ED: A listening president who never listens

Ladies and gentlemen, summer time is just around the corner and just wish this Lux Dlamini of operation Dudula in neighbouring South Africa would put his madness to an abrupt halt. I was planning to skip the border to visit the beaches in Durban and Capetown where I had been invited nemwana wavatete. My dream of leaving this Chitima only once has been shattered, ini zvangu ini. I have already bought my bikkin yemubero ndichiti ndonoonawo nyanza zvino zvakona. Yeah, the situation seems to have reached S.B Moyo’s level. But are we really in summer, those with calendars can you check if we are really in September coz matonhorero akunomboita so, rangu calendar ndakavesa kare ndatonhorwa.
Anyway, regai nditaure zvangu dzekumusha, l will start here in the Ancient city of MASVINGO haa makanyanya varidzi venyika. Why not? If you always set precedence and pace while the rest follows, then I have got every reason to boast about being ‘Muvhitori, Wezhira’ as some would prefer to call me. I am happy our listening president heard my prayers and boycotted his own party last week. Chakarega kuuya wena kuPresidential Poultry project launch kkk. Yes, kuzongonzwa route yatochinja ED kwaakutopfeka magemenzi ekwaWimbo after all the preparations that had been done kkk. I heard vakabva kunana Zaka uko nemabhazi vachipopota kuti tauya tichinzi kuna president kkk. Ko iko kuzogoverana zvimaSlice zve Bakers Inn bread apo manzi muuye nendiro asi Mwari ave nemi maOrganizers. Muchinyanya kungotevera kwainda mhepo hino swere miromo papata semabwira dota.
Chete he had to go kwaanodiwa coz honestly speaking Masvingo yajamuka, haichada zvachose. At least maonawo kwaanodiwa imi veMasvingo siyanai nemunhu aende kumapositori imi moonawo umwe wekuda chero achizviti ndeweMasvingo. Chete kwaanobva kwacho hatikuzivi, akati kwaMapanzure, konzi kwaChivi kombonzi Gutu, konzi Chirumhanzu konzi Zvishavane aah tingazivawo here isu.Hope haaindi kwa HH zvatakangoona vagere vese toziva kuti vaitaurei iye achinzi ndokune rukuvhute rwake Zambia ikoko.
But why vanhu veMasvingo maakupa musharukwa wenyu cold shoulder at a time he needs you most? He lost the chairperson position to Chiwenga faction, youth almost the same, recently he lost the war veterans post. Mmmm general faction is gaining ground in Masvingo. Everything starts here both in Zanu nekwaNero mind you. Musazoti Mapombi haana kutaura, chati homu chareva. Similarly ndakambokuudzai kuti Chamisa should be aware, ana Mudzingwa nanaMutizwa are regrouping and creating a strong alliance here with Mavhaire and Sitemere being ring leaders mirai muone. 2023 Masvingo will be contested by PDP and People first members. I am sure you saw the highlights in ward 3 Masvingo urban.
Masvingo, the boiling pot of revolutions be it in the ruling or opposition political parties, is living up to the billing and Garwe haraitadza kutumira Jongwe kuzoparura gungano rekugoverana zvitiyo ivo vachimbosimbiswa paWimbo pakirawa. By the way if my memory serves me well, some would remember that Wimbo was once beaten for failing to lend his and supporters’ following to Zanu PF but anyway this time around the leader who I heard is new played his cards well and raifara Garwe rakapfeka gemenzi apo Nero achidhiswa. Ummm but I noticed something unusual, the men who were singing denouncing Chamisa are from one of these chaakati for ED, hakuna mapositori anoimba sezviya nhemaa.
But isvo NERO svine pamuromo hanzi my biggest campaign manager kureva murume waAuxillia haaa show respect youngman. Ko kuzoti Garwe committed Blasphemy by converting church gatherings into political rallies, chete kungoti akadzidzawo chifundisi paLiving Waters Theological Seminary maybe his allegation maybe the allegation is true sekuti anozivawo zveBhaibheri after the course though our own Talent Chiwenga disputed it.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are being led by a listening president who never listens, he only listened one when he fired that Dofora Dokora guy and that was that. He never listened when people ask for the removal of bond note, he never listens when people call for the arrest of corrupt big wigs in his government, he never listens when people say fire Mangudya and Mthuli ah, pedzezvo hanzi I am a listening president imika. People are calling for electoral reforms but hakuna, kutoti we want diaspora vote, no action. Kkk speaking of votes, I am not a soccer fan but I heard Mabhinya ari kudyiwa these days but of late pakazodyiwa mango paGokwe apo kkkk. But bhoo here akomana mango kupinda rakadyiwa, hope there are few lessons drawn from that election as we slowly approach 2023.
But ka ladies and gentlemen, haaa Auxillia paakadzinga mukomana weBhutsu July uyu after Masvikiro amuratidza achida kuroya mukuru via birthday present, a divided opinion engulfed the whole nation with people divided on the real matter but ummm ndaaneimwe pfungwa. Yaaaaa murume iyeyu needs to be tamed and have wings clipped before he goes unabated and wild as he has already shown. Ko saka iye mumoyo make akarwadziwa kuona kuti violence master Mudha has been relieved of his duties and took over the reins. Yaaa Midlands is now the hotspot of violence with powerful political figures contesting for the top post with Amashurugwi . This sinful heart needs straightening before going any further and if it means relieving him of his duties as cabinet minister would be the way to go. Woita zvingani kuti Public works ukutora pese paunoda kusvika kwaSango kuChiredzi, wotizve political violence wava torchbearer? Haaa nyarawo kuchena musoro kukura uko, remekedzawo imvi idzo vechidiki vagodzidzawo.
Yaaa turning to the talk of the moment, haaaa how on Earth would the State shut up and leave Mambanje with no option than granting the US$ 5 million suspect a relaxation of bail conditions allowing him to go and represent Zimbabwe at conferences in Europe. But what kind of a national image are we portraying out there as a country? Zvanyanya kutokurudzira chimbavha sechinoyemurwa. Is the country running out of other personnel that would represent it at such gatherings up until Wadyajena’s case is concluded? It’s a sham. There are certain times one would wish to have been born in China where corrupt leaders are killed because zvedu senyika zvazonyanya ummmm. Ko kuzova arrogant kusvika pakuudza ZACC kuti torai zvese zvandinazvo. Now the system is ignoring all that and busy fighting Dr Stop it, I heard vakatotorerwa matruck avo ah. Apawo they are now after Mboko’s son, nhaka! Something fishy could be behind this Cottco saga, had it not been the case Chikomana chepaGokwe chaisazoganza zvakadaro ummm. A powerful figure is likely to be part of crew behind the scenes in the whole debacle, only time would be the greatest judge. Haa ZACC regai ingopedzisawo tumari tushoma turimo munyika hayo ichingoita seImbwa yachembera isisina kana zino nerimwe zvaro. If they do not have the powers to prosecute and conclude their cases, what’s then is the logic behind that establishment?
Before I go zvangu for my usual lunch yemaputi nemabanana akaora, can someone tell me where father Mukonori is? He is quiet as usual but I am sure he should just show his face now and lead another negotiation. Hamuzvioniwo imi? We are suffering and I just want people to close doors and talk with Father Mukonori mediating as usual. I don’t know who will be negotiating but I think ndozvataakungoda senyika. If anyone see Mboko please tell him that ED is copying him on chicks, kuno kuMasvingo zvakauya asi kubhaiza pakusunga mwana wake vachiti akatenha muriwo RAPE. Mboko Imboko!!!