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Poor street lighting propagates robbery, mugging cases

Tinaani Nyabereka

Gweru- Poor street lighting and dysfunctional traffic lights in the city of progress continue to pose threats to the community.
The development was confirmed by ward 3 councillor Martin Chivhoko during a full council meeting held recently.
Gweru continues to experience deteriorating service delivery provisions in areas such as water and sewer reticulation lighting, road infrastructure among other things.
“What is the environment committee doing about the issue of lights? We always hear about areas such as Senga, Mkoba and Athlone but we never heard about anyone talking of areas which don’t have streets lights. Are you doing anything to improve street lights in areas which don’t have?
“Areas such as wards 3 don’t have tower lights and people continue to be robbed and mugged at bus stops, early in the morning and even at night. What is council doing to address this issue? We need to prioritize the safety of residents,” said Chivhoko.
Environment, Works and Town Planning committee member, ward 17 councillor Tawanda Magidi said the finance committee had not disbursed much funding for the lighting project.
“You happen to be the finance committee chairperson, the keepers of money, you are crying but you didn’t give us money for the lights,” he said.
Ward 15 councillor Trust Chineni who happens to be the chairperson of the Environment Committee said the issues of lighting were being looked at.
“Yes, we as council we passed the resolution to light up all our streets but some areas still are lagging behind.
“Also on the issue of traffic lighting, we said we are going to install new lights and leave Zhang’s like that. We still await to hear management’s decision as they said they will look into it as soon as possible,” Chineni said.
Gweru Acting Town Clerk Livingstone Churu said the issue of traffic lights was at their desk as management and work was in progress to see its commencement.
Gweru council has gone close to decades without proper functional traffic lights and this continues to pose serious threats to motorists and pedestrians at intersections.
Council has however revealed plans to install new traffic lights, side by side with the old ones, whose case is in court.
Last month Gweru Council Spokesperson Vimbai Chingwaramurasee said arbitration was taking too long to deal with pending traffic lights issues.
“As council, we realised that arbitration was just taking too long and for us it is indeed of paramount importance to ensure that we have traffic lights in the city of Gweru.
“So we have since resolved to have parallel robots running whilst those under arbitration will not be touched.
“We are going to have those very soon. Our team is on the ground to see how much that will cost us,” she said.

Eastern Region reacts to poor officiating outrage

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Branton Matondo

With the 2023 edition of Eastern Region Division One Soccer League already underway having two fixtures played, the top brass at Hughes Street, Masvingo has urged clubs to file informed and accurate reports rather than blazing the social media with undocumented poor officiating allegations.
Clubs and fans included have already shown dislike towards officiating of games in the first and second week of fixtures.
Speaking to TellZim News, Eastern Region Soccer League Chairperson Wisdom Masimba said clubs should follow the protocol and desist from blazing social media.
“As a region, we call for clubs to compile reports and send them to the region so that they are reviewed by the referees committee. We do not work with hear-say because it’s not how it works,” said Masimba.
He however warned referees that when their names appear consistently on many reports, action will be taken.
“We however warn referees whose names continue to pop up on various reports compiled by clubs. If that happens, the region takes action,” he added.
Chief on the complains list is the match pitting Grayham and Mutare City Rovers played on the on April 7.
Grayham top striker confided with this publication to say that the centre referee bribed him with US$ 3 as a cover up for his dubious no penalty decision when Mutare City Rovers goalie Tafadzwa Dube double barrelled the striker in the 18 yard box.
New comers Rusitu Tigers have also filed a report on poor match officiating on their match against Grayham Fc.
Mutare City Rovers gaffer Luke ‘Vahombe’ Masomere said it was a surprise after the referee ended the match at exactly 90 minutes.
“I was really surprised when the referee was supposed to add like 10 minutes or so of added time but he didn’t even add a single minute. I really don’t know why he did it because there were a lot of stoppages in the second half, the goalkeeper faking injuries every now and then,” said Masomere.

