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Bikita RDC urged to allocate stands to potential business investors

Perpetua Murungweni

Bikita Business Association (BBA) has urged Bikita Rural District Council (RDC) to allocate stands to potential investors and individuals to build permanent structures as a way of promoting business growth, development and employment.
BBA chairperson Charles Musimiki said the association has since approached council requesting them to give land to those operating viable businesses in the growth point.
“As an association, we urge council that those operating viable businesses should be given land and should not be put on the waiting list for more than five years because these companies and individuals are contributing so much to the growth of Bikita and it also creates employment for the community.
“If these companies and individuals are given fixed assets, we will be sure as a community that the investors will not go anywhere else and it helps us to capture good investors for our place to grow and achieve the vision of making Bikita town by the year 2030,” said Musimiki.
Musimiki went on to add that council should follow the footsteps of the president Emmerson Mnangagwa who went to as far as Belarus to source for potential investors.
“I don’t see any reason why companies such as Bata, Econet and N. Richards should continue renting. Bikita RDC should try and follow the footsteps of the President who recently went to Belarus to source and identify potential investors,” added Musimiki.
Bikita District Development Coordinator (DDC) Bernard Hadzirabwi also urged council to try by all means and allocate stands to potential business investors operating at Nyika Growth Point.
“I urge council to identify and allocate potential investors stands so that they can build permanent structures as this helps in the growth of Bikita and towards achieving the vision of making Bikita a town by the year 2030,” said Hadzirabwi.
The DDC also urged the business association to be patient with council because it will take time to allocate investors stands as it requires physical planning with the Head Office and various stakeholders.
“The business association should be patient with council because allocating investors stands takes time as it requires physical planning with the Head Offices and various stakeholders,” added Hadzirabwi.
He also encouraged potential business investors in Nyika to apply with council so that they can be first allocated when all the procedures are done and approved.
“I urge all the business operators in Nyika to apply for land with council, put on the waiting and they will be the ones to be allocated when all the procedures and physical planning are done and approved,” he said.
Efforts to get comment from Bikita RDC Chief Executive Officer Peter Chibhi were fruitless.

Man axed over snooker token

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Tinaani Nyabereka

Shurugwi- Police in Midlands are appealing to the public for information that can help in locating and arresting a man only known as Tinashe who allegedly killed his friend last week.
Tinashe is reported to be on the run after he allegedly murdered his beer drinking mate at a Tuck shop at Chinyoka Mine, Shurugwi on March 24, 2023 after drinking beer together.
It is reported, the suspect Tinashe and the now deceased Prosper Gumbo whose full particulars also are unknown, were drinking beer and playing snooker at one Tapiwa Takavarasha’s wooden tuck-shop in Shurugwi.
A misunderstanding arose between the two over ownership of a snooker token.
The two engaged in a fight and Tinashe struck Prosper Gumbo once below the left ear and on the left shoulder with an axe.
Gumbo reportedly ran away and Tapiwa also left for an unknown destination.
The suspect later vanished from the scene without trace.
At about 2300 hours, the tuck shop owner Takavarasha (29) discovered the dead body of the late Gumbo lying on the ground about 30 metres from his tuck shop.
The matter was reported to the police at Shurugwi who in their preliminary investigations established that the body had deep cuts below the left ear and on the left shoulder.
A blood stained axe was recovered at the scene while an Itel cell phone was recovered from the deceased’s trousers’ pocket.
Midlands Provincial Police Spokesperson Inspector Emmanuel Mahoko confirmed the incident urged members of the public to respect the sanctity of life.
“We are appealing to members of the public who might have information on the whereabouts of the suspect to assist police.
“This is another case where we feel that dialogue could have been the best way to settle the issue and saved precious life,” he urged.

