Of the Mugabe family misfortunes

Happy women’s month to all women in Masvingo, kutanga pedu paChitima apa, the entire province, the nation, region, and the whole world. I hear Zim men are complaining kuti women have their day in their month. Women’s day mumwedzi waKurume iye Kukadzi akapfuura kkkk. That’s how important women are. We should emulate zvivindi zvakadai paelection apa. Yes pamberi nevakadzi. I mean real women kwete vese vese. Kana taakutaura zvevakadzi chaivo we mean the likes of me nana Gogo Mahofa and a few others who can stand against men. Elections are coming in August. I know most of you think kuti ariko munaJune or July kkk and you are busy asking yourselves kuti Mapombi azviwanepi. I know ladies and gentlemen, yes constitutionally they should be held between 20 and 25 August, mark my words. Musazoti Mapombi haatiudzi. Last week I told you kuti Zanu PF is going for an early primary poll vamwe vakati watanga, I am sure makazvinzwira.
It’s already dog eat dog situation in Zanu PF as they ready themselves for the early primary poll kkk. Speaking of primary elections, can I tell our good fellows from the opposition that at times it’s good to copy from your enemy, after all, even the devil himself has his strengths, why not emulating them for your own benefit? I heard the Chamisa Chete Chete (CCC) party is not going to hold primaries again this time around but will do what it termed citizen consensus kkkk. Musavharwa imi nekachirungu ako there is nothing called consensus among a constituency or ward nhema. Consensus should be among aspiring people then others agree to step down. How can you get consensus paMasvingo urban yese, imika, itai muchinyara vanhu imi. There will be imposition of candidates as usual and we are going to see double candidates and unending squabbles okusvika paelection. I see vamwe vachienda kwaTogarasei kkk vanyudzwa ipapa I tell you. Let me tell you, the issue of structures has a bearing on CCC guys, the reason there won’t be primaries is simple, without grassroot structures who will determine those who will vote at primaries? Ndopavanotyaka infiltration coz Zanu will send people to vote for weaker candidates vasinganetsi kurova pafinal kkkk. I am sure maibata kkk. Inhamo hayo asi ndoonera.
It’s a dog eat dog situation in the revolutionary party, I think they want to get time for reconciliation before elections. Vamwe copy this dhoiri, idhoiri rakanaka iri, the late legend Tuku sang this. And if CCC doesn’t copy mirai muone.
To Togarasei Mwonzora, mafaro mwena , unoguma use your last days wisely because waterloo is nearer. He is using his powers for the last time; last kicks of a dying horse are strong beware. Soo zvinenge zvapera zvemarecalls izvi vanyatsorohwa paelection. Even if he recalls all the people now there will be no by election until after the general elections kkkk.
Ladies and gentlemen with all due respect that I have for the departed ones from this ‘Mother Earth’, something has and is bothering my mind and that is how the family of the late founding president of Zimbabwe Uncle Bob and Dr Stop It is hogging the limelight all for the wrong reasons. I think someone is playing with the dead man’s spirit. He is ruling from the grave like what Dr Stop It once said. The difference is just that she said he will rule from Heroes Acre where he failed to get. I think vaya vaida kumuvhukunyura kuenda naye kuHeroes Acre vakatiparira, let that old man rest, keep his spirit down. Can’t you see we are going for elections and his spirit may cause what happened in 2002 and 2008? Why is his name always coming up imi ah.
Early warning signs are there for everyone to see; Bona is now divorcing her husband of the arranged marriage. Dai makangosiya Sam Mtukudzi izvezvi we wouldn’t be talking about this. What is in this Mugabe name asi? What’s in a name? That which we call a rose kkkk. I still remember Romeo and Juliet kkkk. The name Mugabe is everywhere, this young Bob is always in the limelight for all wrong reasons, drugs, Mjolo, MDP you name it. Ukuwo the Tinashe guy is busy mending and destroying maMarriages nema99.9 percent ake kkk. Hameno haasi kuona here basa rimwe rakamuka, he should go and test that guy who is claiming to be the old man’s son. All of a sudden kuzongobudikira where was he all along? I am sure Tinashe can ask that one. But he should not test him against Chatunga, Bob Junior kana Bona, we are not sure if those rascals are also Bob’s kids kkkk. Kana Tinashe aitadza ngaauye kuno, by just looking at him I can tell ini kkkk. But mungavenga zvenyu Garwe but nyika yambova nani. I can now say what I want. If Bob was still here I would have been ready to drink raw sewer from Mucheke River at the instruction of those guys in dark specs and cheap nylon suits. But vaigondidiikowo even now even if they want they can come ndiriko kuno kuChitima ini ndinotaura zvandoda, ndinofira kureva.
Before I go hangu kunokanga amaputi angu for lunch let me warn the opposition parties in Zim, especially CCC, the focus should be on winning the general elections not seeing the end of MDC and Mwonzora. Every vote counts, zvenyu zvekuti hee Mwonzora haana vanhu, hee Linda Masarira what what should be put to an end, unite people not further dividing them. Ndatopedza nemi so.
Ko nhaimi what happened to the Aljazira documentary rakadzikisa zvimwe zvikara kuterrace? Asi hwakangova utsi pasina moto? Chete unearthing corruption is not child’s play, unofa wakatemba apa mutemo wedu wemuno doesn’t protect whistleblowers. But then again we thought AJ was bigger than that, tozivei hedu. Asi pakambonzwikwa mudumbu vakomana. Maprofiti akatadza kuona undercover investigation ndofunga vakahwa nemidumbu kkkkk. Pakuzongoti dunderhead kureva Genarari Kedha ndopamanga moda kufarisa. Truly Bob is rolling in his grave. How can the current administration be dining and wining with white looters who even have the audacity to call our dear Genarari names? Munofarisa.
Has anyone heard from Mphoko, Welsh, Matebeleland muri kutiregerera imi. Ko Madam Khupe, where is she, this is women’s month, I think she should just come out from wherever she is hiding vomboridza mapoto zvavakamboita gwendo guya kkkkk, especially on the upcoming elections zvaimbomutsa vamwe vavete nezamu mumukanwa. Women, lets vote for fellow women wherever possible. It’s possible to vote for Linda than these other guys kkk. We have a lot of useless guys; imagine Soda Zhemu with all these black outs nxaa, baba ndevemahara vaya, kutidzosera kuStone Age apa no load shedding schedule no nothing. Haa nxaa. Mboko Imboko!!!