parliamentarians to have the proposed levy scrapped should be upheld.
“MISA Zimbabwe urges the Ministry of Finance to instead work closely with the Ministry of Information Communication Technology, Postal and Courier Services, and other key stakeholders, to increase uptake in the usage of ICTs as opposed to imposing taxes and levies that widen the digital divide.
“While ownership of smartphones is one of the four pillars of meaningful connectivity, the high cost of these devices is the reason why some people do not use the internet which the African Declaration on Internet Rights and Freedoms has declared a fundamental human right,” read part of the statement.
Statistics released by online data platform Datareportal indicated that as at January 2021, there were 14.76 million mobile connections in Zimbabwe, which was equivalent to over 98 percent of the total population but with some people having more than one mobile connections, the number could be lower.
MNOs’ capacity on providing efficient mobile money services has not been the best, as some fail to refund clients who would have lost their money through unstable connections or network glitches.
If the new policy is to see the light of day, the MNOs will then have to refund those who would have provided a valid proof of having paid customs duty within 30 days, a period which is hardly feasible due to their capacity.
Minister of ICT, Postal and Courier Services Jenfan Muswere has been blasted by analysts for his passive approach on ICT matters, and many wait to see how he will react to Prof Mthuli’s proposal, which threatens the convenience of the larger part of his government mandate.
Prof Mthuli Ncube’s policies have largely been criticized for milking citizens dry through taxation, which also has seen him crediting himself for having a budget surplus more than once, while the larger part of the population wallows in poverty.
In the 2022 proposed budget, Prof Ncube projected an increase in government expenditure, and with the 2023 harmonized elections approach, more financial resources will be required to fund elections, which will probably see citizens being burdened by more taxes.

Devolution: A Distant Dream

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Receive Nyamutamba

Faced with a gravitating socio-economic dilapidating fabric, the national budget is supposed to be a well thought out strategic plan putting the country on a highway to recovery and rebuilding. On the contrary, the 2022 national budget casts a dark cloud on any lingering prospects of development. Fight Inequality Alliance Zimbabwe (FIAZ), a social movement in the fight against inequality posits that, the budget is a reflection of the failure by the state to intercede for the poor as it further widens inequalities between rich and poor, a view that is reflected mostly in the ailing commitment of government towards devolution.

Recognizing the centrality of devolution to the development agenda, the 2013 Zimbabwe Constitution makes provisions for the establishment of the devolution mechanism. Resultantly, in 2020, the government under President Emmerson Mnangagwa made strides on formulating the Devolution and Decentralization Policy. A document which on its own is imbued with cloudiness and ambiguity as to the criteria by which funds must be allocated to various metropolitans and local authorities. Furthermore, in its opening, the policy quoting the Constitution states with ambiguity that, “whenever appropriate” devolution must take shape with government powers being devolved to the lower-ties of government. A phase which demonstrates an indifferent attitude towards attaining the vision it claims to advocate for.
However, the policy on Devolution and decentralization dully notes that, local authorities on their own are fiscally inadequately capacitated to finance the devolution agenda. Therefore, the central government must allocate funds to compliment local authorities’ efforts. According to the policy, treasury shall target distributing 5% of fiscal revenues to sub-national tiers of government towards funding local authorities’ budgets. However, in the 2022 national budget, only ZW$42.5 billion was allocated towards devolution. ZIMCODD observes that, these funds are not even double the 2022 budget for Bulawayo City Council which is ZWL 26.7 billion. To the surprise of many, the Defence and War Veterans Affairs ministry received an allocation amounting to 6.4% of the budget (ZWL 61,553,280,000). In lieu of the fact that, Zimbabwe is not at war with any nation but against socio-economic under development, consideration should have gone towards mechanisms of development such as devolution.

Currently local authorities are grappling with poor service delivery mainly in areas of water and sanitation. The resultant effect is an increase in the burden of unpaid care work in women who are then forced to seek for water over long distances, thereby compromising their health well-being. Hence, in that respect, it can be argued that, by not recognizing the centrality of devolution, the budget is perpetuating structural economic gender-based violence against women.