SA-based ‘multi-millionaire’ sent packing

…As three Chiredzi MPs fail to make it through Zanu PF primaries

Beatific Gumbwanda

CHIREDZI-A South African-based business magnate and Chiredzi West Parliamentary aspirant had his hopes to become a parliamentarian dashed as he lost to a former Member of Parliament (MP) during the recently held Zanu PF primary elections on March 26, 2023.
It was a tale of two contrasting candidates with relatively wealthy Shingirayi Mubhoyi being defeated by Darlington Chiwa, who seemed to have slimmer chances.
While Chiwa emerged victorious, his former colleagues in Parliament Farai Musikavanhu (incumbent Chiredzi West MP), Denford Masiya (Chiredzi East) and Retired Brigadier General Kalisto Gwanetsa (Chiredzi South) failed to pass the primary elections test with Musikavanhu losing in newly gazetted Chiredzi Central.
Mubhoyi who seemed to be the system’s favourite going into the election, was popularly known for parading his top of the range vehicles with South Africa’s Gauteng Province registration plates in the sugarcane growing town, initially with an ambition to face the outspoken Chiredzi North Member of Parliament, Roy Bhila before the delimitation exercise, which left him with the charismatic Darlington Chiwa as a thorn in his flesh.
Mubhoyi, who was highly confident he was going to Parliament later this year, was defeated by Darlington Chiwa by 101 votes, with the two women, Mirriam Dhanda and Eustina Magocha scoring a collective 104 votes.
Tawanda Chisasa did well with 1 040 votes while the Education Inspector Norman Sharara trailed with 110 votes.
During their discussions as Chiredzi West contenders after some election irregularities which needed their attention were reported on the election’s first day, Mubhoyi is alleged to have bragged about his wealth.
“You guys are poor. You can just give me a million Rand and you will never see me again, I will withdraw from the election,” he allegedly said.
In Chiredzi Central, it was a battle for the giants, where mudslinging failed to materialize, with Francis Moyo defeating former Tongaat Huletts Agricultural Director and current Chiredzi West MP, Farai Musikavanhu.
In Chiredzi North, it was a walkover for Roy Bhila, becoming the first Zanu PF Member of Parliament to be re-elected for the second time in a row to represent the constituency.
Bhila’s chances to win the seat are much higher as no opposition candidate scores 10 percent votes in Chiredzi North.
In Chiredzi South, it did not go well for Brigadier General Gwanetsa, who served for two consecutive terms.
Renowned businessperson, Joel Sithole managed to get the ticket to represent the ruling party in Chiredzi South constituency in the upcoming general elections.
Gwanetsa fell by 1 545 votes from Sithole and 687 from Hahlani Makondo while being 837 votes ahead of Hahlani Habwane. Sithole faces a mammoth task ahead with Chilonga Bridge which has now taken the government 23 years to construct, waiting for him as well as disgruntled Chilonga villagers who are reportedly facing displacement threats from Dendairy, a Kwekwe-based company which is likely to develop close to 12 000 hectares for its Lucerne project.
Denford Masiya and Jevas Masosota lost to Primary School teacher Siyaki Mundungehama in Chiredzi East who was leading with 4 507 votes against Masiya’s 3 490 and Masosota’s 1 237.
Zanu PF District Secretary for Information Daniel Mawere, who contested in Chiredzi North, encouraged fallen cadres to give the winners the necessary support they need ahead of the watershed harmonized elections.
“No one has lost in our primary elections but the system has won. Primary elections are a Zanu PF culture to nurture democracy and helps in protecting our national values and ethos as a revolutionary entity.
“Let’s unite as one people, Zanu PF and focus our efforts to wrestle the seats from the opposition,” said Mawere.
All sitting Zanu PF councillors namely Obert Ngwenya (ward 2), Josphat Nzombe (ward 8), Liberty Macharaga (ward 1) and Blessings Mazinyani (ward 5) managed to sail through party primaries, with many who had flashed a lot of resources to represent the ruling party in the local authority being dismally defeated.

