Its time to quit politics Mwonzora

Ladies and gentlemen, I decided to sign a peace truce long back with the two men at the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe but Panonetsa has just poked me again in the eye prompting me to react swiftly to his provocation. Yeah its aluta continua nemahumbwe at the tallest building in the capital. These guys never run short of surprises and just when the whole nation had just shifted attention away from them, they come again with another surprise package of foolishness. The whole country is busy singing anti-drug abuse songs in schools, growth points etc but none has had the guts to take the massage to where it is needed, to where drugs are being abused. Panonetsa and Mthuli are smoking something chete. Its more than Mutoriro, Kambwa, Guka makafela, crystal meth even mbanje dzekuBinga or Mozambique hadzisvike apa.
As if the move to sell gold coins under the false pretence that they were arresting inflation and act as a store of wealth was not enough, Panonetsa abhema dzeMalawi zvakare and has introduced the RBZ gold backed digital tokens haaayas chete semunhu asina kuita economics maybe I am just hitting the bushes. But just using common sense, one can see that these guys have failed, gedye gedye failed, austerity 2 percent measure failed, banning multi-currency failed, gold coins failed, how on earth will gold digital tokens work? Its simple guys, this is just another ploy meant to further fatten the pockets of the few elite at the expense of the general majority. The guys are taking the nation for a ride and I wonder why Scarfmore the village lawyer keeps extending the contracts of these two musketeers who have and continued to hold the country’s economy at ransom or maybe varikubhema dzemuGreen house. I am just told that Muthuvi is a Cambridge University graduate who was also a professor at Oxford but where is he borrowing his economic principles from? Yaaa the two are a total disgrace and failure to the people of Zimbabwe. Mthuli is at it again after promising Wifi in Cowdray Park, now he wants to ship out all young people from the area through the now useless nurse aide courses which has enriched those who are training students. Kana muchida kuona kuti pari kudyiwa mari just go paMucheke Hall apa and see how the Redcross training institution has transformed.
Zimbabwe soo, it never cease to amaze, we thought we had forgotten the Gold Mafia issue and focus on elections then booom, another one kkk. Yaa, the ‘white gold’ now has its own mafia who I would prefer to call ‘Lithium Mafia’ and the guys are just on a serious looting spree ndati huyai muone.Chimutemo chekuti no lithium is exported before processing was just a fallacy, Yes. Turning to reality on the ground, there is nothing of that sort because the mineral is not only being looted and exported, but on a larger scale through these porous borders. Small artificial mountains made of the precious lithium have just popped up in Masvingo industrial area where even an ore cleansing plant had already been set up to break down the ore into smaller particles, but were the authorities caught off guard prior to the discovery or that points to how corruption has chewed the Zimbabwean societal flesh to the bone? Maybe that’s the way Second Republic has taken to resuscitate the dysfunctional industries. These so-called all weather friends are now all weather looters, the way they frequent Masvingo CBD, one wonders what their missions would be but after such a discovery, then those few questions concerning their daily missions maybe answered. Lithium is being looted at Bikita Minerals and is being exported. I heard some big names are being fingered ipapo, the Likes of ana Mandebvu, Koti, Gopo among others kkkkk, let’s wait and see what the iron lady Mai Marume will do with the culprits she claimed to single handedly apprehend.
Turning to 2023, its closer by the way, Zanu PF is yet to finalise its candidates I have seen a number of circulars coming out on the criterion to select women’s quota, councillors etc, gore rino tichadzidza zvakawanda. Ukuwo ku Chamisa Chete Chete one man band, ah not one, kuna Fadzi naOstallos kkkk. Yes, ndovari kurira, I hear they are yet to conclude their selection criteria and hanzi iri kuuya list kupera kwemwedzi kkkk. Makudo ndemamwe I have seen it. That’s why Zanu PF is now copying from CCC hanzi kwakudiwa masubjects to be councillor. Mukati Mai Dorca vanopabuda ipapa? Hameno let’s wait and see but ward 1 icharema chete kkk.
Right, to Musoro Bhangu Madhuku if you have Ubuntu, it’s high time you tell Togarasei to quit politics and focus on his cattle farm which he filled nemombe nemari yekuba, only time will tell but I think the court challenge was just some last kicks of a dying Alliance kkkk, pfuma yekuba inozvimbira. Dhagi aatojaira zvekuti at some point in time I just thought that whenever people spoke of a captured Judiciary, maybe they are talking of Dhagi judging by the way he would score legal victories over whoever would face him before the courts. Just at a time when he thought it was going to be normal procedure of capitalizing on technicalities on way to victory, this time the opposite was true and it seems to signal the end of the road for Chauruka akatonhodzewa uyu. I can see the writing is on the wall. I was hoping to see MDC primaries but I doubt achauya.
But zvatinoitirwa muZimbabwe so, Togarasei hires Musorobhangu Madhuku to represent him to postpone elections which he, I mean Musorobhangu as NCA president want to contest. Nxaa, what’s that, people have no principles out there, ndozviya zvana Chombo naBiti gore riya, ndakambokuudzai, I won’t talk about the Zuva issue ndingavirirwa ndatukwa zvangu netwumbwa twaNero kkk. Oti hatudi kunzwa mukuru achitaurwa nezvake just like vana Va Papa kkkk, kungodaro chete ndinobva ndaGaya Makandiwa kkkk. But where are they, I mean Magaya and Makandiwa, mukati Gold mafia documentary vakatoroionawo imi, Zii Zii yacho yanyanya veduwee, imi vanhu tengerai vana Papa data vaone zvakaitwa umwe wavo Angel. Kana umwe aresva vana Papa dzidzai kutsiurana imi.
Madhuku strategy is at work these days kkk, I heard he is also representing our own Sipambi, Chief Charumbira in his case where he asked for a kiss, a mere kiss for that matter kkkk, madzishe enyu aya. But moti Madhuku aisaona here kuti Dhagi was going to face humiliating defeat, I guess he is on his way to the fire escape route from politics because his party is dead, not only dead, dead and buried. Yaa the way he was basking in short lived glory after the ConCourt highlighted that his challenge to the delimitation report had merit; no one knew or even thought he would lose unfashionably like he did. Amanaka, the whole bench that deliberated on the matter, Mwari ave nemi. How would you rhetorically ask Dhagi which constituency he was representing when in actual fact you knew the opportunist was just riding on court technicalities and the confusion that engulfed the opposition movement after the appointment of Nero by the late Tsvangirai to lead the party? Dhagi haatorina vanhu zvechokwadi izvo zvakaonekwa even last year during the council and parliamentary election reruns where Zanu PF and CCC dominated iye ari kumaterrace seakaramwa
Enough of Dhagi, just thinking of him and the RBZ guys makes me want to puke, dai ndaitorutsa mabond coin, ah maGold coin I mean. Before I go zvangu kunokanga hangu maputi for lunch, I am asking anyone with access this guy Cleopas Chidodo kuti hatina kupusa and Mwari ndewemunhu wese. Ko Bona naSimba vava papiko. Soon they will be divorcees. I wonder how elders like Mphoko allowed this to happen, I though akasiirwa mhuri naUncle Bob kuti aone mhuri kkkk. Iye azonyararawo Mphoko wacho, kuti zii kudai, Mboko Imboko!!!