Sunday, October 17, 2021
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Mr President Tinyareiwo

I had vowed that I will not talk about the crazy professor Mthuli but eish you know how Mapombi is, haagone kunyarara when things are going south. I don’t know how many times I have told you that Mthuli is crazy but I know some of you thought I was the crazy one. But now I think maakuzvionawo kuti ndairevesa zvangu. I used to emulate the professors and Doctors in Zimbabwe but mmmm , now I don’t, especially after Mthuli and Dokora. I heard things are not good for the crazy doctor Dofora who introduce CALAZ To our education system. haa these guys don’t want to leave office, after Dofora was dismissed from government I thought he has retired and will focus on his project yekuchengeta ndebvu izvo bodo, vari kutoda zvigaro muZanu. Kkkk hanzi he moved out of the race yeucheyameni kuMash Central after an assassination attempt kkk hokoyo naKazembe Kazembe.
Back to our learned professor of Incompetence, chatanga bootlicking, hanzi ED is the best boss I have ever had, tikwanire apo iwe Mthuli, how can he be the best when he is failing to run the company you work on. Yes ED is the CEO, hanty he is taking this country like a private company where he and his sons and a few others enjoy while we languish in poverty. How can he be the best when the company is running losses every day? So this simply means one thing, you don’t care about other people but yourselves chete. The problem that we have as a country is that we don’t tell the leaders the truth, bootlicking yakanyanya and it is costing us. Please Mthuli tell ED the truth kwete kumunyepera, zvinhu hazvina kumira mushe.
Ko ndiyani akaroyawo Mathema nhai, I heard the guy has suffered a stroke, haa I hope it is just a normal stroke hakusi kuroyewa. Did I waste my prayer last week but one paya pandakati ndomunamatira, at least he is alive hake. But mmm kuZanu kana usina chero muteuro wamadzibba zvawo unenge uri pama1 because boys riya kana usina kusimba vanokupfuudza. Chete in Zanu we have a lot of moving graves, chitima chevarwere. Kembo, General, Khaya Moyo and of late Mathema havs joined the band wagon yevarwere who do not want to leave office. Why not go and rest and leave the party to the energetic youths, ipai vana Gomwe ivavo vamhanye nacho kutema vamwe nemachair shows they are energetic. Kkkk but kuZanu Kwakoma, kutemena nemachir fighting to get into positions of corruption. The internal elections were not only chaotic in Harare, pedu paChiredzi apa MP Svuure vakamhanyiswa vakasiya kumwe kusina machairpersons kkkk, that’s Zanu PF for you, I however like their baboonish behaviour, they fight each other very much, but when it comes to fighting the common enemy they unite kwete. During elections iiii vanomira, or at least the disgruntled just chill kwete zvekuMDC zvekuti angofunga otonotanga zvake. Zvakamboitwa nana Biti with PDP, Weshman, ana Linda Masarira, ana Khupe vakazodai kutorerwa naDhagi kkkk, seka zvako Mapombi. kuZanu we need youthful people to square it off nana Chamisa vso that vanodashuranawo nevezera tambawo nevezeara kwete madara anoda kuita Gondo Muzvitiyo.
Ko zvemaMinister without potifolio zvichiriko? I thought zvakapera kudara ini, sure in this age and era munhu anonzi should just be a minister even if you don’t have zvekuita. Sure uku ndokutijairira chaiko. At leat just respect us and squander the money and state resources as you have been doing all along makanyarara. Please tinyareiwo Mr President, or else ndimi maguta henyu kunyarwa. We know you abuse state funds but this is too much. Kana munhu arwara arwara simple, minister without portifolio chii, ichocho. Why didn’t you just give him the ministerial pecks without us knowing? Please Mr President tinyareiwo, kana arwara arwara amana ngaazorore. Moti Minhu akadai kudzosa amCala ari kunetsa vana, momipa futi huminister. He failed to protect the teachers kuti vasabatwa chibharo negovernment and in return oripwa kugara. Hezvo now Rwanda want our techers, because you are failing to pay them.
Mapombi feels sorry for Marry Chiwenga, I feel sorry for her as a fellow woman, General please feel pity for our Marry. I wonder where is Auxilia, sure how can she forsake Marry when they were together manje manje whe she took over the Angel Of Hope Foundation. Was her taking over a pre planned thing to strip Marry? I have been silent about this but it’s now too much. Let’s forget about what she did to Shingi Kawondera, I think she has already learnt her lesson. To all ladies married to powerful people out there, secure your future time ichiripo so that you won’t suffer kana masiiwa. Those in marriages please don’t leave your husband’s nekuda mari you will suffer at the end. Ndatoparidza ndapedza so, those with ears I hope vatonzwa.
Before I go kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, can someone tell me if the crazy professor is still at the hotel? I thought there is nothing like that in the new dispensation, I thought they have reformed but mmm Zanu IZanu nomatter who is at the top. Asi Mthuli haana kuenda KuChitepo School of ideology kkkkk. i think there they only teach cadres to be corrupt and shameless. Mmmm zvimwe zvinonyanya vakomana, kusanyara kwachoka, zvimwe itai muchiti munotamba vakomana.
Enough of Mthuli, let me warn my comrades in the MDC, if you need to win the 2023 elections please you need to up your game. I am sure you have seen that ZEC is very biased, kudedza Dhagi leaving the big tent to critical electoral consultative meetings means one thing, and come 2023, Zec will still side with Zanu. Malaba akadzoka kuConcourt, Chigumba is there and someone very old called Kazembe is also there so pakaipa. Hanzi ZEC hais kuziva kuti who are you, vanoziva Dhagi kwete imi kkkk.
To all Zimbabweans, my simple advice is that lets all register to vote. Pekuvhotera mopaziva mega, all I want is for the bigger part of the population to determine the future leaders, kana mati tidzosere varipo hapana problem, Eh ngaatonge hake mudara kkkk, at least it just has to be a collective decision not for 5 million people to decide for 17 million people. Kana mati futi Ngaapinde Hake Mukomana then toita zviripo.
Where is Mphoko ladies and gentlemen? Is he the one who told Mthuli to stay in a hotel? But Mphoko was better ladies and gentlemen, aitombouya nemaIncubator kkkkk mphoko imphoko.

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