Masvingo City ready for cholera

…identifies North West clinic as isolation center

Staff reporter

As the country grapples with yet another cholera outbreak that has seen Masvingo province recording one case so far, Masvingo City council has since identified one of its health centers as an isolation center in case of an outbreak in the city.
The local authority has resolved to make its newest health center, North West Clinic the isolation center owing to its closed sanitary disposal system.
This was revealed in the Health, Housing, and Environmental Health Services Committee meeting minutes held on March 20 2023.
“The Chief Environmental Health Officer reported that there was one confirmed case of cholera in Masvingo. It was noted that Northwest Medical Clinic was earmarked as the Cholera Isolation Centre due to its closed sanitary disposal system which helps reduce the spread of the diseases in the event of an outbreak,” read the minutes.
The minutes also added that The province’s referral hospital, Masvingo Provincial Hospital pledged support to the local authority in an event of an outbreak in its locality.
“It was reported that Masvingo Provincial Hospital also pledged to assist council with staff, supplies and other related services in the event of a cholera outbreak,” read part of the minutes.
As at March 15, the Ministry of Health and Child Care said the province recorded one case in Chivi district with the patient having been admitted at Chivi District Hospital.
The first case in Zimbabwe was recorded on February 13 and the country has recorded 98 cases with a recovery percentage of 99 with only one death which is said to have happened before getting into the country.
A budget worth millions of United States dollars has been set aside by the government of Zimbabwe as part of cholera epidemic preparedness response plan with also support from various development partners like World Health Organization (WHO) pledging to support part of the budget.

Death penalty discriminatory-Masvingo residents

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Beverly Bizeki

Masvingo residents who on March 28, 2023 at Mucheke Hall attended a public consultation meeting on the death penalty have said the death sentence law is discriminatory and advocated for stiffer penalties instead.
The meeting saw residents giving different views on the death penalty.
Leading one of the two teams, Charles Manhiri, Chief Law Officer in the Ministry of Justice, Legal and Parliamentary Affairs (MoJLPA) in the department of Policy and Legal Research said they were carrying out the consultations in order to establish a position for Zimbabwe on the death penalty.
Manhiri said the feedback from the public was varying in that others supported the death penalty while others were against it, depending on their backgrounds.
“What we are getting is that others say this type of penalty is discriminatory because it excludes women because of what is happening right now that there are lots of murder cases which are heinous.
“Some are saying from a religious point of view that we are not the Lord and only God has the right to take life while some other people think we must look at what other countries are doing most of which are advocating for the removal of the death sentence,” said Manhiri.
David Vurayayi a local pastor in Masvingo said the law is unfair if it leaves out women although the sentence should be abolished.
“The law is not fair if women are not subjected to the death sentence since there is now equality between men and women. However, the sentence is not good in that a person who has committed murder when hanged would not have experienced the kind of pain he deserves to go through so it’s better to have them serve lengthy jail terms,” said Vurayayi.
Others however said the law should be abolished as there are some people who are imprisoned and yet innocent.
“The justice system in the country is supposed to be perceived, straightforward and transparent but ours is said to be lacking transparency and having corruption so innocent people might get implicated in such laws,” said Kudzai Chimhanda.
“Our justice system must be restorational and not retributive, there are chances that innocent people might get killed as well as violation of the right to life which means violation of the African Charter on the right to life overally,” said a human rights activist only identified as Madzinga.
Henry Chivhanga, a human rights defender with the Disability Amalgamation Community Trust (DACT) said those without resources would be victims of this law as they have little to nor resources to help themselves.
“Some people have submitted that prison cells are filled with people but you might realize that those inside are at times innocent but are lacking financial resources to get their freedom so it’s not good to have people killed,” said Chivhanga.
Gambiwa Simeon said the proposed sentence in a way targeted the ‘have nots’ because the rich can always buy their freedom but he however said there needed to be stiffer penalties.
However some people were of the view that some murder cases deserve a death penalty citing that the punishment prisoners get was not enough but is having its toll on the tax payers’ money.
“Murder under aggravating circumstances is very bad and should be punishable by death rather than have such criminals being fed from the country’s resources while doing nothing in prison cells,” said another attendee.
Tavengwa Mazhambe said although the death penalty law is discriminatory, it can help curb heinous crimes.
Musoni also said the death penalty can serve as a deterrent and help reduce cases of murder in the country.
Zimbabwe has however not hanged anyone since 2005 although the moratorium is unofficial.
The MoJLPA is partnered by Centre for Applied Legal Research and funded by the Swiss Embassy in these consultations.