Assailants storm mine, get away with property, money

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Tinaani Nyabereka

Kwekwe-A mine employee was alone on duty at Moss 21 mine when four unknown men arrived armed with a pistol, a knife and machete, stormed the mine and took away property worth thousands of dollars.
The incident occurred along Harare-Bulawayo road near Truckers inn on April 12, 2023 around 0100 hours.
It is reported that the suspects forced the mine guard to lie down and tied his hands and legs.
They went on to search the complainant and took his US$ 10 and a cell phone before breaking into the workshop through the roof.
From the workshop, they took the following property: a generator, grinder, welding machine, two gas cylinders, one 2 horse power submersible pump, one fan, a 3 kg gas tank and two Kango black pots.
They also forced entry into carbon rooms where they got away with 300 kilograms of pregnant gold carbons.
A report was made at ZRP Kwekwe Rural Police who attended the scene and investigations commenced.
No arrests were made and the total value stolen is US$ 18 055.
Midlands Provincial Police spokesperson Inspector Emmanuel Mahoko appealed for assistance with information.
“We appeal to the public as always for assistance in the investigation of this case,” he said.

Government to replicate Kariba town set up in Chivi

… As Tugwi-Mukosi dam creates vast opportunities for Masvingo

Perpetua Murungweni/ Beverly Bizeki

The government is set to replicate the tourist attraction system after Victoria Falls and Kariba towns in Chivi following the completion of Tugwi-Mukosi Master Plan which is set to open opportunities for both local and international investors.
This was revealed by the Minister of State for Masvingo Provincial Affairs and Devolution Ezra Chadzamira during an engagement meeting between residents, local government and the media organised by Zimbabwe Union of Journalists (ZUJ) in Masvingo on April 21; 2023.
“There is going to be a town around Tugwi-Mukosi where we are going to have universities, colleges or even residential stands and shopping malls. In fact we are going to replicate the system in Kariba or in Victoria Falls towns,” said Chadzamira.
With about 40 000 hectares (ha) of land set for irrigation, the dam is also set to turn Masvingo into a greenbelt following the availability of water for agricultural purposes.
“In agriculture, we are going to irrigate about 40 000 ha where we are going to get the water from the dam. Some of the water is already being used to water sugarcane plantations and some will also be invested into citrus farming,” added Chadzamira.
Tugwi-Mukosi with a combination of other dams is going to assist towards food security according to Chadzamira.
“With a combination of other dams, Tugwi-Mukosi is going to assist in food security as government has earmarked 70 000 ha of land under irrigation schemes,” said Chadzamira.
Chivi Rural District Council (RDC) Human Resources and Administration Officer Archibald Ncube who was representing Chivi Rural District Council Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Tariro Matavire during the press club meeting also revealed that the local authority has earmarked residential as well as industrial stands.
“At the moment our growth point has 500 residential stands available for this year 2023 ready for our take, 14 stands for Flats as well as industrial stands on offer and 100 ha of land set aside for solar investment project. The power that is going to be generated is going to benefit the Chivi community.
“There is also land available for fish processing plants and crocodile farming,” said Ncube.
Chivi RDC and Masvingo RDC are the two administrative authorities over dam and have the responsibility to facilitate Tugwi-Mukosi investment opportunities around and within the dam.

