Mthuli destroying Zanu PF from within

Prof Moyo once said the best way to destroy Zanu PF is to do it from within and very few took him seriously. It is unfortunate that Musorobhangu was kicked out of Zanu PF before he completely destroyed it but haaaa anga afamba nendima. The 10th of Mugabe’s youth interface rallies was supposed to be the last nail on the coffin but junta rakazojamuka big time, and we all know what happened after that. Mapombi to do not want to be drawn into talking much about that otherwise ndinorara zvangu ndapfekedzwa Apolo-jersey sera Kudzai Chipanga kkkkkkkkk ko karipiko kamfana kaye I heard he was readmitted into Zanu PF kkkkkk haaa Zanu ndisinjonjo chaiye. Haina mugoni iyi, chero Ngwena yenyu yakatizira Mozambique yakapfeka cowboy hat zvadzvanya. Though ED jumped our border for safety, I liked his confidence when he wrote that long letter saying he would be back in two weeks to liberate the people of Zimbabwe from the dictator. That was impressive. Again, I do not want to be dragged into a discussion about whether did he delivered the economic and social emancipation he promised when he said he was going to be back in two weeks. We all know what happened thereafter. But we cannot lose hope, 2030 is still more than half a decade away who knows we may achieve the upper middle income target, where every person in Zimbabwe, including the newly born babies would be worth an average earning of US$4000 per annum. This is very possible Cdes, with all these pro-poor projects being initiated by the government – presidential poultry , inputs, livestock schemes and many more mungati zvingakona?
Mapombi is always a gentleman ndinofira kutaura chokwadi. There is only one person who is busy destroying what our good President is doing. No matter how much ED tries to deliver akasungwa mbiradzakondo chaidzo, kuitwa chidembo tamba tamba muswe ndakabata. The guy must have learnt and mastered the skill from Prof Moyo so well. The guy is Mthuli. Yes, Mthuli of the infamous phrase ‘Zvakarongeka’ when in actual everything is in shambles. Hapana chakarongeka in Zim at the moment zvinhu zvakaita manyama amire nerongo.
It’s not surprising that Mthuli is destroying Zanu PF from within. This is the same guy who was once named by the late MDC leader Morgan Tsvangirai (May His Soul Rest In Eternal Peace) in his shadow cabinet as the minister of finance. He must have some connection with opposition politics. Mapombi will leave that for another day. All I can say is Mthuli is on a serious mission to destroy Zanu PF. There is no more evidence to that than his pathetic reforms and policies that are announced overnight, and scaring real investors away. When I talk about investors I’m not talking about the Chinese vanouya kuzogara muma container while busy looting our minerals for a song. I mean real investors who can develop our infrastructure kwete torai mari same age boys. Its not that Mthuli doesn’t know the policies and monetary reforms that can stabilise our economy but he is on a mission thats why he lied kuti zvakarongeka iwo achingori masvanhikongonya kutarisana kwevakarambana.
Mthuli knows that if civil servants get a decent salary then ED will win resoundingly come 2023 so as a result he has been dodging increasing salaries for civil servants since 2018. All he did was coming up with dubious allowances and no fixed salary amount. If you ask a civil servant today how much he or she is earning in terms of the ZW$ or RTGS the majority will not give you a definite answer because the figures change every day and there is no explanation to that. In fact there is no logic. The majority civil servants are only certain about the Covid-19 allowance and the US$125. Mthuli is trying hard to make sure that the civil servants are very angry and the blame is on ED as the Head of State and Government. By so doing the majority of civil servants will vote for opposition, except for very few teachers vaya vakanwirwa mvura naED zuro uno uno uyu.
As if that is not enough, Mthuli is now further embarrassing the President by his so called Special Presidential bonus kkkkkkkk haaa zvandinooneswa ini Mapombi ini zvazvinokunda ngoma kurira. Honestly who does that? Special Presidential bonus? KKkkkkkk nonsense. What is special about a bonus that is payable over two months? Ndohu special hwacho here kuti inouya muchidimbu chidimbu over two months? Its a 13th cheque that is known by everyone so why making it look like it’s a Special Presidential bonus. If it’s really a special one, why not pay it separately from the usual bonuses the civil servants get every year?
Mapombi can tell you that this was very deliberate by Mthuli. Its an attempt to discredit ED, the guy is destroying the ruling party every day, slowly but surely. Mapombi has worked in government herself before she left for greener pastures – which never was though kkkkk. Yes, you may laugh all you want but I can still brag that its better to survive on rotten bananas and maputi than to be a civil servant. Yes, I will not sell my dignity for a song. Anyway, I’m diverting from the point I wanted to raise. I wanted to say all the time I worked as a civil servant I haven’t heard anything like Special Presidential bonus. Even my friends at ZCTU may agree with me that izvi zvatotangawo naMthuli izvi. Everything in Zim is now of presidential quality, even the bonuses kkkkkkkk haaa Mthuli wakaoma ndibate ruoko. Shake my hand Mthuli – you are a genius I must say. Mapombi never thought you would destroy it sefani so.
By the way, yapinda here presidential bonus nhai maCivil Servants weee? Kkkkkk haaa ndanzwa mbabvu nekuseka zvangu nhasi. But Mutuvi usazodaro so. Its not right. It’s not a crime being a civil servant. We always know that the 13th cheque is paid in November every year manje iyi ndeipi iyi yekupa bonus yatongoziva tese kuti Special Presidential Bonus? Kkkkkkk Mapombi don’t see anything special about ka bonus kari kutoitiwa split and paid in two months.
But have you noticed that everything is now linked to the president? Mapombi is not amazed by the level of bootlicking iriko iyi because ndozvinoita vanhu vane nzara kutsvaga kuda kudya. We now have Teachers 4ED, Vapositori 4ED, Mahwhindi4ED, Manásinéni 4ED, the list is endless kani imi. Kutsvaga kuda kudya mkwese uku but the truth is havasi vose vanoti Mwari Mwari vanopinda humambo hwedenga, I am not reffering to pastors and mapositori 4ED kkk.
Anyway guys its lunch time now let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch ndizvidyire. But before I go, Mapombi wants to say to Mthuli faka pressure – ramba wakadzvanya. You are destroying Zanu from within and those vanokasira kuonera madhiri acho are fully behind you. Faka pressure Mthuli. Aaaaah nhasi zvangu ndichanzi ndava kuita zvemukomana nekuramba ndichingoti faka pressure ikoku kkkkkk. In fact some are saying kuti faka pressure is promoting violence hameno kana makambozvinzwawo. Mapombi will not be dragged into such a trivial discussion. Let me avoid the term so that I don’t get in trouble ndikaswera zvangu shaya dzapesaniswa ndikazotadza kutsenga maputi zvakanaka, Mthuli bhora mberi! Bhora Mugedhi! Ibhola igedhini, Mboko iMboko