GENARARI is powerful guys

Ladies and gentleman let me start by passing my heartfelt condolences on the passing on of Major General Godfrey Chanakira, our distinguished hero because of the work he did for the nation. Eish I am still reeling from shock to the news of his sudden death and struggling to come to terms with it after I saw the man here in Masvingo barely three weeks ago when he was on government business assessing progress on the Emergency Road Rehabilitation Programme (ERRP) in the province. Of course death is our ultimate destiny, but when he came and had a briefing at our own Benjamin Burombo (BB) the former soldier did not seem unwell after all only to be told he is no more. Anyway zviriko kuZanu especially when we are faced with such critical gatherings like the October elective congress kkk padzoda kunotungana Scarfmore naGenarari hameno ma1 anenge atanga pasina anoda kuitwa gwara akaimba hake Gafa. Anyway it is part and parcel of our culture to pay respect for the departed ones while we await our time. Go well soldier, rara nevamwe zvakanaka pachikomo pawaida kunyimwa nzvimbo ipapo.
Yaa coming back to bread and butter issues, ladies and gentlemen haaa takazviparira senyika kusiya Zanu ichiita majority in Parliament yaaa takatanga sedambe but tazonzwirira manje nemaStatutory Instruments awa ummm too much a one thing ends up in fatigue, kkkk Mapombi is a learned destitute by the way. Heee Parliament yava dambiro revanana vongoti wada waita chake, afunga kuchinja mutemo oita sekudaro chero zvichibatsira Zanu. Shame this precedence we are setting as a nation will haunt us one day, believe you me. Mapombi anotaura sedambe asi pazvinozoitika vazhinji mobata miromo chero musingazondiudzi henyu kana zvadudzirwa. Now they have come up with a Statutory Instrument to force farmers to deliver maize to GMB but when it is farming season kkkk vanopanana maiInputs pachiZanu Zanu asi kana vaisa roadblock yemapurisa neavo vemaRed Beret hanzi torerai wese asina license chibage imi kaa Zanu chinhu chakaora. Kkkkk his command economy thing never seize to amaze people for sure. Ko sei hurumende isina moyo iyi mese kuita semakazvarwa paBarika nana mai vamwe here kufurirana utsinye? Anyway command economy is a proven failure in Zimbabwe, watch out there.
Right! coming back to my core issue guys believe you me GENARARI vave nesimba pamukomana wasisi Auxillia shuwa. The late Chanakira who was a permanent secretary in the VP’s office was accorded a State assisted funeral but that only lasted a few hours if not minutes before the powerful former ZDF commander reversed the decision. Kkkk zvandifungisa kambo kaya‘Kumusha haadi ondovigwepi’. Of course Genarari vati Chanakira kuChikomo ndokwake and subsequently Dr J Misheck Sibanda made another announcement that the late is declared a national hero. I salute Chiwenga though ndisina kuzvidzidzira hangu but will try by all means to salute the general for he has proven himself in this case. Whatever the case, that women’s league has endorsed Tongombeya, tondosangana kumapenalty naGuvheya this time around. If he possesses the powers to turn the decision of a whole Politburo, then who am I to underestimate his power if not at my own peril. Watch out the soldier is soldiering and will soldier on this time around.
Guys chakaherereka pedu paRoman Catholic Masvingo Diocese apo haaaa Bishop vazvibuka shuwa. Yes of course re-assignments and transfers have been common occurrences in most if not all organisations, but it is that level of demotions that will raise alarm yoo. Vicar General vakachinjwa chigaro vakamhanyiswa pamajokochwa paBangala apo haaa inotambika wani maybe it’s a promotion in a top-bottom approach or model chete Mapombi chakamujambawo apa. Kkkkk ko zvekuti new blood ndaifunga zvakarerekera kuna Scarfmore naNero but umm with this swift response from the Bishop, I am now smelling a rat and link it to some likely factional wars in the popular church. Zvirikowo futi izvi. Haaa new blood to the periphery and marginalized area yooooo.