Masvingo man in hot soup for cutting down trees

Courage Dutiro

A Mandere area man was in hot soup with law enforcers after he violated the country’s Forestry Act which prohibits cutting down of indigenous trees.
Pineal Chikoto of Mandere area in ward 31 of Masvingo District was recently told to pay a US$ 50 fine or to be sentenced to 1-month imprisonment after he appeared before a Masvingo Magistrate on March 21, 2023 for cutting down trees.
According to a report by Masvingo Environmental Management Agency (EMA), Chikoto indicated that he wanted to use the firewood to heat up a brick kiln (Hondo or hovhoni yezvitinha in Shona).
“The suspect indicated that he intended to use the firewood in his kiln during a brick moulding process as his farm had run out of firewood,” reads part of the report.
It is said Chikoto was caught after the diptank manager in the ward discovered that trees near the dip tank were being cut down and immediately notified John Chafuka the EMA monitor in the area.
Chafuka then went to the site and discovered that six Julbernadia globiflora (Munondo) trees were cut down by an unidentified feller.
Following the discovery, Chafuka went to a nearby homestead which belonged to Tapiwa Chigeza and asked for a scotch cart so that he could ferry the wood and also as a way of trapping the lumberjack.
Falling into the trap, it is said Chikoto heard that his wood was being collected and he ran to the site threatening Chafuka and Chigeza.
Chafuka told Chikoto that he had no reason for felling down indigenous trees but he insisted that nothing will happen to him.
The matter was then reported to Muchakata Police Station.
A UNDP report released in March 2022 indicated that the rate of deforestation in Zimbabwe is one of the highest in the world.
The report also state that fuel wood accounts for over 60% of the total energy supply in the country and almost 98% of rural people rely on fuel wood for cooking and heating. Deforestation affects ecosystems, biodiversity and livelihoods.

Man killed for mocking teenager’s way of eating sadza

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Beverly Bizeki

A 19 year-old male from Chivasa village, Chief Ndanga in Zaka was murdered after mocking a male juvenile (16) for the way he was eating sadza in a bottle store at Muregi Business Centre in Zaka.
Masvingo Provincial Police Spokesperson Inspector Kudakwashe Dhewa confirmed the incident.
It is reported that on April 15, 2023; Tawanda Mazorodze went into Mandenya Bottle Store where he saw Tinashe Tahwa (27) and the 16 year-old boy eating sadza.
Mazorodze started mocking the juvenile for the way he was eating sadza which made him to move outside where he continued having his meal.
Mazorodze followed him outside and kicked his plate of sadza to the anger of the juvenile which led to a scuffle between the two.
Tahwa came out of the bottle store and drew out an Okapi knife which he used to stab Mazorodze once on the left side of the head and once on the right side of the chest.
The juvenile picked up an empty bottle intending to strike Mazorodze with it but he was refrained by the now deceased’s brother Kumbirai Mazorodze.
Mazorodze fell down and died on the spot before Tahwa fled the scene.
The matter was reported to the police by Samuel Mazorodze from Chivasa village and police attended the scene.
Mazorodze’s body was found with two deep cuts and the body was ferried to Ndanga Hospital and investigations are still in progress.
Dhewa urged members of the public to respect the value of life.
“We urge members of the public to respect the sanctity of life,” said Dhewa.

Market farming key to rural industrialisation

Tinaani Nyabereka

Gweru- Farmers in rural areas have been encouraged to maximise agriculture production through adoption of market-oriented farming to unlock rural industrialisation.
This was said by the Minister of Lands, Agriculture, Fisheries, Water, Climate and Rural Development Dr Anxious Masuka in Gweru while touring small scale farmer irrigation schemes last week.
“Rural areas have the potential to unlock rural industrialisation and that should be enhanced by availability of markets. His remarks came at a time when most farmers are busy harvesting their crops and focus to be shifted to competitive markets of the agricultural produce.
“The market must inform production and it is in this regard that we brought on board the Agriculture Market Authority of Zimbabwe and Agricultural and Rural Development Authority (ARDA) for better agronomy and market viability. These are the agencies that must work with the communities to facilitate a business mindset for farming as a business so that we can maximise production and get better returns,” Dr Masuka said.
He further called upon farmers to run farming activities as businesses through applying business principles.
“We have fully utilised plots such as this one but when you go down there you find some empty plots which is why we want a new business model that ensures that agriculture land is put to practical use,” he added.
Agricultural Marketing Authority of Zimbabwe CEO Clever Isaya said it was gratifying that some of the produce from Insukamini Irrigation Scheme was of good quality and fit for the international market.
“Our mandate is to develop markets. We are developing local as well as international markets so that our farmers would be able to export their produce to other countries.
“What we have seen is that farmers are producing high quality products such as chillies, green pepper, sugar beans among others which I consider to be fit for export. If the standard is maintained and replicated across the country, I can assure you that the market share of Zimbabwe’s agricultural produce will expand,” he said.