Government plans to table Child Justice Bill

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Tinaani Nyabereka

Gweru- In a move aimed at curbing rampant cases of child abuse, government has put in place plans to introduce the Child Justice Bill to protect children.
The bill seeks to incorporate protection laws including provisions forbidding vendors and beggars from taking minor children to vending sites and begging ventures.
According to findings obtained by ZimFact reported on March 19, 2023, under the current legislation, it is already illegal for adults to be accompanied by children to their vending or begging work, or to use or exhibit them during public entertainment shows in a manner ‘detrimental’ to their general welfare.
Ministry of Public Service, Labour and Social Welfare’s Social welfare officer Susan Ngani in an interview last week highlighted that government was working on the new Child Justice Bill to strengthen the existing Children’s Act.
“As part the protection of minors, the ministry is working on establishing a day-care facility in Harare’s Central Business District (CBD) where vendors and working parents could leave their children under the care of skilled social welfare workers.
“This initiative was long overdue as many other countries had such day-care centres for children,” said Ngani.
The Children’s Act, Chapter 5:06 stipulates that any parent or guardian of a child or young person who allows that child or young person, or any person who causes any child or young person to (a) beg; or (b) to accompany him or any other person while he begs; or (c) to induce or endeavour to induce the giving of alms; or (d) to perform or be exhibited in any for public entertainment in a manner likely to be detrimental to the child’s or young person’s health, morals, mind or body; shall be guilty of an offence and liable to a fine or to imprisonment.
Findings from social welfare further reveals that, children who grow up on the streets get mentally damaged and need legal and social protection from an environment that exposes them to witnessing or suffering psychological, verbal, and physical and other forms of abuse.

Matutu ‘bites dust’ in Mwenezi North

Cephas Shava

Mwenezi-Home is no best for former Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) heavyweight Tongai Matutu who defected from opposition ranks to Zanu PF after he was trounced in the primary elections held on March 26 with the former Masvingo Urban legislator suffering a humiliating defeat in his bid to represent Mwenezi North constituency.
After unceremoniously breaking ties with the opposition movement, Matutu who has on record vowed to destroy his former paymasters found the going tough against current Mwenezi East MP Master Makope.
Matutu came last in the three-horse race with 799 votes after being walloped by former School head Master Makope who amassed 5 399 votes securing himself a clean ticket to represent Zanu PF in the newly gazetted Mwenezi North.
The humble Makope who has been credited by many locals for his servant leadership style became Mwenezi East legislator after being elected in last year’s by-election to replace the late legislator Joosbi Omar.
In second position in the Mwenezi North race was Peter Shotere who garnered 2 233 votes.
The Mwenezi East race which was probably one of the tightest without a predetermined winner, saw youthful Sheillah Chikomo securing 3 448 votes which makes her the Zanu PF candidate for Mwenezi East in the upcoming harmonized elections.
Trailing her in second position was Tavengana Muzenda who got 2 021 votes followed by Yunis Omar who garnered 1 526 votes. In fourth position was lawyer Jabulani Mberesi who secured 1 120 votes followed by Kenneth Sibanda who got 362 votes. One Wamambo and Matutu got 316 and 105 votes respectively.
In Mwenezi West Priscilla Zindari-Moyo, wife to Central Intelligence Director General Isaac Moyo, who is the incumbent went on to be re-elected to represent the party.
In second position was Tafadzwa Masvayamwando who is on record claiming that the elections were rigged in favour of Moyo after several cell registers reportedly went missing in his strongholds.
Other candidates who contested for the Mwenezi West are Obey Mbiza, Clearance Mhosva, one Mlilo and Renious Muchoko.
The primary elections which were marred by countless irregularities especially in Mwenezi East and West where several party members found their names missing in party cell registers had left contestants and several party members extremely disgruntled with some vowing for a ‘Bhora Musango’ to avenge for their frustration.
Those who were elected in Zanu Pf primary elections will square off with members from the opposition parties which are yet to name their representatives in the yet to be announced dates for the harmonised elections which are expected this coming August.

