What is Mwonzora up to?

Ladies and gentlemen, where are we with the CCC nomination of candidates, the process seems to be copying that of Zanu PF. We waited and waited until they released the results pavaidira zvavo. We thought CCC as the government in waiting will show us how efficient they could be when they get in power, of course that is if they get into it because as I see it, it’s not a walk in the Park for Chamisa, Fadzi and Ostallos kkkk. I heard people saying as the party is working with structure less structures, the trio ndovane yese kkkk. Right, without reforms its almost certain that the team housed at Jongwe house will retain power and this one headquartered at Harvest House will not get a single cent in parliament or council kkkk. I used to think I know it all but I have just realized that I don’t know where CCC is HQued kkkk. Forgive me my avid readers I will do sviResearch soon.
Right, I have heard a lot of people passing here at Chitima both CCC and Zanu sympathizers saying hee Fadzi is no longer eligible to contest for a seat in council, parliament or presidency because she was convicted on that useless crime. I am not a constitutional expert zvangu but I know Fadzi will be able to contest. Ko ndiye atanga here, the president was convicted and sentenced to death wani but nhasi he is running the country, whether running up or down but he is the President. Ko ana Killer Zivhu were arrested, convicted and stayed in jail but later became MPs wani takamboti kudii isu. Fadzi will contest chero achida kuita president if Chamisa decides kumusiira kkk.
I had vowed not to talk much about Togarasei, Dhagi, and the culprit who has been influencing elections in Zimbabwe. He has sent Zimbabwe on numerous by-elections across the country vanhu vachisekerera. Imi marections are expensive aya zvekungotambisa mari tichiitiswa maelections nemunhu when the country is on its knees ndokudii ikoko? Now he is up to something and I don’t know what he is really up to. Ko iyo Zanu PF did its primaries, zvekuti they were chaotic or not zvava zvenyuwo, I mean even CCC is busy with their candidate selection and Dhagi instead of going for their own kind of selection, hecho busy kuenda kucourt. I think it has now dawned on him that he will not only lose but haatorina macandidates acho kkk. Who will contest on MDC ticket? I mean who in his or her right mind will do that? I am sure Linda will have more candidates than Mwonzora. We saw how she managed to have a few candidates during by-elections.
But what is Dhagi smoking? Kuti akaratidzawa gwenzi naMthuli Ncube? This grade of mbanje is only found kuRBZ chete or he managed to connect to Mandiita Wefodya Chimene pachiManicaland. She is the one who had high grade which can send someone to court to try and stop elections over delimitation because he has no candidates to fill in positions from Council to the president. He is not even confident that he can be the president, he knows that very much and these could just be last kicks of a dying horse. Yes that could be true, he has been living on borrowed time and his power is ending with the term, after elections no matter who wins, he and his MDC party would have been buried. In fact, not only his party but I see imwe mikono ichinyura ipapa let’s watch and see.
Chete he has a case kkk, the elimination process was flawed and I hear it favors the Jenarari’s faction more than the incumbent, on the other hand the only boy who is over 40 is happy with it. Yes hanzi naSmall Boy Nero I don’t care about it because there is yellow everywhere. It’s true, he is safe as the president but his MPs ndovari pama1. They have no time to campaign, worse they will be competing against the well-oiled Zanu PF machinery which is busy greasing the hands of its number 1 rigging machinery, the masabuku and the chiefs.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, let me tell you this ladies and gentlemen, things may work in favor of POVO this time, the army is not happy at all. They are complaining after their salaries were cut down kkkk. munhu akahora $300 000 last month is getting 70 this time around kkkk. Zvakaiomera Zanu PF this time around. Masoja achajamuka mirai zvenyu muone, havasi kufara vakomana, they have been buying things in town but this time vakazara kuno kuchitima vachitaimira zvakacheaper kkk. Vari kututa maChunks zvavo kkkk hanzi hazvisi kukwana.
If anyone sees Mandi please tell her to remain in hibernation and stop supplying Mwonzora naMthuli with drugs. The whole country is on an anti-drug drive apa ndopaunoona vamwe vakuru vakuru vari busy smoking and hallucinating. Apawo Jenarari is nowhere to be found in the Aljazeera documentary.
But if you have an analyzing mind like me you would smell a rat in all this Aljazeera documentary because hmmm, how come to you so? Where is Kedha in all this? If you remember before the first episode came out, we heard murungu weracism uyu Macmillan said Genarari is a dunderhead, but in all four episodes kana sign yaGenarari kana tsee. Hamuoniwo here kuti pane iripo apa? Kana, kana, kana chero kungonziwo vice president veZimbabwe ndavaKedha kana tai? Imika! Mukati hadzisi kutungana dzemudanga iyemi? It all looks like a big circus, and the monkey breaking things up in here is the Genarari, tichazvihwa hedu, houno ndiripano. Musazoti Mapombi haana kureva. I was beginning to lose hope in the Jazire thing but Episode 4 went for the jugular. And please explain this, how do three cartels, who are not even connected all have links to our own Number One? Vese zvavo. In this case, the big question is, who exactly are the criminals surrounding the president? Zvenyika ino zvinokunda ngoma kurira chokwadi. Vanhu vari kuzvidhlira mafuta ayo nyika isu vanyai tichitambura. Kuita kukambura naYave kudai. Dr Gire hanzi she used to fly out nyanga dzenzou. Imika! Irikudyiwa nevene vayo nyika iyi. Unosvika paunozorora munhu.
Anyway, before I go kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, I just want to say kuna Dhagi ukawana nguva ukwane, taneta neshenanigans ako please. Secondly, VaMadhuku torai mari United but zvimwe munaita muchinyarawo vakomana, hanzi classified intelligenceopeartion, munotijairira vanhu imi. Asi Mboko aripi chaizvo? I don’t think if he was around taimushaiwa pakadai, wakambonetsazve uya nenyaya yezvitiyo kkk. Zvitiyo Mafia! Mboko Imboko !!!.