No room for mistakes in Central Region Soccer league

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Branton Matondo

Ruvimbo Funeral Central Region Soccer league lifted its curtains this past week and it’s certain from the word go that any drop of points will prove costly.
Teams eyeing promotion to the Premier Soccer League have, without an iota of doubt reinforced their charges 200 percent.
Just like in 2018, 14 teams affiliated for this year’s edition and that’s just 28 fixtures.
It is always known in football circles that when a league has few teams every game is a final.
All eyes are with no doubt on three teams who judging by their previous voyages and fans perspectives, are huge favourites to bag the ultimate PSL promotion package.
Airforce side Chapungu who are recording their second year in the league since demotion from the big guys’ league in 2019 are among favourites to claim this year’s top spot.
Clement Zuze and his technical entourage are preaching the gospel of veteranism and experience.
Some of the senior gunners include Tineyi Chitora, who has always been a loyal son of Chapungu, Leeroy Bernard who had to be recalled from Black Mambas, 38 year-old Patrick Kumbula who has been up and about in Gweru teams for the past half a decade, Blessed Mbavarira, Gracious Mleya, Colleen Kwaramba and Allan Tavarwisa.
The thrust and trust on experience by the army side will however come to test courtesy of TelOne and Zpc Munyati who according to Central Region fanatics are also potential title contenders.
TelOne have been a busy bunch on the market prior to the start of the league.
They have roped in former Chicken Inn and Zpc Kariba attacking midfielder Brian Juru, former Zpc Kariba, Highlanders and Caps United goal getter Newman Sianchali, former Sheasham right back Forward Makambanga and former Shabanie son Nyasha Mpofu.
Chapungu and TelOne showed in their opening encounters that business is being meant having won 3-1 and 2-0 in their respective encounters against Fc Amazone and Blanket Mine.
It’s really game on from the get go.
All that being said, Zpc Munyati are no push overs when it comes to the title this year.
For a team that has been a top three finishing master for the past seven years, this year is looking bright and open.
Godfrey Tamirepi, just like Clement Zuze and Tendai Chikuni has assembled a fierce side at the power utility side.
The former Zpc Kariba gaffer roped in Lloyd Gwerina, formerly with Shabanie and Chapungu, former Highlanders player Toto Banda, Byron Madzokere, Godknows Mhangani, Tyler Mugoniwa and Bright Chayambuka.
The emphatic 5-2 revenge on Platinum cubs Fc Platinum Under-19 was statement enough, that Tamirepi is in the title contending league.
It will be theoretically unfair not to talk of Dulibadzimu.
Just like their 2-0 thumping of now promoted side Sheasham Fc in their last match of 2019 campaign, the ZM Media furnished side will cause upsets.
The Beitbridge based side who are under the tutelage of Stanley Ncube have also signed some talents.
Some of the names that have become part of the force from the south are Munashe Bamara, former FC Platinum wonder kid Tanyaradzwa Mataranyika, Meki Meki and Tawanda Ndoro.
Word from the barrack is it that perennial campaigners Tongogara Fc shared spoils with Bishopstone.
Though it is the case, Tongogara has over the years been a pain in the flesh.
Who can forget the decider against TelOne in 2018. Tongogara always come with surprises. It’s one of those teams that you can shove under the carpet because they will burn that carpet.

