Imi vanhu mukaita zvekutamba ndovhotera Valerio makatemba, after all I am a woman, why not support a fellow woman. We had vowed with other vendors here at Chitima kuti we will vote for Linda nekusageza kwake coz men have proved to be a failure when it comes to politics and fixing the economy. Zvaakuda ana amai izvi. However, not chero mai, I am not referring to women like Kashiri, her heart is just like other men in Zanu PF. I mean someone with a heart of a real woman. Even akaita Mukomana like Chamisa as long as ane moyo waamai its better. We cannot continue being led by an iron fist in this century, by the way tiri in which century, ko ndichambozviziva here ini kkk. It is all because of Mthuli and Panonetsa and their bond notes nxaa. What I know is that what is happening does not conform to the century we are in. Viva Valerio Viva kkk, hameno kana iriyo slogan yacho kkk. I like the lady’s character, she fought tooth and nail to get on the ballot kwete zvaana Linda. Nhasi zvangu nevakomana vepaMwenezi East, I heard them forcing women to sing Musha waani une Bhunu tibhombe and Valerio iBhunu just like Kitsi. Valerio’s court issue yabva yandifungisa kumacourts.
Kana pane ari close to Chief Shumba can you please ask him to visit me paChitima market apa, I need to have a pep talk with him. Yes I mean this guy wekuimba ED Pfee and Musangano wakasimba kumasero. I want him to clearly explain to me what he meant by his song Musangano wakasimbira kumasero. That song is lyrically good zvekuti ukasateerera mushe you end up believing it but to be frank with you, that’s hogwash, that’s a lie. The truth is that, Musangano wakasimbira kumaCourts. Ndikunzwei futi muchiimba kuti musangano wakasimbira kumasero, imika, tikwanirei. If you think I am lying ask Thabani Mpofu. I also predict we will see the same scenario before the end of August.
Before I forget, I hope all those prophets who want to predict the outcome of these elections are finalizing. Yes we need to hear the predictions now because the elections are around the corner, yeah paseri apo and zvikafamba mushe we will have a new beginning, I mean a new cabinet or even a new president, only God Knows. I am not a prophet nor a seer so I don’t want to predict but ndofunga mese muri kungoonawo zviri kuitika. People are so calm and I hope it’s not calm before a storm. Chete vanhu vaakuziva zvavanoda, vanhu vanoziva pekuvhotera imiwe. However, the opposition should sleep with one eye open, Ladies and gentlemen. I know some of you celebrated the short victory of the Bulawayo 12. I know that was a deliberate ploy by Zanu PF to divert attention to real issues, to real rigging strategies, wait and see. I discovered kuti panga pasina nyaya when I heard kuti ZEC is on the same side with CCC, ndakabva ndabeka comma kkk. Kutanga riini ZEC kuva against Zanu? The whole drama was simply to prove a false point that the judiciary system is not captured, observers were already in. I suspect we will go to courts after this mirai muone, zvenyu and everyone will see that musangano wakasimbira kumasero, ah, sorry, kumaCourts.
I want to say well-done to our esteemed police officers in Masvingo, they did a good hell of a job to show how Zanu PF controls them. They managed to expose how brutal the system is. Inini hangu I think they did that deliberately, they wanted to expose the government by all means, they are also struggling ladies and gentlemen vanzwireiwo tsitsi. Very few bosses are eating and most of them dai pasina kuti vanofamba vachipemha pese pese kuti vawane lunch mutown dai atori ma1 kkk.
But I want to warn our fellows from the force, please respect people, zvema teargas pfirai pasi imbwa dzinonge, what I heard last week zvakandicheka guru kuti dambu dambu. How can they throw teargas on innocent people? Kuda kumutsa mweya wehondo. Our grannies in old railways uko vakapedzisira kuona zviya during Smith’s time. But naiyewo mukomana wacho anazvo, sure kusvika na5 vanhu vaswera the whole day vakangomirira. But anodiwa hake mfana wacho, vanhu vakamirira the whole day. But dai ndirini handaimirira izvovzo. Apa I heard he had nothing for Masvingo, kana kutaurawo zvekuno kuChitima market, kana kutaurawo zvemvura hayo busy kutaura zvemaChiefs muno mutown. I think vana Mureri havana kumuudza zvakakwana. I think they should advise him on the real issues that affects Masvingo not zvekugadzwa kwemachiefs kana zvekupa Mnangagwa maPecks ake, hatinei nazvo isu.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, since the elections are around the corner, where is that party iya yainzi CCC. Not yemukomana, the other one iya yakatanga iya kkk. Haa zvatoitirwa muZimbabwe mahora. Chakazoendepi chiparty chiya kkk. Zvabva zvandifungisa Togarasei akati Ra Ra Ra kkk. That guy owes us an apology. A big apology to the people of Zimbabwe. How can he raise people’s hopes like that only to pull out of the race in the 11th hour. I am told that what he is saying about ZEC irregularities is just a scapegoat, the issue is on nyaya yekufailer to pay for his parliamentarians’ nekudya the political party funds ega. He knows he won’t get a single cent in both parliament and council.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, my message to you is simple, don’t be intimidated, no one will see who you voted for. I am just worried who the G40s will vote for since Tyson WaBantu was barred from the race kkk. Vamwe kurambidzwa vachida vamwe vachibuda vega kkk maybe they will vote for Valerio. But my friend Mphoko and Robby Junior will vote for the croc. I heard Mphoko recently featured at a rally kkk and like always, Roby Junior attends and I am sure you know what it means. Anyway, till after elections, Mboko iMboko.
Shame on you Masvingo Police
