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Let’s worry about cockroaches not coronavirus

Sometimes
Mapombi wonders what sin we have committed as a country to deserve this kind of
leadership. Does Cde Dambudzo know that he is the President of this country? At
first ndaifunga kuti mukuru ari kuwanza mbanje but I later realized that the
man is not aware he is the President. ED should start behaving like a true
leader or else we kick him out. I do not care if he has pacified the army with
the so called garrison shops. Those military boys are not happy because they do
not even have enough money to buy from those garrison shops. Mashefu eku army ndiwo
ega anongozipigwa twuvafana twuchifamba nemauniform akadambuka magaro. I know
vana mukoma vanorova but someone has to man up and tell them the truth.
Mapombi
is a woman but she will have to man up and tell vana mukoma that they should
tell their boss kuti all civil servants are equal. Kana zvaramba ngavaite iya
yavakatamba Mugabe gore riya. Army yemuno I respect it a lot because they are
the only ones who did a coup and managed to convince the whole world that it
was not a coup but just a military intervention. I salute you vana mukoma and I
hope muri kuonawo manyongori ari kuitwa nemukuru wenyu ED and you are our last
hope. We have tried Chamisa but it seems kwatakabva ndiko kwatiri kuenda.
There
are a lot of people who get very angry and emotional when the name of Chamisa
is portrayed in a negative light. Ndima iyi inemakata chinin’ina changu inotoda
mushina muhombe. Rest in peace Tongai Dhewa Moyo. Ndima yaremera Chamisa zvino.
Nerorists I want you to shut up and listen. I know you may want to be quick to
be defensive but nhasi ndinemi. Munongori an extension of Zanu PF but you are
too docile to see it. Chamisa wenyu uyu anenge atadza kufamba nechitima ichi.
Everyone anongokadherera kaChamisa kacho kkkk.
This
is why sometimes I admire mukoma Dambu. Cde Dambu havana mafunnies, he does not
let anyone grow a long tail without chopping it off. Cde Dambu establishes his
authority and no one dares to challenge him which is why muchiona zvifana zviya
vana Matutu and Tsenengamu zvakadzingwa zvakuda kukura musoro. Cde Dambu has a
grip on Zanu PF ndosaka muchiona muZanu PF muine discipline. Vana Chiwenga vari
kutodawo chitanda chiya but havambouyi vachiti bufu publicly because Cde Dambu
havatangiki. Anyone anenge ari in charge of Zanu PF will wield so much power
that everyone under them will turn into yes boss zombies. I really miss Dr
Morgan Tsvangson. Changa chisingadhererwi chamatama. The house was in order.
Chamisa
seems to be struggling to keep the house in order. The people are just doing
madiro ajojina pasina anobata shamhu. Who would trust munhu anojairirwa
nanaMaboke chaiwo. Heee Maboke is not our mayor heee tinomudzinga heee what
what. Mudzinge tione I double dare you. Maboke hakuna kwaari kuenda. Masvingo
hautigoni iwe Chamisa. Tinoita zvemusoro wedu kkkkk. Chamisa lacks the
shrewdness of a true leader which is why a lot of people are already looking
within his ranks for a replacement. How can Chamisa finish two years achingorwa
with a mere mayor achitadza kungomudzinga kana achizviti ane power racho?
Masvingo yagara ine nharo manje kkkk. Whoever said Masvingo shapes the politics
of the country was a true genius. Wezhira wezhara wezhowezha wezheve ane nharo.
I heard pakaita chimurenga during Chamisa’s MDC district elections.
Pakadamburana
vanhu and some districts had to be aborted mafaction adhumhana. But mamwewo
maleaders in MDC haanyari chokwadi. We have seen the MDC die in the hands of
people like Chanyau the Masvingo district chair. These guys call for the
removal of Zanu PF but ivo they do not want to leave office. MDC has become
dormant vana Chanyau vachingofamba vachibhon’a pasina chinoziikanwa. Who in
their right mind would follow that drunkard which is why his faction disrupted
the district elections. MDC is a party of drunkards only because whenever they
are gathered vanege vakangodhakwa vese zvekuti even Chamisa finds it difficult
to control his people. Hakuna zvakadaro kuZanu PF which is why ichitonga nesuwo
tisina mhosva.