CCC laughs off GNU, election postponement

…As Mwonzora takes ZEC to court over delimitation report

Emmanuel Chitsika

Citizens Coalition for Change(CCC) spokesperson Fadzayi Mahere has dismissed the possibility of a Government of National Unity (GNU) or the postponement of much anticipated 2023 general elections following MDC leader Douglas Mwonzora’s challenge to the delimitation report which is likely to be used for elections.
A number of people believe that the court challenge may lead to the deferment of the elections, which may lead to a GNU as the country prepares for another election.
Mahere said there was no way ‘political elites’ can stop elections when the time comes saying it’s actually Zanu PF and its proxies that are afraid of the polls.
“The constitutional requirement that elections be held every five years can’t be suspended by political elites who have no support from the citizens and are afraid of electoral loss. Zanu PF and its proxies are terrified of how much support they have lost and are seeking to use whatever hare brained plan they can think of to try and stop the process.
“We call upon citizens to continue demand adherence to the Constitution. Elections are like Christmas, you can’t postpone them as they will come whether or not you have new clothes,” said Mahere.
She went on to dismiss any possibility of a government of national unity as some circles have claimed could be the solution in case elections are not held.
“Elections are a Constitutional non-negotiable. Citizens must be at the centre of all national processes. We reject the notion of elite pacts or a Government of National Unity or whatever basis put forward.
“Done properly, elections are a true expression of the will of the people and a total necessity in a democracy,” she added.
Following the recent challenge by MDC Alliance leader Douglas Mwonzora to the delimitation report gazetted by President Emmerson Mnangagwa authorizing new boundaries under which this year’s harmonized elections are to be conducted, a lot of gaps and unanswered questions have or may pop up in the minds of many.
The shadowy nature of the constitutional challenge lodged on March 14 can easily make it difficult for an ordinary man to get to the gist of the whole matter and the possible implications that may stem from the court challenge.
Opinion is divided with various interpretations taking centre stage while a cloud confusion also engulfs the whole political atmosphere.
Quite a number of technical issues have been noted in Mwonzora application seeking to invalidate the constitutionality of the delimitation report while also it may imply the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) erred in their conduct leaving out grey areas making it easy for a potential challenge to the report.
Mwonzora argued that the final delimitation report did not take into account the final results of the population census among other issues which he argues will affect the credibility of the elections and thus his application seeks to ensure credible elections are held using the correct report.
According to Mwonzora again, in the event that elections are held with the report in question, the outcomes or results can be easily challenged before a court of law and thus it would have been wastage of national resources.
With regards to speculation that the court application by Mwonzora was a plot by Zanu PF who may want to delay elections since the applicant has on record been accused of ‘bedding Zanu PF’, political analyst Alexander Rusero dismissed the claim and said that party is geared for the polls.
“I think people have to understand why Mwonzora had taken the case to court beyond the conspiracy theories doing circles that he is Mnangagwa’s blue-eyed boy intending to delay elections, that is a misleading statement and fallacy which is very costly to the opposition because Zanu PF wants those elections, they are not afraid and are prepared regardless of all such claims doing rounds in the misguided opposition rank and file.
“Politics is the ability to determine outcomes and Mwonzora might be politically irrelevant in as much as the gravitas on the grassroots on the ground is concerned but you cannot take away his legal talents and prowess as he is one of the best lawyers produced in Zimbabwe since 1980. So I am very sure he picked certain loopholes in the whole delimitation exercise that warrants court attention and that why the case was given the green light that it warrants hearing by the full bench.
“There is really nothing to take away from that since it is not the first time a case has been granted such kind of attention by the courts. Suppose Mwonzora wins that does not have a bearing on issues politically or at law to do with proclamation of election dates or some possibilities of delaying an election. The whole idea is, should he win because the case has been positively perceived to have some merits, ZEC that can be directed to do certain things right and not necessarily to delay or stop the process of elections. Elections are conducted when they are constitutionally due and not when a country is ready or ZEC has exposed certain incompetences or not political parties are ready. Elections are done within the prescribed time frame,” said Rusero. He said the way Zanu PF is busy on the ground campaigning does not show any sign they want to delay elections and labelled such claims within opposition circles as ‘damaging and dangerous’.
