ZANU PF, CCC two sides of the same coin

Whoever said Zimbabweans are the most educated people in Africa should be imprisoned and the keys thrown away, that was a big fat lie chete. Oh chete it’s not about being educated but literacy. How can educated people be duped year after year with these Ponzi schemes. How on earth will people who are literate be scammed so easily? Let me tell you from today onwards my readers, hakuna chemahara. When we grew up kwedu kwaChirimudombo we used to say chemahara mushana but it was also a lie, kana watouda mushana wacho you have to go kwauri. Unotoufambira so there is nothing that comes easy. God said muchadya cheziya and that’s it. In 2021 people lost millions to Elamant, Crypto nana Beven then imi ndopomobvuma zvenyu kutengeswa.
I used to hate things that starts with Z like ZRP but now even zvinotanga na E. I heard even vana vechikoro no longer trust E-learning kkk. E-Commerce, E-wallet. But I need one person ari serious who was in this E-Creator thing to come and tell me what were they creating, or what they thought were creating. You can’t buy something online that is not delivered to you and expect to make money out of just clicking something that doesn’t exist. This is how blind Zimbabweans are. Ndikunzwei futi muchiseka Lobengula kuti he was tricked using sugar and a rocking chair.
I wonder where those people who blame Zanu PF for rigging its way into power every election get the guts to do so when most of the Zimbabwean people are duped easily like this. Kana vanhu vachibvuma kubirwa nePonzi scheme kuzoti Zanu PF zvayo, haa imi tikwanirei, stop blaming ZANU PF on your flaws.
Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to express my deepest condolences on the passing of the greatest faith leader Zimbabwe has ever had. Zimbabwe has lost a leader who contributed much to the development of this nation through education and preaching peace. RIP baba Guti, you fought a good fight. Vamwe tichichema Baba Guti and Chevrons imi busy kuchema E-Creator. However, hameno tichafambirepi na Panganai and his followers. Hanzi Java anoona kkk, that clown ma1, anyway, ndezvake naMwari. I am also in pain that the Chevrons failed to qualify. Iye akazoti magames anopedzisirwa kuBulawayo ndiyaniko. This is how we lost the plot, Dai takangopedzera masports kuHarare kune statue yaMbuya Nehanda. But the Chevrons wo futi, havana kumbosiyana neopposition party dzemuno, before elections munenge muchiti haa this time it’s a walk over, then election time unonzwa vakuti takabirirwa.
Ladies and gentlemen, as we go for elections, let’s choose wisely, lets just know that the second republic and CCC are opposite sides of the same coin, you cannot separate them but cannot view them at once, infact, zvakafanana kkk. I know maNerorists won’t agree with me and even varakashi4ED will not believe me but that’s the truth. Zanu PF says they are the new dispensation and they don’t want to be judged by what the party was doing since 1980. The same as CCC, they claim they are not MDC and cannot be judged by what happened in urban councils since 2000 when MDC took over. In fact, the two came about through coups. Trabablas couped uncle Bob paTV everyone and everyone was watching, similarly Nero couped Madam Khupe who was elected at congress paya takatarisa. She was lucky, they wanted to burn her alive kuBuhera uko. Akaponeswa nekunaya uswa hwakaramba kubata moto kkk. Vakafanana vanhu ava. Zanu PF believes in Sanctions while CCC believes in Corruption kkkk. But Mukomana akazoonera now, he is trying to charm the war vets and the security forces, hanzi Mapurisa edu, Masoja edu, maWar Wets edu, I hope they hear him and vote for him timbochinjawo imi kkk. But Mukati Trabablas na Nero havatambidzani midzanga at night?. At rallies they are always joking, nothing serious. I believe they smoke the same grade of mbanje that’s why their speeches are nothing but jokes, the difference is only the other one does dry jokes while the other does amusing ones kkk, ndomaPresident Manyama.
Now they are copying each other on promises and Tyson has also joined in. Trabablas started it by promising Epworth people title deeds. Vakazopiwa or Vakanzi after election? Tyson is promising the same if he wins which we all know he won’t, but in case he does, he is promising tittle deeds. The young boy also promised people in Chilonga the same. But I once heard some saying Nero is Chiwenga’s project, now Chiwenga was in Chilonga installing Chief Gezani, Nero followed next week, Achibva kuChilonga ndopaakauya akuisa golden chair paTwitter. Infact it was a royal Golden Chair. Chete you will accuse me of yep yepping too much so let me leave that story or ndorara zvangu ndavingwa nevakomana vema Nylon Suits and dark glasses. Ah, I had left out that one, Nero now has his own guys, I am yet to feel the material used to make the suits but they are also black.
Tine Mabhishu manyama atichakupai kkk, hanzi naTrabablas vakomana endai kuMt Darwin kune maBhishu manyama kkk. Why does a whole president look down upon us women like this. In this era where the president is supposed to be rallying the country towards development he is busy encouraging mjolo. Ndikafunga mabhishu ndobva ndafunga this one that made headlines last year, uya ainzi Susan Mutami, akazoenda nepiko. I heard akazongoperawo kunge mai Mujuru kkkk, Dr Amai Gucci Gire is following, havasi kubatika zvekumhanya.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, I want someone to school me team Mwonzora, Kasukuwere, and many others vari kumbonyatsopiwei chaizvo to be in the race? Because we can all agree kuti hapana anoluma pakati pavo unless we have another coup. All progressive Zimbabweans are supposed to leave their respective camps and join either Zanu or CCC so that the one who wins anonyatsohwina so that we deal with legitimacy issues, I hope you agree with me when I say it’s either ZANU or CCC, the rest are wasting their time and ours. Chete team racho here, Tyson is getting endorsement from CCC supporters who want him to split ZANU PF vote, the same applies to ZANU PF members who are supporting Mwonzora with the hope that he will poach some votes from Chamisa and I tell you these two are twins moramba. The only difference is that one is in and one is out. The one who is out is saying buda ndipindewo and vakapinda kare vari kublocker vamwe kkk. But ndarota zvaita, if you persuade me I will tell you my dream.
If anyone sees Egypt Dzinemunhenzva please pass my greetings. I heard he did not even to raise the needed 20k to be in the race unlike Linda who tried and tried kkk. Mboko Imboko.