Jonso is homesick guys

Ladies and gentlemen let me hasten to say this Climate Change thing is now a reality at our door step ummm. Yaah, the chilly weather sweeping across the country or Southern African region is something to ponder about and spare a thought for the ordinary man on the street. Kuno kuChitima zvakaomera munhu shuwa. Anyway it’s that passing phase of the year. Ko Guvamatanga mupenyu nhai, zvazvakaoma ko makadii kundiudza kuti arikowo nhai vanouya kumusika. Just last heard of him after splashing on that massive birthday raapa vanaMakhadzi mazimari atisingazivi kwawakaatora and then you lied over your tenure with Barclays Bank. Maybe wakatora zvako from the national purse because zii zii yawakazoita after the party umm, kumbeadzorera musoro mudemhe saKamba. But, you seem to have joined the Mutuvi-Panonetsa grave train and I can safely speak of the three musketeers at the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe, mheno nyika inopona here ipapa. Shuwa here kutaura pamusoro pemarates aasipo muna 2018 just because you want to sanitize the move by your employer/government to deny civil servants their dues. Anyway the sad reality is that you know the truth, though in public you might seem to hide your big face behind the finger. Anyway kudya kuzviwana mukunyatsoshandisawo mukana ka.
Haaa chakachaya paHarare apo, this time the shameless Zanu PF manipulating the Judiciary has grabbed the opportunity on you, Wiwa and am sure they want to maximize on it. Heee the case has been struck off the roll because some documentation from the magistrate court is/ was missing. Haa matare edzimhosva oitiwa mahumbwe nedambiro repwere naiyo Second Republic yenyu, chongogonderwa kupisa petrol muchiuya Masvingo week-in, week-out. How can a level-headed and competent prosecutor or whoever is in charge prophesy ignorance of that magnitude only for the sake of settling political scores with Job by going to the extent of compromising the integrity of the judicial system? Yes, it’s captured by the regime, saka toti kudii? Facts on the ground can speak for themselves.
I have on record urged the Prof Mutuvi to quit whatever he smokes be it ganja, mutoriro or dhirihora. The nation is sick and tired of your about-turns which are clearly pointing to failure as a result of policy inconsistencies. Just a while ago you directed banks and other financial institutions to stop lending before you turned about. Kkkkk dene yaiva ndege yauri kuFlyer haaa all the passengers aipera kunzwa dzungu nekurutsa because of your recklessness. Bvaa kana yaiva motikari hamenowo. The day you put a notice that there was going to be a press conference, the whole nation waited eagerly and curiously anticipating you were going to announce something new and meaningful, hezvo nhava izere mhepo. Kkkk uya akati maZimbabwean kwatakabva ndokwatiri kuenda anga aonera shuwa. We are going nowhere as a country shame. How can a whole learned person have the guts to waste time and resources to announce the use of multi-currency that has been in use albeit in default? Prof, just swallow your pride and admit being a failure than kusimbirira zvamoona kuti zvikuramba pachena. It reminds me of the late MDC leader Morgan Tsvangirai’s remarks when asked to comment on Dr Simba saying ‘OLD WINE IN A NEW BOTTLE’. The same applies of you Mutuvi. Practically you were or are aware of the population having already adopted multi-currency, only for you to legalize or confirm through a press conference. Anyway zviriko PROF, the address might have served as a reminder to the nation that you are still there.
It’s sad that the late Dr Mararike and Chivaura are no longer panellists on the Ztv programmes unpacking some controversial issues to do with customs and traditions. Had it not been their passing on, I think they should have been given some few minutes or even an hour to unpack the Nyatsime debacle. Haaaa the rest kunyanya ama2000 are lost with these issues to do with avenging spirits. The last time we heard of such dramatic events was during the Gokwe matter following death of MDC activist Chokuda, now if true the drama is unfolding on the political front again. What is really taking place in Chitungwiza, ZINATHA matiregerera apo tinyeurireiwo tinzwe sana mazvikokota vebasa. What has really transpired after the death of More Blessing? News filtering through has been that a sort of avenging spirit has taken over the reins to settle matters with all those involved in the drama that ensued the death of the slain lady. Hanzi chairperson akafa neStress yekupwanyirwa imba, haaa handioni sekudaro ini pamwe kuda hazvoo.
But ladies and gentleman, ko makadii kundiudza kuti Prof Jonso vanopiwa malessons paTwitter naChatunga chikomana chidiki chaDr Stop it? Haaya matiziro aiita mupfana uya chikoro past George’s pamadziro eState House handina kufunga kuti chine utesvi sehwaBambo hangu but he is proving himself. Kkkk chinenge ndochakasiya chasvipirwa mate mumuromo naUncle Bob. But let me salute and give due credit where it deserves to Chatunga for whipping Jonso into line by providing lessons for free to the political scientist who feels he knows everything concerning politics. Is it being homesick or seeking relevance that is troubling the former propagandist? The way Chatunga reprimanded Jonso has made me believe and identify the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Kkkkk Jonso has knowledge after learning while Chatunga has wisdom. I think that is why he does not even bother himself associating with his later father’s nemesis unlike his elder brother anga oda zveYouth league mumapere akashungurudza baba vake. By the way, how is Robert Junior wherever he is after those reports of ill health? Jonso just leave CCC and Chamisa alone. The only opportunity to lecture on democracy and politics you had was when you were in government but unfortunately you spent most of your energy and focus towards propaganda and the Pax-Afro projects, yaaa 90 % local content or whatever. Kkkk asi pa2004 Tsholotsho declaration vawaiva navo divi rimwe vokurasa ka muSecond Republic, yaaa you every reason and justification to render frustration and bitterness, but your target in this case is misplaced asi Ngwena unoitya here kuti inokudhonzera mumvura. Vakagona vakakuridzira moto wenyere, you are troublesome but am sure this time your perfect match who is non-other than Chatunga will create a good package for you despite your age, intellectual and status differences.
Salutations to Bishop Magaya haa man of cloth you are a cut above the rest shuwa. Rakabumira Dhongi riya rekuchenama. Heee if our nation had, is or will produce brave citizens like you, this dictatorship model of rule will cease and become a thing of the past am sure. Yaa you were bold enough to set the record straight for the emancipation of your subjects that is what a typical man-of-God should do pakuyambutsa vana veZimbabwe from Pharaoh Scarfmore uyu. Yaa, Jamwanda needs to be matched man for man anozvinyanya but this time around akatizira kunoinda chibhakera chete. By the way, I think Generari is covered from this chilly weather though his honeymoon might have been cut short by striking health workers. Ko Petronella waDr Malinga naKaroro mugarisane zvakanaka naPius ‘Jamba’ Mukandi but mugarire kure nekuti MoreBlessing kana ouyako mungabatanidzirwa necrosis fire. Mhandire sandi kunaka muguti muno. Mboko imboko!!!!