Ladies and gentlemen haaa these legislators of ours seem to have deviated from the society’s moral fibre. Yes. News filtering through the province is that down there in the Lowveld paMukwasine apo paita MP aidiridzira 100 hectares dzenzimbe achishandisa magesti emahara haaaaa ndozvinoita varimi vedu here. If a whole MP can by-pass ZETDC power supplies so that he can irrigate his crops free of charge, guys who would assume the responsibility of ensuring the law is respected after a law maker does not? Guys ko zvemahara hapana asingazvide nhai, ndazvionera hangu nhasi pamhene. Haa honourable it’s a title that requires the bearer to live to his/her billing, but in this case it might not be applicable any way.
Yaa Mapombi is someone who always accords due credit whenever it is due tiriko kuChitima tichidya mabanana akaora. Of course why not? The current speaker of Parliament deserves salute and respect from every progressive Zimbabwean after his suggestion that the diaspora community should be allowed to exercise their democratic rights in the upcoming 2023 polls. Yaaaa Jacob you are man enough a represent the bold. You even rise above fellow cowards who always argue that because of travel restrictions, they will not be able to lure the diaspora vote when in actual fact they know those people are fed up of their ideologies and won’t vote for them. Asi imiwo vari kunze maitenga maWhisky asi hamusi veZanu here or maida kudhakisa mukuru? How can Zanu be afraid of the diaspora vote, when they have suppoters scattered all over the globe even in Davos?
PaBikita hamusi maakuzvinyanya here apo Chief Maungunye anaBudzi haaa batai vanhu apo zvaakuda kuenderera izvo. Zuro ndizuro makatenga mazimota emhando yepamusoro mukaisa muma nhamba eYellow, nhasi makucheresa zvibhorani zvinodhura haaa, ndofunga zvinobudisa mvura yakashanangugwa izvo kkkkk. Chingoma chiririsi ka choda kubvaruka. Anyway we are eagerly waiting for the outcome of the investigations into the vehicle purchasing issue and hopefully get to the bottom of the matter. Vanhu vemuZimbabwe mutange dzamunopedza veduewee ndomashoko makukutu andiinawo. Ko iko kutozoti sika sika neWairesi yeHevoi ndichiti iznwi rekwedu kana Campus Radio dzichaverenga nhau kwadzo musi wa29 May. Asi Chief Khumalo musazviregerera imi, makazotadziswa naniko kutora State House paInthuthu apo haaa. Motangirei musindo imi muri gwara hanzi vanoronga kuzondirova kkkk. Kufunga kwenyu maingonodarika Presidential Guard yakatarisa muchipinda haaa sadero vaShe.
Haaa mukomana akanosimudza chaunga paBinga apo and that movement of the masses in jubilation invoked a sense of victory maybe for Nero that is if they are registered to vote.
Anyway guys just spare a minute of silence for the vulnerable and those on the streets, yaaa gore rino chakachaya chando ma1 tanzwirira shuwa haaaa pakaipa. Asi ndiyo climate change yacho here nhai hama dzangu? Ko avasei Robert Junior? Shuwa ndakapedzisira kunzwa kuti ari muchipatara kuSingapore, how is he feeling now? Ko nemiwo Dr Stop It zii zii yenyu bhoo here asikana veduwee. Ko Tyson wangoti zii wani, I think it’s high time you come out in the open so that your ambitions via a ‘Return of the Emigres’ into your former party can be seen.
Ko mai Muchuchuti vakafamba sei nhai vehama? I miss my new drama queen on the political front. Ko my old friend Mphoko ndiani akambonzwawo nezvake? Ko nyaya yaaisungisa Welshman yakazopera seikowo? Hope he managed to score a victory anyway. Anyway hop our province won’t lose constituencies to delimitation akadai kutangidzwa uyu. Regai ndokanga mhandire dzangu ndichidziisa zvioko zvarohwa nechando izvi. Bye for now Mboko imboko!!!