CCC councillors demand Northwest clinic official re-opening

Emmanuel Chitsika

Confusion hovering over the official opening of Masvingo City Council run Northwest Medical Clinic in Runyararo West suburb is not yet over as councillors from opposition Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) recently called upon council to ensure the facility is ‘properly opened’ with all councillors present.
Speaking during a full council meeting held at Council chambers on March 27, ward 4 councillor Alec Tabe said it was proper for management to set yet another date for the official opening independent from the ‘political hijacking’ by a political party (Zanu PF) that took place last month which saw ruling party vice president Kembo Mohadi officiating during his visit to Masvingo.
“As councillors, we feel proper procedures were not followed with regards to the official opening of the clinic. We should have invited the relevant stakeholders and the community to the official opening of Northwest Clinic as a way of ensuring a sense of ownership to the facility on their part.
“Some of us (councillors) did not attend the official opening as it was turned into a political gathering by those who officiated (Kembo Mohadi and Zanu PF) and our position remains, there is need to officially open the clinic and the new Cambria Farm landfill site. Prior to the opening of the clinic, we had agreed that proper procedures were to be followed and that was not the case,” said Tabe.
However, Zanu PF ward 10 councillor Sengerayi Manyanga who chairs the Public Works Committee said there was no need to re-do the official opening as it is already done.
“On the issue of the clinic opening, I disagree with the re-do of an already done official opening. We cannot do two official openings (mhandara haibviswe umhandara kaviri). Bearing in mind that the clinic was built with part of Devolution funds, and then the President (Emmerson Mnangagwa) can send whoever he wants to preside over the opening.
“Re-doing that official opening may be tantamount to fighting government of which we are in that same government and thus the matter is over. Let us not act as if we are fighting the president. Even council management could not have the powers to stop it (Zanu PF hijacking the event), so let us leave it like that,” said Manyanga.
Masvingo Mayor and ward 2 councillor Collen Maboke however argued that there is no way central government would continue interfering with affairs of local authorities since devolution funds once disbursed, they become council funds hence need for non-interference principle to be employed.
“Devolution is enshrined in the constitution, after all its ratepayers’ money so we cannot say if the funds are disbursed, central government remains in control of such funds in our coffers. Central government cannot interfere with operations of councils on the pretext that its devolution funding.
“These devolution funds are correctly defined in the constitution as council money and are entitled to it that is why I always ask the Finance Director about such funds, they are our entitlement. Thus government cannot wake up claiming responsibility over the facility, if ever they wanted to construct it, what was the logic behind involving council?
“Council used its human resources who are on council payroll and were not paid from devolution funds. We also used our own resources as council like water, river sand and even fuel for transportation of materials and workers. In fact, devolution funds were used to purchase building materials and nothing more,” said Maboke.
Ward 3 councillor Roki Kamuzonda also weighed in saying central government was not the only player in the construction of the health facility and hence there was no need to claim it and forcibly open it officially.
“Central government was not the only player in this whole construction process. If that is the case of saying government presides over everything involving devolution funds, so we should have seen the President everywhere and all over the country officially opening or handing over such items. As council, do we still have ownership over this health facility?” said Kamuzonda.
Northwest clinic debacle has been on-going for quite some time from the naming of the facility with Manyanga fiercely opposing the name arguing it should be named after the President or any other national hero, a move that hit a snag as CCC councillors objected saying that would be politicisation of the clinic.
Mohadi who is no longer in government officially opened the clinic in February when he came for the monthly Clean Up exercise in Masvingo but all seven CCC councillors boycotted the event leaving their three Zanu PF counterparts in attendance.

Zanu PF Primaries reflect victory, sorrow & disappointments

…Musikavanhu, Tongofa, Gwanetsa, Masiya out

…Chakona, Chivange, Mawere lose again

…Zvobgo Junior finally in

…Marapira finds new political home in Zaka Central

…Chadzamira, Chiduwa, Togarepi maintain grip

…Only two women sail through 

Brighton Chiseva

MASVINGO–Results of the Zanu PF internal polls held last week were finally released after days of waiting anxiously, bringing joy and sorrow among contestants with some of those who lost claiming that the election was not free and fair.
For the first time, Zanu PF relaxed its conditions on the candidate selection allowing almost everyone who submitted a CV a chance to contest, a development which saw the likes of former MDC stalwart Tongai Matutu being allowed to contest in the recently gazetted Mwenezi North constituency.
The noble development however saw a number of the party’s heavy weights, old guard as well as most sitting MPs biting the dust and falling by the wayside with new faces emerging from the primary elections.
The development could either work for or against Zanu PF. It may work for the party in the sense that it has been a little bit free allowing everyone who wants to contest a chance unlike in previous cases where new comers and young candidates were vetted out to pave way for the old guard.
Some of the losing candidates are alleging rigging of the election and are contemplating to do a ‘Bhora Musango’ during the general election.
In Masvingo province, 10 sitting MPs lost to young and new entrants that pulled shockers to the surprise of the old guard who were relaxing, thinking that they had the electorate in their hands.