Be that as it may, there is now need for expenditure monitoring and tracking in order to ensure transparency and accountability in accordance with the principles of public finance management. Nonetheless, devolution remains a distant dream.

Social Worker, Socio-economic Development Policy Advocate
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Southern Rocks reaches Pro 50 Championship final

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Fredrick Moyo / Graeme Nish

Masvingo’s Southern Rocks cricket team has reached the Pro 50 championship finals after a sterling performance which saw them completing last week’s games at Masvingo Sports Club in the Pro 50 Championship between the country’s five franchise cricket teams unbeaten.
The rains forced the Rocks clash scheduled for Masvingo Sports Club against the Alliance Health Eagles from Mashonaland had to be abandoned without a ball being bowled resulting in the teams having to share the ten points on offer.
However by last Thursday the outfield had dried sufficiently for the teams to play the second of their scheduled matches against the same opponents. The Rocks did not disappoint their fans fashioning a nail biting three wicket win and all but ensuring that they will be in the championship final early next year probably against Mountaineers of Mutare.
After the Eagles had won the toss to bat first, given the fact that the outfield was still soggy making runs difficult to come by, they could not bat out their full fifty overs finding themselves all out in the 36th over having made just 164 runs.
For the Rocks it was the fast bowlers who did the damage. Travor Mutsamba bowled brilliantly to take five Eagles wickets for just 29 runs taking home the Techno Mobile man of the match award while lanky Blessing Muzarabani weighed in with 3 wickets for 35 runs in his ten over spell.
For the Eagles only the talented Wesley Madhevere with 53 runs and Tinashe Kamunhukamwe with 37 made any significant contribution with the rest of the batsmen disappointing.
The Rocks lost both openers early with Innocent Kaia and Brian Mudzinganyama making 1 and 7 respectively and were in some trouble at 28 for 2. Northamptonshire’s Ben Curran, brother of England internationals Tom and Sam Curran steadied the ship making a run a ball 29 but it was the Rocks captain Sikander Raza who really held the innings together making a superb 60 not out and seeing his side to 165 for 7 and a well-earned, though nail biting, victory.
Rocks are now top of the table with 55 points while Eagles are in fourth on 15 points. The Mountaineers are in second place having won the first of their back to back matches against Matabeleland Tuskers in Bulawayo with a four wicket win on Tuesday but then going down to a 9 run defeat on the Thursday.
Kwekwe based Rhinos are yet to win a point from their four matches and are up against the Eagles this week while the Rocks have been in Mutare taking on the Mountaineers in back to back games.

Mwenezi man succumbs to illicit wine overdose

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Cephas Shava

Excessive consuming of 18 bottles of undiluted illicit wine better known locally as “zvitandasawa” costed the life of a Mwenezi man while his co- binge drinker who is his younger brother escaped death by a whisker after they were both rushed to a local hospital while in deep slumber.
Innocent Siyafanana of Flora village 6 under Chief Maranda of Mwenezi West died upon admission at Neshuro District Hospital on Sunday, December 3, after he was rushed there unconscious upon drinking illicit wine excessively.
Ward 16 councillor Shongedzai Shoko confirmed the tragedy saying Siyafanana indeed died after a binge drinking spree.
“According to eyewitnesses Siyafanana is said to have consumed 18 bottles of illicit wine without eating food. He died upon admission at Neshuro hospital after being ferried there in a critical condition. The man had established in Mwenezi’s Flora village but he was originally from Bikita where he was buried,” said Shoko.
An eyewitnes, Trymore Tshakisi who ferried Siyafanana to the hospital confirmed that the deceased together with his younger brother identified only as Eddison were completely unconscious when he rushed them to hospital.
“Siyafanana and his younger brother who stays at the same homestead were drinking the illicit wine on December 3. After a binge drink, they slept at around 7pm but could not wake up until around 12 mid-day of the following day, Saturday that is when people tried to wake them, but all in vain .
I later arrived at their homestead around 8pm,” said Tshakisi.
Tshakisi added that upon first reaching Mwenezi Clinic, Eddison who later on recovered began to show some signs of consciousness while his brother Innocent remained in deep slumber until they reached Neshuro District Hospital where he had his last breath.

