Some animals becoming more equal than others

NYIKA YENYU YAMAICHEMERA, ZVINO YAITA MAMVEMVE, YAITA MATSOTSI singing zvangu kkkk, rakaimba zvaro Gandanga rekwaMapfumo, I think that guy anosvikirwa somewhere somehow, what he sang back then zvinhu zvichakanaka is happening right now. In fact it continues to worsen with each day passing by. NDS1, VISION 2030, open for business, engagement, re-engagement, austerity measures, SDGs 1&2 you name it, and nothing has bore any fruit. Kunze kwekungochinja shape yeScud, introducing Sable larger and Banana flavoured Super Chibuku hapana chimwe chine musoro chati chaitwa neNew Dispensation iyi. Kumadoro kwacho people are complaining kuti Sable yacho nebanana kuno kuMasvingo hakuna uku kkk. I heard Scarfmore saying they want to use some of the money donated by the French Embassy to develop the Great Zimbabwe monuments kugadzira pekubikira ndari nemahewu kkkkk. Haa that guy needs mental check-up chete, something is wrong in his mind. Wonzwa umwe naming a law school after him, nonsense. As we crawl towards 2023, I can see the mood right now, politicians across the political divide are now answering calls, fonera politician izvezvi uone, even ukaita missed call they will call back, especially those in Zanu PF, masamba akuchinja mbichana mbichana. I hope this time around people won’t be fooled, politicians are the same, they just want your votes kkk.
MaZimba chatakatadzira Mwari handichizivi ini, sure our country should be cleansed timbobviswa munyama. Hanzi naMapfumo John bereka mwana tiende kkk. Kuenda kupi nhai Rasta. I hear things are not well across the Limpopo, SA is tightening screws on work permits and of late has intensified border control, zvino totizirepi isu. Operation Dudula nedivi, mmm ma1 ladies and gentlemen. I WONDER kuti tichabereka mwana takanangepi. But to some extent I think it’s a wakeup call for the diasporans that they need to come and register to vote and then come to vote next year. Speaking of voter registration, it is still slow, I mean how we can have less than 6 million registered voters in a country where close to 9 million are eligible. This should be a wake up call again to the opposition, please urge your supporters to register to vote whilst there is still time.
Varombo kuvarombo, vapfumi kuvapfumi ndomugariro wayoka Zimbabwe, haa nhasi Mapfumo ndamufunga kkk, hanzi dai ndine mari hama dzangu dzaigarika. He is a music prophet; the situation is escalating with some animals becoming more and more equal than others with each passing day. I hear Zanu PF Chief Whip Togarasei’s son who is accused of killing an alleged thief was granted bail by the High court, shocking isn’t it? A murder suspect is released on bail while Sikhala who the police are still struggling to find his charge languishes in remand. The police have since added another charge hanzi he misled the police on who killed Ali. As that is not enough, Ali’s murderer is being treated as a Hero while the innocent Job is being pricked every time and then. But there is a God in heaven, one day, tables will turn. But in Masvingo they are already turning. Things are not good for the general’s camp in Masvingo, I hear Brian Munyoro has since jumped ship from team Zvazara to team Bholato kkkk. I used to wonder what Zvazara meant only to lean manje manje, hanzi it’s Zvazara kuti Chadzamira imbavha kkkk. Charle Munganasa has since jumped the ship again. Haa unoona kuti ma1 chaiwo. Icho Munganasa chirikuchema hanzi the Opposition is already rigging elections and bussing people from rural areas to vote in town kkk. Isn’t that a Zanu system? Go and ask Chiteme anonotora mapositori ake anomupinza every election. I like it when Zanu cries foul after a taste of own medicine. We need that until 2023 kkk. Chete vanotemba neArmy. Can someone tell Zanu PF that they don’t own the Zimbabwe National Army please, that army is for the people of Zimbabwe not a private property? Imi masoja aya ihama dzedu ava, they are our brothers and sisters, our uncles, our aunties. But naivo vanozvinyanyawo.
But do the people in Zanu PF know kuti 2030 padhuze, the way they talk about Zimbabwe becoming an upper middle economy by 2030 mmmm, I think vanofunga kuti haasvike. If we were to achieve it, we were supposed to be seeing progress as of now but alas, we are in recession izvezvi kkk. Apa kune dzimwe type dzaunoona dzichiitaura pamarallies unotoona kuti they don’t even know what it means. If you think I am lying go and ask the likes of Gwanongodza kkkk, haa I don’t think he knows kuti zvorevei.
I am happy Tugwi-Mukosi akuita achitinzwira tsitsi, chando chaisimuka apo mmm, kana usingapengi mushe you would surely pack your belongings and go home. Chete vamwe vanako kwekuenda, ini handipengi but I cannot go home, handina kana cent and have nowhere to pick it from. Imi do you know people no longer drop money muroad? Kudhara taitofamba tichinhonga mari munzira but these days ndochinonzi chisionekwi. I am surviving on rotten bananas which are now hard to come by. I last wore a pant long time ago, kungogara ndisina, kutoriwana for me it’s a luxury. Things are hard for me these days.
I am not against celebrating heroes, both departed and living but I think whoever came up with the idea of constructing ED law school anenge aakuzvinyanya, who does he or she want to please? Don’t you think the roads named after him are enough, vamwe havazokwani ladies and gentlemen, totodawo maroads ane mazita edu vakomana. Imi apa jenarari havasati vava kana nebhawa zvaro rine zita ravo imi moda kuramba muchingoturikidza panhu 1 aaah, imika tinyareiwo please. Iko I don’t know what’s in it for naming buildings and roads after people, especially after people who are not liked nevanhu kkkk. In Masvingo they refused to name only one road, I mean a single road after Morgan Tsvangirai, whom even the new dispensation recognised as a Hero.
Ladies and gentlemen please ndibatei before I say pasi neNhingi kkk, hanty you all know what it means, yes, saying pasi nemunhu nowadays mean you want him/her dead. Kana mune nharo izvezvi itii pewee nditi pasi naye izvezvi. Nxaa those are the guys who should be locked up for inciting violence of even amending the constitution to find a charge against him. That language is ot tolerated in a morden society. Ndonzwa zvangu kuti ndedze kuMidlands kumaruzevha kuMberengwa apa dzitori Sabhuku. His badge should be taken and shelved. We don’t tolerate that.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga ,maputi angu for lunch, I hear kuti Chief Nhema promised more than five million votes to ED in 2023, unobva washaya kuti a whole chief and senator on top of that could talk of something far-fetched like that sure. Does he know how many people have registered in Zimbabwe so far? Can someone please educate the FAT Chief, rakakurira mahara hapana zvozikanwa and I wonder what will be his contributions in the senate. Mukamuona tell him kuti hanzi naMapombi dzikamai Chief, dzungu hakusi kungwara, kana achiti ndonyepa ngaabvunze Mphoko, iro riripikowo kkkk. He is still into hibernation kkk. Chete he is a coward, pasi nemhanduuuu, Mboko imboko!!!!