Thursday, September 23, 2021
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Auxilia: Another Grace in the making!

So you are telling me that the
whole acting president of the Republic of Zimbabwe failed to bring to an end
the strike by the skilled labourers – I mean the junior doctors? But it took
Auxilia a few hours to end the strike by the skilled labourers kkkkkkkk its
very telling who is more powerful than the other.
Mapombi needs to be skilled
though; does being first lady automatically makes one fits into government
structures? I am not so learned saka ndibatsireiwo vehama because I am failing
to understand it kuti the acting state president failed to end the junior
doctors strike but Auxilia wouya woita meeting kuState House and suddenly the
doctors resume operations, what kind?
I am a gentleman ndinofira kureva
chokwadi nguva dzese; Auxilia proved beyond doubt that she is more powerful
than the acting president. Yes, Kedha is powerless! Kkkkk do you still remember
that young man from Zinasu who once warned Kedha that you can bleach your skin
but not our nurses and doctors? Kkkkk kairotswa kamufana kaye karipiko ndimbokapa
Coca-Cola kamwe – aaah by the way Mapombi cannot afford to buy it anymore
because hanzi yava kudhura yoshura. I heard at one point Delta yakatomboti
Coca-Cola yava kutengeswa nehard currency kuti zvizipe!
But why not allow Delta sell its
products in hard currency when government wants citizens to pay duty for luxury
vehicles in hard currency? ED said citizens should pay in hard currency kuti
zvizipe so Delta should also charge in hard currency kuti zvizipewo futi.
In fact all retailers should be allowed
to charge any currency of their own choice because it is the government that
started to demand hard currency from citizens. Ko handiti muri kuti inonzi
mu;lti-currency system her? Mapombi now knows that Kedha is not so intelligent;
how can he say that we do not print US$ but the same government is demanding
payment of vehicle duty in hard currency kuti zvizipe? Mr Kedha may you please
work up and smell the coffee? Do citizen s print the US dollar?
No wonder why Auxilia proved more
powerful than the acting president; but Mapombi can safely tell you that this
is another Grace Mugabe in the making. Speed dzacho dzinoendera – the only
difference is that the former was a Doctor, PhD, and uyu haasati adzidzawo to
that level. Mapombi knows that very soon UZ will doll out one for her ko
rinombonetsa here doctorate pachikomo chedzidzo within a mother Auxilia will be
a doctor.
I would like to salute those who
are trying to rebrand Auxilia; she has slightly changed from the one andaiziva
kuChirumhanzu-Zibagwe uku; she mastered the soft-speaking concept very well.
Keep it up Auxilia! Give her few years I tell you she will be exactly like Dr
Gire; very powerful and would literally run this country takatarisa. At least
we now know that she is more powerful than Chiwenga! We saw it all saka
musandiitisa nharo zvenyu.
Anyway, can someone ask Mthuli –
we want to know what is he doing to solve the current economic crisis? Civil
servants have been reduced to beggars and they cannot afford to send their
children to boarding schools. There paltry salaries they are receiving are not
enough pay school fees for one child. Prices of goods and services are going up
every day and there is no explanation for that; why nhai Mutuvi?
Mapombi thought since ED was
forced to abandon his leave, he would come and solve the economic challenges
bedeviling our nation but things even got worse atodzoka kudaro kkkkkk
kutozosvika pakutuma mukadzi kuti taurawo nema junior doctors, aka skilled labourers
according to Chiwenga!
Mapombi heard ED is flying to
East Europe to try and sign more mega deals but I can assure you nothing will
come out of that. Ndopika namai vangu kudai hapana chinouyiwa nacho. ED has
betrayed a lot of Zimbabweans who had expected that he would improve the
economic situation in the country.
In fact, many people now
understand what Mugabe meant when he said there was no suitable successor
amongst his deputies; kamudhara kaye kaireva chokwadi wena! We have a serious
leadership crisis as a nation.  Mapombi
no longer agrees with suggestions that ED is intelligent….hee hee give him a
Zviri nani titopa zvedu Auxilia
nyika yacho nekuti anoedza kugadzirisa zvinhu chero zvazvo pasina chinobuda –
at least on paper the doctors are back at work thanks to her efforts. Those few
doctors sympathetic to government are the ones who resumed work, of course.
Anyway, it’s almost lunch time
let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu and look for rotten bananas. Things
are getting tough every day to an extent that even smart people are eating from
the dirty rubbish bins. Yes, come to Chitima market so that you can see it for
yourself. People are struggling. Where is Mphoko by the way? Tell him he now
has a friend in Mthuli Ncube. Hanzi Mthuli ari kugarawo muhotera kubva
zvaakapiwa basa nevakomana vechinhu chedu. But Mphoko was a better VP kwete
zvana Kedha izvi. Mboko imboko!

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