VISET targets persons with disabilities, young women on voter education

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Melinda Kusemachibi

Vendors Initiative for Social and Economic Transformation (VISET) held an Enhanced Informal Sector Voter Mobilization and Advocacy Initiative (EISeVOMA) workshop in ward 4 Beitbridge last week where they engaged young women, people living with disabilities and informal traders as part of efforts to increase voter participation

VISET Programmes Manager Gillian Chinzete said the objective of the workshop was to increase participation of the once marginalised groups in electoral processes.

“The main objective of this workshop is to increase participation of young women, informal traders, people with disabilities, all of whom have hitherto been neglected groups when it comes to voter education campaigns, yet they are the majority,” said Chinzete.

Chinzete also took participants through the provisions of the Electoral Act as defined in the constitution as well as powers of the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) as she emphasized on the requirements for those intending to register to vote.

She outlined that the electoral cycle and the attendant stages that consisted of pre-election with activities like budgeting, funding as well as logistics.

“Electoral cycle consists of pre-election stages that incorporate activities such as budgeting and funding of elections as well as logistics and procurements.

“The electoral period involves campaigns, nominations and manifestos by contesting parties and candidates. The post-election period’s key feature is delimitation, where constituency boundaries are re-drawn based on changes in demographics and this is why it is important for continuous voter registration to take place throughout so as not to lose wards and constituencies thereby compromising development initiative,” said Chinzete.

One of the participants at the workshop said that they are scared to be involved in electoral processes as the main parties do not focus on them.

“We are hesitant to be involved in electoral matters as we feel that both main parties are not focusing on us, generally in their messaging,” said the participant.

The participant also said they would vote for those that articulate their needs.

“We intend to ensure that we would vote for those that could articulate our needs as young people in the informal sector on issues like market space infrastructure, licensing and sewer systems,” noted the participant.

However, on the way forward, VISET Monitoring and Evaluation Officer Edward Kapodogo encouraged participants to make use of their peers, business associates, and family members to impart knowledge learnt from the workshop.

“Participants must utilize their spheres of influence through their peers, business associates and family members to ensure they impart knowledge learnt from the workshop in order to increase the number of registered voters.”

“A whatsApp group would be created to carry on the conversations and render any required support in mobilizing people to registration centers,” said Kapodogo.

Renco Mine workers down tools over salaries, bonuses

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…calls for sacking of HR Manager

Brighton Chiseva

Renco Mine day shift workers have today (December 13) gone on a sit in industrial action in protest over delayed November 2021 salaries and their annual bonus.

The strike comes barely a month after they staged another demo on November 23 demanding their October salaries.

The demo was stopped after some deliberations between workers representatives and management that resulting in some resolutions being passed.

However, the resolutions are not fulfilled up to now and this has prompted workers to mull another demonstration.

“We went on strike on November 23 and the workers’ committee and management came up with resolutions which were lucrative and we went back to work. However, the resolutions have not been met up to now.

“They had promised to pay November salaries by weekend (November 27-28) and December salaries a week before Christmas, but they are yet to pay the November salaries up to now,” said a source.

When contacted for comment Renco Mine General manager Tsanangurai Dube said he could not comment on the matter before hanging up.

Rio Zim Public Relations Manager Dr Wilson Gwatiringa also said he could not give a comment on the matter.

“I have no comment on that matter, I cannot comment,” said Gwatiringa

Another source said they are also calling for the dismissal of the Human Resources Manager Joel Siziba whom they accuse of not listening to their concerns.

“In November we were also striking against Siziba whom we want fired. He is incompetent and does not listen to our concerns on general working issues. The management had promised to call him for hearing and give the verdict the following week but up to now nothing has materialized,” said the source.

Workers on a sit in industrial action

The workers said they were willing to work but the company was letting them down and had a habit of not paying workers well every year end.

They also accuse the mine of giving much attention to Cam and Motors, its other company in Kadoma at their expense.

“It has become a trend that from September to December they do not pay workers on time every year. We are production-oriented workers and are willing to work but how can we work when we are hungry, we have no energy.

