Grace was better than Auxilia

I had vowed not to talk about RBZ, Mangudya or Mthuli anymore but mmm, the guys will always have something up their sleeves. A lot of people were complaining that I always talk about these guys too much ndisingapevwo vamwe mukana. Yes who doesn’t want to be talked about by the famous Mapombi asina mutupo all the way from Chirimudombo, one gentlemen risingavanze. Handina muti unoera sanhu ladies and gentlemen, I talk about anything and anyone vasikana but zvana Panonetsa mmm zvinenge zvaakunyanya, week in week out they release scandals and never cease to amaze, ko kumbodzikamawo seMinistry mosiirawo vamwe, vana Public Service takapedzisira paya when they were threatening to fire teachers, ko zvakazopera nepi? Nhaimi maSchool heads, you were asked to compile a list of absent teachers makazodii. This is the problem we have as a country; we don’t follow a decision to its logical end, policies kungoisa zvichigumira ipapo.Maybe all the teachers who were absent were punished by not being given the duty in the ongoing national population and household census. Same same nekuvhukunura uncle Bob, zvakazongopera haa amana, kana mataura chinhu nomatter how bad or good it is just implement zvopera hazvo. I am not saying teachers were supposed to be fired but why announcing the decision when you know it’s not possible, nxaaa kujairira vanhu.
Back to the tagless team yekuRBZ, mangomuka makafunga kubanner Innbucks, mushonga here, igavakava here, why banning such a critical service provider. Ndakambokuudzai kuti this guy’s policies are anti-poor, gore riya akamboita zvema 2 percent atiri kubhadhara nanhasi, kwaakuzombotaura zvema US$50 on all imported cell phones, zvakazoguma nepi kkkk. You can’t force people to continue USING Mukuru which charge us exorbitant charges when Innbucks is charging reletavely cheaper rates next to nothing. You all know that you have reduced us to be beggars, hatina kana mari and when we want to send our loved ones something then for less, imi hamudi. We had welcomed Econet’s USD Ecocash relaunch tichiti there will be a healthy competition but alas, we were wrong.
But ladies and gentlemen when I said Grace was better than Mbuya Nehanda Auxilia Makati Mapombi watanga but some of you are beginning to see what I meant. That lady should have lived in the 1800s because she resembles Marrie Antonette, she is really Adam deficit, how she loves traveling around doing useless engagements with an entourage and convoy whose fuel, accommodation and food is covered for by the tax payer’s money. A true mother should do whatever it takes to save the little that is there so that her kids would have something to eat. Vana mai vatoziva isu havadye kana vana vasati vaguta, kwete vedu ava who is always driven around vachidya mari yenyika. If she is sincere and has a heart, why didn’t she intervene on Marry MubaiwaChiwenga’s issue? After all she is the one who gave her Mushamukadzi foundation in 2018 but haachamuoniwo now that she is in deep shit.
Why not use those fake manners you use uchigwadamira vanhu to kneel before Chiwenga and beg him on behalf of Marry. Vamwe vanhu vanondotsva kudenga, hezvino ndiri pano, Mwari ndewemunhu wese. I hear the first lady with all the flamboyancy and how she loves mileage hanzi she is infringing on the rights of the media. Banning private media from taking pictures and videos at events is a serious draw back in media freedom, kunenge kutojairira mainstitutions, ZMC has a mandate to accredit journalist, why should they be banned from doing their job. She doesn’t want people to say the truth and allows only the public media which they can control, nhamo haibvi pane imwe sure. How can attend public events with your own media personnel and ensure security impose a media blackout serve for the few captured you move around. Zvisinei zvakauya nevamwe vana ‘Very Nice’ in the media fraternity who wanted to personalise you after the November 17 coup which ousted Dr Amai aka G. Marufu.
I am happy with the politics of maturity and unity of purpose being shown by our politicians especially displayed at Independence. We should unite on state events and quarrel later. We are all Zimbabweans and have something that binds us no matter how different our views can be. You cannot tell me that there is no single time we can agree, we can speak with one voice. On Independence Day, a number of opposition politicians joined in the celebrating of the country’s independence. This is our independence day ladies and gentlemen, even though we have no real independence but tofanira kungobatanawo at least once or twice a year as a country. Tinganetsana everyday here ladies and gentlemen kukundwa nemakudo? I am beginning to see people wearing different party regalia posing for pictures, that’s what we want, if you have your picture makapfeka you can send kuTellZim uko they will publish as we move towards 2023 we want to promote tolerance.
If I had money, I would have called my two best musicians Paul Madzore and Chief Shumba for a collaboration promoting peace and unity in our beloved motherland. Politics aside ladies and gentlemen, those two guys are really talented, vanoimba vakomana vaya, I urge you to listen to them makabvisa nzeve dzepolitics and appreciate talent. Come on Chief Shumba naMadzore, give us one collabo.
Ndakambokuudzai paya kuti 100 dollar note iyi will lead to inflation but never thought it will lead to increase in Bread. Kungobudisa note itsva isati yatombosvika kuno kwaDr Grace Mugabe trading centre pano pachitima apa, chingwa chatokwira. I doubt kuti ndezvehondo yekuUkraine ini. Chete our government is good at shifting blame away from themselves, they blame others for their flaws everythime manje tava kuzviziva. If it’s true, government yakarongeka will just change kwekutengaka wheat yacho, inga paya we changed from the West and looked East chero pasina zvakazobuda, why not looking somewhere kwatingawana wheat yacho.
The men of God we have in Zimbabwe haaa, maDrama ega ega, ndonzwa VaTaguta vaiva nedhufandu revakadzi and now that the old man has died, a lot of women will become widows. Ukuwo ana Makandiwa have joined the bandwagon of Passion Java, bootlicking. Siyanai nePolitics munhu waMwari and focus on winning souls for God. We need people who heal our souls from what we are going through kwete kudzimbira vanhu. But on the same note, if he had said Chamisa will win then dai vanhu vachiti he is a true prophet kkk, ndokwatasvika uku senyika kkkk. Ukangoita pro.., you are anti-citizens kkkkkk, nhasi zvangu.
Before I pen off so that I prepare a fire ndikange maputi and warm myself sezvo tiri muguti kudai, let’s be sure to be counted, get IDs during the blitz, register to vote and lastly tonovhota in 2023 adai kusvika. Ko maG40 kunyarara these days hanzii? They are just quiet, what really going on? Can someone tell me whats going on, kubva ana Tyson vati zii kunge Mboko kudai, iye akazonzi aripiko kkk. Mboko imboko!!!