Winds of change should blow towards Zimbabwe

But Ladies and gentlemen, before we talk about today’s issues let me hasten to ask you this, takazoti munhu anoenda pachikomo anenge akaita sei zviya? What is a national hero to say the least, is it being a Zanu PF member or someone who have contributed to the development of this country? We need to have a written down document on who should be a hero and it should not be debated and not be Zanu PF or the president’s prerogative. How can one be declared a hero at personal discretion? Honestly kungoti any looter who has died is a hero is not a doing kkk. Ana Chidawu vongonzi ma national heroes ava vakamboitei chaizvo? What did he do except looting and being involved munana Pomona saga imomu nxaa. Isusu vanaMapombi the real heroes who died for this country are suffering but even ndikafa no one will debate my hero status. Don’t you think how I am speaking and telling the truth is fighting? How I am braving and coping with the chilly weather owing to Tugwi-Mukosi dam. Hey the cold spell looks like is going to persist apa I HAVE NO JUZI MMMM. I want to believe that Tugwi-Mukosi is combining efforts with Mutirikwi because Kyle ari ega zvaisambodai. I think it’s because this dam is being underutilised, if it was I don’t think it would have the power to produce these cold fronts. Do we really have a government in this country; if we have then it is biased. How can we the people from Masvingo and Chivi only benefit Chando while Chiredzi people enjoy the water? The host to the dams are not benefiting anything kunze kweChando. Haaya now Dendairy yototanga madiridziro eLucerne yavo nemvura yekwaChivi vagary veko vakati vavava, hee Master plan is complete but it is taking years to implement and I doubt if ever there is any such.
But why are we Zimbabweans misinterpreting the Bible, a whole Chief failing to understand that though the bible says Muporofita haana rukudzo kune vekwake, some like Isaiah and Elijah fought oppressive kings.Look at Ahab and Naboth vineyard debacle. The new Pan African Chief is doing it the wrong way and now he is proving not to respect his own people and favour the Zambians. The bible clearly states that charity begins at home iwe Zephania. I saw a video the Chief without land visiting hospitals across the Zambezi apo. Haaa Hichilema waakaromba naye mukukutu shuwa. Ko muporofita arikuda dunhu risiri rekwakeka apa. I saw him dishing out ma US$ 100 to women there zvavasati vakamboita chero paNemamwa haayas. As if that was not enough, he went on a buying spree kuChitima market yekuZambia ikoko ndikashamisika kuti ko madomasi voda kozvibikira here kana kuti varikugara muHotera. Chete zvese zviriko hazvirambiwe. Very funny kkk. We need you to visit paProvincial Hospital apa before going kuZambia.
Ko I hear mweya wakabata Boris recently spread to Italy, why are our prayers always being answered in Europe vakomana, why can’t our leaders do the same than to wait and be humiliated like what is happening to Chakwera kunana Chabwino paMalawi apa kkkk. I salute the people of Malawi, they defended their vote paya and now they are demonstrating against nonsense from Chakwera. I knew people of Malawi were being deceived by Chakwera’s accent but chaizikanwa hapana paya kkk. Kunzwa British accent vakati zvedu zvaita kkk he will be able to negotiate for better deals with the Europeans. Zimbabweans should also learn the same, changing the government is not always the solution we saw it in 2017. Again if vetted, ukabhaiza you should go, especially when you fail to fulfil promises kkk. Kana angopinda 2023 akangobhaiza we should kick him out, hatidi vanozoti ndipei more time because nyika yange yanyanya kuparara when at rallies they are busy promising people that they can fix it within a very short period.
I pray every day that those winds of change should blow towards this side, we need it here, and we should rectify the mistake we made together in 2017. Everyone was there and it’s now everyone’s duty to play a part as we did in November. If I had the power I would just make sure kuti those who are on top have resigned because they have really failed. Ukaona a whole president aakuita zvekudonator zvitiyo kkkk. I thot zvakapera naMboko zvino iiii. Chete ED is good at copying haanawo zvake zvaanogona kutanga. Even the scarf issue was copied from Banana kkkk.
But guys in 2023 dai mamboitawo Nero ambotorawo vakomana, ko handiti haasi mutorwa here, he grew up pedu paGutu zvozikanwa nemuhu wese kwete vamwe vane controversial upbringing. Moda afe asina kutongawo moti vana Johanna vongofa vasina kumboita enjoy here. Moda vanaSikhala vadii sure kkkk? But kana mapinda hatidi vanozoti takaifira tikaisungirwa, everyone is a hero now. But imi maChinja why do you whistle when Chin’ono and Ruhanya praise sing CCC but motsamwa when the same rebuke you. Toda vanhu vanobvuma kutsiurwa imi aaah.
But guys do two walk together unless they have made an appointment? Yes/No and the answer will depend on how you feel about or view the subject matter. Kkkk asika Marko Simbanda akamboimba yaDhongi naMvuu and am sure you all know how the clever donkey tricked the Hippo kuti amurovese nevanhu. I hear this is what happened between ED and the Generari. The Generari was promised that Scarfmore will have one term ivo votora imwe but we all heard him saying 2030 ndenge ndichipo. Anyway, the soldier or general who intervened or mobilized such a sanitized military coup in 2017 is now struggling to remind his master of their agreement of one term. We all know what later happened when the donkey wanted to cross the flooded river kkk. 2023 I don’t think the donkey will cross and the Hippo will be there to remind him.
Ko I saw Mr Ibu’s twin brother bouncing back from hibernation kkk. Mahiya is back with his usual ugliness kkkk, chakatowedzera kushata wena. I thought akatevera twiny Matemadanda kuMozambique kkkk. I am sure his coming back means something; remember he was at the forefront towards November 2017. Something is brewing mirai muone, ndotemba naMahiya.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, where is our own accent guy? Kkk we have our own guy with the British accent who was overshadowed naFadzi Mahere. I am talking about Nero’s George Charamba, the presidential spokesperson Dr Ngululeko or Nkululeko Sibanda hameno. He is quiet these days with his accent, I miss it so much kkk. Sure he just disappeared like Mboko, if anyone sees him please tell him we miss him so much and his accent. If you see Mboko tell him kuti ED is copying him on chicks and incubators kkkk. Mboko imboko.