Mudha gone, July Moyo , Mai Mutsvangwa beware

Kana ndichitaura batai mazwi Ladies and Gentlemen, yes kuitira mangwana. I have been telling you countless times that this Mangudya Panonetsa guy tag teamed with Mthuvi Ncube are the worst jokes we have ever had senyika. Now, I am sure you now agree with me because he has been ranked among the worst central govenors in the world kkkkk. It didn’t need the Global Finance Magazine to tell us that Mangudya is useless and has failed us as a nation. I was crystal clear and I don’t know why we still have him as the governor, ko kumbochinjawo, I think even I can be a better governor than this Panonetsa joke. They said the auction rate will arrest the bond –US rate hike but it looks like its increasing every day. Apa he once said if the bond doesn’t work he will resign, I think we all agree that this thing is not working and I guess it’s time for you to resign, or to be fired kkkk. Ko Mudha akaenda wani madhongi achikuma kkkk.
Speaking of Mudha, Vakuru vakati chaitemura chava kuseva ukazonzwa konzi chotemurazve haa ibva waziva kuti tadzoka kumavambo. That is what we are going through as a country, infact tiri kutenderera. We were in the 1992 ESAP era, tikapinda early 2000, 2009 ndokumbopinda murifa paGNU paya but now we are limping back towards 2008 Kkkkk seka zvako mapombi. This is what we are doing senyika but other individuals are also in the same predicament, chete nhamo yeumwe hairambirwi sadza. Kugarika mwena unoguma kkkk, today I am into tsumo and madimikira too much. I am talking about this Mushurugwi and former state security minister Mudha Owen Ncube akadai kutonhodzwa saChauruka. Chete people don’t learn, Zanu PF chiororo ask Jonso kana Tyson kkkk, even Dr Gire chaivo knows it. When the news arrived here at Chitima lately as usual, many were surprised but I was not kkk, I just heard he has been recalled for improper conduct and we were a bit puzzled, wondering as to what could have transpired. Akanyanyoitei chaizvo kkkk. But I don’t sympathise with that guy at all, infact his recall was long overdue, simply because he was appointed there seshamwari yemukuru, he was being rewarded of something at the expense of us the citizenry but in actual sense even the ministry yacho is useless, we can’t be having many cabinet ministers duplicating ministries, Ministry of Defence, Ministry of state security, cant that be one thing?
But who is the teacher and student between Dambudzo and Togarasei aka Dougie Dougie on elimination of political enemies through recalls. PaMidlands pambonyanyoitei apa, is it a a coincidence kuti Dougie recalls Makombe then ED recalls Mudha? I am sure this is not going to end with Mudha, July Moyo should be careful he might follow the same unceremonious exit route. Be careful July, nyaya yeshangu yaakukudzokera kkk. You didn’t know kuti Auxillia In’anga kkkk. Ko hamusi kuziva kuti Mudha and July recently shifted their allegiance and went into the other basket, ndonyaya iripo apa factionalism at play kkkk. I am warning you June July kuti beware, if you are not careful you might follow kkk. Tough luck Mudha, violence has no place even in the party whose genes breed violence kkkkk. Ko kombi izere neMaShurugwi wawoidii iyo nhai Owen, a whole minister kusada kusiyana nechikorokoza. Anyway, you might have just been a victim of circumstances just because you decided to go it the violent way. Iwewo Dhagi, on the service delivery front, chaos is reigning supreme Togarasei isu, how shall we live? Vakatumidza vanenge vaiziva sure kkkk. Of course how is the ordinary citizenry whose elected representatives both in House of Assembly and local authorities,you are firing santanto,willy-nilly going to live? You are affecting service delivery, people are now even in darkness as they cannot relay their issues to the responsible authority. As a political party, whose interests are you serving Togarasei?
Masvingo is at it again, the politics of this country are bred in this city kkkk, kubva tichinana Zvobgo maths dzaiitirwa kuno, even our soft coup was announced from here, yes paya painzi the situation in our country has reached another level, it was being broadcasted from Masvingo. Masvingo ndoyakamira naED pazvanga zvakaoma paya, ask Chadzamira kkkk, now the province is doing it again, vari kurwa vamire naGeneral kkkk, the Chiwenga faction has taken over the reins in Masvingo with Mavhenyengwa fronting the team kkk, lets watch and see, Kumagumo kune nyaya uku. Chiwenga haasi kumira ladies and gentlemen, he saw now he has experience yekuita acting president internally. Ko handi anosisiiwa nacho izvozvi akatobuda ari panyanga dzenyika hake, now he is practicing outside kkkk. He went to represent the president in Malawi on a SADC mission, mirai muone zvenyu. Chakakwana pamaHead of State ipapo rubbing shoulders and whispering in their ears kuti manje manje ndogona kungopinda kkk. He is making allies kunze uko.I don’t want to talk much about these guys, infact Zanu yacho yese zvayo, all the people in it are dead from neck upwards so we are being led by the living dead.
What a political Jabberwocky, a political hocos-pocos, Masvingo has come up with. Ko Energy Mutodi is back kkkk kudzoka kuvakafa zvokwadi kkkk. Kana akahwina mupeiwo chimuti amhanye iwe Mavhenyengwa. But honestly and frankly speaking ladies and gentlemen apa tichaonerera, how the two offices of ZANU PF chair and resident minister of will work. A lot is yet to be resolved between their warring factions pachiratidzanwa masimba, inenge ingori haivhiyiwi haivhiyiwi kkkk. Robson has clearly shown defiance and is adamant that only losers will always appeal against such outcomes but the results will stand.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi for lunch, let me talk a bit about Nero and his team. Iye Nero anombonzi baba aniko kkkk, nyaya yezita yanetsa iyi. The wait is so long and should be over. Fadzi, Jobho,Chibadura Tendai newe Cobra haaa it’s high time you show seriousness and let your followers know the new brand you have been talking about and promising because March is drawing nearer. Hanzi naFadzi we will tell the people at the right time. What right time inodarika ino? Don’t misuse patience and wasting time, you are wasting the people’s time. In fact, you are just like Zanu PF, you don’t listen to the masses, we have been saying this over and over again, just find a new name and we will follow that. A name is nothing but the idea, people follow and the leaders pushing the idea not a name, what is MDC? We need a name time ichiripo so that we cram it on time. Zimbos are not fools, regai vanoda mazita vatore tione akavapa mavotes. I will not talk much about this today and I hope by this day, same time next week the situation would have changed.
Has anyone seen any change from 2021 situation? Remember this is the year of growth as said by the president, President wenyika kwete president wevanhu, hope maibata. Where is Tyson these days? Anyarara but I heard he is planning something with Chiwenga. I hope they will include Mphoko in their plans, Mboko Imboko !!