CCC, Zanu stop taking us for granted

Ladies and gentlemen, if I tell you Mapombi is angry, it will be the understatement of the year. I cannot find the right words to express my displeasure to whatever is happening in the politics of this country, otherwise mungazoti ndadhakwa nemabanana akaora. Ini zvangu ndiri gentleman handivanzi so ndotongokubudirai muchisaga. NaYave munotsamwisa imi mapolitician, mese zvenyu kubva kuZanu yacho, CCC, Changu Chimuti nemi mose vanoda power zvisina mwero. Tell me, toramba tichingovhota here nhandi vedu nhaiwe musorobhangu Chavangu? It seems as if wese anongonzi mayor haasi safe from Tshabangu’s recalls, and dzirikutoda chaiko. Saka vese they got in via dodgy internal politics here nhai Senge? Muface uyu anonzi Chavangu anondifungisa imwe member yainzi Chomu yandaipinda nayo paChirimudombo Primary School rimwe gore. Muface iyeye raiva dofo remakoko, saka one day dzakajumha test yeContent kwakudeedzerwa muclass nateacher kunzi well done for the improvement, nekutoitwa group leader pagroup 5 padzaigara. Dzanga dzisina kumbotsvunha hadzo asi dzanga dzangodarikawo half. Vhiki iyoyo takahwa bhata naye Chomu because dzakabva dzatohijacker huclass monitor, kungopihwa work kungoti nyorei, dzakutofamba dzichicollecta mabook evanhu. Kungopedza kunyora dzakutonodzima board. That’s exactly what Chavangu and his handlers are doing. Ko nhai, chingodzingaika vese tizvitangidze ka1 zvemaelections zvacho kwete kuita mutemarege wembada. You are really taking the electorate for a ride, kutiita zvituta zvenyu chaiko. Munotsamwisa fani. The country is burning, things are not ok, vana vapera kuinda UK neCoS, vamwe vachivhimiwa semakonzo Joni uko while you people are playing with our lives kudaro. Cholera nepaside tahwa nekumanya kuzvimbuzi zvisina mvura izvozvo, apa zvipatara angova madangwaza. This time, all of you are to blame. Chamisa and crew, you know that you can never wish away Chavangu, and you know what you need to do but munononokera zvenyu colgate mazino achiora. Zanu on the other hand, is busy legitimizing this bafoonery receiving Chavangu’s letters every dawning day, zvekuti dzakutozadza 2kg so, Minister Chitando muchingodzinga henyu macouncilor and that is going to be your legacy iyoyo muzvizive. Nekunowo, zvimwe zvikara busy filing triple nominations paward imwechete kunge munopenga, nxaaa! I really think Chamisa nedzimwe shasha dzake know that Chavangu has solid support within the party, and of course not from varimo muParliament vaya vainzi vaakuurayisa phone yake Chavangu ichingogara ichifonewa every hour kuti asavadzinga, no. Musi uno, Tindo’s aide anonzi Zellers Gumbo uya akabuda wani musaga and claimed that some party caucus had happened and resolved that indeed Chavangu’s grievances were valid. No such caucus had happened according to Chamisa sympathizers. Imika, I laughed zvangu because then I knew kuti haa mai vechidhoma chiya vazobuda pachena. I won’t explain further on this because ane nzeve dzekunzwa not for decoration atonzwa. This is Tindo’s man, who is known by all and sundry in Triple C, and him coming out saying that, was a statement and half. No wonder Chavangu is increasingly trigger happy, chero zvazvo if you listen to him speaking unongonzwa wega kuti mvura iya isiri kunaya yakazara mumusoro make, kkkk. Kana ndatuka sorry kwacho. There are a lot of Tshabangus in CCC, and no matter how hard they try to deny him, uya ndewavo and there are records. Zuro ndizuro we saw a Kucaca Phulu shamelessly asking for dialogue with other CCC leaders, apa idzo muface waChavangu. Unongoona kuti kwatiri kubva ndiko kwatakananga chokwadi. Mapombi would normally not give a hoot about it but kana zvaazvekugarisana mumutsetse wekuvhota, haa makuzotijairira manje. Enough is enough, please put your houses in order. Honai ikozvino Prince Dubeko decorum neettiquecy dzese dzehuMP zvakubvuruwara akutukana nevanhu mucourt. Even if it was me ndaiitawo hasha ini, kungogara uchingori panomination court, haa mazomunyanyira, regai akutukei mucourt imomo. On a good day however, Prince Dubeko is the kind of MP you would want muParly because akamutsa mutsa, not dzimwe shasha dzatisingambonzwi even kumaportfolio committee, dead silence throughout. Hanzi naMudenda machief whip udzirai vanhu venyu zvekutaura vasati vauya kumamotion uko varikuvhiringika pakuita articulate maissues kkkk. Seka hako Mapombi. Sometimes I just think we deserve the leaders we get because ukatarisa some of the characters that make it into parliament and council unonyatsoti asi vanhu vaivhota vakatsinzinya here shuwa. Indeed if you play stupid games you will win stupid prizes. We vote for these clowns so we must not be surprised if they create a circus mumachambers umo vanaAlaika vevhest biolence uko, alongside Madzvovere Masimba mazhinji. We have a very big leadership crisis in this country, that’s why we continue having these scenarios dzemarecalls and continuous by-elections. And the sad part of it is vanhu vacho vakafanana, hapana risina muswe gonzo. The few people who are actually brave, vanaJob Sikhala, they are languishing in jail. The rest kungorumira muvhu and causing confusion but we see you.
