What is currently happening in Zimbabwe ndoanonzi matengumutinya nguwo dzeuswa dzekuti kana wakadzisimira haukwanise kudzimura moto dzinobatira ukatsva, ukada kugara pasi dzinotyoka, ukaramba wakamira makumbo anozvimba uye kukapisa dzinososona.
The current wave of political unrest in the country leaves one to wonder kuti saka takananga kupi and what will the situation be like come 2018 general elections.
In Zanu PF, they are busy fighting each other with Saviour Kasukuwere and Professor Jonathan Moyo almost on the edge. Kkkkkkk but Prof Moyo so; hanzi Obert Mpofu has a big body the size of an elephant and the brain of a rat kkkkkk zvimwe muchiti munotamba vakomana!
Mapombi heard some Lacoste members celebrating hanzi Gushungo 40 (G40) tazoipedza manje – varume chenjerai kufarira n’anga neinondobata amai. Dai muri vamwe maimbodzikama henyu mutopfavira ngoma usiku urefu uhwu. G40 belongs to the CEO, the man himself and haipere zvekumhanya. You may celebrate Jaboon’s suspension but haasati apera. Watch the space.
But Mapombi is not sure the coalition between opposition parties will yield anything. Mapombi is always a gentleman handivanze ini – hazvide kuverenga mbeva nemiswe yadzo vakomana when talking about coalition. We all know mbeva zhinji hadzina marise. We want real political parties to coalesce not opportunists.
If Morgan Tsvangirai is not careful he will end up signing agreements with useless people. Yes, I said useless people. Clueless people like Gumbo and Mutasa. Mapombi is also thinking of signing MoU with Tsvangirai kkkkkk why not kana vana Punha vava kungopindawo muCoalition.
But this ZimPF is really a joke. There is virtually nothing good to write home about these comrades except the firing and counter firing. Not so long ago, Gumbo and Mutasa claimed that they fired Joice Mujuru after she dumped them to form National People’s Party (NPP), and now they fired Kudakwashe Bhasikiti, Agrippa Mutambara and others again.
The fun part of it is that Gumbo and Mutasa know that they do not have leadership qualities or what it takes to be president of a political party but they do not want to appoint someone to lead. People chose Mutambara, Bhasikiti and others to lead but the two clueless old men refused and reacted by firing Bhasikiti and Mutambara.
Kkkkkk munyamai nhai Bhasikiti? Kubva waita senge wakagezera pamharadzano dzenzira? Kuita munyama senge wezizi chokwadi. First was uncle Bob who accused you of being in the wrong basket and subsequently relieved you of your duties as the Minister of State for Provincial Affairs for Masvingo before recalling you from Parliament as well.
You then decided to follow Joice Mujuru but the former vice president dumped you again when she formed her National People’s Party (NPP) and you remained with the two clueless ZimPF co-founders Gumbo and Mutasa. Now the clueless Cdes claim they have fired you. Aaah umwe munyama wacho unotoushaya kuti unobvepi. Chokwadi kudzingiwawo naGumbo and Mutasa of all the people? It is high time you try something different; maybe farming. Zviri nani kurima mabhurumango kufarm kuMwenezi uko. Kkkkkkk gogo Shuvai Mahofa once said Bhasikiti is cutting down bhuru mango trees kkkkkk Chirungu ichi.
Mapombi would like to warn Tsvangirai – be careful with whom you sign MoUs with otherwise munotikumbira nemarara. Mapombi knows Tsvangirai is desperate to win the 2018 elections and he has pinned his hopes on a coalition. Please take it easy! Mapombi will always tell you the truth – coalition with ZimPF is disastrous. Gumbo and Mutasa will certainly cause confusion – the only thing they are good at is firing others. Kkkkkk hanzi they had but fired themselves from the party. I can foresee these two comrades having a press conference saying Tsvangirai has but fired himself from the coalition and we are now the co-leaders of the coalition kkkkkk zvimadhara izvi.
I am really tired of staying here at Dr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre – the place is filthy and Tsvangirai is my last hope for a better future. In 1980 we entrusted Mugabe with everything but zvakatumwa wabvira – he has been at the helm for the past 37 years asi chabuda hapana. I am even poorer than I was in 1980. Thus the reason I want Tsvangirai to be given a chance but mukada kukara comrade hazvibude itai henyu steady. Leave this ZimPF thing and join hands with real democrats – the likes of ana Biti, Ncube, Job Sikhala uyu we99 zve uyu and Joice. But if you want confusion then try to sign an MoU with Gumbo and Mutasa. They still have that confusion from Zanu PF.
Mapombi is a gentleman handivanze ini – it’s either Tsvangirai or Mnangagwa. Yes, ndozvazviri! But Mnangagwa colgate vanenge vakainonokera kuti vachaluma ipapa, hameno.
It’s almost lunch time guys let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. By the way Mphoko akapopota wena hanzi leave Kasukuwere alone he is not going anywhere. Even Grace added her weight zvikanzi Tyson hakuna kwaanoenda she is different from Queen Bee. Kkkkkk mboko imboko!mapombi