Tanatswa Mukomberi

Only 10 out of 25 sitting MPs still have a chance to go back to Parliament as constituency MPs with six having won in their respective constituencies and four contesting in newly created constituencies.
In Chivi South, Munyaradzi Zizhou’s world crumbled on him as he broke the record to become one of the shortest serving MPs in the province losing to Felix Maburutse.
Zizhou came in only last year in March 2022 after winning the by-election following the recall of then MP Killer Zivhu and his demise could be testimony that he failed to live up to his promises within the short stint he has been MP.
In Chivi Central, businessman Exavier Maoneke better known as Wezhas secured the ticket to represent the party after a tight contest of new comers as the incumbent Ephraim Gwanongodza decided not to contest for a third term having been MP since 2013.
In Chivi North, the sitting MP Mathias Tongofa lost his chance for re-election to Chivi Rural District Council chairperson Godfrey Mukungunugwa who is one of Minister of State Ezra Chadzamira’s closest allies.
In Masvingo district, Chadzamira retained his seat in Masvingo West and Bryan Mudhumi won in Masvingo North, whose sitting MP Davis Marapira traced back his roots to his home in Zaka where he contested and won in Zaka Central.
Former teacher Claudious Maronge’s dream for a second term were shattered after he lost to Tanatswa Mukomberi in Masvingo South.
In Masvingo Central, Edson Zvobgo Junior finally got in after two attempts, in the same constituency and another in Masvingo Urban.

Flexi Maburutse

He seeks to take over from Edmund Mhere who served for two terms in the same constituency and is seeking refuge in the district senatorial slot.
In Masvingo Urban, Masvingo City Deputy Mayor Welington Mahwende will represent the party after defeating James Pande while the shadow MP Benjamin Taguma Mazarire who lost to MDC-Alliance’s Jacob Nyokanhete tried his luck and lost in Masvingo Central.
Gutu district retained most of its sitting MPs with Minister of Mines Winston Chitando and Zanu PF national youth boss John Paradza sailing through uncontested in Gutu Central and West respectively.
Chitando had no competitor at all while Paradza’s rival Mutonho Mutonho was disqualified since he had some pending disciplinary issues.
In Gutu South, sitting MP and Zanu PF Chief Whip Pupurai Togarepi won another chance to represent the party while George Vhengere won in Gutu East with the sitting MP Beritha Chikwama having stepped down.
Collapsed Gutu North’s Yeukai Simbanegavi went to the women’s quota where she won uncontested.
Bikita district saw all the three incumbents, Johnson Madhuku (Bikita East), Josiah Sithole (Bikita South) and Elias Musakwa (Bikita West) losing to Zevezai Koti, Energy Mutodi and Nhatiso Makusha respectively.
In Chiredzi South Callisto Gwanetsa lost to Jowell Sithole and Denford Masiya lost to Siyaki Hama in Chiredzi East. Chiredzi West’s former MP Darlington Chiwa bounced back with the incumbent Farai Musikavanhu who had moved to newly created Chiredzi Central losing to former Chiredzi Town Council Chairperson Francis Moyo. Roy Billa retained his Chiredzi North constituency.
In Mwenezi, Priscilla Zindari Moyo who is wife to CIO boss Isaac Moyo retained Mwenezi West and new comer Sheilla Chikomo will represent Zanu PF in Mwenezi East.
Mwenezi East’s sitting MP Master Makope, who was elected in last year’s by-elections following the death of Joosbi Omar in 2020, moved to Mwenezi delimitation’s new baby Mwenezi North where he defeated former Masvingo Urban MDC Alliance legislator Tongai Matutu who defected to Zanu PF.
In Zaka district, collapsed Zaka East MP Clemence Chiduwa who contested in the newly created Zaka South which comprises of mainly Zaka East and collapsed Zaka West wards will represent the party after garnering 8 678 votes, which is probably the highest number of votes across the whole Masvingo province.
In Zaka Central, Marapira won after defeating the sitting MP David Svuure who came third in the race with ward 13 councillor Manfred Mada who was eyeing a higher post settling for second position.
In Zaka North, Ophias Murambiwa will get a chance for a second term in Parliament after he was moved from Zaka West which was collapsed with the delimitation exercise and found himself in the North.
Murambiwa who is popularly known as Maga Maga pulled a shocker after defeating former Zaka Central MP Paradzai Chakona who had found solace in the North and had been campaigning for some time having been tipped to take over by the sitting MP Robson Mavhenyengwa who made a right decision of contesting in the Senate where he won instead of seeking a third term.