National Democracy Institute of International Affairs (NDI) Senior Programmes Officer Jack Zaba said whether or not the polls are to be postponed, that remains the duty of the Constitutional Court to decide on but pointed out that in the event elections are postponed, the country will be plunged into a constitutional crisis as from August 26, 2023 where it will not have any legitimately elected office bearer in the presidency, parliament as well as local authorities.
“On whether Mwonzora’s application will cause changes to election dates, that remains the duty of the Concourt and the honourable judges there would help in interpreting this kind of law but you will find that this was the prayer filed by the applicant (Mwonzora) when he said ZEC must re-do the delimitation report and in so doing to give ZEC the time, elections will have to be postponed.
“While this matter is really subjudice, you will find that there are a lot of aspects to be considered and one of those is what Veritas labelled that there is an absence of clearly laid out law or legal provisions providing for the Concourt to postpone the elections. While the Concourt has the powers to condone certain actions, the absence of clearly laid out laws leaves us with questions on whether the court in its wisdom can postpone elections but one thing to consider is the imagination that in case of postponement, what effect will it have on other constitutionally-mandated organs of government.
“I mean that from August 26, 2023, the tenure of both the president and parliament would have expired and the question is if the Concourt decides in its wisdom to extend or postpone the polls dates, will it equally have powers to extend the powers of the president and parliament? The appeal by Senator Mwonzora does not appeal for extension of tenures for both president and parliament and as the law is structured currently, it does not allow for a vacuum after August 26 when the country may have no legitimately elected president or parliament and we still we will go for elections.
“In any case who will proclaim the dates for the elections after we no longer have a legitimate president? From a political opinion it may be difficult to postpone an election noting that we will be thrown into a situation that in trying to heal a possible election breach through the delimitation exercise, we will be plunged into another constitutional crisis. The Concourt may decide to postpone the dates but from an electoral law perspective, it may be difficult to do as it leads the nation into a constitutional crisis,” said Zaba.
He went on to say the fact that more stakeholders raised valid issues like the 20 percent threshold shows why Mwonzora’s appeal issues are concrete and the Concourt will help interpret them as they have constitutional validity.
“The issues raised by Mwonzora have validity in terms of the constitution for example if one looks at the issue of 20 percent threshold which to me is clear ZEC ought to have followed what the constitution says, the debate over matrix. Parliament raised the same issue and so did other key stakeholders and the appeal by Senator Mwonzora echoes that the calculation by ZEC have left us in a quandary because in some constituencies the variance of 20 percent is exceeded by far for example look at Bulawayo Central with about 22 000 voters compared to Mount Pleasant with 33 000, its clearly beyond 20 percent, so if one reads and interpret the constitution, he/she can clearly see that there is a lot of sense in the appeal and the Concourt may help validate that but basic calculations will tell you that the 20 percent applies across all constituencies not within a province as ZEC tried to convince us.
“Also the fact that some of his (Mwonzora) appeals are valid is the mere fact that the Concourt looked at the heads of arguments and gave them access to the constitutional court hearing and that may mean the appeal has constitutional validity,” added Zaba.
He said the Concourt has a decision to find with regards to possible scenarios on whether to proceed or not with the new boundaries.
“The Concourt has in terms of the possible scenarios an array of decisions to make with the first being whether to order ZEC to re-do the report and they have to be convinced by the applicant that the report is ‘fatally unconstitutional’. Either the court may order ZEC to sustain or re-do the report or in that case that is what may trigger situations linked to postponement of election dates. If the court decides that ZEC presented a report that is not fatally defective, then the nation will proceed with elections and that will cause less problems in terms of election preparations being done by the electoral commission, political parties, Civic Society Organisations and even international election observer groups or even media groups as that will ensure smooth flow towards 2023 elections.
“But in case a re-drawing of the boundaries is ordered, that will trigger a lot of issues. Basically that throws Zimbabwe into a mild constitutional crisis in the sense that it won’t be a really radically changing the political landscape but will then leave us with a situation where we are left with the old boundaries and in that case the court will have to decide whether elections are to proceed under the old boundaries which may be problematic in the sense that most of the political parties have already selected candidates using the new boundaries and to go to the old ones (2007-08) which are not recognised by Section 161 (6) and the question will be which old boundaries will ZEC revert to,” said Zaba.

