Dexter Nduna should apologize to the nation

Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope I find you well this week which had perfect weather, it was not too hot nor too cold, you know how those two conditions affect us Zanu PF anointed destitutes. Yes, I am in this kind of situation where you see kuti kupenga kuri nani than being sane because of Zanu PF and Mugabe followed by Ba 2. Zanu PF is the author and library which keeps records of our troubles since 1980 when independence was given to us by the whites who had other business to do than fighting the war. I know the war vets, ana Mujibha nana Chimbwido will dispute this but I tell you, we fought for independence yes but it was later given to us before we defeated the enemy. That is why you see the negotiations to stop the war and map a way forward were done at Lancaster House in Britain. Where have you see ever seen the loser or villain in any war dictating the place and time for negotiations? I heard they tried to resist but they were told to go for the negotiations but vana Moza and Zambia vakati hey bayai vakomana or we stop giving you operating bases kkk. I am not a history teacher but I just wanted you to see that the claims by Zanu PF to have liberated us are exaggerated to justify their stay in power chero vachiporonga zvavo. They were called to England, booked in hotels then called went for negotiations where they were duped into believing that Britain and America will compensate the white farmers. I hate people who say kare kwaiva nani but at times I am tempted to say so because eish kwaitova nani zveshuwa because we were certain of the future, not future, at least the following day or week manje now no one knows where we are heading. Kana kuti tikuendepi neZiG hapana anoziva. No one knows tomorrow, tozongoonawo tamuka kuti vakomana vakatirongera zvipi, people are now afraid even to sell wares in ZiG manheru because rate rogona kungomuka rachinja, nxaaa. Ndikafunga ZiG ndinonzwa shungu hey, I think Mushayamazano should just resign immediately, his project has failed before a year and that’s a clear sign of failure.
Rumour reaching me here at Chitima market formerly known as Dr Gire Trading Centre is that former soldier and former mistakenly and ZEC appointed Chegutu legislator Dexter Nduna apologized to Ba 2 for forcing himself on University of Zimbabwe graduation ceremony despite him failing some modules and not being part of the graduating class. I was shocked, baffled and stunned; where did he get the nerves to apologise to one man out of around 16 million Zimbabweans? He wronged Zimbabwe not Ba 2. He is putting the whole of Zimbabwean tertiary education system in disrepute. Now the whole world thinks UZ is dishing out degrees to people worse after the Dr Amai scandal yegore riye. Now it’s difficult for Zimbabweans in diaspora to get employment outside Zimbabwe using the degrees from local universities. Which company would take us serious with this caliber of doing things? Iro degree racho anombonyatsoridii chaizvo, I tried to find an answer kubva paitika nyaya iyi but have failed zvachose. This exposes how selfish Zimbabwean politicians are. They want to be everywhere, izvezvi pane dhiri rakarongwa and he wants to start a law firm that will get money from subscriptions and doing nothing. He will never stand in court just like the President. Yes I mean Ba 2. We heard he is a lawyer and studied at the University of Zambia but handina kumbonzwa kana one case yaakaita, sorry, I mean yavakaita kkk. Maybe he has plans to join the other side because wese angoita lawyer wants to join opposition politics. So Nduna wore the apolojezy to please Ba 2 achitya kubviswa pahuchair hwe national mobilization resource mobilization kkk. Haa kuZanu sooka, kungotsvakirana zvimabasa zvekuita chete but contributing nothing to the national cake. So on a serious note, if Nduna is sincere about his apology he has to write another one or appear at Dead BC and apologise to the nation for his madness. Haanyare muchinda uya. He wanted to take over City Parking with his company Team Chapter kkk. Kana kumbonyarawo how he disgraced himself nekuda kungonzi graduate. But I wonder vamwe vakadzi vanoita basa rei if not advising their husbands against such miscalculated decisions. Kungoda kunzi lawyer chete, haa ini ndazviitadza ini.
Speaking of lawyers in the opposition, where is Job Sikhala? He has been quiet of late just like his fellow advocate and Pastor Nelson Chamisa. Zvinondibowa ndikapedza kunyora and not mention the country’s only hope. Yeah I mean Mukomana, he is the only hope Zimbabwe has but the hope is fading away gradually as he disappears from the political arena zvishoma nezvishoma so. I heard even the way he used to post bible verses on X is different from what he used to do and I would want to believe he is strategizing and putting structures in place before he launches a surprise and if he doesn’t do that, then 2030 vanenge vachipo. We can even say good bye to elections and I will even support forgoing them if Nero’s face is not on the ballot, he represents the only and narrow chance this country would ever have after Morgan Richard Tsvangirai’s death, maybe vamwe havo have somewhere to pin their hopes fanika the likes of Linda Masarira kana Togarasei Mwonzora.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, I want to encourage my fellow countrymen to pray for the return of the US$4 million lost during the Bulawayo Ecobank heist. By the way, we were never told kuti whose money was in there but anyway, hazvina hazvo basa, what is important is that our police officers reported the matter to Interpol and in most cases ndopazvinoperera. I know many of you like me thought vanodai vabatwa kudara but alas. I hope the money will not disappear without trace like Itai Dzamara. What I want to advise my friends from the City of Kings and Queens is musafarisa these days because you know how our police operates. If you were not eating chicken mazuva ese aya even if you get money musatombotenga. Even eating kudya more than four slices of bread pamunhu at home imbomirai, kkkk. Here at Chitima I have even reduced my portions of maputi ndingazonzi ndini ndakaluma 4mita kkk. Anyway pane akambonzwawo here nezvaDr Gire. She is also too quiet and she was supposed to come out now that she has a fellow scammer in the name of Nduna. Enough of the lunatic Nduna, regai ndinodya zvangu maputi nemabanana akaora as usual, until next week, Mboko imboko!!!