Cdes and Citizens, I hope I find you well and in good spirit. Mapombi is very excited that our Zimbabwe Election Commission (ZEC) has done the right thing for the first time. The charges for one to contest as Councillor, MP and President are just perfect. Thank you ZEC for that.
I have heard so many self-proclaimed and failed politicians blubbering and spiting venom against our own ZEC hanzi heee this is stifling democracy what what; hee the poor are being stopped from contesting blah blah. Tibvirwei apa! Iwe Madhuku stop it. I said stop! And the Citizens should shut up. We are tired of poor citizens that pretend to want to serve the interest the people but once we vote for them votanga kuita corruption.
If you don’t have money then doesn’t represent us. I heard Prof Madhuku saying our politics is now like in the US where only the rich contest for positions. Yes, let those with resources contest for positions iwe kana uri Svari gara kumba kwako or huya kuno tikange maputi nekudya mabanana akaora tese.
Mapombi has seen very poor people vachipinda muCouncil vasina chero formal shoe but few months munhu wotofamba nemota kkkkk. You mean you don’t know Roki nhai maCdes and Citizens? Chimunhu chaMavhaire chakapinda neticket reCCC chichifamba netsapata but now driving a nice car.
Can anyone care to remember the calibre of MDC-T’s MP who got into office in 2008? Kkkkkkkk aiva mabasa chaiwo from Mahwindi, Marovha to Grade 2 dropouts were elected MPs and they spent the better part of their five years in Parliament sleeping. E-eh kuvata chaiko kana muchiti ndinonyepa ask the likes of Addmore Hamandishe Maramwidze, Makamure of Gutu East and Moses Mare from Chiredzi West kkkkkkk raiva basa kani imi kkkkkkk seka zvako Mapombi.
Mapombi therefore totally agrees with ZEC that if you cannot raise US$ 100 then you are not fit to become a councillor, US$ 1000 then you cannot be an MP and US$ 20 000 you cannot be our President. Zvoto zvine mazera izvi kana uchida kusingadiwe mari ita Ward Chair, Vidco Chair, or even chairperson for your local burial society because kuCouncil, Parliament and State House we want vanhu vane mari.
So, I Mapombi do hereby declare that ZEC charges should be celebrated and accepted by all forward thinking and progressive Cdes and Citizens. We cannot continue allowing poor people to lead us all the time. This is the reason why we are not developing as a country because poor people are limited in terms of thinking; very few will think beyond their bank balance.
It’s better kuisa vasina chikoro sana Killer Zivhu kuChivi South uko asi vaine cash than vana Zizhou venyu vanotonetseka chero kutenga toothpaste yekugeza mazino. Please get me right handina kuti haageze mazino but ndiri kutaura nyaya yekuti haana cash. And kana usina cash usatinyaudza kuda kunyepera kuti democracy what what yet you want to get an opportunity to amass wealth through corrupt means.
In as much as Mapombi is for democracy; she also understands that there is also guided democracy. Every political party should select candidates who have resources and for those who do not have please imbotsvagai mari.
Anyway, I think those with ears have heard musaswerotinyaudza kwedu kuChitima uko pamunenge muchifamba netsoka kuenda kwenyu kwaMucheke. I appreciate that I am poor, of course it was caused by Zanu PF, so I don’t wish to become your MP anytime soon – chero ndimiwo mungada MP who survives on rotten bananas and maputi achigara kuChitima? Ndingasatoti hamuna kukwana kkkkk.
By the way Cdes and citizens, Mapombi is a gentleman ndinofira kureva kana vachida ngavauye vandinwise masuwa kuno kuchitima kuno I don’t care. Is Economic Development (ED) the President or is the Minister of State for Masvingo Province? Can someone who really knows help me on this one because mukuru uyu anenge akapiwa Job description yaMinister of State instead of yaHead of State and Government.
What kind of President is always in Masvingo almost monthly commissioning and launching nonsense? He has been to Masvingo commissioning Mapfura plant in Mwenezi, has been to Chivi twice, has been to Masvingo district a number of times, and is set to come to Masvingo again next this week. Mapombi heard he was supposed to come to launch project yekupa vanhu zvikuku kkkkkkkkk baba vangu iwe chokwadi murume mukuru kufambira zvitiyo chaizvo kuMasvingo. We don’t want you here Mr President.
Zimbabwe has 10 provinces but ED has neglected other provinces and is always in Masvingo. Kuita chagwinyira simbe chokwadi. Why not going to other provinces? And the fun thing each time he comes here, he leaves us even poorer than before because anozopiwa Makwai, mombe nezvimwe zvakangodaro isu chatinosara nacho dololo. In fact, when he comes here we are always in trouble with the overzealous security guys and there is really nothing for us to show as a province that Mukuru is always here.
This is free advice to ED, fambaiwo maProvince ese baba kwete kuita sekuti mava Minister of State for Masvingo. Move around all the provinces especially in Mashonaland provinces imboendaiwo ikoko mundoonekwa. Remember elections are coming in less than a year, don’t get angry if other provinces that you neglect vote for chikomana chekwa Gutu ichi dzungu boy. Idzungu zvaro but eish the citizens are rallying behind Nero zvinototyisa chaiko.
By the way, who misled ED about this idea of saying what what forED? So far Mapombi has heard Teachers for ED, Concillors for ED, Young Women for ED, Men BelievED kkkkkkkkk njere shoma zvadzinoita so ka vakomana kkkkkk seka zvako Mapombi. So I heard Mahure for ED is coming soon and Mahwindi for ED hahahaha. What I can tell you guys is that these are the same people who voted for ED in 2018 but are now grouping according to mabasa or their interests. There is nothing new; otherwise ED vari kungoredza zvayo in his pond. Kutsvaga kudya bedzi uku nothing else. Mapombi suspects very soon there will be Journalists for ED and these will be Journalists from Zimpapers and ZBC kkkkk.
Guys I have been for long wanting to tell you this but my hands were too tied up nenyaya yekushandira nyika iyi. Eheka , aaah vamwe venyu muri kutoseka as if you don’t know that nyika inoputswa nevene vayo sei? Aaah I mean nyika inovakwa nevene vayo kani. Kkkkkkkkkkk haaa zvimwe ndezvimwe but if truth is told, ED should be featured in the Guinness World Records – of course for being the worst ever leader under the sun. Kana mune zvimwe you are free to add kkkk because I know munazvo.
Anyway, let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch otherwise I will be accused of yep yepping. But vakuru vakati chati homu chareva. Vanokwanisa betseraiwo mukuru amboendawo kune mamwe maProvince chokwadi ambosiyana neMasvingo iyi. This is one reason Mapombi liked Mphoko. He used to go around the country donating incubators and no province was left behind. Manje izvi zvekungoti no place will be left behind munhu achingouya kuMasvingo koga hahaha 2023 haulume. Maputi aibva guys plus nhasi ane nzungu saka manake. Mboko imboko!!!
ED more of Min of State for Masvingo than President
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