Kudenga
kuna Mwari hama dzangu. Jehovah ndiye mufudzi wedu. No weapon formed against us
shall prosper. Mthuli angauya with his stupid policies but Jehovah will fight
from our side. We may be cursed with Cde Dambu as the President but the Lord
will deliver us from evil one of these days. Shuwa dzimwe nyika dziri busy
kutaura about coronavirus isu wedu Cde Dambu is busy kutaura about mapete.
Mapete here vakomana kkkk haaa we are in trouble. We have not heard our President
talk about Coronavirus publicly and here we thought after sweeping in Gutu he
would take the opportunity to address the nation and give us an update on the
country’s level of preparedness but in his wisdom or lack thereof, he decided
to go for mapete.
Are
these cockroaches the biggest worry right now nhai iwe Dambu. Mukuru uyu ane
problem and he needs serious help. Shuwa a whole President of a country kuudza
nyika yese kuti tokusungirai mapete kkkk haaa Dambu ndamutadzawo hangu.
Anobvepi mapete mudzimba dzine nzara kudai. Mr President for you own
information mapete haagari pane nzara. Nyika ine nzara iyi saka mapete kuno
hakuna. Maybe kwenyu kuState House kwamunodya muchirasa ndiko kwaakazara
mapete. Munhu wese kuState House kunotsvaga mapete kumba kwaDambu. Maybe
tingamusunga tikapedza dambudziko rashupa vana veZimbabwe. If coronavirus hits
Zimbabwe today tinopukutwa tese tikapera. Imagine a country where there are
only two infectious hospitals. Kana Mapombi akarohwa necorona yake kuno
kuChitima I have to be rushed to Harare just imagine. Mwari ndiye
arikungotichengeta chete apa otherwise our days are numbered. I hope South
Africa will be able to contain their cases otherwise we are next.
Now
is not the time to talk about mapete Cde President. Shuwa mungakwira ndege
kuuya kuzotaura about mapete kwaGutu? Who voted for Zanu PF please show by
raising your hands? Is this what you voted for? I am sure kana mose makavhotera
Zanu PF muine any decency at all you should apologize to the nation. This is
what you have forsaken us to for the next five years. Kusatonyara murume mukuru
kutaura about mapete iko kuine coronavirus. A true leader should address nation
on the county’s state of preparedness regarding the notorious coronavirus.
I
heard there is a man from Thailand who ran away from Wilkins hospital achitya
to be tested of coronavirus. I hope that Thailand national ran to the state
house. Maybe ikatangira ikoko vanoona kuti zvemapete hazvina kana basa. Whoever
arikupa Cde Dambu mbanje please slowdown a little bit. We cannot have a
President who is high all the time who will be living in a world of his own.
Munhu akarohwa nemandudu anenge akuona mapete itori coronavirus kkkk. Nyika
yese yakutya mapete kkkk. I suspect chimuchinda chiya chinonzi Energy Mutodi
ndicho chiri kutsvagira ED energy yaari kushandisa kutaura marabishi atiri
kunzwa aya.
From
the mapete issue, Cde Dambu went on to talk about a mortuary and praised it
like it was a mega project. He described the mortuary like he was describing a
refrigerator. And to make matters worse, he suggested the stupidest thing ever
of paying the first people to be put in that mortuary. This man wants us to die
for real. His fascination with mortuaries when the economy is dying is
worrying. Does he want us all to die and fill those mortuaries? Instead of
building infectious hospitals for coronavirus he is building mortuaries and talking
about mapete. Shame on you. I have said enough regai ndinokanga hangu maputi
angu for lunch. VP Chiwenga kuChina hakuchaendekizve kkkk. Mukaenda you will
stay there and munowana chair yagara mumwe. You guys are just looters. How come
no one is getting sick these days? Dai kusina coronavirus tingadai takaneta nekunzwa
kuti Chiwenga ava China but now he is here. Coronavirus dai yaramba iriko, our
leaders will stay at home. Mboko imboko.

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