 

Musangano hauna vanhu kumasero uyu

Kumaseero uko, kumasero vana amai, women’s league teerera, musangano wakasimba kumasero, singingzvangu tiri pano paChitima kkkk. I am not a fan of these type of songs but iii, magic bullet yakashanda, for the past two weeks we were subjected to torture nemasongs iwaya as the battle for Masvingo urban’s two candidates Pande and Mahwende were canvassing for supporters. But anombopiwawo here pashoma, I mean this Chief Shumba guy. Does he get paid for his songs, they have become a household name in Zanu PF circles, I just hope he won’t suffer the same fate like Cde Chinx and Tambaoga just to mention a few. Those close to him should tell him kuti Zanu Chiororo kkk, let him ask Cde Pande. I heard Pande cried foul hanzi I have been rigged and I laughed my lungs out. I just don’t know whether his concerns were genuine or kuda zvake kutamba nevanhu, who doesn’t know that Zanu PF is good at rigging, they rig primaries in preparation for the final kkkk. They were just warming up and FAZ successfully completed its mandate, they will give a few notes to Chigumba and company kkkk. But can anyone from Zanu PF tell me what this thing called FAZ is? I don’t know what it stands for but from the conversations here at Chitima, ndochinonzi Chibaba chekuRigger kkk, if you think I am lying ask Pande. Anyway, we will talk about musangano wakasimba kumasero, so please allow me to digress a bit.
I heard team Chamisa Chete Chete (CCC) is conducting its own next week? I am not sure whether to call it primary elections or what, I failed to understand the citizens consensus issue and I know some would want to say hee there is no democracy, they should have done primary elections like Zanu did, imika, mutikwanire imi, didn’t you see the confusion yakaitika kuZanu, so you want them to copy that? With the structureless structures in place zvinokonzeresa. Yes the selection criteria will not be democratic I know, there will be a lot of imposition of candidates but people will still support the young man, he is the only option, he is the better option if I may say, so weather vaisa zvitanda as candidates people will still vote for him. Kana ozotorerwa maZap ake yava imwe nyaya kkk. I like the confidence, hanzi gore rino hapana goal keeper ndomwisa negotsi gore. Kkk but Neroka !!, you said the same statement in 2018 and we all know what happened, maV11 akazoshaikwa zvawo kkkkk.
How is the gold Mafia doing ladies and gentlemen, I haven’t found time to have a glimpse of the second episode and I am sure I will get someone achandionesawo zvake. Iyo council dai yachiisawo wifi kuno kuchitima, I wouldn’t be facing these challenges, vese vandiri kukumbira kuti vanddionesewo vanongoti Havana data, manje so. I am eagerly waiting to catch a glimpse of the much-talked about country’s nudes kkk. I heard the first one is still the best in terms of being explosive.
Asi nhaimi, saka Hubert Mudzanire achaitwa sei, ko Rushwaya, kuti tsuro ingapona kaviri? Chete some animals are more equal than others in Zimbabwe, we all know kuti our judicial system is just like a spider web, it catches only flies ichisiya madzvinyu nezvimwe zvakadaro zvichidonha. Anyway, I am not a fan of these kuisa bora musango theories but apa tuso dzikapona futi, ngatiriise musango. I hear a lot of Zanu PF bigwigs have tasted their bitter medicine and they are crying over it, they are also promising bora musanngo so the ball is likely to deflect towards the jungle. Nyaya yebhorareminds me that we are still on Zifa ban and the mister is not moved by the ban kkkk.