“They are investing a lot in Cam and Motors Mine in Kadoma thereby neglecting us here but are producing a lot,” said the source

Last year Renco Mine made headlines after giving workers two 300 ml drinks as bonus for meeting their monthly production target.

Government should take the lead in adhering to Covid-19 protocols

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The government of Zimbabwe has on record encouraged the general citizenry to ensure total conformity to the World Health Organisation (WHO) rules and regulations meant to curtail the spread of the pandemic.
Great strides have been made in trying to ensure that the spread of the deadly virus is kept under constant check including lockdown measures to minimise movement of people, arrest and fining of people who do not adhere to safety rules like masking up among other measures.
Masvingo Teachers’ College of late recorded more than 150 cases of the new variant called Omicron among student teachers at the tertiary institution after the variant was detected in neighboring Botswana and South Africa.
A few days later, the country’s vice president who is also the Health minister had the guts to address a crowd of residents in Masvingo during the third anniversary of the national cleanup campaign.
A month ago, a huge crowd turned up for the commissioning of the Amarula plant in Mwenezi by President Emmerson Mnangagwa in what looked like a political rally.
Then the question that comes to mind is: Is this call to adhere to the rules and regulations spelt out by WHO rhetoric or not?
There seems to be lack of sincerity on part of our leadership when it comes to the issue of gathering crowds as there seems to be selective definition of such gatherings going along lines of subjectivity at the expense of objectivity.
Just in the wake of the high number of cases being recorded in Masvingo, was it not advisable for the minister of Health to avoid gathering people in the area which seems to be a hotspot for the new Omicron variant.
The complacency that has been doing rounds at the lips of most people seems to be extending even to the executive who should take charge and play a leading role after all.
The situation at most if not all banking halls in Masvingo, is not pleasant at all as people jostle to get their 13th cheque and the exposure to the variant of the people in the queues should be a cause for concern for the country’s leadership.

Mushandike man bites female neighbor over land dispute

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Priviledge Muchadenyika

A 49 year-old, Tawanda Ruzvidzo who from village 7A, Mushandike resettlement area in Masvingo, appeared before Masvingo Magistrate Patience Madondo on November 30, 2021 for assaulting Dzivaidzo Mandinyeya (40) who resides in the same village on November 23, over a land boundary.
The accused was found guilty and was remanded out of custody to December 07 for judgement
It is the state’s case as presented by prosecutor Godknows Madondo that at around 1400 hours, the accused and complainant met at their stands to settle a boundary dispute with the Chief’s messenger after Ruzvidzo blocked a road leading to Mandinyeya’s homestead.
The two started to exchange words while at their fields the two started to quarrel and the accused person approached the complainant, punched her with fists on the right cheek and kicked her on her right ribs before biting her on the right hand middle and ring fingers.
The complainant sustained bite marks on the fingers and a swollen right cheek.
The complainant’s husband who was nearby reportedly came and refrained the accused from further assaulting the complainant and the matter was later reported to the police.
She was medically examined and the medical report was produced in court as exhibit.
On a different case Magistrate Madondo cleared the trio of Knowledge Musariri (36), Brighton Musariri (29) and Descent Mahonde (26) of stock theft charges leveled against them.
The trio was accused of stealing a heifer belonging to one Elias Masango
Masango accused the three of stealing his beast when in actual terms he exchanged it for an ox belonging to Knowledge.
Knowledge then later sold the heifer in 2018 for US$ 400 to cover for funeral expenses for his young brother Peter Musariri who had passed on.
Masango followed to where the beast was sold trying to reclaim it, the matter was later reported to the police.