Ko nhai Minister Tate, chero chii chakungonzi ICT here? Hanzi I have handed ICT equipment kuagriculture uko, iwo malaptop iwayo, you would think its some sophisticated agric tech zve. My sister, don’t try too hard to convince people that you’re the right person for that portfolio, you will be making it worse. Kazhinji hazvo zvemichina michina izvi hazvidi kudeepisa if you don’t know because you will expose how dumb you are. Zvichaita, don’t force it. I’m reminded when Mugabe gave Mudhara wedu Hungwe some ministry yainzi psychomotor, chegore iro! Takazvimba zheve nayo psychomotor gore iroro. Kungonzi mamuka sei VaHungwe, vakutorudunuka zvepyschomotor. But Bhobho chaiva nemadrama, chinenge chambofunga hacho kuisa munhu murelegation zone. Zvino ndizvo zvaTate izvozvi. Apa sistran varikuda kusanganisa zvese sovereignty, ICT, internet access, with a sprinkle of ignorance; karecipe kedisaster. Mapombi is surely for women empowerment but it’s meaningless when its just tokenism and nepotism mumapolitical party umo, kungononga chero wavada kwakudzimikira, discouraging people who are actually capable of holding the fort. You political leaders are a disgrace. I don’t want to sound sexist but pamwe pacho ndoona sekuti you do that deliberately kuisa munhu asina kana nekumeso so that the person is your stooge and can do any kind of corruption for you if need arises.
Don’t get me wrong, hapana chakashata pakuita endorse women for leadership, but ngazvichijekaka nhai. I saw on Twitter, yamava kuti X iyo, Mzembi endorsed Shantiel. There are so many who agree with him, chero neniwo Mapombi, but mwanasikana, this is no longer child’s play. Leadership haasisiri magroup ekuchurch or emukando, so you ought to be out there, sounding like a true leader. Zvekusava available zviya behaving like you’re too special will cost you, and I can assure you kuti hunokuvavira hukanzura because vagari vanombozvida here zvevanhu vanoita kunge vakadonha kubva kudenga? I am truly hoping that you have many political lives and you will bounce back, if only Roki naChirairo fail to sail through. It’s obvious that votes will be divided among you three, and Roki waChavangu is in cloud nine hanzi ndapihwa mumwe mukana zve. Let’s hope haungozovi mukana wekuiswa paballot paper and not translate to anything else nhai Roki wee. Chete hako une chipo chekuveza madoor, hauzoshayi mubato wemaoko kana zvemamwe mastand zvaramba kukanzuru.
The person who said politics is a dirty game anga aonera munhu iyeye. Akazongosiirira kuti it’s a game of lunatics because tell me why Chavangu insists that Chamisa’s face is party property asina kana nyadzi kumeso. Huye bodo. Regai ndinokanga maputi angu zvangu for lunch ndimwe mvura.
Ko imi, there was a time yatakambonzwa of former Gamatox crew rejoining Zanu in droves, zvakazodiikowo? VaMphoko havasati vadzoka muPolitburo here? Do you guys remember kuti dzakambogara pahotera zvekusatoda kubvapo muHarare umu? Power so! Mukadziona muti hanzi hesi naMapombi. Mboko imboko!