Musangano hauna vanhu kumasero uyu

Kumaseero uko, kumasero vana amai, women’s league teerera, musangano wakasimba kumasero, singingzvangu tiri pano paChitima kkkk. I am not a fan of these type of songs but iii, magic bullet yakashanda, for the past two weeks we were subjected to torture nemasongs iwaya as the battle for Masvingo urban’s two candidates Pande and Mahwende were canvassing for supporters. But anombopiwawo here pashoma, I mean this Chief Shumba guy. Does he get paid for his songs, they have become a household name in Zanu PF circles, I just hope he won’t suffer the same fate like Cde Chinx and Tambaoga just to mention a few. Those close to him should tell him kuti Zanu Chiororo kkk, let him ask Cde Pande. I heard Pande cried foul hanzi I have been rigged and I laughed my lungs out. I just don’t know whether his concerns were genuine or kuda zvake kutamba nevanhu, who doesn’t know that Zanu PF is good at rigging, they rig primaries in preparation for the final kkkk. They were just warming up and FAZ successfully completed its mandate, they will give a few notes to Chigumba and company kkkk. But can anyone from Zanu PF tell me what this thing called FAZ is? I don’t know what it stands for but from the conversations here at Chitima, ndochinonzi Chibaba chekuRigger kkk, if you think I am lying ask Pande. Anyway, we will talk about musangano wakasimba kumasero, so please allow me to digress a bit.
I heard team Chamisa Chete Chete (CCC) is conducting its own next week? I am not sure whether to call it primary elections or what, I failed to understand the citizens consensus issue and I know some would want to say hee there is no democracy, they should have done primary elections like Zanu did, imika, mutikwanire imi, didn’t you see the confusion yakaitika kuZanu, so you want them to copy that? With the structureless structures in place zvinokonzeresa. Yes the selection criteria will not be democratic I know, there will be a lot of imposition of candidates but people will still support the young man, he is the only option, he is the better option if I may say, so weather vaisa zvitanda as candidates people will still vote for him. Kana ozotorerwa maZap ake yava imwe nyaya kkk. I like the confidence, hanzi gore rino hapana goal keeper ndomwisa negotsi gore. Kkk but Neroka !!, you said the same statement in 2018 and we all know what happened, maV11 akazoshaikwa zvawo kkkkk.
How is the gold Mafia doing ladies and gentlemen, I haven’t found time to have a glimpse of the second episode and I am sure I will get someone achandionesawo zvake. Iyo council dai yachiisawo wifi kuno kuchitima, I wouldn’t be facing these challenges, vese vandiri kukumbira kuti vanddionesewo vanongoti Havana data, manje so. I am eagerly waiting to catch a glimpse of the much-talked about country’s nudes kkk. I heard the first one is still the best in terms of being explosive.
Asi nhaimi, saka Hubert Mudzanire achaitwa sei, ko Rushwaya, kuti tsuro ingapona kaviri? Chete some animals are more equal than others in Zimbabwe, we all know kuti our judicial system is just like a spider web, it catches only flies ichisiya madzvinyu nezvimwe zvakadaro zvichidonha. Anyway, I am not a fan of these kuisa bora musango theories but apa tuso dzikapona futi, ngatiriise musango. I hear a lot of Zanu PF bigwigs have tasted their bitter medicine and they are crying over it, they are also promising bora musanngo so the ball is likely to deflect towards the jungle. Nyaya yebhorareminds me that we are still on Zifa ban and the mister is not moved by the ban kkkk.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not a journalist, I am a gentlemen chete coz handivanzi, and that’s why some despise me but I will continue kufira kureva. So I won’t be cowed down naJamwanda whom I heard is threatening journalist’s kuti vachatevera Wiwa kuChikurubi. Maybe haasiye but if it’s him someone should tell him to just shut up before we call Dr Stop it on him. Why stooping so low, a whole spokesperson of the President failing to clarify just rumours as most Varakashi would like me to call it. I used to hear people saying Jamwanda is the most intelligent person in his ministry, but I am now beginning to doubt especially now that he is failing to give simple answers to something that took place within his inner circle. Kkkkk why brag about the incarceration of Wiwa, let me warn you from my head office at Chitima that it’s a matter of time and bear in mind that power expires, hameno iwe ukazokufarirawo kuChikurubi kwaunodada nako kudaro. Anyway hapana chisingabudi pachena, madhiri eGoridhe ese raibiwa achabuda pachena kuti vanhu vese vaone. But zvimwe ndezvimwe without being jealousy Themba wekwaMliswa chine pamuromo haaaa chakatukirira Jamwanda hanzi wakadya mari yePSMAS, heya nhai ndosaka ichida kuvhara. Iyewo Themba is bitter that her sister lost pamaprimaries. Ko zvakunonzi zviuya hazvidondani pana Themba naSusan zvazvisina kunangana here. Ko iye akazomboendepiko, Susan, where are you, come and tell us how SB Moyo was involved in the gold Mafia.
On a serious note, vanhu vekuMuzarabani North makanyatsokwana chaiko? Are you really sane, we are struggling with Zesa and we are voting out incompetence MPs but you are busy voting for Soda Zhemu, what nonsense is that asi ikoko muri kumawana? What nonsense is that, I don’t care if he is facilitating development there, this is a matter of national interest, and we need patriotic people here who put the country’s needs first? Chete we still have a long way to go, anobatwa chete paFinal, these is just the semis.
Musangano hauna kumbosimbira kumasero guys and a repeat of 2008 is neither imminent nor inevitable judging by the high level of disgruntlement in this revolutionary party which was never if one is to look at the level the ‘liberators’ have turned the country into family businesses and enterprises for the elite. Believe you, me the irregularities that and dark cloud of confusion that marred last weekend’s primary elections point to a repeat of the 2008 scenario that led to Uncle Bob being walloped by the late MRT, May both their souls rest in peace. Chete Zanu infiltration ndiko kubasa kwayo that’s why mukomana ari kurambira nyaya yemastructures. Chamatama chakangopindwa nekurutivi rwaDellilah zvikatodhakwa nana Locadia. By the way where are all those wives of the former Prime minister? Apa Dhakota sei risina kundeya ndeya zvapanenge pakaita mutengesi? Chief Shumba na Kapfupi can you pliz come out in the open and explain kuti musangano unosimba kumaCERO sei kana iwo maCell register achiita disappear during election time. Hauna vanhu kumasero musangano uyu ladies and gentlemen musanyeperrwa. Bimha and Mutsvangwa Chris were just lying to us hanzi we have millions in Zanu PF if it’s true where were they during primary elections? They were just intimidating people chete nothing else, manje this time hakuma iyoyo. It has been proven paPrimary, remember it was done early to test the waters and zvabuda pachena kuti musanagano hauna vanhu uyu. I am apolitical zvangu but mukaramba muchidai ndinoti pamberi nemugwazo nemango strategy, itai pwee izvezvi kana mune nharo.
Anyway, I have a lot to talk about but time my time for lunch is now and I better say goodbye, but before I go, where is this other pastor called Evan Mawarire, mukati haasiye odiwa here timboita shut down Zimbabwe kkkk. Muface akashandisa vanhu uye. Can anyone tell me how Teurai Ropa is doing, I heard her world is still crumbling. Dai atoenda zvake kuna Mphoko anoita mukadzi wechipiri kana wetatu hameno kkk. Iye aripiko Mphoko wacho kkkk. Mboko Imboko