Nyika irikuputswa nevene vayo

Nhamo haibvi pane imwe ladies and gentlemen zvokwadi vakataura vana Sorojena kuti nhamo neman’a hazvisiyani, or murombo haarovi chine nguwo kkkk, I hear there is another Covid-19 variant in SA and Botswana. Ko yadii kuita kunana Malawi kana Mozambique amana. Everyone knows South Africa and Botswana are a hub for a number of our country’s population and as we approach Christmas holiday, they will be flocking home to see family members and friends. Zvino with the skilled rebhara and his poor health ministry tinopona here? I hope God will spare us a little bit more as he has been doing even though these guys at the helm of our country have been giving themselves credit kkkk.
I hear our crazy Minister of Finance presented a multi-billion dollar budget, is it really worth it asi? Rotoshanda here budget riya or it’s just a formality because what I know is the national purse is also Zanu PF’s. As elections approach kunongonzi Mangudya tipewo mari apa, Zanu PF is not on the budget kkkk. Iko kutozoenda nekaportifolio kunge paiva nezvine musoro kkkkk. But I don’t understand, kaportifolio kaya kanenge kaneyi chaizvo, mukati kanenge kasina mbanje here imi? Kkkk speaking of marijuana, I heard people debating whether the CEO was drunk or he was not feeling well or it was just a drama kkkk. Hanzi he mistakenly hanged his tie in place of the usual scarf kkkk. Ndosikuudzai kuti team iya inoputa masamba chaiwo but hamubvume kkkk. yange isati yaperaka whiskey yekuScotland kkkkkk. I know many of you want to hear my line of thinking but surely handitoziviwo kkkk. What I know is that it is contrary to what has been said by Jamwanda zvekuti havamwi from June to December kkk. If you listen to some of the guy’s statements you will agree with me. I think most of our leaders across the political divide vanomborohwa chaiko kkkkk. Even mukomana chaiye, I know he is talented pakutaura chaipo but sometimes anenge akarohwa paya kkkkk.
I like the mantra by the CEO of this company called Zimbabwe. Hanzi Nyika inovakwa nevene vayo, that’s very true, a nation is built by its citizens, brick by brick Mr President, tell them ini ndikataura vanozoti ndopenga kkkk. However, the challenge is you seem not to know kuti the same applies to destroying it kkkk. Nyika inoputswa nevene vayo maCdes if you didn’t know. Kkk so I think my avid readers are getting the sense now kkk. This country is a Pvt Ltd company of Mnangagwa who happen to be the CEO and his sons and a few from friends and other relatives. They are the ones destroying this beautiful country ladies and gentlemen. They started by ripping us off ownership of the country bva vaiita yavo and we became the second class citizens. Now they are saying Nyika inovakwa nevene vayo, nonsense, you are the owners construct it, kana isu tiri vene vayo why denying us our rights. We need to choose our own leaders and we have been doing it ever since but our voices do not matter. Zanu PF is destroying this country and everyone knows that, so kana kuchinzi nyika inovakwa nevene vayo, how do we fit in that equation? We don’t have the power nor resources to build, isu totodawo kuti dai tavaka nyika but you are suppressing us.
Ko ZACC yati yava nemazino here nhai ladies and gentlemen, I hear they have been in Masvingo, Zaka to be precise where they are alleged to have been dealing with Zaka RDC rot, that’s good but ndakazonzwa kuti they pounced on a nonentity school called Govere where the school head is accused of stealing some bags of maize from the school feeding programme. Haa nhai Zacc, ko police yozoitei. Zacc should be dealing with issues not tissues, deal with councils and other politicians’ kwete kugondera mukonokono igo riripo.
I have been telling you ladies and gentlemen that this time around kuti Zanu will block people from registering muchiramba manje ndezvipi. I heard they had promised to carry out mobile voter registration manje vaakuti hee vanhu havana zvitupa kkkkk, this country is a joke sure. People are queuing every day to get IDs which is a basic human right. Zanu PF is well aware that most of the new registrants are Chamisa’s votes so they won’t want new people to register kkkk. This is a simple chidobi ladies and gentlemen apa you are busy training agents and urging each other to collect V11 forms kkkk. I hear at the local registrar’s office apa people come and book to get IDs kkkkk, what a joke kkk, kuto booker ladies and gentlemen kunge passport kkk, haa ini zvangu ini.
Ladies and gentlemen can an intellectual school me on the Black Friday and the essence of commemorating such a day. Just a few people pitched up at the most celebrated shops for the purchase of Exmas goodies, and it defies logic that a few variety of goods were offered to the general public.
Ko iye Killer ongogwauta ari kuzhe komusha, nhai veduwe chakawira mwana wehama hachisekwi ko iye mwana muparadzi akadzorwa mumusha ,ko uyu momurashirepiko.
Mubvunzo kuna Dr Nero our own opposition ,MDC Alliance leader, why would the movement do away with such characters like Jefferson Chitando muchitadza kuvapa chikundhla chinana Gudzameso icho. Ko chozikamwa hapanaka kuna Derrick.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, regai ndimbopfuura nepa16 days of activism against gender based violence. I don’t want to talk much about the Linda Masarira and Hopewell Mbudziyadura Chin’ono kkkk, I just want to warn Chin’ono to avoid playing around with the truth like that, tiri muMwedzi wembudzi hatidi mashura. Since we are on the 16 days madii kungotiwo Marry awane mkana wekuona vana vake just like you have given Mupfumira her passport. Just spare a thought for ANNAMACHAYA15@GIRLSNOTBRIDES.
Ko Killer Zivhu arikupopota pamusoro peBudget ra2022 aripiko, koi ye Hamandishe aishandidzana naChipanga Kudzanai kuCommissariate aripiko?, eish I miss these guys who worked well with our beloved VP Mphoko.
Mboko imboko.