This recall madness should stop

Zimbabwe is full of surprises ladies and gentlemen, I am sure mese mukuzvionawo. When I first heard about this Chabangu guy I thought maybe it was just one of the jokes on social media or maye achangoitawo hake like Sybeth but now tikutoona kuti akaregwa akabata demo anopedza miti yese. Yes someone should take that axe before he turns the forest into a desert. What is he doing recalling the people we voted for heee, what’s that. It has to stop now and I mean now. I can see someone is still in the election mode when all of us had accepted defeat, ah it’s not defeat, vanhu vakazongogamuchira kuti Zanu PF parigging chibaba vakati regai zvakadaro and now some1 starts again recalling people to send us into by-elections. We cannot be in election mode for the next five years. People need time to do other things like kutoitava chaiko. Tovaita nguvai tiri busy kufunga election. I think now you all see kuti our constitution is full of holes, how doeas it allow luti munhu akasarudzwa nevanhu to be recalled by some1. Hanzi if you cease to represent the party’s interests, which are those. Elected leaders serve the people’s interests not parties, that where we missed the whole game. Chete moti zvaidiiwo when the constitution was made by Mwonzora and Mangwana. They are the cul
I miss DR Gire zvangu, she would have called Chabangu to order, and she would have called him kuti iwe Chabangu, Chabangu, Chabangu huya pano. Baba let me tell you nezvaChabangu uyu, Chabangu, was atrade unionist who joined MDC when it was formed. He became Matebeleland North Provincial Youth Chairperson in 2006. He eventually became Mat North provincial Chairperson taking over from Senator Cup, ah sorry, I mean Komichi. He later joined the Renewal team and was in the standing committee under Biti. He came back to the main camp under PDP when MDC Alliance was formed. He campaigned flat out in 2018 and again when CCC was formed so musanyeperwa kuti haazikanwi, vanomuziva ava. Ndiye Chabangu uyu. But iwewe Chabangu, zvemarecalls zvawava kuita izvi you STOP IT kkkk. Dai Dr Gire varipo I tell you, nothing of this sort would have ever happened. I told you last week kuti Zanu PF is after 2/3rds majority mukaramba hino hezvo. Its hand is very visible, Mwonzora was used and dumped like a used condom now vakawanaimwe poto yekuridza.
On a serious note, we need to amend the constitution as soon as possible, the issue of recalls should be stopped at all costs. Remember some people left their work and paid bus fares to go and vote for some candidates who are now being recalled by this crazy guy. He has a mental issue and should be arrested and send to rehab because I am sure he is abusing a certain drug. No one in his right mind would copy what Togarasei did recently. We all saw the results, haana chaakawana after all. What does this Chabangu guy aiming to achieve by this. Zvino ZEC without EU funding vanozvigona? How was he allowed to just recall our very own Mayor Shantiel. kuRecaller Musikana sure. Asi chii nhai. I heard the girl wept bitterly when she received the letter. Kuchema chaiko, you think I am lying. Kana muchifunga ndonyepa go and ask the driver, hanzi uyu anonzi Chivafa. He is the one who delivered the bad news after she refused to come and collect it kuCouncil.
But I am sure she has learnt a lesson, munhu anoita upenyu hwebanga anofa nebanga kkk. She got in through the backdoor and here are the results. I have seen former Cllr Rocky is readying himself for the by-election, engaging Zesa here and there giving updates in different situations. But he warned you kuti you can’t take a person from the dust motomuti ndiye ava candidate. Hanzi I want justice zvino who knows, pamwe ndoJustice yacho which was sought by Rocky. If anyone is close to Rocky please tell him kuti bhora pasi, kwedu kwachirmudombo taiti dota pora imbwa ivate. After all Rocky and Chabangu were together kwaBiti kuPDP uko. It’s a calculated move I can see. But Masvingo Cllrs are all happy, they were whipped into line to vote for musikana but deep down vaisada zvavo.
I feel pity for Shantiel sure, she made history by becoming the first female mayor for Masvingo, The youngest Mayor in Masvingo and Zimbabwe at large then now she is becoming the shortest serving Mayor. Asi Chii neMsvingo and Gutu. Anyone care to remember about Chimedza. I mean Paul Chimedza? He was the youngest governor, from Gutu and become the shortest serving minister of state kkkk. So what’s gonna happen now, let’s say Chabangu succeeds to recall Musikana, then Mberi from Gutu will take over the reins? Imiwoye inga Gutu yakaoma. Remember kuZanuwo maMinisters ose ndeekwaGutu. Chitando, Muriwra, Chadzamira, Simbanegavi, Matuke and soon Paradza is coming in. when is the byelection by the way. We all know kana Chinobva aripo Shanty will bounce back so relax zvako musikana, all is well and all shall be well. I am sure she had not resigned kuPosvo, she can go back vofana kubata bata variko waiting for the date so that she bounces back again.
Anyway, pane anozivawo her kuti how the speaker of parliament is going to react to the Zanu PF Chabangu, uyu hanzi Tafadzwa Manyika. Is he related to the Nora Nora Singer? Pmawe iHama yacho who is avenging Elliot’s death kkk. Chete playing this card with Zanu PF is a mere waste of time nekutsvakawo relevance zvako. Look at Sybeth Musengezi, where is he? The matter could be still at court but still Trabablas wacho is still in power. We thought maybe SADC will help him but alas, it’s just a toothless bulldog as ever. Mumba tried his best but he has limits semunhuwo. Chetewo vanhu vanga vaakunyanya kufarira SADC yachowo.
I have seen Masvingo Town was busy with graduation ceremonies recently, Bondolfi, Masvingo Teachers then lastly GZU. Yes vafana vari kufara i saw a lot of make and mess Ups in town, vana vari kufara regai vapedze manew vendors apinde, vanga varipo vava nekamwe kakuonererwa so kkkk. Seka zvako Mapombi kuseka nhamo serugare. I thought Trabablas had only made a mistake to retain Mutuvi Ncube but I am just seeing kuti he made a grave mistake to retain Murwira. He is a useless professor and I wonder huProffessor hwacho akambohuwana kupi chaizvo. He is going around the country achipiwa ma allowances from the tax payers’ money to speak nonsense. He is telling teachers at graduation ceremonies that they need to create their own employment kkk. You want teachers to start private schools? nhaiwe Amon, can you come and explain to me and the whole country what you really mean when you say they should create employment for themselves. Why do you train them if the government can’t employ them? Why can’t we just train a reasonable number? Hee education 5.0, hee innovation hub, what is that. What has the 5.0 education achieved since inception? Mutikwanire imimi if you get a chance, nxaaa.
But naivo vafana vacho vanazvowo, hanzi tongoenda nyika inogona kuzonaka at least unenge une kapaper kako kkkk. Yes it’s good to dream like that but mmm, ini I nolonger have hope. I no longer have faith even in the Godisinit and the bible verses. But I like the enthusiasm with the graduates, I hear all the hotel and lodges in the ancient city were fully booked. Even paBackpackers and other brothels in town were full. I even offered my shack at Chitima market but they refused after they mistook me for a destitute which I am not.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi for lunch, let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, brace for a series of byelections, we are yet to see more recalls pambweri apo unless someone stops this Chabangu, ah ndakorekitwa, hanzi it’s not Chabangu but Tshabangu kkk, anyway, chero zvazvaita. First by election 9November musazoti handina kukuudzai kkkk Imboko Imboko !!!!