An independence that has lost its aura

I began to see that the Zimbabwean Independence lost its aura in the 90s, rakange rangova zita zvaro rekuti Independence but we lost it kudhara. We are not free at all, we just changed hands, from White minority rule to majority rule for a few months, and from there onwards we changed the types of leadership with the same government and same, same President. Fast forward to 2017, we changed the government and president but within the same ruling party and we thought were finally going to be free. People celebrated the independence that never was. Ko Generari can I take you back to pre-2017 era when you publicly declared on SABC 3 that the military would intervene to save the revorution? How did you saved it because from the way things rook, you just sold the nation a dummy because you led the country stray after all. Can the Next General pliz save this so-called revolution and make us believe that it’s not false pretense.
Ini ndakatanga kungoona kuti zvazodhakwa when my grandpa who is a Sabhuku kwedu kwaChirimudombo decided to visit mwanasikana wavo who is mainini vangu in Zvishavane on Independence day, haa ndakanyatsoona kuti zvadhakwa, how that old lad wanted to celebrate the day with his subjects in the village with each household being forced to slaughter a chicken and giving all the drum sticks to the village head and his entourage kkkk. sekuru vangu kusiya zvidya zvehuku vachinoona mukwasha, haa that’s when I saw kuti chapera chinhu ichi. We lost the independence in its literal form kudhara and we were left with the celebrations only. The celebrations were left nekaThat for some time until the demise of Uncle Bob. How I miss Uncle Bob’s voice kkkk I think you can all agree with me that that was a household voice and when he was talking little radios would fall down. Kwete zvavako izvi, mahumbwe ega ega.
This independence celebration should be struck of our national calendar, only kids and some people who had nothing to do attended the local Uhuru celebrations at Mucheke just to see Masoja achimarcher and nothing else. How can we celebrate something that we don’t have? The country is now the first family tuck shop, chasara is to create an office for the First Lady though we do not have that constitutional provision.
From there, we will have an office for C and S, kkk I know maakufunga zve CSC, I know it’s yet to be operational since 2017 as we were promised by the Second Oppressor, sorry I mean Second Republic kkkk. PaCS apo I meant the notorious twins who went to Belarus kuMinsk naaMai on government business, I am sure they met the Ambassador at Large now invisible after Aljazeera documentary ikoko and reviewed or modified all the bilateral agreements on behalf of the country, ko handiti baba vakasayina zvisizvo during the bilateral agreements initially at State House, Mai vakanopopota and decided to go there herself flanked by the twins kkkk. Ko ivo Ambassador at Large vakazodii? I heard him saying that was a highly classified intelligence operation, nxaaa, that’s nonsense. Fortunately, our erstwhile colonizers have decided to take it upon themselves to take action against the Ambassador and try to ensure his wealth is put under scrutiny and in case of him having done wrong, the assets will be frozen by the UK government.
Speaking of the Ambassador, I heard he is being represented by Musoro Bhangu kkk, of cause not Jonso, I mean Madhuku guy, is he playing another Madhuku strategy with this. Zvirikuitwa naMadhuku yes you may want to call it professionalism but at times I think conscience should be considered first. It’s the same as kuti he will represent a rapist who has raped his sister or a murderer who killed his wife. Kuda mari rudzii kunodarika principles, all right minded lawyers should avoid representing criminals. I once castigated Biti after representing Chombo. You can’t go paRally and say Chombo is a thief then go to court and say he is not. Madhuku kana asisina mari he should continue with Madhuku strategy, its clean money not siding with thieves. Ko iyo yekuPolad yakatopera here haaa amana chete haana chaakahwinhawo last time aidai akapiwawo political finance idzo dzikudyiwa naDhagi kusvika pakutonounganidza dare reConcourt.
