Hungwe now runs two ministries

Kkkkkk hamunyare makaita seiko? What has really gotten into your minds fellow comrades? How can you allow such rot to continue happening right under your noses? Can’t you see Josaya Hungwe is literally running two ministerial posts? He is the minister of Psychomotor and now he seems to have taken over Shuavi Mahofa’s position as the Minister of State for Provincial Affairs for Masvingo. 

E-eh why not? Hungwe is doing almost everything for Mahofa. Mapombi attended the Heroes Day celebrations at Masvingo Provincial Heroes Acre, and guess what, all activities that were supposed to be done by Mahofa were being done by Hungwe from inspecting the guard of honour to laying the flowers at the graves. Virtually everything. Except for reading President Robert Mugabe’s prepared speech kkkkkkkkkkkkk makatogara zvenyu pasi gogo kkkkkk asi gogo Mahofa ka ko kundogara kumba nevazukuru zvodii? Chete ndimiwo madii zvenyu imi vemakore 75 kana vava kuma80, 90 ne100 vachiri pazvigaro. Tongai vanhu gogo!

But Mapombi want to give a standing ovation to gogo Mahofa, this time she was a bit fluent when she was reading the queen’s language. Sando dzenyu gogo it showed you rehearsed well ndokuverenga chirungu ka kuya kkkkkkk that was great improvement from the last time Mapombi heard you during the Independence Day celebrations at Mucheke Stadium in April this year. 

Mapombi, however, was extremely worried because gogo Mahofa has deteriorated so bad that I nearly forgot her when she arrived at the Provincial Heroes Acre. Kuda inyaya yekuti I saw her from afar as you all know kuti isuwo vane mamvemve hatibvumirwe padhuze nevanhu vanofamba nemaBenz, vanogara pamasofa, vanopiwa mvura dzemumabottle nema snacks vanofamba vakachengetedzwa nevakomana vema suit. Ummmm gogo Mahofa vari kupera muviri veduwe. Aa-ah munotoseka? Zvimwe hazviseke imi. May be it’s because I was seeing her from a tree I was climbing but haaa Mapombi heard even those who got closer to her vachiti haaa hameno.

Anyway, since Hungwe has proved beyond doubt that he can run both the offices why not officially appoint him the Minister of State for Provincial Affairs for Masvingo? Chaasina kuita chete kuverenga speech yaPresident. Otherwise I don’t think there is anything more Mahofa is doing which Hungwe cannot do. He can sign too. Of course papers from Team Lacoste will be signed first ahead of G40. Kkkkkkkk Zanu PF yambotionesa nhaka. 

From Mujuru era to the formation of G40, now Team Lacoste faction members are being roasted every day. Chris Mutsvangwa, Victor Matemadanda, Headman Moyo and Douglas Mahiya were expelled from Zanu PF. Kkkkkkkkk gona una gona wakewo shuwa. Mapombi never thought Mutsvangwa would be kicked out of Zanu PF. But let me say something; Mngagwagwa you lost my respect! E-eh Mapombi is a gentleman handivanzi; hauite hausapoteke. You are selfish Cde; people who have sacrificed so much for you to get that post are now being axed and you remain quiet. Do you stil remember Mutsvangwa saying Joice Mujuru haana kupfura helicopter during the war? He lied because he wanted to discredit Mujuru so that munopinda panyanga but now mava panyanga mava kukanganwa? Haaa musadaro vakomana. Anyway, support Mnangagwa at your own peril. Now Mapombi knew the truth murume uyu haasapoteke.

Gogo Mahofa, Hungwe are you getting me? Ndati Ngwena haisapoteke! Asi mati kugona kungoti uchingovukuraa, ugovukura tichingotonga, tigotonga uchingovukura kkkkkkkk Mphoko senani anotorambira zvake muhotera.  After all he was right paakati Makaranga will never rule this country. Ungatonga nyika with such speeches. . . ‘pamberi nemhanduuuuu’ kkkkkkkkkk. Maybe Nelson Chamisa will be the only Mukaranga anogona kuzotongawo hake nyika ino.

Anyway, Mapombi has poured her heart and Ngwena dai uri umwe waichinja maitor wotaidzawo kuti uri murume chaiye. Stand up and defend your fellow Cdes. Stop being selfish! Aaaah hanzi baba musaita sedhakisi!

Mapombi is always a gentleman; allow gogo Mahofa to rest and let Hungwe take over. Chokwadi hamunzwewo tsitsi muchiona gogo vachinetseka kufamba sezviya vachikwira paPodium? Does this mean there is no better candidate to replace her? Haa tinyareiwo please. Stop taking Masvingo for granted hakuna mafuza kuno. We want a minister who can run around the province not one who spend most of time in hospital. Nxaa zvobhowa mhani.

It’s almost lunch time let me go and have maputi angu for lunch. But gogo Mahofa musanyepera vanhu kuti no one will starve because there are families already starving. Chete manga muchiverenga henyu zvamakatumirwawo but deep down you know that people are starving in Zaka, Mwenezi and Chiredzi. 

Even Mapombi passed out this other day after I failed to get some rotten bananas and maputi for lunch. Had it not been the civil servants who came to my rescue zvingadaro ndakafa ipapo manje vakazondipawo tuma Bond coins and I bought some rotten bananas. Ko iwo maBond Papers anouya rinhiko nhai veduwe? I mean aya hanzi maBond Notes zviya. Haaaa kugumirwa ndokuziva ini. Anyway, vanodawo maputi handei tindokanga. Mukadarika nekwaChirimudombo mundiudzirewo amai vangu kuti Mapombi ari kukanga waya. Mboko imboko!