Munhu wese kuna Amai maCdes, Our new 2nd VP to be

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Kkkkkkk Zanu PF so ka! Mapombi once said this soon after the coup kuti uku ndiko kupemberera n’anga neinondobata mai but many of you thought I’m crazy. I am not crazy Cdes, and I will never be asi changu kufira kureva chokwadi. I know the Zanu PF youths are as vicious as rabid dogs these days especially when their party is preparing for provincial elections this Decemeber. Twuri kukandirwa mabhonzo tukomana twacho zvekuti kungonzi saaaa bata zvokwadi unoitwa kanyama kanyama. But it’s pathetic how the youths are being used to perpetrate political violence. KwaGutu vakauraya umwe uko, but the good thing is ngozi haiteveri party inotevera auraya.
Anyway, I will not say much but zivai kuti munhu aangouraiwe sehuku zvikarova. By the way can someone tell me what is really happening in Zanu PF? The recent politburo meeting left me with a lot of questions and wondering who is really in control. The Mutsvangwas, Monica and Crisis are now firmly in control of the information departments both in Zanu PF and Government following the appointment of Crisis, sorry I mean Christopher Mutsvangwa as the secretary for information. Mai nababa vava kuita madiro umwe party spokesperson umwe government spokesperson hehehehehehe wozodeyi ndokuendera kuhondo zviripo ka uku vana Rugeje vakangoti vavava kkkkkkkkkk. But Rugeje vanomuiteiko vakomana ? Imhosva here kubva kuBikita nhai varume? Mapombi knows very well that even Mugabe never liked Bikita thats why we never had a Governor or Minister of State for Masvingo bein from Bikita district. All other districts, Masvingo, Chivi, Chiredzi, Gutu, Mwenezi and Zaka have rotated except for Bikita. Other districts like Masvingo, Chivi have doubled before Bikita. This is not fair Cdes. What sin did Bikita commit? Ko Rugeje ke? The Mutsvangwas are enjoying and dominating as if they are the only Cdes who went to war, why Mr President?
Mapombi can tell you guys if you begin to see those big words and that Student Campanion-powered English in The Herald moziva kuti ndiCrisis. He is now the man in-charge of information kumusangano and we all know how the party controls Herald and Dead BC.
In my honest opinion I think this whatever dispensation is worse than the Mugabe dispensation – ava Havana kana ganda kumeso ende chikoro chinoita sechishoma hameno kana makambozvionawo? Someone once questioned kuti iyo Law yamakaita isinawo kana classmate inoti shuwa taiva tose kuUniversity makamboiitira kupi chaizvo? One zvake? I mean one maCdes. Inini vandakadzidza navo I see them every day kwedu kuChitima uko and they can tell you kuti mukadzi airova chikoro uyu kwete zvekutamba. Yes, I was a genius and I am still one. Don’t judge me because I stay kuChitima survive on rotten bananas and maputi; panguva yeInclussive Government hamuna kundiona ndava kuroja kaapartment kangu imi? I’m in this situation all thanks to Zanu PF especially Mugabe and Emmerson – the two ruthless leaders this beautiful country knows. Dai mudumbu maidzokerwa ndaiti ndidzoserei mozondibuditsa kana Chamisa ava kutonga kana kurega zvangu ndifire mudumbu maamai vangu zvakangofanana izvi. But I am not sure if Chamisa would lead this country one day because I heard Mukoma Dougie Mwanzora is planning an unholy alliance with ED where they will form an inclusive government with the former becoming Prime Minister. Kkkkkkkkkkk heheheheheeeeeedaaaa huuuurrirrriiiiiiii seka zvako Mapombi. I have so much respect for Dougie; but izvi zvomoda kuita izvi pfirai pasi imbwa dzinonge Mukoma Dougie. Please don’t erode the little respect that we still have for you – it’s never too late to do the right thing.
Let me not waste time talking about Mukoma Dougie whom we all know is not liked by many. Let us also forget about the Mutsvangwas who were given unfettered powers to control information both at Jongwe House and Munhutapa building.
Anyway, Mapombi can safely tell you that we are going to have a female VP to take over Moresex Mohadi’s office. She was recently appointed into the politburo by her husband and she now awaits the final appointment as the VP. Munhu wese kuna Amai Auxillia weeee!!! Ndati Munhu Wese kuna Amai uko muri kuzvinzwa here? Yes, ED deliberately made this appointment; obviously to try and dilute Chiwenga’s power. Mind you Chiwenga ava kudawo chitandaka and some circles are already saying ipai mukomana chinhu chake chaakabvuta from Uncle Bob.
But Mapombi never thought ED would stoop so low; why doing the same mistakes that were committed by Bob? I think Mugabe was far much better because he allowed Grace to take an elective post; of course we all know no one was interested to contest Grace for the women’s League post and thats why she won uncontested. Manje izvi zvekungomuka wakabairira mukadzi muPolitburo izvi eeeeh chisionekwi chaicho. But anyway, kumagumo kune nyaya – we all know how Grace eventually fell from grace. Mukoma Jabu, I mean the self-proclaimed war vet once said power can never be sexually transmitted, and he was very right. The biggest downfall for many men is women, talk of Samson in the Bible, Robert Mugabe and now Mnangagwa. Ini ziii zvangu semunhu mukuru otherwise ndinoswera ndanwiswa zvangu masewage with those guys in cheap nylon suits and dark glasses. Kkkk but vakanetsa ndovadaidzira brother yangu Joze Nemaisa. Akaadashura masoja kkkk. Asi nhai Mthuli ko kuwedzerawo vanhu mari zvodii nhaiwe? Some need to buy new suits and dark glasses mind you. Zvinozomboda here kuzikanwa neSuit imwe chete aaaah udzwa uchinzwa iwe Mthuli. It’s unfortunate that many civil servants are afraid of this Mthuli guy so they end up misdirecting their anger kunesuwo zvedu vana Mapombi tisu tadiiwo? Deal with Mthuli, confront him – we all know kuti he has surplus, right?
Anyway, Mapombi was saying so Mnanganwa’s next move now is to appoint Auxillia VP obva apinda muBedroom yaKembo iya. Sorry I mean office yaKembo iya. By the way, the old man is still drinking two cups every week ka kkkkkkkkk chakaona hama hachisekwi vakomana. So Auxillia will be the second female VP after Joice Mujuru. Ko game racho is very smart ka. Now women and women organisations including NGOs will be used ka to demand that one post in the presidium should be reserved for women tobvaka tati the Voice of the People is the voice of God tichiisa heduka Auxillia.
Let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch otherwise ndinozonzi Mapombi anotaurisa asi vakuru vakati chati homu chareva. Those who care to listen, just watch how the events in Zanu PF will unfold. For now let us concentrate on provincial elections then early next year we will make appointments that will shock the whole nation. But what I know Chiwenga is not a fool; Rugeje is not a fool, July and many other Cdes. Let me practice the slogan before I go because manje manje inenge yava kudyisaka kana uchiigona zvako kkkkkkkk – Pamberi naMai hoyeeee! Pamberi naAuxillia! Munhu wese kuna Amai!

