Beware of traffic accidents

Ladies and gentlemen, I used to think kuti if Mukomana becomes president we will be saved a lot of time calling him with these long names like the commander in chief what what, zvino I heard the citizens calling him Change Champion in Chief (CCC) kkkk, imagine how long it is before he becomes president, kuzoti avapo, hamenowo tichanzwirira, so the vice president will be the Vice Change Champion in Chief? Yack!!!!, that’s terrible, ndopaya pandinozoti CCC is just a Zanu Lite kkkk apa imi muchifunga kuti MDC is the Zanu Lite.
But I don’t know how we as a nation allowed Togarasei to do what he wants with us as a nation. Why was Mwonzora allowed to fool Zimbabweans claiming that his party has people when he has none? Anyone care to remember that he said during elections it will be him and Trabablas, hanzi, vanosvika pakuneta kudeedzera kuti Mwonzora vongoti Ra RaRaRa kkkk, mashura chaiwo. Now he failed to field candidates, only one MP in the province. So he is the president, Senator, Women’s quota, MP, Provincial Council, youth quota, councilor kkk. Fanana fanana naTyson. I heard hakunawo maCllr kana maMPs, it’s just iye and Mzembi, then of late Acie Luumba and Tsenengamu. If Mwonzora was Zanu so it means they failed to sponsor him to have some candidates? Kubva Zanu yacho haina moyo zvesure. If he is really a Zanu Proxy then I think this time he had a rude awakening, Zanu Chiwororo.
Its election time ladies and gentlemen, kune Mhepo yemaAccidents. Lets beware of accidents ladies and gentlemen. As I speak, i come to you with a heavy heart, I am mourning the founder of Independent Candidates for ED. He went the same way Tongogara, Cris Ushewokunze, Zororo Duri, Moven Mahachi, Boarder Gezi, Boarder Gezi, Chindori Chininga, Manyika and many others did. Chete we can’t liken his death to these because he was no longer a Zanu PF member since they declared that contesting as an independent warranted an automatic dismissal from the party. Again I am not saying anything, I am just saying he died in a car accident just like the above mentioned members nothing more, kana mukazoti hee maybe there is foul play zvava zvenyu, ini handipo. But it’s the season, lets beware kana tiri paMigwagwa.
I am saying so because I am lucky to be alive after an unknown fire who no one knows how it started just like how the accidents I mentioned above were not explained, engulfed Chitima market, which is my base. I am just lucky to be alive and I am beginning to suspect that maybe someone wanted to kill me. The challenge is I can’t pin point if the person is from the left or from the right because I have enemies and friends in both sides simply because I am a gentlemen handivanze. Vanondifarira they do because I speak the truth and my mind, those who hate me do so again for the same reason, saka maonaka nyaya yacho kuti ma1. Now my situation is worse, rotten banana and tomatoes are hard to come by now.
I am just happy to be alive but moyo wangu unorwadza for those who lost their goods in the inferno. I hope our police will do their job as usual and establish what happened. By their job I mean the prescribed one, the one they were recruited for not iri rechioko muhomwe ravari kunyanya kuita iri. But heads should roll in the engineering dept PaMasvingo City Council. I heard the fire fighters came nemota isina mvura, whats that? Wasting fuel with an empty tanker, kuita sei ikoko. Chete I am not sure because these days ndikangodya zvangu mabanana akaora ndonorara kuKennen Park uko so ndakazongoonawo smoke just like anyone else, I don’t know what really happened.
Ko ndonzwa kuti zvatosvorana Gonzo naChin’ai? I mean Zanu and Zec kkkk, ini hangu I don’t like anything that starts with a Z. ZRP, ZIMRA, ZINARA, should I continue? Of late I like Zesa, I can now see lights in town and that gives me hope. Imagine chando chemunaMucheke and the smell of sewer then woti rima, the combination is unbearable. However, I guess the power stability is not temporary. Right, I was talking about ZEC and Zanu PF. I hear Zanu through MR Bin, redu Chinamasasa, sorry Chinamasa is accusing ZEC of working in cahoots with CCC to allow those who were late on the nomination court to be on the final list kkk. Seka zvako Mapombi. Mukati haasi mashura imi? I now believe that Zanu PF is scared of the elections. They are busy doing all they can to disturb the elections. They are busy trying to block Tyson from contesting, now they are busy trying to block 15 CCC candidates from contesting again. They are panicking big time, rate riri kuvafemesa.
Before I go hangu kunotsvaka some rotten bananas murutsva igogu, can I take this time to tell the Minister of State and The mayor of Masvingo and the Town Clerk to do something here at Chitima, imagine if the situation continues like this and I die, who will tell people that this election Zanu PF will win more MPs than CCC? zvaPresident I will tell you when time comes but Just know its not Mwonzora, Linda, Tyson or anyone who want to get into Polad. Ndokuprera kwemashoko angu. The battle is between team sanction and team corruption kkkk. Hanzi when they are campaigning they don’t talk of sanctions but vangopinda ngoma ndiyi ndiyo. But on a serious note, nhai imi veZanu, all this you have failed to do because of sanctions and now promising to do after elections munozozviita sei, anenge abva here?
Speaking of sanctions, I hear the Chevrons angered the USA cricket team and we may be slapped with more sanctions kkk. Brace for more as we approach election time. We are proud of you boys, you have done well and wish you all the best. Ah I had forgotten to add Zifa on my list up there. I now like zvinhu zvinotanga naC. Chevrons, Citizens, should I add Chamisa? The only problem with this young man is people celebrated the birth of CCC, now he is allowing triple Candidates in one ward, haa ini zvangu ini.
Ko passenger 34 howfar, is the plane still in the air? When is he landing. Mukati ndege hain kuita accident imi. Lets pray ladies and gentlemen mwana asvike zvakanaka. Hanzi he should come and face the consequences of his earlier actions just like Tafadzwa Shamba and Thanks Makore. My heart bleeds on hearing these names. I wish all the best to Mr Makore on his quest to get in council. Mboko imboko.