Bootlickers, time to wrap up 3rd term talk

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you can now see that climate change is no longer just rhetoric, it is now a reality. We have been wearing jerseys since March and now the year is almost over tichingotonhorwa. What kind of winter is this that does not end like Zimbabwe’s problems? When you think it’s getting warmer, you wake the next morning to cloudy skies, just like that imaginary government department that oversees Zimbabweans’ suffering. When you think we are gravitating towards some resemblance of stability, chotokala futi. I believe in that department workers are rated by how much harder they can make the ordinary Zimbabwean’s life. I came across someone who was celebrating getting their passport smoothly, and instead of joining in the celebration, my heart broke at the level our country has put us—celebrating a traveling document should be recorded in history books, kunyora chaiko kuti we once lived in hell. That’s where you see some people thinking that is normal—normalizing the abnormal like the good old zvikuvatavata the whole country has been made to be. Have you guys seen the ZiG prices in shops? That will tell you that kwatiri kubva ndokwatiri kuenda. I think by now Gidza Gono and Panodhuva Mangundya are watching gleefully as yet another one bites the dust. Mushayazano zvamuwana before he even got time yekubatanidza, kkkk. Inonzi Zimbabwe iyi Chitovawee. Coming to think of it, the failure of the ZiG is no one but the government’s fault as usual. They spend like they have an endless well of wealth somewhere, on useless things futi. I hear inflows of the foreign currency and gold are weakening drastically, and the reserves that were shown to Baba Two by Second John Chapter Zigi that time hameno kana achiriko, with how they have been spending Willy nilly. Scott with his scandals may not be bringing in lots of gold like he used to. Saw him dancing like a chidhelele and thought he either must have been high or there is something wrong with him mentally because mmmm, its not make sure behaviour wise. Maybe it’s true that mushini unombomhanya. He is now busy sponsoring football forgetting that he is the country’s gold mafia gang leader, maybe someone should remind him that a whole currency is basing on him. With the lack of discipline in government spending, I foresee the USD getting muscular by the day in this teapot country, and probably kutozorishaya. I shouldn’t probably be optimistic, the Gold Mafia may save us, because they have to rule the country ka, and they should keep selling us dreams. But also that depends on the state Baba Two wants to leave the country when he steps down in 2028, because he may watch it burn so the next person on the helm takes the blame. These politicians are clever about their legacies, and if you think Mapombi is bluffing, look at what happened with Bhobho. By the time he died, people were already sympathising with him, kutomuti better devil, Robert chaiye wemalong and short sleeves, weJune 27 2008. The very same Bob who ordered the killing and maiming of opposition members. Even the same opposition he tortured for years had embraced him, so that might happen with Baba Two, never say never. I think when people suffer too long they are always looking for the next person to blame, and objectivity anenge ava mahwani.
Hey you bootlickers, ehe imi vanatumburatigoche who are pushing for ED’s third term, I think it is high time you wrap up all this hullabaloo about him clinging to power beyond 2028. Listening to his tone on that interview in China, you could hear that he is now annoyed by the subject manje. Listen, I wouldn’t run the risk of believing that he will never change his mind on that, or whether it’s sincere or not, but haa imi, hanzi handichadi kani. Chiiko nemi nhaimi? You are busy fighting and blaming each other kuno nyasi kumaSero for not supporting a third bid the very person involved is saying he doesn’t want, munopenga here imi? Do you want to rule for him? Do you want to force him? What sort of I want to go rest do you understand nhai vanaMusorobhangu? Paradza heeey, although apo! I’m especially irritated by Zanu yeMasvingo because you are the once who started this madness. He even said he knows the exact date he is going to leave office, but you coconut heads still sing the same stupid tune. VanaMavhenyengwa you are soiling your chairmanship’s legacy, and I sincerely hope the damage is not already done yet. Don’t be on the record for endorsing nonsense. Let him go and rest like he wants, and we also get to taste Chandaizment’s rule, though I have everyone’s fear that he will be too militant. That tirade with striking medical professional that time still sends shivers down my spine, when he told doctors that they were nothing but skilled rebharas. Now imagine him as president, without ED who he seems to fear, out of the picture. The sad part is we haven’t really seen the role a former president plays as we never got the chance; Bob left office achimhanyiswa, and he was almost of no use except to Dr Gire and the likes of Jonono, his nephew Zhuwawo, Savior nanaMzembi. The difference with Bhobho however is that none of his sons could appear to want to retain power unlike mapatya aBaba Two. We saw boy boy with daddy in China, to make sure that they recognize him as well ikoko. Chete we are not so sure about our friends from the east’s loyalty between Baba Two and Kedha, remember the latter went there looking like he has been boiled alive and came back looking brand new that time. I bet that took a lot of resources, loyalty and care from the Chinese, and that’s when he came back showing Marry all colours of his cruelty. Whatever happened there, we don’t know. At some point I thought he was just going to drop and die, thinking it was all artificial wanike makisimusi arikutodyanana paya. One thing is for sure though; China is an all-weather friend to both ED and Kedha, because they share the same ideology of a one party state like Mavhima said here in Masvingo sometime ago, the ‘five star ironclad’ friendship China wants from Zimbabwe, like it said to Baba Two ipapa.
We really miss the drama rekuZanu veduwee. Havambonyatsopindana hard here timbonakirwa, kkkkkk. If only the bootlicking Shefus could stop with this third term nonsense and focus on who will succeed ED we can have some excitement in politics. Mapombi misses some factionalism action please, not kurumirana muvhu that you are doing. Not going to the press behind each other’s backs like cowards. Nyatsopindanai maopen foot paite action.
Anyway, let me go ndinokanga maputi angu for lunch, if you see me these days I’m glowing because of eating tomatoes, akazara here at Chitima. Cabbages and tomatoes are in excess so I’m eating heavy menu. Before I go, pane akambonzwawo kuti Charle Munganasa ari kuita sei kuZBC here, nothing has changed so far, mukamuona tell him kuti Masvingo misses him. Did anyone ever hear about Runaidha since I last asked about her? Wherever she is, I hope she is reminiscing shooting that plane off the skies, kkkk. Also greet Mphoko when you see him, tell him it could have been him at the helm with ED in China and Kembo wemabhebhi in Indonesia, unfortunately it was Mkwenyana. Until next week, mboko imboko!