Mukati gore rino tinovhota muna August here senyika? Word doing rounds mumaCircles is that quite a number of people are waiting eagerly with the intention of correcting their 2018 mistakes. But Dhagi akambodzidza law pachikoro chipi because ummm he seems to be a cut above the rest mukati chero iwo maAdvocates iwawa angava nemaLegal brains saDhagi here ummm am beginning to doubt now. Even CCC that is full of lawyers in its rank and file has already given in to the delimitation report whose grey areas, Dhagi has pointed out and that is pointing to another tricky situation the electoral management body is headed towards. Dhagi wakadzidza kuHavard here or Oxford because ummm the guy has developed a habit of exploiting these loopholes and win cases on technicalities before the courts of law. Haaa apa ndipo poga pandingakupa sando Togarasei, but pliz let not your court application pliz plunge the country into a constitutional crisis because if these elections are postponed beyond the legal August 26, 2023 there will be no constitutionally elected leader in the presidency or even parliament. Kkkkk saka Dhagi zvingakufadzawo here kuti nyika izoita dhivura wativura or mazvake mazvake amana? Asika mukomana Edmund Mwari ave naye shuwa kushungurudza Mbinga kusvika yataura zvinyadzi here ummm Fidza apo kubereka kwawakaita kubvisa mapundu muura shuwa. Ko iye Edmund anomboverengawo here gwaro dzvene pamutemo mukuru wekuti Kudza baba namai vako kuti mazuva awedzerwe panyika? Haaa kuzvigadza nhaka apo am sure every one of us will concur with me that the young man erred in his way of conducting his business. How can he take his father’s property and mortgage it without his prior approval or even notifying him in the process? Ko kuzomhanyira kuti kana muchida kundisungisa ndisungisei apo iye munhu achiziva kuti akaba hake? But that audio ummm ndakangoinzwisawo zvangu neumwewo ane rudo neni kuno kuChitima and the way Fidza Chiyangwa fumed, ummm I just realized the issue is a serious one. Ko nhamo dzoita ngani munguva imwe? Edmund should have allowed his Old man some time to rest after being relieved of his duties as MP for Zvimba West and just before he could come to terms with the defeat during the primaries, he is now into another issue though this time on the right side of the coin. Kkkkk, haaa iyi inopisa hayo. Where are we now with the story yaChief Charumbira kkkk, just his audio has broken records with most men after it so that they may get a glimpse of the negotiating skills the young lady failed to give in to. Ko traffic yestory iyo hanzi nevaripaDandemutande nyaya yemukuru uyu yakapindira yaHakimi we PSG in terms of following on social media platforms. What has just gone wrong with our custodians of cultural heritage nekuti kubva tichikura mukadzi wemunhu anotyisa kusvikira zvino kana atanga kusvikirwa naVashe, haaa zvatooma hazvo. Hope the Chief did not cross any red line and the matter will come to an end amicably without the parties involved dragging each other into mud. Chete Chief Mupakwa ndivo vakavhurawo nzira iyi zvino mukuru wavo otevera gwara raKurumbi odiiwo iye nguva zhinji achigara kuPan African Parliament business. Zvimwe ndezvimwe rume rotsvetera zvaro and we have just realized how vulnerable our women are at the mercy of these people.
Before ndanokanga maputi, ndingadawo kuziva hangu kuti Robert Junior akazodii nemotokari dzaakaputsa dziya gore riya? Anyway let’s just brace up for the cool season ahead as April has just given hints of what to expect once the winter season is in full swing.Mboko imboko!!!