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not a journalist, I am a gentlemen chete coz handivanzi, and that’s why some despise me but I will continue kufira kureva. So I won’t be cowed down naJamwanda whom I heard is threatening journalist’s kuti vachatevera Wiwa kuChikurubi. Maybe haasiye but if it’s him someone should tell him to just shut up before we call Dr Stop it on him. Why stooping so low, a whole spokesperson of the President failing to clarify just rumours as most Varakashi would like me to call it. I used to hear people saying Jamwanda is the most intelligent person in his ministry, but I am now beginning to doubt especially now that he is failing to give simple answers to something that took place within his inner circle. Kkkkk why brag about the incarceration of Wiwa, let me warn you from my head office at Chitima that it’s a matter of time and bear in mind that power expires, hameno iwe ukazokufarirawo kuChikurubi kwaunodada nako kudaro. Anyway hapana chisingabudi pachena, madhiri eGoridhe ese raibiwa achabuda pachena kuti vanhu vese vaone. But zvimwe ndezvimwe without being jealousy Themba wekwaMliswa chine pamuromo haaaa chakatukirira Jamwanda hanzi wakadya mari yePSMAS, heya nhai ndosaka ichida kuvhara. Iyewo Themba is bitter that her sister lost pamaprimaries. Ko zvakunonzi zviuya hazvidondani pana Themba naSusan zvazvisina kunangana here. Ko iye akazomboendepiko, Susan, where are you, come and tell us how SB Moyo was involved in the gold Mafia.
On a serious note, vanhu vekuMuzarabani North makanyatsokwana chaiko? Are you really sane, we are struggling with Zesa and we are voting out incompetence MPs but you are busy voting for Soda Zhemu, what nonsense is that asi ikoko muri kumawana? What nonsense is that, I don’t care if he is facilitating development there, this is a matter of national interest, and we need patriotic people here who put the country’s needs first? Chete we still have a long way to go, anobatwa chete paFinal, these is just the semis.
Musangano hauna kumbosimbira kumasero guys and a repeat of 2008 is neither imminent nor inevitable judging by the high level of disgruntlement in this revolutionary party which was never if one is to look at the level the ‘liberators’ have turned the country into family businesses and enterprises for the elite. Believe you, me the irregularities that and dark cloud of confusion that marred last weekend’s primary elections point to a repeat of the 2008 scenario that led to Uncle Bob being walloped by the late MRT, May both their souls rest in peace. Chete Zanu infiltration ndiko kubasa kwayo that’s why mukomana ari kurambira nyaya yemastructures. Chamatama chakangopindwa nekurutivi rwaDellilah zvikatodhakwa nana Locadia. By the way where are all those wives of the former Prime minister? Apa Dhakota sei risina kundeya ndeya zvapanenge pakaita mutengesi? Chief Shumba na Kapfupi can you pliz come out in the open and explain kuti musangano unosimba kumaCERO sei kana iwo maCell register achiita disappear during election time. Hauna vanhu kumasero musangano uyu ladies and gentlemen musanyeperrwa. Bimha and Mutsvangwa Chris were just lying to us hanzi we have millions in Zanu PF if it’s true where were they during primary elections? They were just intimidating people chete nothing else, manje this time hakuma iyoyo. It has been proven paPrimary, remember it was done early to test the waters and zvabuda pachena kuti musanagano hauna vanhu uyu. I am apolitical zvangu but mukaramba muchidai ndinoti pamberi nemugwazo nemango strategy, itai pwee izvezvi kana mune nharo.
Anyway, I have a lot to talk about but time my time for lunch is now and I better say goodbye, but before I go, where is this other pastor called Evan Mawarire, mukati haasiye odiwa here timboita shut down Zimbabwe kkkk. Muface akashandisa vanhu uye. Can anyone tell me how Teurai Ropa is doing, I heard her world is still crumbling. Dai atoenda zvake kuna Mphoko anoita mukadzi wechipiri kana wetatu hameno kkk. Iye aripiko Mphoko wacho kkkk. Mboko Imboko