 

Council offers Una Una rescue package

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Fredrick Moyo

Masvingo City Council has resolved to pay Masvingo United Football Club’s affiliation fee for the upcoming Division One soccer season.
Una Una as the team is affectionally known in football circles have been struggling to make ends meet since the community assumed its ownership and now rely on well-wishers to foot financial costs.
Speaking at a press conference after the full council meeting, Masvingo Mayor Collen Maboke said the local authority had resolved to rescue the team.
“Council also resolved to pay Masvingo United Football Club’s 2021 Eastern Region Soccer League affiliation fee equivalent to US$ 1 300.00,” said Maboke.
Una Una spokesperson Godfrey Kurauone said they had asked for funds from a number of organistions and were glad to hear that council had agreed to pay though they were yet to communicate to them regarding the matter
“We had asked for help from a number of organisations and institutions and Masvingo City is one of them, so we anticipate a positive response. So we waiting for their communication,” said Kurauone.
Recently, Una Una received another boost in their preparation for the coming league season as they received 18 tracksuits, soccer jerseys, and warm up and training bibs early last month at Mucheke stadium.
Topgear Mashoko and Kurauone gave the team a maroon away kit with socks, green and orange bibs and promised to provide more match and training gear.
The Eastern Region Division One League is set to start on December 11 2021, after a long break that was caused by Covid-19.
In the Eastern Region soccer League week 1, Masvingo United will lock horns with FC Wangu Mazodze at Mucheke stadium, before they again host Greenfuel FC in week two.